Chapter 468: Sir, You're Such a Big Pit! Too vicious!
When Chizuru Konomiya left, her brows were still tangled.
Without "Funeral Post", this treasure dedicated to the emperor, where should she look for it for a while?
……
Xuguo Mansion, back garden.
Xu Fenglei was still sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, and Xiao Zi sent away Haogong Qianhe and ran back.
"Sir, why did you tell Princess Dongying how to make delicious fish tart?"
She asked with a grin.
"Oh...... I promised her before, so I taught. Xu Fenglei pressed the fishing rod and replied casually.
"Then Princess Dongying just came to Chang'an, so she made an appointment with you?"
Zi Wan blinked her eyes and said,
"You get to know each other so quickly......"
"Then Princess Dongying is so beautiful...... It's exotic! ”
Xu Fenglei smiled dumbly.
“…… Everyone has a love for beauty. ”
He waved his hand and said hesitantly,
"In other words, anyone is willing to deal with beautiful women, and I am no exception."
When Zi Wan heard this, she shook her head.
"Sir lies."
She snorted softly,
"You obviously don't like this Chizuru princess, and even hate her a little! How could he be willing to deal with her? ”
Xu Fenglei was slightly stunned.
He put down the fishing rod and glanced sideways at the purple maid, with a look of surprise in his eyes.
"Xiao Zi, how do you see that? Am I manifesting myself? ”
This girl is quite keen!
"Look, the slave is right!"
Xiao Zi looked at Xu Fenglei's expression, and suddenly showed a smug look, and said with her chin high,
"It's gut feeling! The gentleman is different from the princess of Chizuru from others. ”
"This difference is not love, but hostility! Although I don't know why the husband is hostile to her, the slave can feel it. ”
Xu Fenglei bowed slightly.
That's naturally different.
No matter how beautiful this little Yaga is, she can't arouse the slightest favor from him, unless she is an island teacher who is willing to dedicate herself to art.
"You're right, I don't like her."
He knocked on the purple maid's head,
"As for why, don't delve into it."
Zi Wan nodded obediently.
"It's just a pity that Mr. taught her such excellent cooking skills, and let her take away two bottles of sauce."
She stuck out her tongue and pouted,
"It's not that Xiaozi is stingy, it's just that because this person is someone that Mr. hates, give her something...... There is always something uncomfortable in my heart. ”
The housekeeper is used to being a mother-in-law, so she naturally doesn't want her good things to be in vain.
"Hahaha...... Do you feel sorry for this? ”
Xu Fenglei laughed and shook his head,
"You don't have to!"
"Fish is delicious, but it is also a poison, from a certain point of view, in fact, I dug a pit for that girl and dug a big pit for the Dongying people!"
"Do you know that in addition to Zhang Han of the Western Jin Dynasty, there is also an Eastern Han Chen Deng?"
Zi Wan was stunned.
"Chen Deng? The name is somewhat familiar, as if it were ...... Characters in the Three Kingdoms? ”
She was a little unsure.
Xu Fenglei raised his eyebrows.
Yes! Even the little girl knows the famous men of the Three Kingdoms, and it is no wonder that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" can be compiled and widely circulated in later generations.
Because the characters of the Three Kingdoms are already popular, there are many materials for this book that have been handed down from generation to generation, and it is naturally handy to create.
"That's right, this Chen Deng was the Taishou of Guangling at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and he loved to eat raw fish tart, but while eating, he suddenly felt extremely annoyed in his chest, his face was red, and his appetite was lost."
Xu Fenglei said with a smile,
"It happened that the famous doctor Hua Tuo went to Guangling to help Chen Deng's No. 1 pulse, do you guess what kind of disease he is?"
"What's wrong?" Zi Wan tilted her head and asked curiously.
"Hua Tuo said, you have several liters of worms in your stomach, and they are writhing and dancing in it! This is caused by eating raw fish tuft, because there are many invisible insects in raw fish, and when they get into the body, they set up camp and multiply in large numbers, becoming a large group of insects! These bugs live in your body every day, sucking your nutrients,"
Xu Feng Lei Senran smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
Purple Maid: "!! ”
A wave of goosebumps swept over her body!
Then Hua Tuo prepared a pair of medicines and asked Chen Deng to vomit all the worms in his stomach, can you imagine? That writhing bug squirts out of its mouth......"
Before Xu Fenglei could speak, Zi Wan was already screaming!
"Ah!!h
She covered her ears and screamed, her throat twitched, and she was about to vomit!
