Chapter 1 Where's My SpongeBob SquarePants!

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What is the first thing you have to do when you become a woman.

Yes!

On the night he first crossed, Jiang Lai didn't notice anything abnormal, and it wasn't until he was ready to get up in the early morning that he realized that he seemed to have successfully lost weight in a dream?!

Otherwise, how can it be light!

Then the skillful pants faded, the little hands touched, the body shook, and the head was cold.

Hey, hi?!

Where's my SpongeBob SquarePants?!

He thought it was a dream, but he didn't know that this dream was a bit long, and he actually did it for several days in a row.

Jiang Lai, who recognized the reality, also recognized his current identity - Jiang Zhi.

Female, the official collection of Kuiling in the Great Chu Kingdom, asked the Lingwen of the Xiang Tea House, an honest and obedient baby.

But he prefers to call the original owner a little unlucky.

Jiang Lai, whose soul pierced the other world, began to recognize the reality, and deliberately went to look in the mirror, this little unlucky guy has no abdominal muscles in general, and he is still young and has not grown taller, but also strange and cute.

The only fly in the ointment is a pseudo-protagonist template.

The so-called pseudo-protagonist is... has a father and a mother, with average qualifications, no cultivation, and love the future.

And... There's a good sister out there.

My sister's name is Jiang Jiang, and she is the sister of the refining shop next door, and she always likes to come over every other day to teach her exercises and formulas.

It seems to be called something... Eighteen Soul Leg Method?

Hey, it's still an individual repair, that thigh... Suck and slip.

(‾◡◝)

As for why it's the sister of the refining shop next door...

When I was a child, my family was poor, and Lao Jiang's family was not yet developed, so I couldn't support Jiang Zhi's little daughter, so I could only sell her to a rich man from another family.

More than ten miles outside the official set, there is a wealthy family of immortals, known as Kuiling Zhang, who often sends servants to collect some rare ores and jade nearby.

Whether it is a servant or a maid or a young master's daughter, they all follow the rules of the family set by the ancestor Zhang Kui, so the Zhang family has a good reputation for hundreds of miles near Kuiling.

In Kuiling, an acre of three-point land, the Zhang family can be regarded as a big family.

I didn't know that it had not been two years since I sold Jiang Zhi, Jiang Zhen, the ancestor, came to run, there were more than half a hundred people, and I picked up a seriously injured person in the mine, and learned that I also had a spiritual root, and since then I have stepped into the immortal path.

Since then, it has been like a hanging, and his cultivation has soared, and he has entered the late stage of refining in just over ten years, and he is also a figure in this small Kuiling official concentration.

Later, he inherited all the mantles of casual cultivation and opened a refining shop in the official collection to live, which can be regarded as a small achievement in life.

And the level of his refining tools is not one in ten thousand, but it can also be said to be one in a hundred.

Because the entire Kuiling official collection except for the refining treasure pavilion of the Chu State officials, the rest of the loose refining shops are really indescribable, and the success rate of refining is actually less than two percent.

Although Jiang Zhen, who is quite talented, is not too high in cultivation at his age, his kung fu refining can actually be compared to the master of the Treasure Refining Pavilion.

of half.

It's just that his cultivation started late, he didn't read much since he was a child, and he also lacked the blessing of a young boy's body.

Now this cultivation is almost at the end, unless there is a little adventure, it is too difficult to go further.

Back to Jiang Jiang's cultivation of the eighteen-style soul leg method...

Although it is only a basic body cultivation method, for the two sisters, its content is not obscure, at least it can be regarded as a book from heaven.

It's like not being biological.

Neither inherited Old Master Jiang's big and small eyes, nor inherited his talent for refining body refining weapons.

If he hadn't known that his wife was well-behaved, he would have thought that the two girls were not biological.

The original owner, a little unlucky egg, had no qualifications, and was sold to a rich man, and the eldest girl studied alone, and at the age of twenty, she was still in the early stage of refining.

