Chapter 193: Who Sent This Retarded Mind!
"Although you sing it, it makes people feel that you don't understand music at all."
Li Jinglin's playful expression became a little more playful.
"But in fact, it's too contrived, but it exposes you undoubtedly, under the surface of a music idiot, the truth is that you actually know music very well."
In simple terms.
That's it.
Someone else is out of tune, that is, the tone is not on the phoneme, and it will drift away.
For example, the C note is sung as the D note, but it is high, but it is less than #D, which is exactly the interval in the semitone.
But this Lu Dong is out of tune.
The relationship between the number of degrees of sound between falling phonemes. It's pretty accurate.
It's not like it's out of tune, it's like it's sung upside down.
"I'll go!"
"Really?!"
The crowd was stunned.
There was a "pretended" music idiot in the program group.
This thing.
Although, in the recording phase, the problem is not so big.
But after all, it was Li Jinglin who bumped into it.
It still made everyone tremble.
"What's going on?"
This sudden situation made Director Wang's face green.
Thousands of calculations.
I never expected to pull my pants in this place.
"Pretending to be a sound idiot?"
With a wry smile, Director Wang's mentality collapsed directly.
After all
Who could have imagined this horse!
Pretending to be a sound idiot.
may be able to tell Li Jinglin directly.
"It's really fake."
"Not really."
Of course.
There are still many people in a state of doubt.
Come to this show to pretend to be an idiot, what's the picture?
"The so-called sound idiot is nothing more than the problem of incomplete five tones and singing out of tune, and the reason for these problems is actually mainly in hearing, or in other words, auditory discrimination, it is difficult for such people to distinguish pitch and rhythm."
Li Jinglin shook his head.
"But it's hard to distinguish pitch, it doesn't mean that there is no difference at all, at least they can distinguish two different songs."
"That is to say, they may not be so sensitive to pitch, but they are not completely indistinguishable, obviously a line rises, although they are out of tune, but they will also raise their pitch according to the line rules of the original song, but they can't sing accurately."
"It won't go up, but it will fall, it's going down, it's going up, and it won't be like this again and again, as if it's deliberately staggered."
Music is a mathematical law.
Even if you don't know the laws of prime, even, odd, and composite numbers
But if it's a healthy normal person.
Then at least you know who is bigger and who is small, 178 and 2!
So.
loaded.
I always subconsciously avoid these "common sense" things, but this is easy to expose.
"There is only one kind of person in this world who can sing like you."
The uproar in the audience subsided slightly.
Li Jinglin continued to speak.
The voice is very calm, and I can't hear joy or sorrow at all.
"The influence of this congenital cause, known as aphasia, Amusia, is a congenital disorder in which patients with a lesion in the front temporal lobe of the left cerebral hemisphere will naturally lose the ability to appreciate music."
It's understandable, but if you have to pretend like this, it's a bit of a problem.
Li Jinglin, who was talking, wanted to complain a little.
Lao Hu, really Lao Hu.
Sure enough, there was another clever problem.
"No matter how incomplete the five tones are, no matter how sound idiot, as long as it is the hearing function and the brain function is not defective, it will not be impossible to distinguish between "Looking for Friends" and "Two Tigers"."
"Only this congenital aphasia will be completely indistinguishable, such a person, if there are no lyrics, he can't even tell what song it is, I feel, you shouldn't belong to such a person."
Shook his head.
Li Jinglin looked at Lu Dong.
The attitude is very serious.
"Such extreme cases, even globally, are very rare."
"Are you?"
"If that's the case, then I'll apologize for what I just said to you, because it was my recklessness that offended you."
"But you're not."
Li Jinglin's face suddenly became serious.
"Then you need to apologize for your behavior of consuming a sound idiot."
"Music is music, whether it is a folk god or a music idiot, as long as they sing with emotion, we have no reason to laugh at them, because, even if they are music idiots, they have the courage to stand on this stage and sing their favorite songs with their favorite singers."
"But if it's for the sake of popularity, for the sake of gimmicks, it's very disrespectful to pretend to be here and engage in this kind of malicious and clumsy imitation."
Stand up.
Clapped his hands gently.
He greeted the staff who were filming.
saw Li Jinglin waving.
Wang Dao, who was sweating profusely, hurriedly trotted all the way over.
Asked in a whisper.
"Professor Li, what instructions?"
Li Jinglin asked in a low voice.
"The impact of this paragraph may not be very good, can it be pinched off in the future?"
I heard Li Jinglin's questioning.
How could Director Wang say no?!
Something happened, and this is the best chance to save your image.
