Chapter 457: Tang Jian, Are You Teaching Me to Do Things? Dongying Messenger? Get on my knees!
"Little Young, aren't you kidding me?"
The stall owner shouted angrily,
"Qin Shi Huang used, Qin Shi Huang used! You're going to have five coppers? You are insulting the First Emperor, do you know?! ”
Smack.
Xu Fenglei took out six coppers from his arms and threw them on the stall.
"Then add an extra penny, and it's almost over."
He picked up the 'bronze cong', weighed it twice in his hand, and said casually,
"Took it, oh-"
After that, Xu Fenglei had already turned around and left.
The stall owner looked at the six coppers on the stall with a bitter face.
I thought I had run into a fat pig, but I didn't expect it to be a connoisseur!
"If you have it, you can get six cents, and you can still earn two cents......"
He gathered away the copper coin and muttered,
"I'll have tea and ...... later"
……
Inside the inn.
Chizuru Konomiya sat on the chair and twisted her waist twice, a little unaccustomed.
Da-da-da.
The waiter gave two teas, one to Tang Jian and the other to Haogong Chizuru.
Seeing this, the two barefoot men in black standing behind him snorted muttered, looking a little unhappy.
"What's wrong with Princess Chizuru? Where is it uncomfortable? ”
Tang Jian naturally didn't care about these two 'entourages', he looked at Haogong Qianhe and said with concern.
"No, Chizuru is not uncomfortable, it's just that we Dongying people have always knelt on the ground......"
Haogong Chizuru shook his head, and said with some embarrassment,
"Therefore, some people are not used to it, which makes Tang Jianjun smile."
Tang Jian was suddenly stunned.
"I see......"
He laughed,
"During the Qin and Han dynasties, my Celestial Dynasty also knelt on the ground, and it was inconvenient to sit on the chair because of the problem of clothes."
"Today's clothes and pants are tightly knit, so naturally you don't have to worry so much, just sit on the chair generously."
Hundreds of years ago, the pants were all open, of course, you can't sit like this.
What's the matter, let the birds come out to breathe?
But now that the times have progressed, the clothes and pants have long been changed, I don't know how many iterations, and the habit of kneeling and sitting has naturally disappeared.
"Xie Tang Jianjun advises."
Haogong Chizuru arched his hand and said with a smile,
"Follow the customs of the locals, and Chizuru should adapt to the habits of the Tang Dynasty."
"Yes, yes." Tang Jian smiled.
Although it was the first time they met, he had a good impression of Chizuru Konomiya.
Who doesn't like a beautiful, sensible, and good-talking young girl?
"Tang Jianjun, Rong Qianhe introduced."
Haogong Qianhe suddenly got up and pointed to the two people behind him,
"The one on the left is the official envoy appointed by the father, Inugami Mita; The one on the right is the deputy envoy pharmacist Huiri. ”
"Actually, these two are my real envoys."
Tang Jian frowned slightly when he heard the word "father", but when he heard the words behind Haogong Qianhe, he couldn't help but show surprise.
"Oh? Isn't the princess a messenger? ”
Only then did he turn his gaze to the two entourage, and said slightly,
"Slack, slack."
"Come on, watch the tea, watch the seats!"
The attendant received the order, so he brought two chairs and brought two teas.
"Xie Tang Jianjun."
"Thanks, Tang Jianjun."
The voices of the two were muffled, although they only said four words, but they could hear that the tone was a little weird, obviously Tang was still a little lame, not as silky as Haogong Chizuru.
"Chizuru is not a real envoy, this trip can be said to be a special trip, mainly to increase experience and knowledge."
Haogong Qianhe smiled and said,
"Qianhe admires Datang too much, Datang has a vast territory, outstanding people, and vast wisdom classics."
"Qianhe can say that any local official of the Tang Dynasty can be qualified for Guan Bai when he arrives in Dongying, and any book of the Tang Dynasty can be regarded as a national treasure in Dongying!"
Tang Jian raised his eyebrows, and his mouth began to grin.
"Where, where, Princess Chizuru is overrated, overrated."
He waved his hand again and again,
"In the past, Qin Shi Huang wanted to go to sea to visit immortals, and Yingzhou, one of the three major overseas immortal mountains, Penglai, Yingzhou, and the abbot, seems to refer to Dongying."
"In this way, although Dongying is overseas, it is also a treasure land, hahaha......"
The sedan chair carries people, and business blows each other is the basis of friendly diplomacy......
"Really?"
Haogong Qianhe looked at Tang Jian, his eyes were shining, with a little expectation.
"Uh...... Nature is true, nature is true! ”
Tang Jian was slightly stunned, and said busily,
"Historical materials are recorded, and you can't fake it!"
