Chapter 604: I Wish I Died on the Battlefield and Returned with a Horse Leather Shroud!

Of course, the eldest grandson Wuji is not a fool.

Since the emperor wants to cover up, then don't expose him.

Otherwise, he would be annoyed and angry, and when he encountered this kind of thing in the future, he would not discuss it with himself again.

"Ahem...... Back to Your Majesty. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji said seriously,

"I think that if this old friend of yours wants to win back his friend, he must be sincere enough."

"Sincerity is always the most useful."

Li Shimin nodded again and again.

"I ...... Well, my old friend still wants to redeem this friendship very sincerely. ”

"You...... You continue. ”

The corners of the eldest grandson Wuji's mouth rose slightly.

Our majesty just can't let go of this emperor's shelf.

Still, it's a lot of fun.

"This old friend of yours, you can write some things that the two of you have experienced together in the letter, and reminisce about the past eventful years."

He said,

"Man! Think about the old friendship, think about the things we have experienced together, and it will definitely be touched! ”

"Wait until the other party is touched, and then sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness, the minister thinks, it should be twice the result with half the effort."

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows.

"Wonderful!"

"You're quite right! Reminisce about the past first, mobilize his emotions, and move him! ”

"As long as you are moved, it will be easy to do after that!"

"Okay, auxiliary, auxiliary, you still have a way! Hahaha......"

Li Er thought about it, and couldn't help but laugh with his palms, and praised the eldest grandson Wuji.

"Your Majesty has praised it."

The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and groaned,

"I believe that this old friend of yours will definitely be able to redeem this friendship."

Li Shimin looked at him.

He also looked at Li Shimin.

Their eyes met.

"Ahem......"

Li Er rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, took out the cigarette case from his arms, and said,

"Do you smoke?"

Eldest Sun Wuji shook his head.

"If you don't smoke it, you can't quit after you get addicted to this thing."

He is right,

"The medical school has come up with a list of the top 10 dangers of smoking! Nowadays, people all over Chang'an know that smoking will shorten life expectancy and lead to various diseases! ”

"There are so many fewer people smoking on the streets."

"Your Majesty, in order to take care of the dragon body, you should also smoke less."

Li Shimin frowned slightly.

"Top 10 hazards? Are there so many? ”

He pulled out his cigarette, but this time he didn't light it immediately.

"Tell me about it."

The eldest grandson Wuji thought for a moment and said:

"The minister remembers a few."

"For one, smoking reduces life expectancy, and people who smoke for a long time will live five to ten years less than the average person."

"Second, smoking can damage the liver and lungs, and can induce internal organ diseases."

"Third, smoking can affect the function of men, and it will be inhumane in serious cases."

"Fourth, smoking slows down the flow of blood, making it easier to break out of heart and brain and vascular diseases."

"The Five ......"

He also had to say that Li Shimin was already waving his hand again and again.

"Okay, okay, don't say any more......"

"It's scary...... I smoked a cigarette and suppressed the ......."

Li Er's fingers trembled slightly, and he lit the cigarette.

The eldest grandson is Wuji; “?”

Co-authored for a long time, you don't get oil and salt!

"This propaganda ...... It's in place! Will that affect the cigarette tax? ”

Li Shimin took a sip, his face returned to normal, and he said with some concern,

"Isn't everyone smoking anymore, isn't the tobacco tax going to be urgent?"

"Without the cigarette tax, where will my military expenses come from? Do you want to beg that girl again? ”

He had said bold words before, and he didn't ask Li Qingquan for money!

But if the cigarette tax is not enough, then you have to beg your daughter.

"That's not true, the cigarette tax is still increasing."

The eldest grandson Wuji responded,

"Although the propaganda of the medical school is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, tobacco is now sweeping the whole Tang at an alarming rate!"

"The cigarette tax received by His Majesty before was only from Chang'an and several surrounding cities, and other places have not yet been rolled out."

"Nowadays, there are tobacco shops in various provinces, and although a small number of people choose to quit smoking, in fact, more people have joined the queue for smoking, and the team is still growing."

"Therefore, the tobacco tax will inevitably be collected more and more in the future, and it will not be reduced for at least five to ten years, which Your Majesty can rest assured!"

Li Shimin suddenly put his heart back in his stomach.

"In the past, it was said that wine was a thing to dispel sorrows, but now it seems that this smoke is the real thing to dispel sorrows."

He exhaled a cloudy breath and sighed softly,

"As long as there are unsatisfactory people in this world, unsatisfactory things."

"Then it won't be cut off......"

Smack.