"Yes, Professor Li, if you don't think it's good, then we will definitely pinch it!"
Speaking of this, Director Wang couldn't help but show a look of annoyance.
"Blame me, you put such a person in, but Professor Li, you have to bear with it, after all, we really can't tell the difference."
"It's okay, I don't blame you."
Li Jinglin's words suddenly made Director Wang breathe a sigh of relief for a short time.
Xuan even glared at Lu Dong viciously.
"That's it, Ludon."
Li Jinglin looked at Lu Dong again.
The expression is very serious.
"I don't want you to be unable to get off the stage, but your behavior is very bad, hype is okay, but hype can't be based on consuming other groups, especially the shortcomings of other groups."
Don't want people to get off the stage?
Lu Dong's face became gloomy.
I'm still standing on stage!
You just lifted my quilt directly.
"I talked to the director for a while, and this paragraph can be cut later."
"The only people on the scene who know about this are those of us on the scene."
Li Jinglin didn't care about Lu Dong's gloomy face.
Continue to speak earnestly.
He seems to be very concerned about this.
"I hope you can face up to your mistakes, apologize to the person who should apologize, and then quit this recording, and this thing will be over, and I will act as if nothing happened."
"Or, you can prove that what I said was wrong, and if I was wrong, then I will apologize to you too."
"So, Ludong, what's your statement?"
After asking this sentence.
Li Jinglin stared at Lu Dong.
Lu Dong scratched his head, his expression was weird, and he stopped talking.
This sentence asked.
directly silenced Lu Dong on the stage.
Apologize?
This matter was exposed too early, and it was done like this, and it was impossible to get off the stage, and it was indeed difficult to make up my mind to "apologize" for a while.
Even if I know in my heart that I have to apologize.
Don't apologize?
Then prove that what Li Jinglin said is wrong!
How to prove it?
Then you can only take the case, or the mouth is hard.
But if it's really hard-mouthed, no one dares to think about the consequences of this!
"In the case of talent, what you need to do is to be grateful for your talent, to help, and to understand the person who is not talented, not to ridicule, to consume, or to maliciously imitate."
Looking at Lu Dong, it seemed that he didn't know what to say.
Li Jinglin shook his head.
It's not Li Jinglin who is morally kidnapping.
Because, after all, this is a variety show for the public, and you must at least have a conscience.
Whether there is a defect in singing is not a problem.
Because this itself is a variety show that "satisfies fans who want to sing with idols", although there are Internet celebrities and folk gods who are arranged to come in, but there are also real fans selected by lottery on the Internet.
The interaction between fans and idols is itself more "emotional" than "singing".
Music idiot, willing to stand on this stage and sing with idols, itself already requires a lot of courage.
The idol's response, the audience's response, should be unbiased and sincere.
Otherwise, what kind of "positive guidance" is there to talk about?
Originally, you weren't a music idiot.
But whether it's for the sake of red, or for the gank himself, or something else.
Deliberately pretending to be a sound idiot.
In Li Jinglin's view, this should not be!
It's just that.
Li Jinglin was a little unexpected.
Mocking, no.
With their own town here, they really don't dare to go too far.
But there are people who attract this eyeball.
"Cultivating art first cultivates morality, and righteousness is the first heart."
Li Jinglin pursed his lips.
"The first thing to do in acting is respect."
Li Jinglin's words.
made Lu Dong's face worse.
Other people watching around.
I don't know how things will play out.
This accident was indeed a bit unexpected.
After all, no one could have imagined.
Li Jinglin's ears are really so outrageous.
"Me"
Lu Dong's face turned pale.
Gritted his teeth.
Driven by the useless so-called "self-esteem", Lu Dong actually wanted to defend himself.
I always feel like I can hard-mouthed out of the world.
But inexplicably, under Li Jinglin's sharp eyes.
I don't know why.
Lu Dong was still a little weaker.
He sighed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm pretending to be a sound idiot"
"Who sent this retarded mind! Who called it! ”
Heard Lu Dong admit it.
Director Wang's face suddenly turned black as the bottom of a pot, and his tone was very unkind.
"Who is it that is riding a horse? Do you have to get along with our program team?! ”
"Director Wang. Here's his message. ”
The staff around me are very discerning.
Director Wang asked.
quickly took out the document form, found the list of Lu Dong's program registration, and then retrieved some basic personal information that is not private according to the name Lu Dong, such as student status and the like.
Director Wang opens the file.
Some gnashed their teeth.
I glanced at what the staff had retrieved based on the information
I couldn't help but see a black eye.