"That's great!" Haogong Chizuru's smile instantly bloomed, and she turned to the two behind her, "Did you hear that?" I Dongying thousands of years ago is a treasure land, is the Qin Shi Huang Emperor to find the immortal land, my Dongying people are naturally the descendants of the immortals, this is the Tang Honglu Temple Qing Tang Jianjun personally said, you have to write it down, this is an important basis. ”
When the two messengers heard this, their eyes also shone brightly.
"Yes, we are the descendants of the immortals, and this immortal is Amaterasu."
Pharmacist Huiri took out a small book from his bosom, and began to record the words he had to read,
"Tang Honglu Temple's words Tang Jianjun have made this fact more powerfully proven."
Tang Jian: "??? ”
Vaguely, he felt that something was wrong, as if he had been secretly pitted by someone.
Just say a few polite words, why are you still making such a big fuss, and you still have to record like a historian?!
At this moment, a voice suddenly came.
"Immortal descendants? Pull a few handfuls of light! ”
I saw Xu Fenglei gnawing on a string of sugar gourds, walking quickly into the courtyard, and said with a disdainful face,
"The Japanese like to put gold on their faces."
Swish.
Yakushi Huiri stopped writing and looked at the person with a frown.
The other three also looked over.
saw Xu Fenglei stuff the sugar gourd into Tang Jian's arms and patted him on the shoulder.
"Tang Jiangong, your history is not up to standard!"
Xu Fengleidao,
"During the period of Qin Shi Huang, there were indeed legends of Penglai, Abbot, and Yingzhou, but the Yingzhou Immortal Mountain here and Dongying are not the same thing at all, and the difference is 108,000 miles!"
"Besides, since you remember such a legend, do you still remember that Xu Fu was ordered by Qin Shi Huang to take three thousand boys and girls to the sea to visit immortals?"
Tang Jian was stunned, and he didn't know how to respond for a while, so he had to follow Xu Fenglei's meaning and nodded.
"I'll tell you!"
The corners of Xu Fenglei's mouth hooked up, and he smiled at Haogong Qianhe,
"Originally, your place was a wild land, and the people who lived there were short and dark, and I would call them dwarf blacks."
"The dwarf black people lived a life of drinking blood, without food and clothing, until Xu Fu's arrival."
"Xu Fu traveled overseas, and he couldn't find Xianshan and couldn't make a deal with Qin Shi Huang, so he naturally didn't dare to return to the Central Plains, so he had to stay with three thousand boys and girls, and multiply on that wild island country, enslaved the indigenous dwarf blacks, built a lot of buildings, and spread culture."
At this point, the wild island country has a trace of the seed of civilization. In addition, among the three thousand boys and girls, some of them were combined with the indigenous dwarf blacks, and they were born from generation to generation, so that you have your current ethnic group and Taoism. ”
"But because the heredity of dwarf blacks is too strong, even if there are 3,000 boys and girls in my Central Plains to improve the race, they will never grow taller in the end, and their appearance and height are still shorter than those of the Central Plains, so they are called Japanese people."
"Now, do you understand the origin of your Japanese people?"
After hearing these words, Haogong Chizuru's face changed suddenly.
"Yaga!"
The two Dongying envoys were furious and shouted.
"Eight, fuck you!"
Xu Fenglei's face turned cold, and he directly threw a sugar gourd string over!
Bang!
"Ahh The sugar gourd was thrown in the face of the medicine man, and the head-on blow made him scream.
Scold!
Mita Mita, who was beside him, didn't agree with a word, and suddenly pulled out the short knife he was carrying.
At the same time, the guards in the Chang'an Post House also drew their swords, and for a while, the atmosphere in the courtyard was tense.
"Huh! What are you doing, what are you doing......"
Tang Jian never expected things to develop like this, so he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him,
"Put away your sword! Put it all away! ”
"The diplomacy between the two countries is a matter of harmony and friendship, how can this be?"
Phew.
The Yi guard in the post house put away his sword at this time, but his eyes were still vigilantly looking at the two barefoot black-clothed men opposite.
"Inu-kun, what are you doing here?"
Haogong Chizuru also scolded sideways, saying,
"Shut down!"
"Father will never allow you to use force in the Tang Dynasty!"
"But he ......" Inugami Mita looked indignant and clenched the short knife.
"Shut down!" Haogong Chizuru accentuated his tone, and between his eyebrows, with undoubted majesty,
"Hayi." Inougami Mita had to reluctantly retract the short knife.
But his eyes were still extremely unkind to Xu Fenglei, eager to kill the hateful man in front of him with his eyes!
The pharmacist Hui Ri beside him opened the sugar gourd with an expressionless face and held it tightly in his hand.
