The audience looked up.

It was written on the scrolling electronic screen.

《The Waltzing Cat》

A waltzed kitten.

Kitten Waltz.

The three-beat waltz naturally expresses a feeling that makes you want to go in circles.

It's just that, to everyone's surprise

Suddenly, the violin played a very surprisingly large portamento.

It's very much like a cat meow.

The little kitten, which was lying lazily on the ground, stood up at once.

Look at the violin group that is playing the meow.

Open your mouth wide, your pupils shook.

"Meow~"

After the strings meow, the kitten barks as if in response.

The violinists almost burst out laughing.

I can't hold it at all.

I learned to meow here, and the cat barked at me.

With the joyful glissando, the flute also needs to be glided.

Unlike violinists, who can bend the corners of their mouths uncontrollably.

Hell knows how hard it is to blow a portamento while holding back a laugh.

If it weren't for the professionalism, it would be hard to hold on.

The musicians in the audience really cracked straight apart.

Is this a concert?

Or rather

Is this really for people to hear?

Are you sure it's not for these kittens?

Although Lin Guoping has heard it a long time ago.

When it is officially performed, it is shown to the national audience, the important figures of the major symphony orchestras.

I still can't help but look dark.

It always feels like it's starting today.

The signboard of the Philharmonic Orchestra is about to be crooked by Li Jinglin!

Funny, humorous.

This classical music is like a joke, and it is purely entertaining.

Some musicians in the audience who support entertainment are even more eye-catching.

This treatment is really wonderful!

The possibilities of the instrument are fully developed.

Besides, this music is very joyful and childlike when I listen to it.

There are even musicians who can't wait to get the recording of this song and go back to play with their children.

"Yes, I'm very good at working hard."

"Yes, you Li Jinglin is really a fucking genius."

Wang Handong looked numb.

Forget about the sound game.

I never expected to see the cat choir today.

One is more outrageous than the other, and more and more outrageous.

It's hard to imagine.

After that, there will be some kind of thunderous ghost idea.

At a time when the audience is in a complicated state of mind.

A few particularly refreshing whistles made his face complicated.

After learning to meow a little harder.

The accident finally happened.

Li Jinglin is in a music section that no one imagined at all.

Suddenly, the dog barked.

"Wang! Woof! ”

It's a real dog barking.

Originally, this paragraph, according to the normal composition technique, should have entered a terminating tense, so that the noteme fell well.

But just when I can't go up or down, I don't go back.

Suddenly, the dog barked.

It seems to depict a scene of a cat and dog battle.

The kitten, who had just been pacing gracefully, seemed to have hit a dog.

"Meow!"

The kittens, who had been lying down comfortably, suddenly stood up straight.

Rise.

Their eyes invariably stared at Li Jinglin.

As if asking.

Who was barking just now.

These serious musicians in the audience really couldn't hold back.

"Hahahaha!"

Laughed out loud for a moment.

Subsequently, the music ended the performance with the most intense termination under Li Jinglin's sudden exaggerated gestures.

Turn your head and take a bow.

Suddenly, applause with laughter resounded throughout the audience.

Use the glissandos of the violin to imitate the meow of a cat.

And let the cat actively participate in the performance of the concert.

In the most unorthodox and unimaginable way, I gave you an unforgettable performance.

[Haha! Listen and laugh. 】

[Cat: What are you calling a dog?] 】

[Le, it makes sense that cats don't play with dogs. 】

Netizens were happy.

Some of them were originally just curious, and clicked in to see the audience.

I didn't even realize it.

I don't have much interest in classical music, but I don't feel bored or insensitive at all.

I am very much looking forward to Li Jinglin's continued performance.

The young lady of the cat café came up to collect the cat.

With a red face, he shook hands with Li Jinglin.

There was another round of applause.

After all, cats are loved, young ladies are loved, and young ladies who have cats are loved.

Li Jinglin looked at the state of the audience.

I couldn't help but nod with satisfaction.

Very good.

Seemingly.

After these foreshadowings.

If the real mudslide comes, these people should be able to withstand it.

Breathe deeply.

Gaze back at the choir above the orchestra.

The singers of the choir were about to break out in a cold sweat.

Not far away, the grand piano opened.

An orchestra pianist takes a seat.

Soon, the audience watched as the choir singers pulled their puppy ears out of their pockets.

Reluctantly put it on your head.

The same is true for Li Jinglin.

He even put a dog glove on his right hand.

