Chapter 358: Emperor, Empress, You Two Are You Two Pregnant?

On the dining table, the imperial meal is abundant.

The original imperial chef in the palace had already been fired by Li Er, and it was the chef team of Tiance Mansion who replaced them.

And these cooks have been tortured for two years by Xu Fenglei, a picky diner, and their cooking skills are already good.

For example, to eat pork, you have to castrate the pig first, and for example, to eat duck, you have to cut the duck butt, so that the meat will not have a fishy smell.

For example, when eating fish, you should put green onions and ginger and so on.

Cooking, sometimes just requires a little bit of skill to turn decay into magic.

Now that the skills are proficient, and the ingredients used in the palace are all top-notch goods, just that smell escapes at this time, which attracts Xu Fenglei's index fingers.

"It's so fragrant......"

He praised,

"Is Your Majesty coming?"

The eldest grandson nodded.

"Here."

She touched the girl's head and said,

"Lizhen's birthday is such an important event, if he doesn't come, then he should really be beaten to death!"

"Isn't it, Liz?"

When Li Li heard this, she immediately waved her small fist.

"Yes!"

She snorted,

"If my father doesn't come, Lizhi will beat him with his fists!"

Whew!

A pair of small fists swung twice in the air, causing Xu Fenglei to laugh.

"Okay, okay, Master will help you beat him together!"

He joked, turned to look at the eldest grandson, and said with concern,

"In that case, let's wait a little longer, how is Niangniang feeling lately?"

"Sun Simiao's medicine, are you taking it on time?"

The eldest grandson Wujian gently stroked his lower abdomen.

"With Sun Zhenren's help in recuperation, nothing will go wrong."

She smiled lightly,

"A while ago, I felt that my steps were vague and I couldn't walk, but the past two days have also eased up, and it is no different from usual."

"It's just that there are a lot of taboo things, but fortunately, I don't like to eat this and that, but I suffer this child, and I can't get any food."

Xu Fenglei bowed slightly.

"I'll try to take my mother's pulse."

He held out two fingers.

The eldest grandson Wujian naturally handed out his wrist.

"The younger brother in the mother's womb......"

Li Tai stuck to the belly of the eldest grandson, and said in a ghostly manner,

"Let my brother hear what you're doing. Hee-hee......"

Li Chengqian also put one ear on it.

"What do you hear?"

"Didn't hear anything!"

"Haha, I heard it, I heard him!"

"Huh? What did he say? ”

He said...... Big brother is a big fool! ”

LI Chengqian; “@#¥%……&*@!!!!”

"Dead blue sparrow, looking for a fight!"

Li Chengqian's mouth was cheap, and he was chased by Li Chengqian all over the yard!

"It's a little weaker, but it's still stable."

Xu Fenglei didn't care about the little children's nonsense, and said softly,

"Niangniang, I didn't say it, your body is really a little weak."

"I suggest, after this birth is over, it's best to let Your Majesty abstain from sex with you, don't have another life."

"If this continues, your body will not be able to bear it, and your life span will be reduced a lot."

In this way, he has already ordered many times, openly and secretly.

But at this moment, for the sake of the queen's life expectancy, Xu Fenglei still felt the need to mention it again.

"Alas......"

The eldest grandson's face flushed slightly, and said,

"I often persuade Your Majesty to let him run to other palaces more, but he just doesn't listen, and Lai has to stay with me for the night."

"You say, what can I do? You can't give him a closed door to eat, right? ”

"Your Majesty is energetic, and the affairs of men and women are ...... It's hard to avoid it, and I'm also very distressed. ”

Three thousand are pampered in one, and the pressure is also very high!

Of course, if these words are heard by other concubines, I am afraid that the back molars will be crushed!

"That's ......"

Xu Fenglei touched his chin and fell into thought.

are all wolf-like ages, and it is obviously unrealistic to ask Li Er and his eldest grandson to lie in the same bed without anything happening.

Maybe...... What are the ways to prevent pregnancy?

In his mind, he thought of a lot of things from the afterlife......

"What are you talking about?"

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a voice coming.

I saw Li Shimin change into civilian clothes, rub his hands and walk to the table.

Apparently, he was in a good mood because of the surrender of the Tuli Khan.

"I'm talking about how to keep the two of you from having any more children."

Xu Fenglei said without thinking.

"Huh?"

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and said,

"Why don't you have children? More children and more blessings, it's good to spread the branches and leaves! ”

When Xu Fenglei heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Then you have to consider whether the queen's body can stand it."

