The next for a while.

Jiang Zhe and Wang Guangming's agents traveled all over the country.

They flew on a private plane brought by the Soviet Military Region, and flew over the clouds from morning to night without stopping.

First stop: Kyoto.

Their destination is: the Palace Museum.

It seemed that the fire in the museum was not up to par, and before Jiang Zhe could take a closer look, a fire suddenly broke out.

Black smoke billowed and the tourists were quickly dispersed.

After shopping...

Jiang Zhe looked at the fire in the distance, and felt bad, "Failed tourism!" ”

Second stop: West Lake in Hangzhou.

The scenery of Hangzhou's West Lake is pleasant, one step at a time, and everywhere is picturesque.

Walking on the Su Causeway, Jiang Zhe can feel the gentleness of the willow trees brushing his cheeks, and looking at the Bai Causeway, he can appreciate the different customs of Leifeng Pagoda, and every corner has its own tranquility and beauty.

Since it was spring, the beauty of West Lake could not be revealed.

After shopping, Jiang Zhe commented in a lakeside restaurant: "It's early, it should be summer." ”

Wang Guangming lowered his head in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, Commander." ”

It's just that...

When they finished eating, Jiang Zhe didn't carry his mobile phone and wallet, and Wang Guangming lost all their wallets and mobile phones!

Hindsight...

They didn't bring any money, they were far from the airport, and it took hours to go back and forth!

Luckily, they managed to get out of the hotel!

Third stop: Huangshan.

Jiang Zhe and Wang Guangming walked to the foot of Huangshan Mountain, looking into the distance, the peaks and peaks of Huangshan Mountain, the sea of clouds swirling, whether it is strange pines and strange stones, or mountain streams, all exude the charm of nature and the accumulation of culture.

It's a pity that Huangshan has been reorganized due to internal rectification...

Jiang Zhe, Wang Guangming and the others could only stare at the foot of the mountain.

Jiang Zheqiang looked at Wang Guangming and the others with a smile, "Whoever made a travel plan didn't even go up the mountain." ”

Wang Guangming scratched his head in embarrassment, "It used to be my secretary's job, but this time I will do it for you, it is inevitable that I will make mistakes." ”

Jiang Zhe looked at Wang Guangming, "Be professional next time!" ”

This trip to Huangshan is in two words: failure!

Fourth stop: Jiuzhaigou.

When Jiang Zhe, Wang Guangming and others were about to arrive in Jiuzhaigou, they were instructed by the staff: "There is a landslide ahead, it is being repaired, and tourists are prohibited from traveling!" ”

This trip to Jiuzhaigou, Game Ove

！

Jiang Zhe looked at Wang Guangming seriously, "Old Wang, why do problems happen every time you are there?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Commander, my pot!"

Wang Guangming hurriedly nodded and apologized, he didn't expect to go anywhere, he couldn't travel at all!

Fifth stop: Lijiang Old Town.

On this day, torrential rain poured down, and there was a problem with the drainage system of the ancient town.

In just a few hours, torrential rain submerged the ancient city to knee-high levels.

Standing on the roof, Jiang Zhesheng, who had already been drenched in soup, looked at Wang Guangming with no love, "Old Wang, are we here to travel?" ”

Wang Guangming couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and guilt arose in his heart, "Commander, we may have come to get drenched in the rain, I...!" ”

Jiang Zhe hurriedly raised his hand to stop him seriously, "Needless to say, I know, you have nothing to do for me!" ”

Sixth stop: Sanya.

Sanya is known for its beautiful beaches, crystal clear waters, abundant marine activities, and tropical flair.

In Sanya, Jiang Zhe can theoretically enjoy a romantic time by the sea, or he can delve into the mysteries of the tropical rainforest. There are many scenic spots in Sanya, including Wuzhizhou Island, Nanshan Temple, Tianya Haijiao, Yalong Bay, etc.

But actually...

Jiang Zhe and Wang Guangming arrived at Sanya Beach and had just taken off their pants and changed into beach pants in the cabin when there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside.

There was a serial homicide here, and the official cordoned off the scene urgently.

Jiang Zhe, who was wearing light blue beach pants that he picked up everywhere, Jiang Zhe, who was standing in the crowd at the moment, looked at Wang Guangming with a blank face, "Old Wang, do you know what I want to say now?" ”

"Of course I do." Wang Guangming said seriously: "Commander, next stop?" ”

"Next stop!"

Seventh stop: Dali.

With the previous emergencies, Wang Guangming has done his homework this time, and there has been no maintenance and unexpected situation in the ancient city of Dali in recent days.

But...

When the group arrived at the gate of the ancient city wall of Dali...

