Chapter 14: A Blurred Dream (Part II)
He looked at the sky, then took out a bag from the inside pocket of his coat and carefully put the tomahawk inside.
"Hey, Xiaofeng, this thing isn't cheap, who gave it to you?" Hawkeye was worthy of being the number one sharpshooter of the legion, and recognized the value of the Qiankun bag at a glance.
The other three looked at each other, and the spearhead was the first to scold nervously, "Which bastard warlock wants to hit our Xiaofeng's idea, phew, Lao Tzu poked him with a shot." β
"Xiaofeng, the warlock is a coward hiding behind our soldiers, they give you a Qiankun bag, you must be uneasy and kind, don't be fooled. β
"Yes, yes, Curly is right, a warrior is a real man!"
The group of four rarely agreed, fearing that the little one would be abducted by the Warlock.
"Fathers, I am a warrior, a real man, and I will never ask for a gift from a warlock, which I picked up in the forest during my last hunting. β
Li Xiaofeng finally knew that he was biased against magic for Lu, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes as he watched.
The four ** uncles saw that their years of good seduction had wonderful results, and they couldn't help but smile.
Hawkeye joked happily: "Xiaofeng, you have learned badly, this is a private bag, and you will be punished, so it is better to leave it to the second father for safekeeping." β
"No, Uncle Fat said, filling your pockets is a sign that a man grows up, I am already a man, and I must learn to fill my pockets. β
The innocent boy protested loudly, and the golden smiling face of the logistics quartermaster flashed in his mind at the same time.
Another mystery has been solved, and Li Xiaofeng finally understands why he has the potential to be a profiteer.
After frolicking with the four godfathers, Li Xiaofeng left his private training ground and strode towards his other position in the army, the Legion Laboratory.
After opening the iron gate, walking down the stairs, pushing the iron door open, and walking down the stairs again, he repeated this action ten times, and finally entered the forbidden place where the Legion was most heavily guarded.
The dreaming boy followed "himself" in, and his eyes lit up, and he saw the old madman with white hair and bald head.
At the large testing table, the old madman was wielding a scalpel to cut the carcasses of insects and beasts.
He didn't seem to feel the slightest sense of Li Xiaofeng's arrival, and his movements did not pause at all, and Li Xiaofeng did not mean to say hello at all, so he walked directly to the other side of the test bench and picked up a slender knife.
"Old madman, is a woman the sweetest honey?" Xiao Feng's wrist seemed to flow smoothly, and he completely cut off the muscle of a worm beast.
"Nonsense! Women are poisons, the most terrifying creatures!" the old madman turned slightly, and silently split two bones from the joints.
"More terrifying than insects?" It was like a race, and Xiaofeng used the same action and faster speed to completely disintegrate the ribs of the insects.
"Yes, it's more terrifying than insects!" the old madman sped up.
One old and one young are in this gloomy laboratory, dissecting bloody corpses and discussing women in a serious manner.
"But that's not what my dad said. β
"They're just talking nonsense, I have facts to prove it, only data doesn't lie!" The old madman used the tone of scientific authority to forcibly reverse the only apprentice's view of the world.
"In the past, human beings concentrated all their strength and built the strongest barrier in history, called the 'Great Wall of Magic', originally thinking that this would be able to resist insects and beasts, but unexpectedly, a woman named Meng Jiangnu used the Ghost Cry God Howling Dafa and cried down the Great Wall at once. β
"Ah, women are so terrifying?!" Li Xiaofeng was greatly stimulated, the scalpel was as fast as lightning, and the phantom flew over.
After cutting the huge body of the insect beast into neat small pieces, Li Xiaofeng strode back to the ground.
He was still pondering the question of "what is a woman", and a group of veterans had already surrounded him.
"Xiaofeng, there are few people in the room, come and help. β
"Xiaofeng, a few dragon foals have run out of the barracks, help me get him back. β
"Xiaofeng, the chief of staff said that you are coming in the afternoon, can you go and clean the Yancheng Hotel?"