Li Er flicked the cigarette ash, and suddenly said:

"However, it is still necessary to do a good job in publicity, and the 'Top Ten Dangers of Cigarettes' of the Medical School should also be spread throughout Datang, so that the world knows the dangers of smoking!"

"Especially teenagers and kids, it's definitely non-smoking! And do a good job of guiding correctly. ”

"The imperial court needs tobacco taxes from smokers, but I don't want the people of the Tang Dynasty to become smokers!"

"You have to do this well."

"Yes." The eldest grandson Wuji gave up his hand slightly.

Li Shimin bowed slightly, and took another beautiful sip.

"I can't help it......"

He exhaled a smoke ring and raised his eyebrows,

"If one day, I don't have to be this emperor, and I will have no trouble being an emperor like my father."

"Then I'll quit."

The eldest grandson Wuji pursed his lips.

Believe you, a ghost!

The Emperor Taishang didn't worry, didn't he smoke every day? Especially when playing cards, the house is like a fairyland!

Your Majesty, you are addicted to smoking, and you will definitely smoke more fiercely when you get old!

However, he was unable to persuade the emperor.

The queen lay there motionless, and no one could understand the sorrow and depression in the emperor's heart.

Maybe he can only get a short time of relaxation through the smell of cigarettes......

At this moment, an announcement came:

"Your Majesty."

"Imperial Doctor Yang Qi asks to see you."

Li Shimin was a little puzzled, threw the cigarette butt into the sink, and said:

"Yang Qi?"

"Which Imperial Doctor is this? What did he come to do? I'm not sick. ”

The attendant responded:

"He said that he had a routine inspection in the prison today, and found that Hou Junji was going to fail, so he hurriedly came to report."

Li Shimin: "?! ”

"Hou Junji is no longer good?"

He frowned and said,

"What's going on!"

"You call him in!"

"Yes." The attendant retreated.

Li Shimin turned his gaze to the eldest grandson Wuji.

The two looked at each other and were silent for a while.

"Wechen see Your Majesty."

Yang Qi entered the upper study and bowed.

"Get up! You make it clear! What is Hou Junji? ”

Li Shimin asked,

"What's wrong with him? What's the big problem? ”

"Wasn't it okay before!"

Yang Qi's heart sank.

The emperor was so attentive to Hou Junji...... It looks like there's a play!

"Back to Your Majesty, Weichen also went to check today and found out that Hou Junji was very weak!"

He said in a deep voice,

"There is a will to die in his expression!"

"When Weichen saw his state, he didn't dare to slack off, so he came to ask to see His Majesty and ask His Majesty for forgiveness."

Li Shimin: "!! ”

"Good guy, what is he going to do to die?"

Li Er got up abruptly and said,

"Let's go, I'll go see him!"

"Auxiliaries go with you!"

The eldest grandson Wuji's expression moved slightly.

This Hou Junji, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd?

He looked at Yang Qi, but the other party lowered his head at the right time, with a deferential expression.

……

Penal Department, Heavenly Prison.

Squeak!

The cell opened, and Li Shimin walked quickly in front of Hou Junji and saw his face!

That face, without the slightest blood, was incomparably white!

Li Shimin's heart suddenly burst!

Yang Qi didn't lie to himself, Hou Junji really looks like he is going to die now!

"Junji!"

"You...... What's wrong with you?! ”

Li Shimin hurriedly stepped forward to support Hou Junji, only to find that his arm was still bleeding.

"Why did you kill yourself!"

"Who gave you the weapon? Who? I will punish him! ”

This huge blood hole on Hou Junji's arm is really shocking!

The corners of Yang Qi's eyes jumped.

This Hou Gong is really ruthless!

I used that thick needle to pierce myself like this!

However, at this point, I'm afraid it can't be called bitter meat, right?

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty. ”

Hou Junji squirmed his lips, gently helped Li Shimin, and reluctantly got up and knelt down,

"Sin Minister, Hou Junji, see Your Majesty."

Cha!

The wound on the arm stretched open, and the blood flowed profusely!

"Alright, alright! You're all like this, don't bow anymore! ”

Li Shimin hurriedly pressed his shoulder and said to Yang Qi behind him,

"Yang Qi, hurry up and stop the bleeding for Hou Junji!"

“…… Be. Yang Qi stepped forward in response, took out a white cloth from the portable medicine box, and tied Hou Junji's arm.

The white cloth was stained red with blood, but the blood was stopped.

"Your Majesty, the ...... of the guilty ministers"

Hou Junji's voice was hoarse, and he looked at Li Shimin in front of him in a daze.

"Why can't you think of it? As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, and between me and you, there is still the love of a monarch and a minister! ”

Li Shimin sighed,

"Take good care of your injuries, don't look for short-term sights in the future!"

