Chapter 207 Feelings are no concept!
A group of five people in the mushroom house squatted at the door, worrying about the pair of Buddhas jumping over the wall at noon the day after tomorrow.
Wang Lei pointed to his chin and muttered in his mouth.
"Although we said that we would come the day after tomorrow, we have to prepare the dishes in the next two days! After all, there are so many things to deal with in advance, and I know that the program team will not be so kind and considerate, we will be in the cornfield in the evening. ”
"I was still thinking about what to do during the day, okay, now I'm all preparing the lunch meal the day after tomorrow."
As he spoke, he couldn't hold back his sigh and pretended to hide his tears.
"Obviously, we are all surrounded by walls, and we will greet guests here!"
"How can anyone go to someone else's house to eat and bring some food!"
"Where can a guest be so disproportionate! A little Buddha jumps over the wall! Don't look at what we're doing here!! ”
Originally, I was just complaining, but the more I talked about it, the more angry I became.
"I want to see who comes! After all, this Buddha jumping over the wall is not for nothing! ”
Because he knew that Wang Lei would most likely be the chef of this meal, or maybe because the guest who ordered Buddha to jump over the wall, it was too miserable, and the other four people listened quietly next to him without interrupting him.
Wang Lei was muttering and complaining in his mouth, when he suddenly thought of something and raised his head suddenly.
"When they come to us, we have to go to great lengths to entertain and meet their requirements, so they are embarrassed to come empty-handed, right?!" He seemed to find some kind of comfort, and his eyes sparkled.
After all, netizens couldn't hold back and were amused.
"Wahahaha, help the childish, the guest is a little heartbroken."
"You have to come and go as a guest, you can't come to the door empty-handed, right? Eat white rice empty-handed?? This is not the culture of our Chinese people! ”
"Generally speaking, when a guest comes, if a person entertains a guest, will he bring a gift to the door, this depends on whether the other party is unconscious, and this thing usually can't be forced."
"Now I can only hope that the guest can be a little more conscious, otherwise our teacher Wang is estimated to be sad to death."
"That's really a loss for Mrs. and a soldier, and I haven't recovered it at all hahaha."
But fortunately, outside the screen, Wang Lei, who was sitting at the door of the mushroom house, quickly cheered up.
"Although the guest doesn't talk about martial arts, we have to take care of him when he comes, right?"
"Let's go, let's find the program team to ask for ingredients now! Idle is idle! ”
Seeing that he was regained in energy after only five minutes, several people admired him.
"The most basic ingredients of Buddha jumping over the wall are chicken, duck, fish, sea cucumber and conpoy."
Wang Kaikai grew up and his mouth was a little unbelievable!
"That's all for basics!"
"We don't necessarily have all these things!"
The expression on Li Weijia's face was also a little indescribable, and he groped his chin, as if he was thinking about something: "This is the basic ingredients, how much corn does it take." ”
"I don't dare to think about it, but if I think about it carefully, it will be painful." Teacher He shook his head and sighed beside him.
The mushroom house was full of gloom for a while, and Wang Lei, who had spoken boldly and complained before, sneered: "You have no concept of feelings!" ”
"Otherwise, you think I'm in the clouds!"
"What kind of dish is Buddha jumping over the wall?! Those are all dishes that exist in ancient books, and only the nobles of the world can eat them, and the first guest dares to order so much, and we must not peel off a layer of skin and put down some blood! ”
Jiang Yi rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "Let's calculate how much corn it will cost to prepare the basic ingredients first, and have a number in our hearts." ”
As soon as he talked about this, Mr. He Jiong remembered the amount of corn for the potatoes and sweet potatoes that he had paid on credit in the program group before, and he almost didn't dare to think about the cost of this Buddha jumping over the wall!
He also had a little pain at this time, grinning his teeth.
"I hope that such a troublesome guest is the first and last."
Wang Kaikai was even more direct and said: "What kind of guest, deliberately come to embarrass people!" ”
"What grade is the Buddha jumping over the wall!" Li Weijia also shook his head.
Seeing the guests' reaction, netizens were suddenly relieved.
"Good guy, sure enough, it doesn't hurt if the knife doesn't cut you."
"I was indifferent to my feelings before, because I didn't know how much it would cost, and now I look at the clouds and clouds that are all full of gloom and dark clouds."
"People are really realistic, and only those who are linked to their own interests will feel distressed."
"But no matter what, I still think that this guest who ordered Buddha to jump over the wall is a little bit of a problem."
"It's not just looking for trouble, this is simply menacing, and it's not good."
Several people discussed hulala and walked out, borrowed ingredients, and walked back halfway through, ready to calculate the specific cost first.
So on the screen, such a scene was presented in the eyes of netizens.
A group of five people sat around the small square table, Wang Lei drooped his legs, and shouted to the director team outside.
"How much corn is a chicken!?"
“200!!” The reply from the other side was very fast.
Even if they had expected it, when they heard this number, everyone still couldn't help but exclaim!
"Damn, this price is a bit high!"
"Even if it's a dollar for a piece of corn! Two hundred dollars is enough to buy a chicken, right?! ”
"What's more, corn can't be a dollar at all! The market price of a chicken is also up to 100 yuan! ”
"Is there a possibility that they don't produce corn, they're just corn porters?!"
"That is to say, a group of five people are coolies, specializing in helping others harvest corn, working by piecework, and there is a chicken when collecting 200 corns, so think about it, isn't it much better!"
"Anyway, I still feel a little black-hearted! How expensive is labor nowadays! ”
"This program team is a little black-hearted!"
"Look at our brother Lei's face has turned green!"
"Hahahaha, no matter how I look at it, my nose is almost crooked."
"I rely on it, you don't want to think about it, a chicken is only 200 corns, and this meal can't be thousands of corns???"
"It's all numbers that make people's scalp tingle and heart ache."
"That's a lot of work to greet guests!"
"I don't understand, is this really worth advocating?! Isn't it the most important thing to live well? ”
"It's just the effect of the show, don't feel too deep upstairs!"
"Looking at the dripping turn in Wang Lei's eyes, I am already thinking about what he is calculating!"
And in the hut, after Wang Lei heard this number, he slammed the table!
"When the guest comes, he must go down to the field to break corn!"
(End of chapter)