He said helplessly,

"Think about it, you only need to provide a shiver, but the queen mother has to be pregnant for a few years, this taboo and that taboo."

"In the end, when the child is born, it is another matter of life and death."

"Giving birth to life is an extremely energy-consuming thing, especially for a woman with a weak body, every time she gives birth to a baby, it is a life-and-death battle."

Li Shimin's face sank, and he slowly sat down and listened carefully.

"Take the queen mother, for example, her body belongs to the type that gets worse and worse the more she is born."

Xu Fenglei sighed lightly,

"Because she is not a strong woman, she can maintain her current physical condition because she has the top resources in Datang."

"If it was a peasant girl, I'm afraid she would have died a long time ago."

"After the birth of this child, even if you have to give birth again, you must try to stay as far away as possible, so that the mother can recover more."

"Your Majesty, you have to pity your mother......"

Li Shimin was silent.

"When you say that, it seems to be true......

He whispered,

"Every time I give birth without scale, it takes a long, long time to recover, and my body is cold."

"I remember five years ago, her body was still hot, but in the past two years, it has become colder and colder, and in winter, her feet are very cold, and they can't cover ...... hot."

"According to you...... Is her health getting worse and worse? ”

Xu Fenglei nodded firmly.

"Yes."

He affirmed,

"Ice feet are cold."

"The source of human heat comes from the heart, and while the heart is constantly beating, it also produces a lot of heat. Some of them go to the palm of the hand, and most of it goes to the small intestine, so the small intestine and the heart are inside and outside. ”

"The heat of the small intestine is then transmitted to the feet."

"So if a person's feet are cold, then her small intestine must not be very good, that is, she often suffers from stomach cramps. Sore ailments. ”

The eldest grandson nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, my stomach may be upset for a long time." She said.

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"Now that the small intestine is insufficient, if it continues to develop like this, maybe the heart will also be extinguished."

He said,

"When the time comes, not only the feet will be cold, but the whole leg will be cold!"

"At the same time, my hands will be icy, and my whole body will be icy! By that time...... It's not far from the coolness. ”

Li Shimin: "!! ”

"How can I treat it?"

He got up suddenly, grabbed Xu Fenglei's hand, and said hurriedly,

"I will not allow this to happen......"

"The queen must give me a good treat, and there can be no mistakes!"

Now Li Er is really anxious.

To be honest, it doesn't matter if he is sick or something, but Guanyin must not have any mistakes!

He couldn't afford it.

"Less baby, less consumption, more exercise, more moxibustion."

Xu Fenglei stretched out four fingers, and said,

"If after this birth, the queen mother no longer has children, then the minister can conclude that her physical condition will not deteriorate again."

"Since then, Duoduo moxibustion Guan Yuan acupoint is also beneficial, because Guan Yuan is the small intestine of the acupoint, using moxibustion to penetrate the heat, you can improve your physical condition, the small intestine is restored, the feet will naturally not be icy, and you will not be able to digest when you eat."

Li Shimin scratched his head and subconsciously glanced at the eldest grandson.

"Look, what am I talking about?"

The eldest grandson said angrily,

"I told you a long time ago that you should have more contact with other concubines, and don't keep running towards me and ruining my body."

"In the future, there will be rules in my palace, I will come at most three times in ten years, if you come more, I will give you a closed door to eat."

Li Shimin:"#¥%......&*@"

"It's not that serious......"

He touched his nose and said with some embarrassment,

"Listen clearly, it's okay not to have children, and there are many children born to Guanyin for me."

"It's just that our husband and wife are in love, how can we not be affectionate? It seems a little too much for a strong man......"

The eldest grandson's face turned red.

This old man is not repaired! It's embarrassing to say that.

"Hahaha......"

Xu Fenglei laughed and said,

"You mean contraception? There are ways to do it, and there are many more. ”

"For example, make a set of sheep intestines to block yin and yang."

"Another example is the use of drugs for contraception, but it must be a little harmful to the human body."

"For example, acupuncture can also be used for contraception, such as the needle stone gate acupoint, which is the method of sterilization, often under the stone gate, over time, you can no longer have children."

"Which one does Your Majesty prefer?"

Li Shimin's face was scornful.

"Uh...... This, I thought ......"

He said,

"It's a three-point poison, and it's better to use the medicine."

"As for using sheep intestines, is it unpleasant...... So, this acupuncture method seems to be good, you can give it a try. ”

Xu Fenglei raised his eyebrows.