"Tang Jianjun, who is this person? Why do you insult me when you speak disrespectfully? ”
Haogong Qianhe didn't look at Xu Fenglei, and asked Tang Jian directly.
"This ...... Uh......" Tang Jian looked embarrassed, not knowing how to answer.
"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, I am the Tang Honglu Temple, Xu Fenglei!"
Xu Fenglei sneered,
"You say I'm insulting you? Why? ”
"I am relying on historical data to point out the origin and Taoism of your Wa Kingdom, which is completely well-intentioned, how can there be any insult?"
"Do you think that your ancestors have dishonored you? If so, then I feel sorry for your ancestors, and perhaps their greatest mistake was to breed your descendants who are ashamed of your ancestors. ”
"You!" Inugami Mita and pharmacist Huiri stared at Xu Fenglei deadly, looking at that face, they were about to explode!
It's Haogong Qianhe, who is a princess in the end, and she is quite calm, but her face is extremely ugly.
"It turned out to be Tang Jianjun's subordinate, Xu Jun."
She symbolically bowed and said lightly,
What Xu Jun said, Qianhe didn't dare to agree. What you say is nothing more than speculation based on legends, so how can you say that it is true history? ”
"The origin of Dongying is by no means something you can assert with a few words."
Xu Fenglei laughed.
"That's it...... I'm just going to talk nonsense, just like you just said that you are the descendants of immortals, it's just nonsense. ”
He shook his head and said helplessly,
"You can talk nonsense, and even let us Tang Honglu give you as a tool and evidence, as a historical fact to record, can't I reasonably imagine it? Don't know what your subordinates are anxious about? I really don't understand. ”
Chizuru Konomiya took a deep breath and calmed down.
"Yes, it's Inujo-kun and Yakushi-kun who are too rude."
She pointed to the two behind her and said,
"Qianhe asked them to apologize to you, and what Tang Jianjun said just now will also be deleted and will not be recorded."
Xu Fenglei squinted at her.
"Huh, apologies?"
He sneered,
"I'm not a small-minded person, if ordinary people are like this, I will accept the apology, but they seem to have cursed just now?"
"Yaga, that word seems to you to mean bastard, right?"
"The envoy of Dongying scolded the Tang Honglu Temple Cheng as a bastard...... I want to write this sentence down, and I will show it to Your Majesty. ”
Haomiya Chizuru's face changed again.
Inougami Mita and Yakushi Huiri were also shocked, revealing nervousness and regret.
A dirty word blurted out may greatly reduce the impression of the Tang Emperor on them, or even disgust! So...... The purpose of their coming to the Tang Dynasty will not be completed!
"I'm sorry! Xu Jun! ”
Haogong Chizuru immediately lowered his head, showing a sincere look, and confessed,
"It's Inugami and Yakushi, the two of them who don't understand the rules and offend you! Chizuru Konomiya apologizes to you on their behalf! I hope you don't care! ”
Xu Fenglei plucked out his ears and was unmoved.
Chizuru Konomiya looked at the two behind him, showing a look of chagrin.
The two of them also knew that their gaffes had caused trouble, so they both lowered their heads, bowed deeply, and said:
"I'm sorry, Xu Jun! It's us who offended! ”
Xu Fenglei sneered.
"If you do something wrong, bow and apologize and you're done? Sure enough, it's your style, and it hasn't changed for thousands of years. ”
He didn't buy it with a face, and said,
"In our Datang, if you want to ask for forgiveness for an offense of this magnitude, you must at least kneel down and kowtow! Shout out, I was wrong! will be forgiven. ”
"You are the messenger of Dongying in the end, you can't be too faceless, so just kowtow and shout to the master, kneel down for me, admit your mistake, even if this matter is over, I won't mention it again."
"Otherwise, this matter will not end!"
In Datang, can you still be bullied for a small time?
"Kneel? No way! ”
Inugami Mita blurted out and flatly refused.
"No, you want me to kneel unless I die!"
Pharmacist Huiri also stalked his neck, looking like he would rather die than kneel.
Originally, it was humiliating enough to kneel for someone, but it was even more impossible to kneel for such an insult to Dongying and a person they hated!
"Gong Xu, are you too ......?"
Tang Jian saw that the situation was gradually getting out of control, so he hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the corner of Xu Fenglei's clothes, and persuaded in a low voice,
"Although they have offended you, they are envoys after all, and Your Majesty also values this diplomacy very much. These two are the chief and deputy envoys of the envoys of Dongying, not a small minion, you have a lot of adults, don't worry about them, let them go......"
If this continues to make trouble, I am afraid it will turn into a diplomatic accident!
Regarding Tang Jian's bitter persuasion, Xu Fenglei just glanced at him and said lightly:
"Tang Honglu, are you teaching me to do things?"
Tang Jian's face stiffened: "......"