Coo-goo, goo-goo......

The hot mushroom soup is boiling in the hot pot, escaping the heat.

Li Shimin scooped up a lump of meat with two chopsticks, piled it up on a plate, picked it up and sent it to his mouth.

"Oh, look at your appearance."

The eldest grandson said with a disgusted face,

"The kids are here, can you pay attention to your image? It's also Emperor Fan. ”

"Did you hear that Ming was not there, no one cared about your diet, and you started to do nonsense?"

Li Shimin wiped a plate of meat with a sigh and wiped his mouth vigorously.

"It's a pleasure, it's a pleasure!"

"Hahaha......"

He laughed wildly,

"Guanyin, I'm happy today, can't you let me relax?"

"This eats hot pot, there are also literary food and martial arts, I just now this is the martial arts eating method, thief cool!"

When the children heard this, their eyes lit up and they stood up one after another.

"I also want to eat martial arts, it's too boring to eat one piece at a time!"

"I'm going to take a sip!"

They all follow the same example, follow the example of their father, stuff meat into their mouths desperately, and chew desperately.

"Oops!"

The eldest grandson Wujian frowned and reprimanded,

"Don't learn from your father! Eating like this will spoil your stomach! ”

"again, be careful with my ......"

"Huh." Li Shimin stopped her reprimand, waved his hand and said with a smile, "Forget it, today is a happy day, don't talk about so many rules, it's okay to eat and drink once in a while." ”

The eldest grandson Wujian rolled his eyes and snorted:

"What are you happy about?"

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows.

"You don't know how much face Tingming has given me this time!"

His eyebrows fluttered and he began to gush,

"Without losing a single soldier, he occupied the Turkic base camp Dingxiang, and was so frightened that Jieli Khan fled with his tail between his legs, not to mention, and captured countless booty!"

"There is also the hand that ordered Li Ji to ambush in Baidao in advance, which is even more a stroke of genius! These two hands directly knocked Jieli Khan apart! ”

"Thinking about the appearance of that guy Jieli showing off his might in front of me, and then thinking about his down-and-out appearance of running away like a mouse now, my heart is really more refreshing than drinking chilled grape wine in summer!"

"Cool......"

The eldest grandson pursed his lips.

"Okay, okay, you've been chattering since you came in, and you've been talking about it almost three times!"

She quipped,

"I'm almost able to memorize it."

"Only three times? I haven't said enough yet! I'm going to talk about him thirty times, three hundred times! ”

Li Shimin took a sip of wine, his face was a little red, he pointed to the north and said,

"When I hear that Ming comes back, I will add him to the rank of knight and set up a monument for him, so that everyone, including future generations, will remember his great achievements, and remember that there is such a handsome talent comparable to Wei Huo Hanxin in Datang!"

"And such a handsome talent was discovered by me and reused by me! There is no doubt about my intellect! ”

The more outstanding Xu Fenglei's combat exploits, the more remarkable his Li Er's exploits will be.

It's like Wei Huo's military exploits, piling up the image of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!

"Is my father praising Master, or is he praising himself?"

"Both, right?"

"I think he's bragging about himself through Master."

"Makes sense......"

The children's words fell into Li Er's ears, making his old face a little unbearable.

"What are you guys talking about?"

Li Shimin glared at Li Chengqian and the others, and ordered,

"Father wants to reply a letter to your master, and those of you who are apprentices must also write a letter to your master and tell him what you want to say to him."

"Don't be perfunctory! It is not easy for your master to fight on the front line, but if he can receive your sincere letter and feel your fiery feelings, he will definitely be very happy and will have more confidence in fighting! ”

"Did you hear everything?"

The children's expressions were grim.

They are a little bit of thinking about the master, and in the days when the master is not there, this deep palace compound is very boring and boring.

"I'm full!"

Li Lizhi jumped off the table and shouted,

"Lizhi misses Master, go write now!"

Wow!

She took small steps and ran into the study on the side, studying ink and paper.

"I'm full, too."

"Me too."

"Father, mother, please use it slowly, I'm full."

Li Qingquan, Li Chengqian, and Li Ke also put down the chopsticks in their hands and ran into the study.

Only Li Tai was left with the frantically stuffing things into his mouth.

"I ...... too Hmmm......"

The little fat man with bulging cheeks, chewing the full meat in his mouth with a hideous face, jumped off the stool, and ran into the study.