Or...... Tell me more about the coolness?

"Yes."

He said cheerfully,

"After the mother gives birth and recuperates, I will try to contracept for His Majesty and the mother, hahaha......"

When the husband and wife heard this, they both lowered their heads a little shyly.

Although the Tang Dynasty was open and praised as a "dirty Tang" by later generations, when it came to the matter of the boudoir, the emperor and queen still couldn't let go......

At this moment, Li Lizhi jumped up.

"Father!"

She stretched out her hand and said,

"Where's Beauty's birthday gift? Did you bring it to Liz? ”

A pair of big eyes, looking at Li Shimin expectantly.

Li Shimin's eyes also turned to Li Liqing: "......"

Gift?

What gift?

Meow meow?

For a moment, the father and daughter stared at each other, speechless and choked.

"Father also forgot to bring a gift to Lizhi!"

Li Li's eyes flashed with annoyance, and she stomped her feet and said,

"Master has forgotten, and Father has forgotten!"

"Lizhi is not your sweet little baby anymore!"

"I'm angry, I'm angry, I'm angry!!"

Seeing that this little ancestor had a temper, Li Shimin was also a little at a loss.

At the same time, there was a little shame in my heart.

He is different from Xu Fenglei, he knows that today is his daughter's birthday, but he is too busy with government affairs, and he forgets about it when he comes and goes.

Now it's all right.

The two fathers are so unreliable, no wonder the daughter is angry.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's my father's fault, it's my father's fault......"

Li Shimin hurriedly picked up his daughter and coaxed,

"Broken women are good, broken women are good ......"

"What do you want? Father will get it for you now, you just want the stars in the sky, the moon in the sky, and the father ......will get them for you."

At this moment, Li Er did his best.

However, Li Lizhi still did not give up.

"Don't don't, just get angry, get angry!"

She made a fuss,

"You don't care about me, you don't value me!"

"Woo woo woo ......"

This girl, now that she is still doing it, Li Shimin is helpless, so she can only look at Xu Fenglei.

Discipline children, especially the only daughter, he can't be ruthless.

Only "Master" came forward to be this wicked person.

"That's it!"

Xu Fenglei didn't notice Li Er's eyes, but his eyes had already changed, and he shouted.

"Don't cry!"

"Woo-" Li Lizhen's cry stopped abruptly.

I have to say that the master still has majesty, and he killed her with a look and stopped crying directly.

But the aggrieved look was even worse.

"When it comes to caring, when it comes to paying attention, what you should care about most in your birthday is not you, but your mother, your great mother!"

Xu Fenglei taught,

"Did you know that birthdays are also called Mother's Day?"

"Eight years ago today, do you know how much pain and risk your mother had to give birth to you?"

Li Lizhi blinked her eyes twice and was silent.

"In fact, the teacher has never advocated a birthday, including the teacher himself, and he doesn't even remember when his birthday was."

Xu Fenglei reprimanded,

"Even if you really want to live, you have to summarize how much you have grown in the past year, how much you have grown, is it a year of diligence, or a year of inaction?"

"If you really want to live, you have to be grateful to your mother for giving birth to herself and having a good meal for your mother."

"What do you look like you're so vexatious, huh?"

When the eldest grandson Wujian heard this, he was inexplicably moved in his heart.

And Li Shimin secretly gave a thumbs up, with a look of appreciation in his eyes.

Listen to it, listen to it, or you have a way, educate your children that you are this!

"Yes...... Master. ”

Li Lizhi lowered her head and said in a low voice,

"The child knows it's wrong."

Celebrating her birthday is not her capital to mess around, this day is nothing remarkable, but she should be grateful for this day.

"I knew it was wrong, and then what?"

Xu Fenglei clasped his hands to his chest and guided,

"What to do?"

Da-da-da.

Li Lizhi ran in front of the eldest grandson Wujian and threw herself into her arms.

"Thank you, Queen Mother!"

She shed tears and said,

"Thank you for your hard work in giving birth to me...... I'm sorry for the trouble......"

"I will be filial to you in the future! This time of year gives you a delicious meal! ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

The eldest grandson smiled dotingly.

"Alright, alright, silly boy......"

She gently patted Li Lizhi's little head and said softly,

"It's not hard to give birth to beauty, seeing that beauty is so well-behaved and sensible, it's too late for the queen mother to be happy? What's the trouble? ”

"Good ......"

(End of chapter)