Thanks to Jiang Zhen's busy refining weapons, he didn't have time to teach in person, and he often thought about it and secretly regretted it.

Then, with the strength of regret, he quietly touched the East Street, and went up to the second floor to turn over a new sign to comfort and comfort.

So the two of them haven't been able to discuss anything, they are both twenty people, one is in the early stage of refining, the other is not getting started, and it is difficult to fight a few punches.

However, Jiang Zhi is a spirit maid, so he must have a little cultivation in his body, not much, about the skill of a three-legged cat, and he is only refining qi.

It's a good way to save some effort when cleaning.

Although the cultivation is a little reluctant, my sister Jiang Jiang is diligent and studious, and every time she works hard to understand something, she will always share it with this sister who has been separated for many years and reunited.

I only hope that she will open her mind as soon as possible, strengthen her body, abandon her spirit and follow martial arts, and switch to cultivating a body that does not need to use her brains much.

After all, she also saw that the old Jiang family's head was not very bright, and she was really not good at this.

It's too difficult to refine qi, she's stupid, refining her body... Just give up the flower spirit stone to make a effort.

The premise is to understand the exercises.

Regardless of whether he is talented, he is really a talented, diligent and studious little genius.

Although they are sisters, they have not been in touch for more than ten years and have no feelings.

Sometimes Jiang Zhi can't figure out why this sister who suddenly appeared is so good to her.

I probably hugged it when I was a child, and I will meet again when I grow up, and now I will raise it as a child.

But she's weirdly good-looking...

Sister, hey, sister.

ヾ(^▽^*)))

Jiang Zhi was happy when he thought of this sister who was closer than his sister.

Although he is a man in soul, he is a girl now!

But the girl who loves and loves her sister hurts!

Suck!

The place where Jiang Zhi is staying now is the official market of Kuiling in Chu State, which is commonly known as Fang City.

The kind of market that the monks often go to in the novel, but unfortunately it's not a Nai species, it's just that.

Just because it is the land of the official family and is under the jurisdiction of the Chu royal family, it is called the official collection. In this way, it is different from the ordinary square city, and the others have not changed much.

There are also scattered shops that can't afford to rent storefronts, and there are also lost treasures hidden in those stalls.

There are monks, monsters, monsters, monsters and monsters in this world, and it is an alien world that can be cultivated.

But all this has nothing to do with Xiao Jiang Zhi.

With mediocre qualifications, she doesn't even have a single exercise, so she relies on her good sister to teach a few words of mantra from time to time.

And the little unlucky guy is too talented. I've been teaching this for a few years, but I haven't memorized a single mantra, so I haven't started refining my body until now.

Jiang Lai suspected that this girl was stupid, otherwise how could she wear it on her.

This kind of small Kala of basic exercises is not worthy of her after all, and she should start learning from Ah Wo.

It's not that you don't deserve it, it's that you deserve better.

And although Jiang Zhi was found by his own father and mother, the business of signing and painting and staking was redeemed by the other party.

After that, there are more than 1,000 spiritual maids up and down the Zhang family, isn't it true that everyone can redeem it when their family is developed?

How can this be reasonable, if you don't roll, I'll lift your refining shop.

Although Jiang Zhen wanted to bring his baby girl back, he completely lost his voice after probing the wind, and he only didn't have this little daughter.

Although it is not comfortable to go home as a little daughter, it is not bad.

Therefore, the current Jiang Zhi can only do chores in Wenxiang Teahouse, instead of going back to Lao Jiang's house to be his second Miss Jiang Fu.

Compared with the Kuiling Zhang family, which has been passed down for more than ten generations, Jiang Zhen can only be regarded as an upstart at most.

And it's the kind that the other party can't look down on, so naturally it won't give face.

And Jiang Jiang fished in the teahouse all day long, occasionally helping those immortals who looked like they were dozens of stories tall to do some chores.

For example, serving tea and wine, etc., I am happy to be at ease when I have no business on weekdays.

