Chapter 6 Xue Da Nose and Lin Xiao Butcher
No one noticed when the Kobayashi butcher went up, because he didn't get up against the wind, so he climbed up with his bare hands. No way, he's too tired tonight, although he wants to, but there is no extra true yuan to make him look more chic.
Lin Zhong still had the last bit of strength left at this time, the right half of his body was exposed to the shooting range of the flying sword, the snow-bright sea pagoda body reflected him, and the red blood moon shone on him.
When the butcher of Kobayashi was halfway up, he thought to himself that a sword should fly over, but unexpectedly it didn't. This made him even more frightened, as if he had heard the sound of the flying sword unsheathed, and immediately used his hands and feet together, and quickly climbed to the top of the Sea Pagoda like a wild boar.
didn't think that his move would be a fulfillment of himself.
The sword is a gentleman's weapon, and the monks who use flying swords in the world are generally a little bit clean, in addition to being squeamish and arrogant. Seeing that the fat man on the opposite side was so filthy, he actually climbed to the top of the tower with his hands and feet, and the hidden sword cultivator shook his head slightly and sneered, for fear that such a vulgar thing would insult his reputation and tarnish his good flying sword, so he didn't send a sword, and watched the butcher Xiaolin go to the top of the tower.
Finally someone came up, and Xue Da Nose praised him: "Boy, it's really fucking kind." ”
Xiaolin Butcher came up and understood that for the person in front of him, that round of blood moon was too heavy. Xue Ruochen's father, although the nickname is very bright with a big character, except for a huge nose on the face, the rest of the body is very small, five short figures, the body is rickety, and he is as thin as a monkey.
Xiaolin butcher said: "My surname is Lin, and I sell spirit pork in Xianlingfang City." Xue Da picked his nose and thought about it, it was the black-haired pig that his daughter had mentioned.
The two of them curled up together, lying next to each other on the top of the Sea Pagoda, Xue Da Nose took out a pot of old wine from the storage bag, shook it, only the shallow bottom of the bottle remained, smacked his lips, and handed it to the butcher Xiaolin next to him a little reluctantly.
The butcher of Kobayashi stretched out his hand and compared the size of the blood moon, estimated the weight, and said, "I think it's better to smash it." ”
Xue Dabi said angrily when he heard this: "Then what are you doing when you climb up?" I can't smash it myself? ”
Lin Zhong picked his head: "I really don't want to stand up and support it, it's too dangerous." ”
Xue Da nose cheered up and said: "Don't worry, the night is long, the kid who makes the flying sword on the other side always has a time to wander, and when he doesn't pay attention, we will stand up again, and we can do it quickly." This is a fucking task sent down from above, and it must be completed. ”
The butcher of Xiaolin turned his head to look at him suspiciously: "Then how do you know when the other party is distracted?" ”
Xue Da was stunned: "Guess." ”
Don't look at the five big and three coarse looks, the most despised by the butcher of Kobayashi are those who are simple-minded and extremely stubborn in their ideas, such people are difficult to get along with, and their consciousness is always full of prejudice.
At this time, the butcher Xiao Lin thinks that he is fucking simple-minded? Or is it bad luck? Why did he have to meet Xue Ruochen, why did he follow her into a magic breaking circle, and finally was trapped on the top of the Sea Pagoda for some reason, talking nonsense with an old fool carrying a pot of turbid old wine. All of this made him regret it.
The butcher of Xiaolin later recalled this incident and said that Xue Da Nose was an old bastard. But when he smelled the residual aroma of wine at the bottom of the bottle and estimated in his mind whether the swordsman on the opposite side would take a nap, the butcher Xiaolin still seized the time and told Xue Da Nose about his friendship with Xue Ruochen.
How did he uphold the friendship of the same sect, and righteously protected Xue Ruochen from Xianlingfang City to the outer courtyard of the sect, and how did he protect her through the dangerous place where the flying sword was aimed at, and came to the sea pagoda. Now for the sake of Xue Ruochen's father, he climbed to the top of the Sea Pagoda without hesitation. By the way, and some time ago, the two pig hearts he gave to his eldest sister Xue Ruoshuang did not let Uncle Big Nose drink you.
Of course, there is an element of interpretation in these words, but it cannot be said that they are completely lying, which is deeply in line with the supreme meaning of lying with nine truths and one falsehood. Anyway, Xue Da Nose understood the meaning, looked the butcher Xiaolin sideways left and right, looked up and down, his eyes kept rolling in his sockets, and finally said: "I don't have a son, and the family wants to recruit a son-in-law to come to the door." ”
Lin Butcher immediately answered: "I am willing, I am willing." "According to the understanding of the butcher of the forest, Xiaolin, this can be regarded as a good thing, the so-called monk's words, the horse is difficult to chase.
However, after the two of them finally got off the Sea Pagoda, Xue Da squinted his eyes and said that he didn't remember this incident at all, if a little wild boar cub like Xiaolin Butcher dared to think about his own girl, he would definitely kick this pig cub down the Sea Pagoda at that time.
Anyway, Kobayashi Butcher got up after answering "I do", his body was full of infinite strength at this time, and it was really not suitable to lie on his stomach anymore. When he held up the huge blood-colored full moon, he felt that it was as light as a feather.
The Sea Pagoda darkened suddenly, and the blood-colored light shone on the distant wall, and then crossed the wall to shine on the black wood cliff in the distance, where became a glowing blood-colored target.
The monks below immediately cheered: "Big nose, well done!" ”
only said Xue Da's nose, didn't mention himself, Xiaolin Butcher was a little unhappy, he was about to report his home, a sound of gold and iron "choked" crossed, and the blood-colored full moon was instantly stabbed by a flying sword. The cold moonlight sprinkled on the butcher Xiaolin's body, this time it was the glow of the crescent moon hanging in the night sky, not a blood-like dim red but a soft silver quill.
When the second sword flew over, if it hadn't been for Xue Da's nose pulling him, it would have been Xiao Lin's butcher's head that burst again.
Therefore, between Xue Da Nose and Butcher Lin Chong, no one can say clearly who saved whose life. The things on the Sea Pagoda are known only to the two of them.
The frightened Xiaolin butcher, after Mu Mu came down from the top of the Sea Pagoda in a daze, was led by Xue Ruochen to a leeward place to rest, lying on the straw mat, he squinted at the moon in the sky.
Xue Ruochen never slept, chased the mosquitoes for Lin Zhong in the middle of the night, smelled the stench on his body, and never said a word of displeasure.
Xiaolin Butcher liked Xue Ruochen's little bit of caution, and he didn't dare to say it all the time, his heart was always pinched, and he was finally a little relaxed at the moment.
Xiaolin Butcher thought to himself, although Xue Da Nose was untrustworthy, but the current friendship between him and Xue Ruochen was enough to withstand the hearts of seventeen or eighteen Shahu Spirit Pigs, so it was not a loss. As for this battle within the sect, it's completely a blind huqiu, a group of goddamn brainless people, they can fight as much as they want, they are a meat seller, they still have to eat spirit pork.
The butcher Kobayashi fell asleep and felt very comfortable. The arrows in his pocket rolled down on the straw mat, Xue Ruochen saw it, picked it up, wiped it, wiped it again, put it into his personal pocket, and continued to shake the fan.