Xu Fenglei didn't care about her appearance, and continued:
After Hua Tuo's treatment, Chen Deng's body recovered. And before Hua Tuo left, he told him not to eat raw fish again, otherwise he would die if he did not meet a good doctor. ”
"Chen Deng didn't think so, after Hua Tuo left, he still went his own way, eating fish and food, and finally he was invaded by parasites, Hua Tuo was not in Guangling at this time, he died!"
"So, it's true that raw fish is delicious, but it can also kill people! Even if you don't get hit once or twice, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? If you eat too much, you will be infested by parasites! ”
Vomit!
The words fell, and the purple maid's mouth squirted out violently as if the valve was opened!
The raw fish tartille wrapped in sauce, mixed with gastric juice and some overnight rice, all squirted out.
A bad smell rose Fortunately, the air in the back garden was smooth, and a breeze blew the stench away.
"Sir, you, you ......"
Zi Wan bent over to support her knees, rolled her eyes when she vomited, and said intermittently,
"You're such a pit!"
"Gross-"
The stomach is churning again, and the mouth is squirting again.
Xu Fenglei shrugged.
"How can this be considered a pit for me? I reminded you. ”
He said with an innocent face,
"I don't have a good spleen and can't eat."
"If your spleen is extremely strong, no matter how powerful the parasite is, it will only become a high protein in nutrients, but if the spleen is not good, the parasite will be rampant."
"I saw that you ate so well, and I thought you were very confident in your spleen."
Purple maid: "#¥%......*#¥@!! ”
At this moment, she vomited while looking at Xu Fenglei with grief and indignation.
What a hint this is!
It's really a pit that doesn't pay for people's lives!
After a long time, Zi Wan finally vomited clean, not only vomiting the raw fish she had just eaten, but also vomiting everything she ate yesterday.
At this moment, her stomach is empty, and the large intestine and small intestine can be on vacation for the next two days!
"Come, wipe your mouth and drink warm water."
Xu Fenglei thoughtfully sent towels and warm water, and said with a smile,
"You're too aggressive, in fact, it's okay to eat once or twice once in a while, how can it be so easy to get hit? Right. ”
Zi Wan almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.
"What if! What if you get hit this time! ”
She glared and said angrily,
"It is said that the most poisonous woman's heart...... The slave maid looks at the heart of Mr. is the most poisonous! Not only is the Thousand Crane Duke going to be unlucky, but if this fish belly spreads to Dongying, I'm afraid that all Dongying people will get sick! ”
"What kind of hatred is this...... It's so spicy, you too! ”
It is said that the disaster will not affect the family, but Mr. This is good, even the entire group of the other party is in trouble!
"National hatred and family hatred, in another time and space, you won't understand."
Xu Fenglei clasped his hands to his chest and snorted coldly,
"I didn't think too much of it, this little trick is just a small fight, and it hasn't been really done yet."
"If you really want to get her, I will directly lead the troops to sweep the Japanese country, then it is called happy!"
That being said, he also knows.
For the current Datang, there is no ability to go overseas and pacify the Wa Kingdom.
First of all, Datang does not have its own navy at all, and even the shipbuilding technology is not mature enough, and the reason why he supports Liu Fubo to go to sea is that he actually wants to develop Datang's shipbuilding industry.
Only when the shipbuilding industry is prosperous can Datang give birth to a powerful navy and have the possibility of crossing the ocean to fight.
And if you send troops by land, you have to take advantage of Goguryeo, and the army will cross Goguryeo, enter the Silla realm, and then cross Dongying from Silla.
If you want this route to go smoothly, you have to destroy Goguryeo first, otherwise it is impossible for Renyuan Gai Suwen to agree at all - what if you play a fake way?
Unless Goguryeo is destroyed.
As we all know, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty failed to conquer Goguryeo and the country fell apart, and Li Shimin later also carried out an Eastern Crusade, although the results were remarkable, but after all, Goguryeo stubbornly defended and did not achieve the goal of destroying the country.
In the end, it was in the Gojong Dynasty that Goguryeo was leveled.
Therefore, from a practical point of view, it is impossible to play a game and send troops to the east, and if you want to trap the Japanese people, you can only start from other places.
Xu Fenglei is a good person in that he is more pragmatic, no matter how big or small it is, as long as it hits these little Baga, it is worth being happy!
"Slave support sir!"
The purple maid wiped her mouth and shouted,
"Although I don't know what is worth hating about Dongying, since Mr. hates it, it must not be a good country! The people in there aren't good people either! ”
"Sir, what fish has a lot of bugs? The slave and maid will send a few more! ”
Xu Fenglei: "......"
This girl is poisonous, and she is also very energetic!
……
Chang'an Post House.