Although there are no colorful adventures and colorful lives, at least live a safe and stable life, but there is not much hope.

Jiang Jiang is like a fairy, but he didn't get any luck because of his outstanding appearance.

In the same way, he was not favored by the bad old man who was so high that he could move mountains and seas, and he was accepted as a concubine or furnace, and since then he has been rich and noble, and has walked to the peak of the fairy road.

I like to come to her when I have nothing to do, and study the Four Books and Five Classics...

No, it's the Great Dao Sutra.

Jiang Zhi, who has nothing to do, doesn't want to cultivate, after all, all these years have passed, and he hasn't memorized a few words of the mantra, which is enough to see how smart the original owner is.

And the five spiritual roots sound very powerful, and you can learn all kinds of exercises that are tied to the five elements, but in fact...

Anyone who knew her heels would have to shake their heads, and some of the guests who disdained to hide it would laugh before leaving, and then add:

"It's a lifelong maid, but it's a pity that it's not on East Street."

It is said that the five elements are the protagonist template, but Jiang Zhi, who yells into the air every morning 'sign in' and 'the system is bound to me', has long given up.

There is no chance, no connections, no spirit stones, and even a complete exercise, so I take the lead in cultivation.

The speed at which she absorbed the aura and transformed it into cultivation was not even as fast as the dog of the old man of Xijie Wang, I heard that the cloud-chasing dog had been eating and drinking well every day for more than 20 years, and now it was about to become a third-order demon beast.

The combat power is comparable to the power of the late stage of body refining!

Hiss... The demon dog chases the clouds, it is so terrifying!

(゜▽゜)!

And Jiang Zhi...

Every time she went back to buy goods, the dog barked at her, and she had to shake three times, after all, there was no leash.

Phew, contempt, no morality.

...

Business is not good these days, and Jiang Zhi, who likes to play with the new SpongeBob SquarePants when he has nothing to do, is so idle that he starts writing a diary, hoping that he can use it to scare the local natives after he dies.

It's weird and funny to think about.

But she forgot that these people can't understand the high-end cultural inheritance of simplified Chinese characters at all.

...

Da Chu. One hundred and seventy-six years of Ankang, autumn, October 8, sunny.

Today my sister came to me again, and I copied it for her... (crossed out) made a poem on the spot. My generation is very good, and she looks at me differently.

Sister Jiang Jiang is so good-looking, but it's a pity that she is an individual cultivator, if she carries a sword, how sassy it should be, what is the matter if she always mentions a leg and kicks someone, it really affects her temperament.

I don't care! My sister can only kick me! (crossed out)

In the evening, I came to have some business, but I was not busy, and I chatted with a disciple of the sect who drank highly, these people are usually high-minded, and when they come to drink, they are like a single dog.

Occasionally bring a sister to accompany the wine, and don't forget to show off when you meet acquaintances.

But we know too well, these are all companions looking for silver and silver on East Street, and they don't even dig out spirit stones, and they are reluctant to find a spirit maid with cultivation to show off.

Phew, the cloud-chasing dog has several wives, and he has been practicing hard for decades to maintain his childlike body, just to build more hope for the future, he is not as good as a dog, what a scum.

Wait, I don't seem to have any...

Yes!!! Damn you!

But my sister is much better looking than the woman outside, and her hands are good to touch, fine but not greasy, soft and smooth, I really want to introduce her to my new SpongeBob SquarePants.

Phew, I'm a girl now, how can I be so nasty.

ps: There was no vision from the sky when I recited the poem today, but there was a gust of gloomy wind, I hope it is not Grandpa Li Bai who blames me.

...

Da Chu. One hundred and seventy-six years of Ankang, autumn, October 9, cloudy.

My sister came to me again and taught me to memorize a few mantras, but I forgot the previous ones, and I forgot them in the middle, so I only remember today's words.

How do you feel that she is more diligent? Probably saw me enlightened, too, sister me, phew, brother, I'm a good young man in the new era, which can be compared to those casual cultivators outside.