"These guys ......"

Li Shimin helped his forehead and smiled helplessly,

"As soon as I said that I would write a letter to the master, I didn't eat any food, and even the green finch left."

"Do you miss that much?"

His words had a slight sour taste.

"That's natural, you've been out fighting all year round, coming back occasionally, and treating them very seriously. Children lack fatherly love and do not have a complete childhood, but it is the Master who listens to this master and gives them plenty of love and a cheerful childhood, guiding them to get on the right track and thrive. ”

The eldest grandson replied,

"Just talking about a Cheng Qian, I can really feel that he is much more cheerful than before, and he has also found a bit of rare innocence."

"In their hearts, Master's status may be on par with you, the father......"

Li Shimin looked sideways slightly, looking at the children biting the pen in the study, and there was a trace of guilt in his eyes.

"Master, Master, one day as a teacher, one life as a father."

He muttered,

"Perhaps, not together, but above me......"

"But what right do I have to be jealous? Over the years, I have also known that I am not a qualified father, and the missing part of the children can indeed only be made up for by hearing......"

"Well, don't mention that."

Li Shimin retracted his gaze and sent a piece of tender meat to the plate of the eldest grandson.

"Guanyin, tell me, how should I write this letter?"

He looked at his wife and said,

"I don't want to be like those ordinary commendations, which seem too emotionless."

"You have always been emotional, can you help me with the staff and staff, how to write it, so that it looks kind?"

The eldest grandson's gaze wandered.

"It's not difficult to be cordial, it's nothing more than to be concise and colloquial, so that he can feel that you are talking to him and greeting him."

She smiled suddenly, and said,

"Erfeng, do you want to have some meat?"

Li Shimin was stunned.

"Sensible?"

He asked,

"What's the meat? Come, teach me. ”

The eldest grandson pursed his lips and smiled.

"Write it like a lover writes a love letter, and make sure he gets goosebumps."

She smiled and groaned,

"Come, get up."

"Let's sum it up and give him a different commendation order."

……

Chang'an City, in a branch of Honglu Temple Post House.

The Turkic man was stubborn and worried, nibbling on Chang'an's special naan cakes, and his mouth moved mechanically, crushing the hard naan cakes and pouring them into his stomach.

Coming from the long gallop of the Iron Mountain, he ran and killed three horses, and finally arrived in Chang'an within three days.

But in this deserted and dilapidated inn, he also stayed for three whole days!

Three days!

Except for a very bad attitude at the beginning, a little official received him and arranged a place for him to live, but no one cared about him anymore.

As a Turkic envoy, he came with 100,000 urgent diplomatic missions, and he was ignored and forgotten by the Tang people?!

Bang!

Obsessed and thoughtless, he swallowed the last bite of naan with difficulty, and the whole person became angry like a lion.

"I'm going out!"

He walked to the door and roared,

"I am an envoy of the Turks, and I want to meet His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you can't do this to me!"

While roaring, cross the threshold!

But after only taking two steps, he was stopped by two snow-bright long knives.

"You can't go out."

The guard said expressionlessly.

"So how do you get out?"

Obsessed with his thoughts, he said angrily.

"Am I your prisoner?!"

The guard remained expressionless and responded:

"The Tang Dynasty and the Turks are at war, and you, as the envoy of the Turks, are a person from an enemy country, and you can't walk around Chang'an at will, you can only move around in the post house."

"As long as the two countries are no longer at war and you are no longer an enemy country, you can go out."

Stubbornly losing his thoughts, his face turned red.

"I'm here for this war!"

He replied,

"If you don't let me out, how can I meet the Tang Emperor and negotiate with him?"

"Two brothers, as long as you let me out, I can promote peace talks between the two countries and turn hostility into friendship!"

"Please let me out!"

The guard glanced at him.

"I said, Shangguan ordered you to be treated with the courtesy of the enemy country, unless the two countries ceased fighting, you can't be released, this is the rule."

He said again.

"If you don't let me out, how can I facilitate peace talks!" The voice of obsessive power was raised an octave!

"Only if the two countries are no longer at war can they let you out,"

The Guardian emphasized.

Persistence: "@#¥%......&*@!! ”

I'm X you're XX, you're XXXX!

At this moment, he felt that he was about to become crazy!

Just as he was about to go crazy, a slightly chubby figure appeared outside the inn.

