"Dogs don't eat it."

Xu Fenglei decisively refused, and directly threw the plate of black greasy scrambled eggs to the attendant.

"Throw it in the bucket of swill."

"Yes, yes......" The attendant didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly took the dark dish away.

These two uncles, don't you dare to let them taste it again, what if it's really poisonous?

Li Shimin's face darkened: "@#¥%......&*#!! ”

The dogs don't eat it, so I just ate it, what is it?

"Your Majesty, is there any smoke?"

Xu Fenglei didn't seem to see Li Shimin's expression, and stepped forward with a smile.

"Nope!"

Li Er rolled his eyes and replied angrily.

Then, he took one out of his bosom and lit it for himself.

Two seconds later, a puff of smoke sprayed on Xu Fenglei's face.

"Ahem, ahem......"

Xu Fenglei covered his mouth and nose and coughed twice, and shouted,

"Your Majesty, don't you bring this...... You said you wouldn't have believed me if you didn't, but now you've sprayed me in the face again, which is not kind! ”

Li Shimin took another sip.

"Not kind? Don't be kind! You're kind enough to give me that thing to taste? ”

He puffed out the cigarette with his right hand, picked up the teacup with his left hand and took a sip to moisten his throat, and hummed softly,

"I asked you, how did you get in touch with the envoy of Dongying?"

"I heard that the one who led the team this time is still a princess of Dongying?"

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"It's a good contact."

He said calmly,

"It's just that there was a little episode in the middle, so that Princess Dongying knelt down and kowtowed to me, and apologized to me by pressing the heads of the two messengers, and I will generously forgive them."

Burst!

"You...... What did you say?! ”

Li Er almost didn't squirt out a sip of tea, and glared,

"You made that Dongying princess kneel?!"

"You, you...... You're going to heaven! That's a princess of another country! Even if Dongying is only a small country, you can't insult their princess like this! This makes other countries look at it, and they think that my Datang bullies my neighbors! ”

Xu Fenglei pursed his lips.

"What's this?"

He was dissatisfied,

"It was the slave who scolded me first! What's wrong with me asking them to apologize? We don't bully others, but we can't be bullied either, right? ”

"If I swallow my anger and be known by other countries, and think that I am easy to bully, then I will lose the face of Datang!"

Li Shimin: "......"

“…… Okay, well, you always have your reasons. ”

Li Er helped his forehead and said helplessly,

"Then you say, what went wrong, why do they want to scold you for no reason? Tired of being crooked? ”

He didn't believe that the envoy of Dongying dared to be so presumptuous.

If he really insulted Xu Fenglei for no reason, then he wouldn't be tolerant - just an island country, and dare to kick his nose in the face?

"When I arrived, they were using words to trap Tang Jian......

Xu Fenglei briefly recounted the ins and outs, which made Li Shimin a little unhappy.

"Returning the descendants of immortals, they will really put gold ...... on their faces"

Li Er said with a disdainful face,

"You're right! Although it is unknown where Xu Fu went after he went to sea in history, your inference is obviously much more reliable than their boasting. ”

"Perhaps, the Dongying people were bred by the three thousand boys and girls and the local dwarf blacks, I wonder what they have to be angry about? Do you feel that their ancestors have disgraced themselves? ”

Xu Fenglei spread his hands.

"yes, I'm wondering too."

He said,

"I just made a relatively credible inference, and the two messengers scolded the street, calling me a bastard! You say, can I bear this? In our Datang territory, can he still be bullied by his little widow? ”

"Directly call a few Yi guards and put the knife on their necks! Hey, guess what? ”

Li Shimin was happy.

"What's wrong?" Naturally, he picked it up.

"With the addition of knives and axes, those legs were so frightened that they almost peed their pants."

Xu Fenglei grinned,

"I asked them to kneel down and apologize to me, but they weren't happy, and in the end, it was the princess who knelt for them."

"Situation, that's the situation, you just say I'm doing the right thing, right?"

Li Shimin took a puff of cigarette, took one out of his arms, and flicked it to Xu Fenglei.

"Well done! You've got a reward! ”

He nodded,

"It's the Dongying people who are rude first, you're just fighting back, that's right!"

"In the Tang Dynasty, there is no reason for Gentiles to bully the Tang people, let alone insult the officials of the imperial court! It's ...... against them."

Snort.

Xu Fenglei casually took a fire fold from the table, lit the cigarette roll, and Meimei took a puff.