Wang Handong chuckled again in his heart.

In today's short ten minutes, Wang Handong suffered too much stimulation.

Immediately, everyone was stunned.

The piano played the BGM of "Kung Fu Kid".

The song title is displayed on the prompter at the top of the stage.

"It feels like the body is hollowed out"

See the title of the song.

The corners of Lin Guoping's mouth twitched fiercely.

I couldn't help but bow my head slightly.

It's true.

If it weren't for the first two not-so-serious music as a foreshadowing.

The musicians in the audience may really be able to resist standing up.

"Woo~~"

The accompaniment is only a simple piano.

It's all about the human voice.

In the midst of a low whimper, someone suddenly learned to crow call.

"Ahh Yes! ”

“？”

The audience in the audience really couldn't hold back.

The barrage on the Internet is even more [hahahahaha].

"Night has covered Chaoyang Park, and the square dancers have been prepared.

I looked out the window at the shadows of the trees, could this be my youth? ”

The beautiful male chorus is very elegant.

But this lyric is full of slots.

"When the petals leave the flowers~"

“？”

The musicians in the audience, you look at me, I look at you.

In the pupils, the faces of each other's doubts about life are reflected.

This beautiful world.

In the beautiful music world.

How did Li Jinglin appear. What about this kind of strange, very special kind of person?

"There's a boss named David."

"It's called David~"

Now that it's sung.

The singers quickly got into the groove.

It smells a little bit like a broken jar.

"Appeared at six o'clock in the afternoon, and his eyes were just like a black back~"

Exquisite harmony.

Again, there was a dog barking.

"Wow!!"

"Just like a black back~"

The male harmonic vocals began to tremble visibly.

Netizens are even more hilarious.

Li Jinglin was particularly satisfied.

Only the singers who screamed out, and the musicians in the audience, couldn't help but cover their faces.

[Philharmonic Orchestra: Stimulus. 】

[Brother Lin destroys the orchestra with a hand. 】

[I'm laughing to death, is this show really a concert today?] 】

Netizens wanted to laugh.

Because it's really amazing.

LI Jinglin. It's really a big job for you.

But the more you listen.

But the more he couldn't laugh.

The image of a bitter B working dog appears in everyone's hearts.

It's just that this image.

More and more like yourself.

The lyrics are a bit heart-wrenching.

"Don't you have a home?

Please don't say that! ”

"Baby, let's work overtime!"

It's hard to imagine.

A song.

Whether it is the singer, the musicians in the audience, or the netizens who watched the concert.

More or less, all of them are a little bit broken.

Only that conductor is getting more and more excited.

Suddenly.

Li Jinglin held his hands up.

Guides the orchestra to amplify the sound.

"I feel like my body is hollowed out~

I'm tired like a dog~"

"I'm not tired~ I'm not tired"

An incredibly beautiful melody.

It makes you want to relax.

The beauty of music is on full display.

But. is accompanied by such uncomplaining lyrics.

I really don't know what to say.

Pain and joy.

"I didn't remove my makeup for eighteen days, and I took it for two and a half years a month~

Disordered work and rest~ I'm getting fatter and fatter! ”

"Get up and fight for the North Fifth Ring Road~"

"My family lives in Huilongguan~"

"The sofa is my harbor~"

Many netizens began to feel uncomfortable.

Who knows.

It's hard to get off work.

Listening to a song evokes a nightmare of work again.

"An empty belly, painting cakes and dreaming,

How to take it easy? ”

"KPIs every day, not as good as now,

Put away your craftsman feelings! ”

The mood of the music arrives.

It seems like it's about to explode soon.

Everyone thinks.

This next.

It should be a very "serious" accusation.

As with some of the previous ones. Comedy in general?

Funny in the front, serious in the back.

But I never expected it.

Brother Lin pulled the handbrake, the clutch was in gear, the accelerator was stepped on, and the handbrake was put down.

An unexpected drift came on the spot.

"Listen to me~"

The members of the choir have also begun to let themselves go.

Follow the lyrics directly and go crazy on the spot.

"I love my job! Work makes me progress!

I love learning and have a lot of fun! ”

"Super happy! Super happy! ”

The feeling of being crazy to the point of confusion is very dark humorous.

Such a turn of events directly caught everyone off guard.

Indeed, it is difficult to imagine the mental state of these performers.

"Block him after resigning!

Who needs to sleep, what a waste of time?