Inujo Sanri's face was gloomy, and there was a faint anger between his eyebrows.
"This Xu Fenglei is too much! How could he keep the national treasure that the princess had dedicated to His Majesty the Tang Dynasty for himself? ”
He slapped the table and shouted,
"It's too much to deceive!"
Chizuru Konomiya helped his forehead.
"Hey...... It's also my fault for not making it clear, so he misunderstood. ”
She smiled wryly,
"Fortunately, there is no loss in vain, Dog Shangjun, you have to take good care of this bronze cong, it is a ritual weapon used by Qin Shi Huang!"
"Xu Fenglei can give me such treasures, and I won't lose it, but now that I don't have a gift for the emperor, it's really a little embarrassing......"
After hearing this, Inu's expression softened slightly.
He stroked the bronze cong in his arms and murmured:
"This is bronze? It's something I don't have......"
"Is this really Qin Shi Huang used?"
Gazing at the ancient texture and extraordinary texture of the bronze cong, he chose to believe that it was a treasure.
But to say that this is what Qin Shi Huang used...... But I don't believe it.
How many years has it been since the Qin Dynasty was now?
"Since Xu Fenglei said yes, that is!"
The way of the thousand cranes of the great palace,
"How can he lie what he said as a prince of the Tang Dynasty?"
"Take good care of it and bring it back to Toei, this bronze cong is the holy relic of my Toei sacrifice to Amaterasu!"
Inougami Sanri nodded solemnly and put away the baby in his arms.
"In this way, we are not at a loss."
He said,
"As for the matter of meeting the emperor, don't be too pessimistic, maybe Tang Jian's road can be passed, his subordinates have inquired, and there are still some foreign envoys who have been summoned by Li Shimin."
"Our Dongying is not a small country anymore, and the princess personally led the team here, and he should pay attention to it."
Chizuru Konomiya nodded.
"Hey...... I hope so. ”
She sighed softly and answered.
At that moment, the door creaked open, and the maidservant walked in with a plate of fish.
"Princess, the raw sea bass you want has already been cut into thin slices by the cook."
The servant girl said respectfully,
"Do you need charcoal grilling?"
Chizuru waved her hand and motioned for her to stand down.
"Inushang-kun, this is the raw fish tout I just told you about, it was taught to me by Xu Fenglei, with mustard sauce and orange sauce, it is delicious."
She said,
"You taste, taste it!"
As soon as she returned to the hospital, she ordered her servants to do it, and now she is even more crazy about giving the dog three days of Amway.
"This ...... Raw? ”
Inuage Sanri was a little hesitant.
"It's raw! Don't be afraid! The ancestors still drank blood! What does it mean to eat some raw fish? ”
Chizuru Haomiya urged,
"Taste it! You're going to love it! ”
It was difficult to resist the hospitality, so the dog had to take a piece of it, wrap it in mustard sauce, and put it in his mouth......
Then, his expression began to change......
……
Inside the hospital.
Pharmacist Huiri hurriedly came back with a book, he was about to go upstairs and go straight to the upper room where Haogong Qianhe was, but he was stopped by Lu Shaoqing halfway.
"Medicine Messenger."
Lu Shaoqing bowed his hand slightly, and said in a deep voice,
"Princess Qianzuru's request to see His Majesty was rejected by the Zhongshu Province."
Pharmacist Hui Ri was returning the salute, and when he heard the news, he couldn't help but be stunned.
"For ...... Why? He hurriedly said, "The princess wants to see His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, what is the matter with this Guanzhongshu?" Why did they dismiss it? This ......"
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient."
Lu Shaoqing reassured,
"This is a very normal thing, when the envoys of every country come to Datang, they will ask to meet Your Majesty, but there are very few who can see Your Majesty."
"Most of them will be dismissed, so don't be too surprised, let alone disappointed."
"It's all normal...... The same is true for the envoy and Tang Jianjun, if you have any thoughts and demands, you can tell us. ”
Yakushi Huiri frowned.
“…… If it were an ordinary messenger, it would be fine, but we are princesses! ”
He said,
"Your Majesty...... You have to give a few thin noodles, right? ”
Lu Shaoqing shook his head and smiled.
"But the princess is not visiting as an envoy, she is just accompanying her, and the envoy is a dog for three days."
He answered,
"Datang is a country of etiquette and is very disciplined, especially in diplomacy."
"Diplomacy requires reciprocity. In fact, even if Princess Qianhe visits Datang as an envoy, she will be met by a certain prince, at most, His Royal Highness the Prince. ”
"You will not be able to meet unless Your Majesty asks for a summons."