Chapter 70: Uncle Zhao Comes at Night
In the dream, I seemed to hear someone knocking on the window, thinking it was a dream, and I didn't pay attention to it, and then, the window knocked louder and louder, and they all began to smash the window, and the glass was about to be shattered, I woke up from the dream, but I saw a figure shaking on the window, and knocked on the window while laughing, who is, so crazy. Angry, I shouted loudly:
"Who!?"
"I, your Uncle Zhao." The voice was faint from the window, in stark contrast to the knock on the window, as if it wasn't a person.
"Oh, wait a minute!" I heard that it was Uncle Zhao, I answered, and I was not surprised, so I immediately lit the lamp, looked at my watch, and it was past eleven o'clock, "This old guy, why did you come back!" He muttered, got dressed, got out of bed, and opened the door.
As soon as I opened the door, Uncle Zhao rushed in and went straight to the inner room without saying a word. For a while, the house was full of alcohol, and he specified that he didn't drink less, but fortunately, he didn't drink high.
After closing the door, I went in to take a look, only to see Uncle Zhao holding the half jar of midnight tea I put on the table and drinking it wildly, and after he finished drinking, I picked up the thermos and poured him a jar of water.
He pulled out a chair from under the table, sat down, lit a bag of cigarettes, took two puffs, and said to me:
"Fuhai, tonight, my uncle will live here with you, I don't want to mess with your aunt, don't get in the way?"
"Out of the way, out of the way!" I hurriedly said, and then asked, "Did you just come back from drinking in town?" "Actually, it's just a redundant question, I don't have anything to say, and I don't know what to say for a while because of Uncle Zhao, an uninvited guest in the middle of the night.
"Yes, yes!" Uncle Zhao picked up the jar and drank several sips of tea in a row, and said, "I just came back from drinking, if it wasn't for the restaurant owner to pick us up, I'm afraid we would have to come back in the middle of the night, hehe." Uncle Zhao said and smiled, this was the first time he smiled after entering the door.
"Hehe, it seems that Ha is very happy." I refilled the water and asked, "Hao Xiao is home?" ”
"It's back! Maybe I'm sleeping with his handsome daughter-in-law in my arms now! This kid is blessed! Hahaha...... "After that, Uncle Zhao actually laughed with a cigarette pouch and pot.
Hey, old fellow, don't you start talking drunk again, actually, I'm hoping to hear about him and his bed going on again.
"Uncle, I heard that your aunt was also very handsome when she was young, and she was also very blessed to come, hehe." I said, deliberately teasing him.
After leaving Ling Furong tonight, I have been a little restless, after coming back, I didn't read a few pages of the book, so I went to bed, first looked at the ceiling and thought about what was wrong, thinking about good things, and then tossed in my dream for a long time, and I sweated. I don't want to, tonight I will kill Cheng Biting Jin, no, Uncle Zhao is much more powerful than Cheng Biting Jin. At first, I complained that Uncle Zhao had disturbed my dreams, which is ridiculous.
"Hehe, kid, how do you know everything!" Uncle Zhao smiled, then sighed and said, "Hey, it's not going to work now, it's all old!" Not as energetic as before! If you rush to get home, even if it's almost dawn...... Hey, look, what are I talking to you about this! Hahaha...... "With that, he patted my arm and laughed again.
Looking at Uncle Zhao smiling so happily, I blushed and my heart beat hard, alas~~ unforgettable tonight! What a good opportunity, it's strange if you say it, every critical moment, there will always be bad things, always kill a Cheng bite gold halfway, Cheng bite the silver to insert a pole, make you cry and laugh, scratch your heart and lungs uncomfortable.
I'm not sleepy at all now, I just want to listen to him talk about him and his family, but no matter how I trick him, he just doesn't play tricks, and he doesn't even mention his family, which is too disappointing.
Or Uncle Zhao didn't drink enough wine, but unfortunately I don't have any wine here, but the wine and food are always available, fried peanuts (most of them are from Ling Furong's house), and peanuts are a perfect match for drinking. say
Immediately, I found that Uncle Zhao was looking at the bed, and his eyelids were always drooping, and he yawned from time to time, which was sleepy, alas~~ It seems that it is really as he said, old man, he doesn't have the spirit he used to have!
It seems that there is no drama today, and since there is no drama, we can't afford to be energetic.
"Uncle, why don't we sleep?" I asked.
"Good!" He waved his hand and said, "Sleep, alas~~ Except for Chinese New Year's Eve, I have never slept like this!" With that, he walked over to the bed and began to undress.
I quickly took the chair and took the clothes he had taken off and put them on, I thought that if I didn't take the chair, he would probably throw them on the bed.
Seeing that he took off only the close-fitting big pants, he should go to bed, but people don't, and then took off the big pants without hesitation, after I took it, a smell of urine came to my nose, my God, how long has he not changed, and his family doesn't dislike it?! I stared at his naked body, which was red and black, and couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Hey, what are you laughing at? Haven't seen it? Don't you grow it too! He looked down, turned to me and smiled. He misunderstood us, he had his back to us, and only he could see his thing, unless there was a mirror on the other side.
"No! Uncle, I'm laughing, and you also like to sleep naked! I hurriedly said. I like to sleep naked, but not completely naked, usually in panties.
"What do you like?" He asked, turning around.
Hehe, he was exposed, I pretended to fiddle with the clothes on the chair, turned my back on my face, and said, "I just like to sleep naked!" ”
"Oh, I'm used to it, I sleep like this all year round, five winters and six summers, and it's comfortable to sleep like this! Since I entered the cave house with my family, I have been ..... for decades Hi~~ Look at this broken mouth, don't say it, don't say it, sleep! "Anyway, I climbed into bed directly, pulled up the quilt (fortunately, my mother made me a double quilt to cover the bed, she was afraid that I would not be honest when I slept honestly, and I couldn't cover the quilt) fell asleep, and even forgot the pillow, I reminded him that I wanted to give him my pillow, but he didn't want to, said that he didn't sleep like a pillow, and then turned over and fell asleep sideways inside, and snored after a while.
Seeing him sleeping so soundly, I smiled, Uncle Zhao was so happy!