Who wants to eat, PPT is a vitamin. ”

"How about the boss, now you are satisfied!

Hahahahaha! ”

[Hahaha, I can't hold back. 】

[I'll play this song to my boss tomorrow.] 】

[Then the next day, he was fired because he stepped into the company with his left foot.] 】

[I'm very concerned about Brother Lin's creative state. 】

The comments of netizens kept scrolling.

Just the three performances that Li Jinglin did today.

But if you don't get a day's neuropathy, you can't get rid of it.

It's not a carbon-based organism at all.

Lin Guoping didn't dare to look up anymore.

Because next to him is the head of the regiment who turned in.

At this time, the head of the regiment who handed in was looking at Li Jinglin and Lin Guoping with a strange look.

It was as if he was saying, "Look what you've asked."

"I feel like my body is hollowed out~

I'm tired like a dog~"

I have to say.

This melody is really beautiful.

Very ear-catching.

But not only are the lyrics not serious.

Still singing in a broken harmony "Don't work overtime. Don't work overtime, don't work overtime".

Immediately.

The style of painting is a turn.

A cheerful melody sounded.

I always feel like there's something wrong with this brain.

"Ou hey, oh hey, oh hey.

I'm going to Yunnan!

Ou hi oh hey.

Say goodbye to Huilongguan! ”

"Don't work overtime!"

[Hahaha! It's completely insane. 】

[I don't want to work overtime, and the resentment belongs to yes. 】

[Le, I'm already crying. 】

[Crying, I'm laughing while crying.] 】

After the song is sung.

One of the musicians in the audience counted one, and their expressions were really strange.

Give Li Jinglin a round of applause.

Just such a short performance.

But it made everyone unforgettable.

But.

Li Jinglin didn't seem to want to end.

When the atmosphere was about the same, a small easter egg was made.

Saw.

The drummer of this timpani.

Suddenly the drums started.

It's very rhythmic.

And, to everyone's surprise.

The curtain on the side of the stage suddenly opens the projection screen.

The timpani drummer's score was cast.

Timpani Concerto

Saw.

The drummer beats the drums violently for a while.

Suddenly, hands raised in the air.

A fierce man plunged his head into the timpani.

"Knock knock knock!"

"Smack!"

This drum, the drum surface seems to be covered with paper, and it makes a crisp "pop".

This series of operations is so fast that it is simply unexpected.

“？”

Some of the musicians rubbed their eyes in disbelief.

It's hard to believe that this scene is real.

But.

The upper body of the drummer is still stuck in the drum.

Motionless.

And the score played out by the side projection screen is pulled to the end.

Looking up, I found that on this score, there was a detailed explanation of the real horse.

I even gave a picture.

[Please stick your upper body into the drum hard]

"I can't stand it, I really can't stand it."

Lin Guoping's eyes darkened.

This little easter egg.

I really don't know.

Hell knows why he suddenly came up with such a thing.

If only to watch the show.

You may feel that this is a mistake or a temporary spoof.

It's hard to imagine.

In the score, the composer will ask the performer to "stick the upper body into the drum hard".

I couldn't hold it back.

Li Jinglin looked at the musicians in a daze.

Laughed.

"Actually, I did it for a reason."

Li Jinglin opened his mouth to speak.

The audience watched in amazement.

"I thought about it, maybe Beethoven, Mozart, and they didn't expect that people in later generations would not dare to make interesting changes to their scores for hundreds of years."

Speaking of this, Li Jinglin shrugged his shoulders.

"So I made the decision to write interesting interactions into the score in the future, hoping that future generations will also follow the score strictly."

"Hahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The meaning that Li Jinglin wants to express is too clear.

Especially some of the more cutting-edge musicians, it is even more eye-catching.

Doesn't that mean.

Old-fashioned?

Unless you don't play that kind of piece.

If played, either you give me the skin the way the score is played!

Either you make changes to the original score.

“6”

Wang Handong's three views today have been refreshed too many times.

Maybe it's not just Wang Handong.

Whether it's musicians.

Or netizens.

After watching these performances, an idea seems to have flashed through my head.

[This TM is okay too?! 】

The head of the regiment who turned in looked at Li Jinglin again.

The face is very strange.

I know innovation, and I understand entertainment.

Also supported.

But you this

Isn't this a bit too rushing?

The lockdown will be lifted tomorrow at the latest.

Alas, the editor's grandfather is finally going to work

(End of chapter)