A moderate earthquake is rare here, but fortunately, the ancient town is maintained all year round, and the earthquake resistance is extremely strong, and there is no damage, but it is no longer suitable for tourists.

Jiang Zhe once again looked at the travelers who kept running out of the city with a helpless expression, and said, "Lao Wang, do you think I am suitable for traveling?" ”

Wang Guangming nodded silently, "It may not be suitable." ”

Jiang Zhe's next tone was a little annoyed, "The last chance, if there are still various accidents in the next one, I swear, in this life, I will never travel again!! ”

Wang Guangming said solemnly: "Commander, let's go!" ”

Eighth stop: Chengdu.

The plane landed at Chengdu Jinjiang District Airport.

Due to the late landing, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening.

Everyone sat on the plane for a long time and was extremely thirsty, so Wang Guangming navigated and walked to a nearby bar.

The bar is dark, the lights are eye-catching, and the dynamic DJ stimulates the eardrums.

Jiang Zhe, under the leadership of Wang Guangming, sat in the hall casually and watched the dance performance on the stage.

Jiang Zhelu looked contemplatively at the muscular men in black striped shirts on the stage, who were pole dancing.

"Can all men pole dance now?"

At first, he thought that this was a normal project for bars, after all, with the development of the times, pole dancing is no longer a woman's right, and men may be able to, this is the progress of men's boxing!

But over time...

The expression on Jiang Zhe's face changed from joking to stunned.

Because...

He saw a group of muscular hunks scratching their heads on the stage, causing sharp male frenzy screams from time to time from the audience.

"Husband! Take off, take off, take off! ”

"Take it off, take it all off, 1000 pieces!"

"Husband, I'll open the room, come with me!"

Hearing this, Jiang Zhe and Wang Guangming slowly turned their heads and looked at each other mechanically.

Jiang Zhe asked blankly, "Where did you bring me here?" ”

Wang Guangming said with an embarrassed face: "Maybe it's a special bar in Chengdu?" ”

Jiang Zhe asked, "Go?" ”

Wang Guangming nodded hurriedly: "Go!" ”

Just as the two were about to walk to the door, they were stopped by a group of middle-aged, middle-aged and elderly people dressed as leaders or bosses in black suits.

There was a middle-aged and elderly male leader in a cadre jacket dressed in a bureaucratic manner, and his eyes kept looking at Jiang Zhe, "Not bad, the figure is quite sturdy, he looks quite handsome, and his temperament is excellent!" Jiang Zhe is disguised at this time, even if he is disguised, the spirit on his body is not comparable to ordinary people.

Just as Jiang Zhe was about to step out of the door, he was grabbed by the man, Jiang Zhe turned around and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" ”

I saw that the man looked at Jiang Zhe directly, and then couldn't help but stir his Adam's apple, he habitually used money to buy people's hearts, so he took out a stack of green banknotes from his pocket, "10,000 meters of gold." ”

Jiang Zhe looked stunned, and pointed at himself incredulously, "You want to give me 10,000 meters of gold?" ”

"Yes."

"Are you really going to give me money?"

"Yes, handsome man, take it."

"No, it's useless, no need, Lao Wang, let's go."

Just as Jiang Zhe and Wang Guangming walked out of the door, they were chased by the angry leaders of the bureau, and explained breathlessly: "10,000 meters of gold, buy you for one night!" ”

Jiang Zhe turned around a little dazedly, "So that's what you mean?" ”

The leader shrugged his shoulders and quipped: "Otherwise, you think I'm going to give you 10,000 meters of gold for a psychopath, okay, don't talk nonsense, I have a crush on you, come with me, this 10,000 meters of gold is yours." ”

Jiang Zhe looked pensive, Professor Andy who had encountered in the copy before was also like this, but Professor Andy was not so excessive, so he asked curiously, "Are you talking to me?" ”

"Hmph, young man, don't be ignorant, it's an honor in your life to be favored by me, do you know what position I am, how many people want to slap me, I can't look down on them, if it weren't for your excellent figure and temperament, I wouldn't be too lazy to look at you."

Jiang Zhe looked curious and asked jokingly: "So you are the leader of which bureau?" ”

The leader said proudly: "The Municipal Education Bureau is at the department level." ”

Jiang Zhe asked, "What's the name?" ”

There was something strange in the leader's eyes, thinking that it was Jiang Zhehao, so he blurted out: "Ouyang Jian!" ”

"Lao Wang!" Jiang Zhe raised his hand and commanded.

"Yes, wait a minute!"

Wang Guangming hurriedly took out a satellite phone from his pocket and dialed the local mayor.

