"Destiny! I am the Jade Emperor, and now I am going through a catastrophe! ”

"If the Mandate of Heaven can help me overcome the tribulation, wait for me to bring a million immortal soldiers to regain the Three Realms. I should take the mandate of heaven as an immortal, and live the same life in heaven and earth! ”

Zhong Zhong looked at the text message he received speechlessly.

Okay, well, what kind of era are you still playing such a liar routine!

Is it true that if you have a Rak car, you can call yourself the Jade Emperor?

If you are the Jade Emperor, I am still Qin Shi Huang!

This kind of information, which looks like a scammer, is to screen out the deceived. Anyway, people who can believe this kind of text message will definitely be a deception.

He naturally knew, and put the phone down casually, Zhong Zhong continued to pick up the handle and began to "ding, ding, ding" the iron.

"Buzz~" He was on the phone, and suddenly a call came from his mobile phone. Endured the harassment of the phone, Zhong Zhong finally ...... I was still angry by the boss.

Zhong Zhong saw that the phone was an unfamiliar number. Today is his day off, but he is a salesman, where does the salesman have a day off!

As for the unfamiliar number, it is too normal for the salesman to receive no unfamiliar number.

"Hey, may I ask what ...... you are," he said after holding back the unhappiness in his heart.

"Destiny! I am the Jade Emperor ......" There was a middle-aged majestic voice on the phone, and it was very magnetic.

"I'm your father!" Zhong snorted angrily, and then hung up the phone.

The good mood of the weekend was ruined by scammers! Don't these liars have no mothers at home!

"Buzz~" The phone rang again, it was still that call.

Zhong Zhong was furious, this liar was provoking him! He answered the phone, and it was a civilized outcome.

“NMSL，CNM……”

He scolded abruptly for a few minutes, and under normal circumstances, the other side would have hung up the phone. But the other side kept listening to Zhong Zhong scolding him, and when Zhong Zhong was tired of scolding, the other side said:

"Destiny! I'm not a liar! ”

"I can really make you immortal!"

"Who are you fooling? Immortality and call me! You're brain-dead to me! Zhong Zhong despised the other party and was about to hang up the phone.

"Have you been dreaming lately, dreaming of the Golden Palace Yuque?" The voice said suddenly.

Zhong Zhong was silent for a moment, he had indeed been dreaming recently, dreaming that he was walking in the golden gate and silver luan, looking at the thirty-three heavenly palaces of the golden light and ten thousand paths, the seventy-two treasure halls of the thousand rui qi, and the colorful phoenixes fluttering around him.

It's too real, too gorgeous, and he's never seen anything like it anywhere else.

"Become an immortal fairy, you can do what you want, you can enjoy endless glory and wealth, and you can have countless fairies around you."

These bells are not very interested.

"I can also have plenty of time to play games all day, and I am no longer the salesman I am today." The voice saw that the power and women could not attract Zhong Zhong, and suddenly the conversation changed.

For someone who has six days off and one day off, and can get calls 24 hours a day, this really makes the clock center move.

"I don't have any money!" Zhong Zhong said that he had just graduated and worked for a short time, and the money he earned was not enough to spend.

"No money! No money! Hearing that Zhong Zhong seemed to be a little hooked, the voice hurriedly said: "After all, I am the Jade Emperor, and it is useless to ask for money!" If you like money, I will make you the god of wealth in the future. ”

"......" Listening to the inappropriate words of the person on the phone, Zhong Zhong felt that he was afraid that he would not lose his mind and actually believe this guy!

"Thirty miles east from here, there is a Jade Emperor Mountain, and there is a Jade Emperor Temple in it. You only need to bring the five sacrifices on the ninth day of the first month to worship the Jade Emperor in the temple. ”

"When worshipping, sincerely and silently recite three times: Welcome to the birth of the Supreme Jade Emperor God of Haotian Jinque, the Supreme Nature, Mira, and the True Jade Emperor today! Can! ”

"It's easy, isn't it?" The voice said.

"The name is too long to remember."

“…… Just refer to the Jade Emperor God as a shortcoming. ”

"What are the Five Sacrifices?"

"It's chicken, duck, fish, eggs, pork, or pork belly. The chicken must be a rooster, not a hen. ”

"Can't afford it! I also want to eat these, and I eat Wallace every day. ”

“…… Then use vegetarian five sacrifices, almonds, nuts, rice dates, cakes, and red turtle cakes. ”

"What is Red Turtle Kueh?"

"Made of glutinous rice, dyed red on the outside, and marked with tortoiseshell marks!"

"It's too much trouble! I can't afford to eat almonds and nuts myself. Zhong Zhong shook his head and said, nuts are indeed more expensive than meat.

“……”

Today's young people are really ...... The voice wanted to complain.

"Then there are always five sweets, right?"

"What's that?"

"Mandarins, oranges, apples, bananas, sugar cane! These are all commonly used fruits! ”

"It's too expensive, now apples cost seven or eight yuan a pound, where can I afford to eat! I don't usually eat fruit! ”

“…… What about the six fasts? Golden needles, fungus, shiitake mushrooms, choy sum, Chinese beans, mung beans? ”

"These are not expensive, but they are too troublesome, I don't know if they can be bought in the supermarket downstairs." Zhong Zhong shook his head and said, "Change one!" ”

“……”

The voice was a little speechless, if it weren't for the fact that he had no way now, he would have asked Zhong Zhong, otherwise he would have hung up the phone immediately.

"Make no mistake! Although you helped me through the tribulation, but after success, you can also live with heaven and earth, please be careful, okay. The voice said helplessly.

"Huh...... Live with heaven and earth, as long as six vegetarian dishes! Are you a peer in the Jade Emperor Temple! made up a trick to make people incense. Zhong Zhong said.

"That's not a six-course vegetarian dish, that's a six-fast! I'm telling the truth, I can't die if I lie to you! ”

"Good, good! Lie to me and don't die! When you go that day, when you see what you have in the supermarket, don't dislike it! Zhong Zhong said.

“…… Then you should prepare to tie three bunches of red paper noodles and three cups of tea! ”

"This one seems to be cheaper! You didn't say it earlier! Zhong Zhong said disgustedly.

These things are available in funeral shops, and they are very cheap.

"You're a bad guy! Hung up! ”

"Be sure to ...... early"

Zhong Zhong only heard such a half-sentence, needless to say, he was urging him to go early, this is all the old routine of the salesman.

He's not really stupid, doesn't he go to work on the ninth day of the first month?

Skipping work is just for the sake of the pillar incense on the mountain, and he is not really brain-dead!

That special Jade Emperor, who believes it! Take a few bunches of things and change them to an immortal? This is looking down on his IQ!

He just talked to the man to see what kind of routine this person had, but he only asked him to go to the incense.

However, maybe this is a new trick of some deception, thinking of the community shouting every day:

"The state is collecting clues for new fraud, and the 444 anti-fraud number that can be dialed when encountering new fraud, once the report is successful, there is a chance to enjoy a bonus of up to 500,000 yuan!"

Perhaps, this is his chance to run at the right time?

So, he tried to dial 444 and said, "Hey, I just got a scam call......

Wail!

(End of chapter)