Chapter 100: Sour Plum
Hearing everyone's 'instructions', Shao Xiaoman came to the kitchen with foot-washing water, used foot-washing water to cook rice and soup, and then used foot-washing water to wash dishes, and when cooking soup, he also put the gecko that fell from the ceiling into the soup.
The rice is cooked, the soup is ready, and it's time to eat.
The people from the Peace Hotel came to the restaurant to eat one after another, but Zhang Ran already knew, so he asked Ah Fu to continue to serve him a roast chicken, a plate of Dongpo pork, a plate of cabbage, and a bowl of rice that he ordered earlier.
When Zhang Ran found Ah Fu, he said, just give him these, if the money is enough, he will use the money in the account, and if the money is not enough, he will give it again, seeing that Zhang Ran is not afraid of spending money, so he asked the chef to give it to Zhang Ran.
Zhang Ran was sitting in the restaurant and was eating with relish, when the Killer King came to the door of the restaurant.
"Boss, just hand over that woman."
"Wow, tomorrow your enemy is here, and I will hand you over too." The Killer King walked into the restaurant after speaking.
"I'll just say, the boss won't hand over the woman, and he must have slept with the woman."
When discussing outside, the killer king came to the restaurant, and at this time the dog boy and the dog wife and others had already sat down, waiting for the killer king to come, and they ate together, and the murderer sat down on the main seat and said, "Don't wait, eat." ”
Then everyone drank the soup one after another, but as soon as they took a sip, they couldn't help but vomit, the soup was so disgusting, and then they found a bucket and vomited.
The Murder King also took a sip and spit it out, but instead of vomiting, he looked at Shao Xiaoman, who guessed that Shao Xiaoman had done it.
Shao Xiaoman said: "I am just this virtue, you had better send me away, so as not to offend everyone." ”
The dog woman said, "Hold her." Then the dog woman and the others held down Shao Xiaoman.
Ah Fu stretched out his hand and forcibly opened Shao Xiaoman's mouth, and then the dog woman took out a large pot of soup and poured it into Shao Xiaoman's mouth, and finally poured Shao Xiaoman's stomach round, and the stomach was full of foot-washing soup.
The Murder King was going back, he didn't plan to eat, Zhang Ran said: "Let's eat with the shopkeeper, I have Tangjiawu's immortal drunk here, you can taste it." When Zhang Ran said, he picked up the wine jug and said.
Hearing that the immortals were drunk, the Killing King stopped, sat down in front of Zhang Ran and said, "It's really the immortals who are drunk." ”
Although Tangjiawu is far away from the Peace Hotel, he has heard of Tangjiawu's immortal drunkenness, this is the best wine, even if he doesn't drink often, but when he encounters fine wine, he still wants to drink it.
Zhang Ran picked up the wine jug, poured it into the wine glass in front of the Killer King, and said, "Of course it's true, you have tasted it." ”
In fact, Zhang Ran didn't have many immortals drunk in his hands, he only bought three bottles, and one bottle cost a hundred taels of silver, of course, the silver was spent on the billiard hall's books.
The Murder King drank a cup, drank it all, the aroma of the wine overflowed, and he shouted: "Not bad." ”
Then Zhang Ran and the killer drank together, but Zhang Ran ate some meals from time to time, so most of them were drunk by the murder king.
Zhang Ran continued to be in the restaurant for the rest of the time, but the cheats in his hand had been changed, and the wood-burning sword technique had been cultivated to perfection and there was no need to practice anymore, Zhang Ran took out the thirteen life-killing swords and cultivated the fifteenth sword, but the progress of comprehending the fifteenth sword was very slow.
Although Zhang Ran was comprehending the fifteenth sword, Zhang Ran was still paying attention to Shao Xiaoman's movements.
The main reason is that Shao Xiaoman's actions are too funny, and Zhang Ran can't help but pay attention to it.
Once, when the Killer King was drying clothes, Shao Xiaoman found the Killer King, holding a photo in his hand, and said: "My husband followed my children and waited for me to go back at home, my husband had tuberculosis, and I was forced to go to Paramount to do things, and I miss my children very much." ”
When Shao Xiaoman was talking, the killer king snatched the photo in Shao Xiaoman's hand, and then ripped off the woman's head in the photo, and below is the head of the sister, this is Shao Xiaoman talking about the photo of the sister.
Then put the photo in Shao Xiaoman's hand and said, "Return the photo to the sister." ”
Shao Xiaoman said: "I didn't bring my own one." ”
Once, when the Murder King was repairing the chair, Shao Xiaoman found the Killer King, and Shao Xiaoman said: "Okay, you swear, I will tell you a big secret." ”
The killer repaired his chair and did not answer.
Shao Xiaoman said: "Actually, it is not me who wants the Posture Hall, but the confidential roster on me. As he spoke, he took a notebook in his hand.
The murder king snatched the book, slapped Shao Xiaoman directly, and said: "Don't take the dog's homework to bluff people." ”
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Next, Shao Xiaoman played tricks again and again, wanting to kill the king and send her away, which attracted slaps in the face again and again.
At night five days later, when the Killer King was sorting out the forage in the stable, Shao Xiaoman suddenly appeared behind the Killer King, startled the Killer King, and directly slapped Shao Xiaoman, saying: "Don't bother me, there is no one who is not afraid of death when you go to the Peace Hotel, but no one is as unproductive as you are afraid of death." ”
Shao Xiaoman walked next to the Killer King and wanted to touch the Killer King with his hand, but the Killer King directly shook Shao Xiaoman's hand away, and said: "You should come here to reflect on how to get to this point, you can't die this time, I hope you can be a man again, you don't have to waste your efforts, no matter what you do, I won't send you away." ”
Shao Xiaoman was angry, hugged the murder king, forcibly kissed the murder king, and wanted to forcibly have a relationship with the murder king, but who was the murder king, and after a dispute, Shao Xiaoman was thrown to the ground.