He's really a graduate of the vocal music department of the Conservatory of Music.
"Heh, Arctic Internet celebrity agency? It can be seen that it is time to go to the North Pole. ”
Wang Daoqi scolded angrily twice.
He immediately looked at the staff next to him and asked.
"Are there any people pushed by this brokerage company?"
"It's gone."
"Well, blacklist this company."
Look at the two people who are facing each other on the stage.
Director Wang couldn't help but feel upset.
I couldn't help but squirt at the moment.
"Is he sick? A graduate of a conservatory, pretending to be a music idiot? The pretending idiot catches the eye, and then what? ”
This is really unexpected.
I can't even figure it out.
"I don't know."
The staff also thought it was very bizarre.
But actually.
All this is Lu Dong's carefully planned way of "revitalization" and "take-off".
If he really takes the path of "folk god", Lu Dong may not have a chance to get on this stage at all.
After all, there are so many folk gods, and the volume of this variety show is not small, it can be regarded as a rare resource, how can it be your turn?
So, for the sake of red.
Lu Dong moved his clever little brain, planning to find another way.
I pretended to be out of tune to fool everyone.
Then find a suitable opportunity to really sing well.
In this way, the strong contrast between the front and back, under the huge contrast, is very eye-catching, and it is easy to attract a lot of attention.
As for the subsequent controversy.
Anyway, that's what Lu Dong thinks.
As long as I am popular and can bring benefits, then someone will naturally protect me.
When the time comes, everyone will turn a blind eye to this time.
The audience will not find anything wrong.
What can you do if you pretend to be a music idiot, just add weight to Brother Lin and add fun to the show, who will be idle and say anything?
As for who to look for
Lu Dong only thought of Li Jinglin's popularity, but he never expected that Li Jinglin would be dissatisfied with this approach.
I didn't expect him to really be able to recognize it!
That's how clever it is.
It all happened.
To tell the truth, this kind of cleverness really has nothing to do with Hu Minghai.
If Hu Minghai knew that Li Jinglin was thinking of "worthy of Mr. Hu's program, he would always be able to make some clever failures that I couldn't think of".
There will be a cry of injustice.
"Tsk, this is really bizarre today."
"I want to be red, I want to go crazy."
See that the dust has settled.
Lu Dong walked off the stage in a gloomy manner.
The rest of the recording crew couldn't help but whisper.
"If it weren't for Brother Lin, I'm afraid that if it wasn't true, he would have succeeded in his operation."
"Well, don't say it, this can really be exploited, but it's a pity, Brother Lin found out, and he's not happy."
"Yes, in fact, in other periods, there are also such people, but they didn't catch up with Li Jinglin, and their celebrity guests didn't care much about it, that is, this Lu Dong was unlucky, and he chose the one that couldn't be fooled."
"Shhhh Be quiet! ”
"Should I say it or not, Brother Lin's ability is a bit outrageous."
"Really, to be honest, I can only feel weird if I want to hear this."
"Having said that, did Brother Lin say that under his leadership, this Lu Dong almost sang accurately several times?"
Speaking of the topic.
Everyone once again showed outrageous looks.
You know, it's not unheard of being taken away.
But I never expected it.
It was not Li Jinglin who was affected at all.
It's this Ludong!
Under the leadership of Li Jinglin, Lu Dong was almost taken away from running!
MD。
What could be more outrageous?
"In other words, if this happens, it won't affect the broadcast of the show."
"No, you look at the way Brother Lin just dealt with it, it's obvious that he's not making trouble!"
"Hey, but I don't want to say it, I feel like the producers of this show are going crazy"
To explain, music idiots and music idiots are also graded, and the vast majority of music idiots, if they go through a certain degree of training, can become out of tune.
Because the functions of the body itself are fine, talent is only the initial manifestation and the cost of developing the functions.
That is to say, there may be strong talent, or there may be poor talent, but if you want to sing without going out of tune, you can actually do it after training.
Basically, it can be said that [as long as you can distinguish the song, or you can roughly understand who is running out of tune, theoretically, so that the hearing and perception are fine, you can be trained without going out of tune, even if the five tones are not out of tune, you will not run extremely abnormal and outrageous, because, even if you are out of tune, you will subconsciously go out of tune according to the habit of listening to songs, even if you run in a variety of ways, it will not run to the exact opposite degree. 】
But some people are congenital dysfunctional, and they don't have any sense of rhythm and rhythm at all, and such people are completely different in the way they are out of tune, and in their world, if there is no lyrics to distinguish the difference, they can't tell the difference between the two songs, and there is no way to correct it.
(End of chapter)