Chapter 203: Sign this contract, and we'll be our own people.
"No way!" Tang Ying didn't say anything, but he was rejected by Wang Jinjue.
Do these devils really not know how to make hot pot? They have a bunch of ways to get the hot pot making method, and they want authorization for the hot pot making method! So that they can change the hot pot, and then they can do bad things.
The so-called name is not right, it is not good!
But this time in the world mission, Tang Ying and them are just to preach, how can they sell the method of making hot pot to the devil and make trouble for themselves.
It's useless for them to ask for money!
"But in my hometown, many people don't enjoy the fun of hot pot." Phyllis sighed and said, "It's better to open a temple of the god of hot pot in the middle of hell." β
"Hell is an open and free place, and we welcome other gods and believers."
"This temple of the god of hot pot in the middle of hell is your purpose." Tang Ying said.
Phyllis didn't deny it, just smiled.
"Actually, if you really like to eat hot pot, you can eat our latest hot pot base." Wang Jinjue asked someone to send a paper bag with a red hot pot base in it: "One catty of material, five catties of butter, and three catties of water!" Big package, big portion! One serving of base, you can eat two meals! It's really made with conscience! β
"After taking this hot pot base back, you have to put it in boiling water, and you can have a delicious hot pot soup. Whatever you want to eat, it's very convenient! β
"It's really a must-have product for home travel!"
"......" Phyllis looked at Wang Jinjue's gushing in a daze.
What the hell am I talking about eating hot pot?
But do you want to buy some of this thing and go back and bring some to those turtles? Presumably, Asmodeurs has never eaten hot pot either.
"How much?"
"What money is not money, that's too clichΓ©. I'm not taking your money today! β
"Ah...... That's a good example. Phyllis said with a smile, ready to take the hot pot base.
"As long as you sincerely believe in the god of hot pot, this hot pot base will be given to you!" Wang Jinjue took the hot pot base aside and avoided Phyllis's hand.
"What is sincerity?" Phyllis asked.
"In front of the god of hot pot, there is a sincerity box. The amount of gold you put into it represents how much sincerity you have. β
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Doesn't that still need money?
Now there are so many routines in the world? Phyllis is a little confused, he hasn't been to Feren for decades, and now Faeron is like this?
Bah! These gods are so shitty!
"It seems that Your Excellency does not really believe in the god of hot pot, and this hot pot base has nothing to do with Your Excellency." Wang Jinjue said regretfully.
"......," Phyllis said, pulling out a bag of gold coins, "Are these enough?" β
"I was wrong just now, Your Excellency is a loyal believer in the God of Hot Pot!" Wang Jinjue asked someone to send a few hot pot bases and handed them to Phyllis together.
The loyalty of you, the god of hot pot, is too philistine, right?
Is being rich loyal?
Are you in the business of faith or business?
In fact, it's not Wang Jinjue's philistine, but he doesn't know that firewood and rice are expensive! Every day, I lose money to invite people to eat hot pot and develop believers. They really didn't care about the money, but he felt a little uncomfortable. Now it's rare to have a big injustice, if you don't slaughter it, is it worthy of the big injustice?
Phyllis took the hot pot base and weighed the amount. Okay, it's a little more important than the bag of gold coins just now, is this hot pot base only bought by the big guys!
"So what's the second thing?" Tang Ying asked, Phyllis only said one thing just now.
"I heard Your Excellency......" Phyllis gently tapped the ground with his staff, the magic forming a protective shield that would keep their words from being heard.
A powerful being, even if he really recites his name, will be perceived by him.
ββ¦β¦ Looking for the god of storms, the goddess of the sea? β
"Not bad." Tang Ying nodded. There are really no impenetrable secrets in this world, he just asked a few mages and a few priests. Now, the whole world seems to know that he is looking for trouble with those two decrepit people.
The main reason is that Tang Ying's combat power is too strong, and the eyes of the gods and devils have converged.
"We devils also have so many small ways." Phyllis gestured "a little" with his thumb and forefinger, and then said, "If you are willing, then we are willing to serve you!" β
"Oh? What are your conditions? Tang Ying asked.
"Huh~ What conditions are not conditions, we are all friends." Phyllis also wanted to continue, such as "Since we are all friends, we help each other" and "We help our friends find a way, and Your Excellency helps us fight a bloody battle".
It's free, it's the most expensive!
But this routine has been used by Wang Jinjue just now. Now Tang Ying and Wang Jinjue are looking at him with caring eyes.
"As long as we sign this framework agreement, we will be friends and our own people. Friends don't have to be so meticulous. Phyllis pulled out a special piece of parchment, only about forty centimeters long. A few sentences were written in the lingua franca on it, which probably meant that both sides helped each other and respected each other.
Tang Ying took the parchment with great interest, and he carefully looked at the gorgeous patterns on the parchment.
"What are you looking at?" Phyllis asked elegantly.
"I've heard that the devil likes to shrink some contract content into words the size of dust, and then put them in the form of patterns, and trick people into signing them!" Tang Ying said.
Phyllis sweated slightly on his forehead, and said, "Your Excellency can't help but underestimate us devils, those are all hundreds of years of routines. Now we devils are all sincere! β
After seeing Tang Ying roast the contract on the fire, Phyllis asked again, "What are you doing?" β
"I've heard that the devil has also used invisible ink, written contracts, and tricked people into signing them."
"We devils really treat people with sincerity!" A little sweat appeared on Phyllis's forehead.
Tang Ying gently rubbed the corner of the parchment again, and Phyllis couldn't help asking, "What is Your Excellency doing?" β
"I've heard that the devil also uses multi-tier contracts, putting multiple contracts together, and tricking people into signing them."
Phyllis went on to explain: "Fairness and justice are the conditions of our contract! We devils have always been fair and just! β
Why, is this man so familiar with the devil's methods? It's no wonder that the business of the subordinates has dropped a lot recently, I used to think they were lazy, but now it seems that the people in the main material plane are like ghosts!
This contract was given to him by Asmodeus, the lord of hell, and he did not know what Asmodeurs had done to it.
He didn't want to know, and he didn't dare to know.
"This contract looks fine, but I won't sign it." Tang Ying put the contract aside and said.
"Why?"
"Because the contract has been signed since it was signed for the day of the breach."
I had a sick brain and made a contract with the devil. (I've been busy lately, and I've written a mess, forgive me.) οΌ
(End of chapter)