I hope that the Tang poems I memorized before are enough, it's over, I can't remember a lot of Song poems, I have to work hard, and remember it well before going to bed at night.

Today's business is not very good, only three guests a day, but one of the ugly guys rewarded me with two spirit stones, it is really generous, it seems that it is not an ordinary rich family.

It's just that the temperament is too dark and doesn't look like a good person.

The shopkeeper looks like a dog today, either possessed by a dog demon, or found out that I was tipping, but he didn't want to go back so much, it should be the former.

ps: There is still no vision from heaven when I do poetry today, maybe the posture is wrong, and I will improve it next time.

Also, this time the wind is even stronger, which may be the reason for the cloudy day.

Grandpa Du Fu, don't blame, I'll give you some paper money to burn during the holidays, and the kind with the Jade Emperor on the front is guaranteed to be authentic.

...

Da Chu. One hundred and seventy-six years of Ankang, autumn, October 18, heavy rain.

My sister hasn't been here for a few days and misses it.

Today, I met the eldest son of the Zhang family when I was feeding the cat outside the door, and the dignified little white face was not a good thing at first glance.

I heard the shopkeeper say that this guy played in the peach forest for half a month before returning home, and he couldn't walk steadily, and he had to be supported by a few little women to walk.

This kitten is so well-behaved, a little orange one, like a soybean, I plan to take it back to the house to raise, I don't know where the mother cat has gone, it's pitiful.

ps: It has been raining for several days, and in the evening there is a piece of white silk floating outside the window, which scares people to death, and it has burned.

Let me find out which imp is scaring me, I must... Hammer him to death in a dream!

...

Da Chu. One hundred and seventy-six years of Ankang, autumn, October 27, heavy rain.

It's been a lot of days without business, and I don't know where those big guys have gone, this fish is really happy, it's just a little boring, and even a little bit thinking about what is going on with cultivation.

Heck, I'm so hardworking.

It's just that there is no way to do it, and it is uncomfortable.

My sister hasn't been here for a few days, and I can only sleep with the kitten at night, it's really naughty, and it starts to jump before dawn, but it's so cute, wow, kiss. (* ̄3 ̄)╭

ps: There is a ghost in the white silk that floated a few days ago, I obviously burned it, but today it actually appeared again, I'm afraid ing... Cuddle a kitten.

...

Da Chu. One hundred and seventy-six years of Ankang, autumn, November 3, extremely heavy rain.

Today's rain is so heavy, my sister hasn't been here for many days, really...

Someone!

Jiang Zhi, who was writing and drawing on the straw paper, suddenly heard several footsteps outside the door, and hurriedly stuffed the straw paper into his arms in a hurry, patted his small chest, hoping not to be discovered.

After this ghost place closes, no one will come at all, not to mention that there is a formation prohibition outside to protect it.

She was on duty alone in the entire courtyard for more than 100 flat areas, thinking of the white silk that had been burned and reappeared the day before yesterday, Jiang Zhi was now afraid for a while, and clenched the tail of the kitten sleeping on the table.

Don't be a ghost...

Chirping...

Meow!

The thin door opened as soon as it was pushed, and the kitten was frightened and rushed out.

Several big men in uniform gray uniforms broke in with treasure knives, their faces were not good, and they stared at Jiang Zhi with fierce eyes.

The cold eyes were colder than the heavy rain outside the door, and more permeable than the white silk.

Even if that white silk was really a prank by some naughty imp, at least it didn't scare her like now.

The forbidden formation outside the small courtyard does not block the official family, although Jiang Zhi does not have much cultivation, he can also see that this formation is also a snobbish thing.

Let's just change the name to Snobbery.

Phew, disgusting.

Even corrupt officials know that Ming people want to speak secret words and act in an official tone.

...

"Zhang Kui fornicated with evil cultivators, causing the eldest prince who had experienced the same training to be seriously injured, the seventh prince and many guards were killed in battle, and the king of Chu had an order to destroy the six clans."

