I went out to stand next to the pigsty and lit a cigarette and smoked it, I don't know why, I am very close to the pig now, I may have to be a pig official, and the pig gets along day and night, hehe, fate actually linked us with the pig, enough funny.

Ling Furong's family raised a pair of white and fat boars, it is estimated that it will not be long before they will be sold in the slaughterhouse, I can't help but feel sad for the two pigs, pigs, pigs, when can your fate be in your own hands, don't let others slaughter it! Thinking of this, I can't help but sneer, you just eat salty radishes and worry about it, and you are not panicked.

As soon as the two pigs saw us, they greeted us, stood in front of the pig trough in the pigsty, and kept raising their heads at me and humming, and their finger-thick little tails wagged as happily as the dog's tails, which was very enthusiastic. I didn't care about the dirty, I hugged my arms and lay directly on the wall of the pigsty, communicating with the pigs at close range, I wanted to understand what they were humming with me, don't you say, after a cigarette, I seemed to understand the "pig language", and began to try to interact with it, learning to hum them too.

"Hey, Brother Pig (I blurted out)."

"Uh-huh, handsome guy (I didn't expect the pig to call me like this, I'm saluting us), what do you have to say?"

"I'll tell you the truth, Brother Pig, I'll be living with your buddies in a few days."

"Huh? It's really fake, you don't think I'm smelly and dirty! ”

"Hehe, no, no, I like pigs when I play a little, and I especially like to eat ......"

"Ah, what do you say? I like to eat very much, what do you eat? It can't be pig, right? Hey. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, I just like to eat pig, not only I like to eat, everyone likes it! Hey. ”

"Really?"

"It's true, you think, pig can be used for fertilizer, the nutritional value can be high, and non-toxic and harmless fertilizer is enough, it is pure natural green farm fertilizer, the crops are cute and eaten, the crops grow well, the harvest is good, and the food is more and fragrant, people don't eat these grains, so, people like to eat pig, you say, I said is not this reason?"

"Hehe, it's really such a reason, handsome guy, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, please accept my worship, you will be my master in the future!"

"Oops, no, don't, don't! This can't be helped, it can't be helped, it's hard for me, we are buddies, proper iron buddies, good brothers, there is no master here, we are on an equal footing. ”

"You don't mean that you want to be with the two of us, and we can also have a 'Taoyuan Three Alliances'?"

"Ahh Oh, yes, yes, that's what I mean, hehe. ”

"Then, don't come in quickly, let's pay a witness on the pig trough, I will lick the pig trough clean, let's kneel down together and become brothers, not to be born on the same day in the same year, but to die on the same day and in the same year!"

"-Good! Oh my God, I've found a soulmate today, it's like meeting an old friend in a foreign land! Brother Pig, wait, I'll go in! ”

In a trance, my body became very light, I flipped over and over, I grabbed the pigsty wall with both hands, first flew up my right leg, and got on it......

"Hey, Fuhai, what are you doing, burying the pigsty." Suddenly, I heard Ling Zongzhen shouting from behind, and then hugged my right leg. I woke up and was surprised, I was sleepwalking.

"Oh, it's nothing, uncle, I just want to put my legs on the wall of the pigsty and practice leg pressing, hehe." I hurriedly said perfunctorily, and did not immediately lower my legs. I'm glad that my brain is spinning fast.

"Dad, you just let Fuhai practice leg press on the pigsty!" No, Ling Furong walked over on crutches and said.

"Oh," Ling Zongzhen let go of my leg and said, "I didn't expect that you also have this hobby, so you press it, press it!" ”

I glanced back at Ling Furong, she smiled at me, and then I smiled at Ling Zongzhen, "Hehe, uncle, when I used to dance in middle school, I often practiced leg presses, and I got used to it, besides, even if I don't dance, I can press comfortably, walk fast, and definitely walk like flying." ”

"Really?" Ling Zongzhen looked at my right leg on the wall of the pigsty and said. I suddenly realized, why does this sound so familiar, oh, by the way, I seem to have heard a pig say it before, and more than once, I felt that Ling Zongzhen's tone of speech was very similar to a pig, it could not be that he had been with a pig for a long time, and was subtly affected, thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, press your legs well! What are you laughing at? Hehehehe......" Ling Furong laughed as she said on the side.

I winked at her a few times, pretending to press my legs seriously, don't say it, it's quite like that, it's not surprising, we really practiced in the dance practice hall of the county No. 1 middle school before.

Fu Rong's mother approached Fu Rong and poked her arm and said, "I said Fu Rong, how do I think, Fu Hai's legs are very strong and decent, I'm about to catch up with you!" ”

"Hee-hee, mother, mother, why are you so good at watching!" Ling Furong said with a smile, "Ling Fuhai can also dance, and practicing leg press is a basic skill." ”

"Oh, that's the case, no wonder." Niang Yingdao.

"Hey," Ling Zongzhen came over and patted me on the back and said, "I said, Fuhai, you press slowly, I'll make a pot of tea, it's over in a while, let's make a tea, this tea is good today, the new green tea just served this year." ”

"I'll fry some peanuts and chestnuts again, and I'll come over and eat them later!" Fuhai. The mother continued.

"No more trouble! Auntie. I said. Actually, it's not good to be greedy.

"Hehe, Fuhai likes to eat our peanuts and mountain chestnuts the most, and I usually talk about it." I don't want to, Fu Rong exposed my shortcomings.

"Really!" As soon as my mother heard it, she was in good spirits, "Then I have to fry it well, fry more, it's enough!" ”

"You press slowly, don't be in a hurry, ah! I'm going to accompany my mother. Fu Rong came to his side and whispered to me, turning around and leaving.

"Oops......" I quickly turned around to keep her, but she didn't look back and waved her hand at me and left.