"If you have any demands, you can tell me, I may not agree!"

Since the eldest grandson Wujian fell ill, he couldn't stand life and death anymore.

I have to say that Hou Junji is really good at this point in time, it is when Xu Fenglei left and Li Shimin was emotionally fragile.

"Your Majesty, the guilty minister is not looking for short-sightedness, the criminal minister is...... Wrote a book. ”

Hou Junji slowly took out a piece of white cloth from his arms, offered it with both hands, and said in a trembling voice,

"Your Majesty, please...... Reading! ”

Wow.

Li Shimin took the white cloth and opened it, and there was a piece of blood inside!

"You...... How did you write the blood book! ”

He was choking on his breath.

No wonder this Hou Jun is so weak and looks like he is going to die.

The nutrition itself is not good, and it is strange that it is no wonder that the condition can be good at the moment after spending so much blood to write a book!

"I said, you have something to say to me, there's no need to get these things......"

The corners of Li Shimin's eyes were a little moist.

He couldn't see that.

"Everything the minister wants to say is in the blood book!"

Hou Junji grabbed the ground with his head and shouted hoarsely,

"Your Majesty, please!"

Bang!

Hit the ground headlong, Li Shimin's heart also seemed to have been hammered!

His gaze fell on the blood book, and he looked at it word by word.

The eldest grandson Wuji behind him has been observing Hou Junji, and at the same time, the afterglow has also fallen on the blood book.

This piece of blood is indeed terrifying to watch.

Not to mention, if you were him, you might not have the determination to write a bloody book...... How much it hurts!

In order to have enough blood, the wound had to be punctured and punctured again and again.

Every time, it will be more painful than the last time!

This is really not something that ordinary people can do!

Hou Junji is a ruthless person!

"You...... Want to go to war? ”

Li Shimin finished reading the blood book, took a deep breath, and looked at Hou Junji.

Hou Junji looked up sharply.

"Yes!"

"Your Majesty, the criminal minister was once also a war general! The best fate for a war general is to die on the battlefield! ”

"When the criminal heard that His Majesty was going to levy Tu Gu Hun, he was overjoyed!"

"Your Majesty, the guilty minister is a death row prisoner, and he should have died a long time ago! It was His Majesty who withstood the pressure again and again to save the guilty ministers, and the guilty ministers were grateful, but more guilty! ”

"Every time Your Majesty protects the criminal, the guilty will feel more guilty in his heart! With such a heavenly grace, how can the sinner repay?! ”

His eyes were red, and his mouth was roaring, as if he had burst out with all the strength of his body!

"Your Majesty, please promise the guilty minister, let the guilty minister last fight for you and fight for the Tang Dynasty!"

"The criminal wants to participate in the war, rush to the front as the vanguard, and be the first to be in the ranks!"

"The sinner hopes that he can rush to the front! If there are casualties in my Tang army, then I, Hou Junji, will be the first Tang soldier to die! ”

"If you can return the body with horse leather, the sinner has no regrets!!"

Li Shimin: "!! ”

These words really made Li Er's heart shake a few times!

"You...... You're going to die on the battlefield? ”

He said incredulously.

In any war, even in a crushing situation, casualties are inevitable.

And the so-called 'vanguard' and 'first to board' are the people who launched the charge when the opponent was at their strongest in the war!

The first team can't calculate the battlefield survival rate at all, because nine out of ten are dead.

Only the average survival time on their battlefield can be counted - less than a quarter of an hour!

It is precisely because of this that Li Shimin was shocked - Hou Junji's determination is too great!

"Between living and dying a heroic death, the sinner would rather choose the latter!"

Hou Junji looked extremely earnest, and said,

"Your Majesty, the criminal minister has committed a heinous crime, and immortality is not enough to set the record straight!"

"The guilty minister has been in the prison all these years, and he has often reflected on his mistakes, and he really feels that he has failed the grace of God! The more I introspect, the more I want to die! ”

"But if you die like this, it will be difficult to repay the king's grace! Therefore, the criminal wants to die on the battlefield, so that he can be regarded as doing his part for His Majesty! ”

"In this way, the sinner can rest in peace under the Nine Springs......"

"Your Majesty, please...... Fulfill! ”

Bang!

Hou Junji's voice fell, and he banged his head again and slammed on the ground!

Li Shimin was still in a huge shock, and he was still stunned for a while.

"Wait, you let me slow down, let me slow ......"

"I ......"

Bang bang!

Before his words fell, Hou Junji in front of him was already kowtowing like pounding garlic!

"May Your Majesty be fulfilled! Ask Your Majesty to be fulfilled, please be fulfilled by Your Majesty! ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

(End of chapter)