"That's it...... What His Majesty says is what the minister thinks. ”

He let out a cloudy breath and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"And then? Out of this episode...... I'm afraid you're not going to be able to talk, are you? ”

Li Shimin sat down casually, revealing curiosity.

I've just knelt down and apologized with my head down, and the next moment I'm going to talk and laugh again?

People have self-esteem, and if you change him, he will definitely not be able to do it.

"It's very easy to talk to, then Princess Dongying is on the road, quite bearable, I treat her like that, she is still polite and respectful to me."

Xu Fenglei said softly,

"This woman is not simple."

"The greater a person's endurance, the greater the things she will plot. It's like a tiger must be dormant and patient when it locks on to its target. ”

Inside the room, smoke fills the air.

When Li Shimin heard this, he didn't care.

"No matter how powerful it is, how powerful can it be?"

He said confidently,

"It's just a Dongying, do you still want to plot against the Central Plains? Does she dare to be so ambitious? ”

From Li Er's point of view, only the Turks are considered opponents, and Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, and Goguryeo can only be regarded as medium-term, while small countries such as Silla, Baekje, and Dongying are not taken into account at all.

The Turks have been wiped out, so you small countries are a little bit of a mess?

Xu Fenglei smiled.

"I can't say for sure."

He said,

"I saw the letter they wanted to give you, guess what it was written on?"

Li Shimin was stunned.

"Credentials? I saw it. ”

He said,

"It's very respectful, the king of Dongying calls himself the king of Wa, and I am called the Holy Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty, the tone between the lines...... It's like what you said you were licking, oh yes, licking a dog. ”

"Then the king of Dongying, just lick a dog, there's no problem, small country...... It's all like that. ”

Li Er's tone was a bit domineering and confident.

The king of a small country gave him a licking dog, which was normal, and he received a lot of such state letters.

When Xu Fenglei heard this, he couldn't help laughing.

"That's the second edition, and that's not what the first version says."

He said,

"Would you like to hear it?"

"If you miss you, don't sell it." Li Shimin frowned and said, "...... Why is there a second edition? Was there anything disrespectful about the first edition? ”

He had never heard of a spare edition of the national letter.

"In the first edition of the national letter, King Dongying did not call himself the king of Wa, but called himself the son of heaven in the sun."

Xu Fenglei looked at Li Shimin and said,

"And you will be called the son of heaven in the country."

Li Shimin's old face suddenly became gloomy.

"Think about it, what is sunrise? It was a time of great vitality and competition! ”

Xu Fenglei said hesitantly,

"And what about the day? It's a thin day, and the sunset is about to enter the night. ”

"Tsk...... The difference between the two is really big, you say? ”

Bang!

Li Shimin slapped the table table.

"Cheap animal!"

He said angrily,

"The king of the Japanese slaves dares to call himself the Son of Heaven! He also called himself the Son of Heaven at Sunrise, and degraded me as the Son of Heaven! ”

"Why, in his eyes, he is the rising sun and going uphill, and my Datang is the sunset and going downhill?"

"Bullshit!"

"I have to send troops to destroy him, let him sunrise, I beat him so that he can't see the sunrise!"

Li Shimin's angry cigarette butts were thrown away.

"Your Majesty, dissipate the gas, dissipate the ......"

Xu Fenglei hurriedly stepped forward to smooth Li Shimin's back, and said,

"The Japanese slaves are arrogant, why do you want to be like them?"

Li Shimin calmed down a little and glanced at him.

"Don't meet him? Then he'll kick his nose in the face! ”

Li Er snorted coldly,

"You just made them kneel down and apologize, and I said it was light! You should beat them up so that these people can have a better memory! ”

Xu Feng was happy.

This Li Er is irritable, so there is nothing to do with him!

"Your Majesty taught you a lesson."

He arched his hand and said,

"When I saw the letter, I was also very angry, and I immediately tore it up! The knife was directly on the necks of the two messengers, and they rewrote a copy! ”

"That's why you have the letter of state."

"Now that I think about it, I was too merciful at the time, and I should have beaten them up! Also sunrise? Let them lie down on the bed first, and they want to see the sunrise! ”

When Li Shimin heard this, his eyebrows raised slightly.

"You tore up that letter?"

Xu Fenglei nodded firmly.

"That's right! This kind of rebellious words, if you don't tear it up, will you still send it to the palace to anger your old man? ”

He said with a look of course,

"I tore it to pieces and turned it into a rain of flowers!"