"Is it xxx, yes, I'm Wang Guangming, from Su City... Yes, you may not know me, but you may know my boss... Shh~~ The voice is a little quieter... Yes, there is Ouyang Jian from the Municipal Education Bureau who stopped Mr. Jiang from leaving, and even slept with him, you can do it yourself! ”

As the phone hung up, the phone in the pocket of Ouyang Jian, who was angry in the game, rang.

Before he could speak, he was scolded by the person on the phone: "Ouyang Jian, what are you doing, where are you, what did you say to that gentleman?" ”

Hearing this, Ouyang Jian panicked, "It's you, why did you say that, did I do something wrong, I have a normal style of life, I just love to play and make trouble, so I won't be so angry, right?" ”

The person on the other side angrily accused: "I TM don't care what you did, but you offended someone you can't afford to offend in your life, do you know who the person in front of you is, you just want to sleep with someone, you TM is just stupid, needless to say, you were fired!" ”

"Wait, it's impossible, I'll just say a word to someone, and you will quit me, isn't it, leader, what is the other side..."

Before the voice fell, five words came from the phone: "Jiang Zhe, Commander Jiang!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Ouyang Jian's puzzled face suddenly turned pale, and his body suddenly collapsed to the ground like a loach.

"..."Ouyang Jian, who was lying on the ground, was full of horror and muttered to himself in a daze, "I... Unexpectedly... Think... Commander Sleepy River... What the hell did I do? ”

Walking out of the street outside the bar, even from time to time I was stared at by the lustful eyes of handsome men passing by, as if I was in the mouth of a tiger.

"Handsome guy, pretty handsome, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Handsome guy, are you alone, come with me!"

"Handsome guy, do you want to make an appointment?"

Listening to the harsh sound in his ears, Jiang Zhe looked at Wang Guangming with an unhappy expression, "Old Wang." ”

Wang Guangming asked, "What's the matter, Commander?" ”

Jiang Zhe thought about it, and still suggested: "Are you very short of money?" ”

"There is no shortage!"

"Since you don't have a shortage, why can't you hire a tour guide?"

"Uh..."

"You tell us it's my vacation, right, where did you take me?"

"The Palace Museum, on fire, saw something, didn't see anything, I saw the sky full of fire, black smoke billowing out, PM2.5 exceeding the standard."

"West Lake, it's barely okay but it's the wrong season, the key is that you sleep and sleep in a daze, right, don't you even bring money for a meal, I almost have to go to a restaurant to work to pay off my debts, but fortunately, the store knows me and waives this meal."

"Huangshan, even the mountain gate did not enter, as a result of the internal rectification, we went to Huangshan only from a distance to see the 'mountain', did not see the 'yellow' at all!"

"Jiuzhaigou, landslide, was kicked out by the staff, okay, I don't care, I think the next tourism will slowly get better."

"The old town of Lijiang, suffered a downpour, as a result, more than a dozen of our old men stood on the roof of the house and became soup chickens waiting for rescue, and they couldn't wait for rescue, and finally we swam out, swim away, this time you lost your phone and wallet, and starved for a long time, right?"

"Sanya, serial killer case, my pants are off, I was just about to go swimming in the sea, but I was driven away by the police, I didn't even have time to wear my pants, I don't know where the beach pants rolled up, and I don't know if the pants have a virus!"

"Dali, medium-sized earthquake, my camera is ready, and I took it and I took it, guess what I photographed, alas~ I photographed the faint aurora caused by the earthquake, it's not in vain."

"Chengdu, characteristic bars, special characters - floating everywhere '0', no '1', no '1', no '1', and even the leaders of the Municipal Education Bureau want to sleep with me."

"Lao Wang, I ask you a serious question, you tell me, how should I travel in Chengdu?"

"Although I have just become a commander, you tell me, where do I put my face, which commander of the military region has encountered such an embarrassing scene, and it has been encountered many times in a row, I can't stand it, big brother!"

"Lao Wang, I really can't stand it, I want to go home, I want to go home!!"

Seeing Jiang Zhe's somewhat aggrieved and helpless appearance, Lao Wang and the plainclothes agents beside him lowered their heads in shame.

After a while, Wang Guangming said hesitantly: "I'm sorry, commander, we will definitely not do it again..."

Jiang Zhe waved his hand expressionlessly and walked straight towards the airport, "There is no next time, go home and sleep, don't follow me during this time, I'm afraid." ”

Wang Guangming and the others looked at each other, wanting to cry without tears, they really saw that Jiang Zhe's self-esteem was constantly being hit, and it was a continuous multiple blow, no one could stand it, right?

The source of all this is from Wang Guangming's wrong tour guide!

"Captain, the commander hates you to death!"

"Captain, the commander has a good temper, if it were me, you would have been removed!"

"Captain, let's not contact each other for a while, I'm afraid the commander will misunderstand!"

“...”