"See Shangguan."

"See Shangguan."

When several postmen and guards saw the comer, they all saluted respectfully.

And the stubborn thinking power also raised his head at this moment, and when he saw this person's appearance clearly, tears were about to flow out!

"Tang Jian, Tang Jian!"

He shouted,

"It's me, I'm obsessed! I'm a Turkic envoy! ”

"I want to see the Tang Emperor, I want to see Li Shimin! National affairs, 100,000 urgent, can't be delayed! ”

The person who came was Tang Jian, the Qing of Honglu Temple.

But at this time, he listened to the screams of obsession, but his face changed.

"Obsessed with thinking, it seems that the lesson I gave you three years ago is still not profound enough."

Tang Jian walked up to the obsessive and snorted coldly,

"My Majesty the Tang Dynasty's name, can you also call it?"

"Since the Turks are still so domineering, seeing that our army should still push forward again, and take a few strokes of Najieli Khan to see if you dare to be tough."

Loss of mental power; “！！！”

"I, I, I...... I lost my words, I lost my words. ”

He was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly confessed,

"It's His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, it's His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty the Tang Emperor!"

"I am a barbarian, I don't know how to count, and I ask you not to blame, don't blame."

Three years ago, even in front of Li Shimin, he was stubborn for a long time.

But this time, just in the face of Tang Jian, he was very cowardly.

It's not the same time anymore......

"Huh."

Tang Jian rubbed his hands and said indifferently,

"Verbally admit your mistake and you're done? Although the Turks are barbarian countries, the superiority and inferiority seem to be more distinct, right? ”

"How can the lowly call His Holiness by his name? I don't know the Turkic rules very well, can you please tell us about them? ”

Stubbornly lost his strength and his face froze.

"The lowly one calls the Venerable by his name, and he should be slapped with his mouth thirty and his whip twenty."

He had some hard time.

"Oh-"

Tang Jian suddenly realized and said with a smile,

"So, please?"

"This, I ......" Obsessiveness showed an embarrassed expression like constipation.

Tang Jian touched his chin.

"It seems that you are not in a hurry, I came early."

He waved his hand and said,

"Okay, take your leave!"

With that, he turned and was about to leave.

"Don't, don't!"

Stubborn and thoughtful, he hurriedly grabbed him, and said hurriedly,

"If I lose my words, I should punish myself, punish myself!"

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Bang Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

The crisp sound of slapping is endless.

It's not ambiguous to lose his thinking, he really strains himself in the face! After thirty fanning down, half of his face was swollen, and his mouth was about to burst.

I don't know if there is any self-harm due to remorse.

"Fetch a whip."

Tang Jian commanded,

"Huh? This ......"

I was shocked by my thoughts, and I didn't want to.

He thought that thirty slaps would be enough, and he could be regarded as receiving this killing stick.

But who knows, Tang Jian is not satisfied!

"Since it's a punishment, it's natural to do a full set."

Tang Jian took the long whip sent by the guards and said with a smile,

"Otherwise, it will be an insult to the majesty of my Tang Emperor."

Syllable!

The whip slammed into the insistent buttocks, making a sound that was even more crisp than the slap just now.

Bang Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

"Whew, Whew......"

Tang Jian twitched seven or eight times, gasping a little, so he said to the guard beside him,

"You come, you come for me."

"The Turks have rough skin and thick meat, so you don't have to be merciful, just use all your milk strength."

The guard smiled innocently and nodded.

Syllable!!

"Ah!!h

Obsessed with his thoughts, he screamed loudly.

This strength is more than three times greater than just now!

At this moment, he was extremely resentful, why did he just say the word "Li Shimin".

Hate!

After a terrible scream, the guard finally put away his long whip, scratched his head, and said:

"Shangguan, I accidentally smoked a few more times, it's not in the way, right?"

Tang Jian laughed.

"Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, a few more draws will be given to him!"

He patted the guard on the shoulder, and said happily,

"You kid is ruthless enough, yes, there will be a chance to transfer you to the Criminal Department in the future!"

The Guardian laughed.

The face of the obsessive and thoughtless is even more ugly than crying.

He already felt that the fleshy cheeks were no longer his own.

"Failure to think is punished."

Tang Jian restrained his smile, looked at the Turkic man in front of him, and said,

"Are you convinced?"

(End of chapter)