Li Shimin bowed slightly.

"Well torn, well torn!"

Li Er clapped his hands and said,

"I asked you to do diplomacy, and I did the right thing! If it were Tang Jian's guy, I was afraid that it would pass with a haha, and I wouldn't be able to say half a fart! ”

"Your kid's approach is very impressive!"

"In the future, we will follow this posture, Datang is a state of etiquette, and we should be polite to foreigners, but we can't be weak, we must be domineering when we should be domineering, and we can't be weak when we should be strong!"

"This is the way of the empire's diplomacy!"

Xu Fenglei nodded again and again.

"What Your Majesty said is very true."

He said,

"For those who dare to offend the Tang Dynasty, fight back strongly and break it!"

"As I said before, Dongying people have ghosts in their hearts, and their stomachs are bad! This time, as soon as I got in touch, it was so! In Your Majesty's heart, you should also be a little more vigilant against them, and don't show favor to them, this is a bunch of white-eyed wolves who can't be raised. ”

Li Shimin snorted coldly, with a look of disgust in his eyes.

"I'm sick of it!"

He flicked his sleeves and said,

"Originally, I wanted to meet the envoy of Dongying, after all, it was the princess of a country who came in person, but now it seems that there is no need to see it!"

"It's up to you to take full responsibility, receive them for a few days, and send them away!"

After listening to Xu Fenglei's report, Li Er's heart already didn't have a good impression of Dongying, and the words 'Sunrise Son of Heaven' made him unhappy when he thought about it.

A broken island country, what do you pretend?

"Yes."

Xu Fenglei smiled brightly and arched his hand,

"Your Majesty will be satisfied."

Looking at the emperor's expression as if someone owed him money, Xu Fenglei knew that his goal had been achieved.

It's to make him hate Dongying!

Although I don't know what the little girl of the Japanese country has in mind, I will never give her the slightest chance to climb up the pole!

……

Chang'an Post House.

Haogong Chizuru listened to the report of the dog in front of him, and his pupils were already shrinking.

"Naxu Temple...... How can it be so big?! ”

She muttered with a look of shock on her face.

Inujo Sanri smiled bitterly and nodded:

"It's unbelievable, but it's the truth."

"That Xu Sicheng is Xu Fenglei, the Duke of Xu Guo, who has just destroyed the generalissimo of the Tang Dynasty to conquer the Great North, and at the same time, he is also the prince's teacher, and he also serves as the secretary of the Ministry of Industry."

"Although he made a small mistake recently, he was removed by the Tang Emperor and demoted to Honglu Temple, but he is still one of the most powerful people in the Tang Dynasty! Maybe he will be reinstated in two days. ”

"Some people say that he is already a very popular minister, and he is above ten thousand people under one person in Datang!"

Chizuru Konomiya clenched the armrest.

"No wonder, no wonder he dares to be so arrogant......"

She muttered,

"I have such confidence......"

"This is the fairy god in the sky, who has come to travel the world......"

The high-ranking minister, compared with a small Honglu Temple official, the gap is as big as that between immortals and mortals!

"yes."

The dog said with a frightened face,

"If you had known that he was such a character, his subordinates would have ten dares, and they wouldn't dare to speak wildly!"

"Princess Chizuru, we offended him...... What should I do after that? ”

Chizuru Konomiya was silent for a moment, then shook his head.

"No, it's not offended, it can only be counted as not knowing each other."

She said,

"Although Xu Fenglei is domineering, in fact, he helped us, and tearing up his father's letter of state is the greatest help."

"We just need to be respectful to such people. If you can have a good relationship with him, maybe you can use his strength to get close to Li Shimin. ”

The dog looked up slightly.

"Princess Chizuru, what do you mean......"

Swish.

Chizuru Konomiya got up from the wicker chair.

"Didn't you say before that you wanted to ask Mr. Xu to teach me cooking skills? He said yes at the time. ”

She laughed,

"Inu-kun, prepare a generous gift, I want to go to the Xuguo Mansion to learn cooking skills in person!"

"Yes!" The dog was on the third day to answer the order.

"Wait."

Haogong Qianhe suddenly stopped him again, and ordered,

"Bring the national treasure with you."

"Originally, I wanted to ask Tang Jian to dedicate it to Li Shimin, but now it seems that it may be easier for this Xu Fenglei to dedicate it."

The dog looked stunned for three days.

"Hello!"

(End of chapter)