This is also because the Murder King doesn't want to hurt her, otherwise Shao Xiaoman will be thrown away the moment he hugs the Murder King.
Shao Xiaoman said: "I also know that I am stupid, in fact, their purpose is to deal with the Peace Hotel, I didn't kill anyone, I didn't steal gold, you know it, but you didn't say anything sorry to me, and you left me here as a great kindness, you used me as a punching bag when you were upset, and beat me like an idiot, you scolded me for lying, but you lied more than me." ”
The Killer King said, "If you are a blank slate, you don't have to come to the Peace Hotel. ”
Shao Xiaoman said: "No one believes in you, if they really want to kill them, can you really kill them all?" Can you? If you could, you wouldn't have to worry so much, you wouldn't have let me wait here to die, the Peace Hotel opened by the murderous king is the biggest lie in the world. ”
The Killer King said, "In order to convince you that I am the Murderer King, I will kill someone every once in a while to show you, and if you don't believe me, you can go outside and die." Then the Killer King left.
The people of the Peace Hotel, who were eavesdropping outside, saw that the Killer King was coming out, and they returned to their positions one after another.
Shao Xiaoman came out, grabbed a glass of wine from the Killer King, drank it all, and then walked towards the Peace Hotel, where the Killer King chased after him and said, "Stop." ”
Shao Xiaoman heard a pause, continued to walk outside, walked out of the Peace Hotel, and the horse thieves surrounding outside saw it, rushed over, and beat Shao Xiaoman with random punches.
When the king of murder saw this, he rushed up, and when the horse thief saw it, he killed the king of murder, and the king of murder fought with countless horse thieves with knives in front of him empty-handed.
Zhang Ran also watched, when Shao Xiaoman was on the king of killing, Zhang Ran paid attention to it, and kept seeing this, but what made Zhang Ran strange was that when he killed people to save Shao Xiaoman, the horse thief did not attack the king of murder with fire, but only attacked with a knife.
If this is an order from the big boss, then this is interesting.
When the king of murder was fighting, one by one the horse thieves were knocked to the ground, and then snatched a horse thief's torch, fought with the horse thief, and finally knocked down all the dozens of horse thieves who besieged him to the ground, and the horse thieves who fell to the ground were only injured, and no one died.
"Whoever dares to kill in the Peace Hotel in the future, I will definitely kill him, and all the people he brought, the people who presided over him and his stockade, just like that night ten years ago." After the Killer King finished speaking, he threw the torch in his hand on the saber inserted in front of the door, and the saber made a buzzing sound.
The reason why the murder king said this was because these horse thieves saw Shao Xiaoman come out, walked through the saber, came to the Peace Hotel, and broke the rules.
When the Murder King spoke, his eyes were looking at the big boss with murderous aura, and this time he was giving the big boss a warning.
Then the Murder King came to Shao Xiaoman who fell to the ground, Shao Xiaoman had no movement at this time, and the Murder King carried Shao Xiaoman back to the Peace Hotel.
The people in the hotel hurriedly emptied the things on the largest table, and the killer king put Shao Xiaoman on the table and launched an ambulance.
But after saving for a while, Shao Xiaoman still didn't move, everyone thought Shao Xiaoman was dead, and took a white cloth to wrap Shao Xiaoman, Zhang Ran came over and said, "I have a way to save her." ”
The murder king hurriedly gave up the place and asked Zhang Ran to save him.
Zhang Ran used the healing skill, Shao Xiaoman's body emitted white light, Shao Xiaoman's injuries recovered, the bruises slowly disappeared, and the bleeding wounds slowly healed.
Seeing this magical scene, everyone opened their mouths wide, but Shao Xiaoman hadn't woken up yet, at this time Zhang Ran walked behind Shao Xiaoman, with mana on his left hand, and slapped Shao Xiaoman's back, and suddenly a sour plum squirted out of his mouth, and Shao Xiaoman woke up coughing.
At this time, the killer king also remembered that there was a sour plum in the glass of wine that Shao Xiaoman snatched him, last time Shao Xiaoman was choked by the sour plum, and this time Shao Xiaoman was also choked by the sour plum when he was beaten, so he didn't wake up.
The next day, the people of the Peace Hotel did not see the horse thief outside, cheered happily, and gambled happily in the courtyard of the Peace Hotel.
The Killer King opened the window, saw the scene in front of him, and said, "Hey, what are you doing?" ”
As soon as this sentence came out, it suddenly became quiet, thinking that the murderous king was dissatisfied with their gambling like this.
But then the killer said, "Don't bet too much. And the crowd began to play merrily.
Then the Murderer closed the window and went back.
Zhang Ran did not participate in it, but took the secret book of the Thirteen Swords of Death, sat on a railing, and came to his senses.
Zhang Ran also saw that the Murder King went back after speaking, and at this time, the Murder King should be telling Shao Xiaoman about his previous experience.
The experience is also very simple, the father of the king of murder is also a big man, he said a word to the king of murder, killing one person is a crime, killing ten thousand people is a hero, but later the father of the king of murder was killed by another big man, and the king of murder started a wandering career.
Entered a small village, stole melons, was seen, beat him, the murder king counterattacked, killed this person, and then someone wanted to avenge this person, and was also killed by the murder king, and finally killed more than a dozen people in the village, no one in this village dared to do anything, and the whole village entertained the murder king.
After entertaining for a few months, when the Killer King left the village, the children in the village admired him very much and wanted to go with him, which made the Killer King realize that what his father said was right, and then established the largest and most evil horse thief in the region, known as the Killer King, but because of the betrayal of his brothers and women, he was slaughtered by him ten years ago.