A wave of voices came, and Li Xiaofeng, who was dreaming, finally fully understood his identity.
He's from the Yanshan Legion - an almighty creep!
The universal creeps are getting to work.
The ring on the ring finger of his left hand flashed brightly, and the phantom beast hairball suddenly appeared out of thin air, and under the command of its master, it popped out of the barracks like a bouncing leather ball, chasing after the war horse that was spreading joy in the field.
After sending out the furball, the almighty soldier strode towards the room, and the speed at which he swung the kitchen knife was by no means under the scalpel, and he could also chop vegetables with one hand and stir-fry vegetables with the other.
More than half of the firehead army in the room rotated around Li Xiaofeng at high speed, and the cooking smoke finally stopped chaotic and returned to its curling posture.
After noon, the almighty soldier came to the Yancheng Hotel with a hairball and began to fight against the smoke and dust.
At the moment when the cleaning was completed, the young man's world came to a halt for the first time!
That moment, he will never forget that moment!
Dressed in a water-blue dress, a gentle shadow slowly walked into the door of the hotel.
Li Xiaofeng stood stunned in an instant, his body seemed to be hit by an electric current, every pore on his body was spurting, and every hair was trembling.
With his pale skin, slender waist, petite size, and long hair, he was definitely not a qualified warrior, but he was so ...... Pretty!
"Ah, woman, you'reβwoman!"
The young man's exclamation blurted out, and the whole person jumped up, his eyes flashing with endless surprise and infinite excitement.
I've seen a woman, I've finally met a woman, wow, a woman!
"Bastard thing, dare to offend the county lord and look for death!"
In the midst of the angry reprimand, Cavalry Colonel Lu Longfei stepped forward and kicked out.
The almighty soldier is the pistachio of the Yanshan Legion, but not everyone likes him, and Lu Long is one of the very few.
Just because Li Xiaofeng never saluted him respectfully, he had long looked at the other party unpleasantly, not to mention, this was still an opportunity to curry favor with the county lord, how could he not come forward.
The strong wind blew, but Lu Long did not kick the little soldiers.
The aristocratic son joined the army for less than two years, and he didn't know the inner nature of Li Xiaofeng, and after being slightly stunned, his facial features were violently distorted, and he was furious.
With a flash of cold light, Lu Long's long sword came out of its sheath, and the killing machine was greatly moved.
"Lu Long, stop!"
The Yanshan Legion is under the jurisdiction of the Tang King, and the Tang Wang's county lord is naturally extraordinary.
As soon as she gave the order, Lu Long obediently retreated, and in a second, he changed from an arrogant and domineering son of a family to a slave.
Quartermaster Liu Cheng also concurrently played the role of a diplomat of the group, and he stepped forward in time to give full play to his eloquence as a profiteer, relieving the awkward atmosphere of the scene.
Under the hint of the fat uncle's eyes, Li Xiaofeng immediately bent down and retreated, until he retreated to the corner.
After the little turmoil passed, the distinguished guest team continued to walk inside.
The county lord Tang Yan lightly lifted the corner of the skirt of the dress, and when she passed by the little soldier, her elegant steps paused slightly, and a smile appeared on Apple Yu's face.
Ah, she smiled at me, and a woman smiled at me......!
Li Xiaofeng instantly felt numb and dizzy, completely immersed in the sudden happiness, and as for Lu Long's resentful eyes, he automatically blocked them.
Why did she smile at me, was it love at first sight for me as Dad said, hehe......
The almighty soldier kept being silly, but Li Xiaofeng, who was dreaming, was shocked and his mind flipped.
Lu Long: Isn't that the hero of the Battle of Hengling, I really know him.
Such a guy can become a hero?!
Joy swirled in the mind of the almighty soldier, and when he returned to his barracks, he lay on the bed, still giggling.