The high-spirited officer paused and looked at her condescendingly, as if waiting for something to happen.

But nothing happened ...

Jiang Zhi was a little stunned when he heard this, the huge Kuiling Zhang family is going to be gone?

The other party saw that she was not sensible, and then said in disgust.

"But the emperor's grace is great, and the three clans can be exempted from capital crimes. Gyeonggi Wei was ordered by the king to take people. I ask you, Er, but the Lingwen of Tianxiang Teahouse, Jiang Zhi, a disciple of the lay family of Zhangfu. ”

Jiang Zhi saw that the person who came was not a ghost, but an official of the Gyeonggi Guard, and he didn't react for a while.

Zhang's house? Wow, I seem to be a lay disciple of the old Zhang family.

Oh no, I almost forgot if you didn't say it...

Wait, Yi Liu?!

I'm super !!

Jiang Zhi was detected by the immortal chief of the old Zhang family when she was a child, and then brought to the mayor of Fang to grow up, but she never saw the Zhang family at all.

In addition to the shopkeeper, knowing that the Zhang family has her number, I am afraid that I can count it on three fingers.

After all, who cares about a little person with mediocre qualifications and no future, it is already her blessing to be able to enter Fang City to earn a living, and she will have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime.

But the official sends people, but it doesn't matter if you have so many or not.

In the genealogy of Zhangfu, although Jiang Zhi is a foreign surname, her grandfather's cousin is the concubine of Zhang Kui's father Zhang Ying, and Jiang Zhi has been sold to the Zhang family since he was a child.

Although it may not be enough within the upper six clans, but the saint is furious, the monk family itself has few blood relatives, and the people below naturally have to help round it up, find some remote ones to make up the number, and it looks spectacular when cutting off the head.

The most important thing is that the name of the Jiang family's refining shop is slightly famous in the entire Kuiling official market, but I am afraid that there will be more oil and water at that time, after all, who cares about the details of whether she is the Jiang family or the Zhang family.

As long as everyone has money to earn, it's fine.

And outside the three clans, they will not die, the brothers will get more and more, and if they meet sensible people, they may catch more.

After all, this kind of beautiful thing of raiding the family and exterminating the family is not every day.

Of course, Jiang Zhi didn't know these inner acts.

All she knows...

Me TM?!

Wronged!!

My lord!!!

Several officials of the Gyeonggi Guard ignored her wailing, in fact, those people from the old Zhang family outside the Nine Clans all shouted like this.

Phew, there is no new word, the brothers of the harm have been looking through the genealogy for several hours to find you, and they are reluctant to pay even a silver tael.

"Take it!"

The official who took the person spat in his heart, and dragged the crying Jiang Zhi out of the house with great righteousness.

They are here to make money, not to really take people, but the little kid on the other side is not sensible, so they can only fake it.

Anyway, he won't die, at most he will be sold to Dongjie, the man will be the tea man, and the woman will be sold to the mother-in-law to be a daughter.

Jiang Zhi, who was in tears, didn't know her fate yet, but she could imagine it, and simply howled and shouted like a man, although she was originally a man.

But in the eyes of these officials, it's different, these men who claim to be real men, first of all, hate the little white face of the sissy the most, and secondly, hate women who behave like men.

Especially the one who is more handsome than himself, the previous Zhang Dagongzi, after entering, he was beaten a lot.

The buttocks were firm and received a few sticks, and Jiang Zhi, who was wronged by Bala, suddenly felt that life was hopeless.

Just when Jiang Zhi was dying, she faintly saw through her tears that the white silk that had been burned by herself several times actually appeared again.

And flew towards him, and there was a strange call faintly in his ears.

Yes? ↓↑

Seeing this, Jiang Zhi stopped wailing. Now no matter how stupid she is, she understands that this TM is a ghost, and it is clearly her own hanging TM to the account.

w(゚Д゚)w

It's so TM vulgar! It's obviously a TM talent, and TM has begun to awaken!

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