Chapter 434: Gao Taigong
"Oh? Where are the demons? Tang Ying sat on his horse and asked.
"I am a member of Gao Taigong's family, named Gao Cai. My father-in-law has an old daughter......"
It turned out that Gao Taigong had a monster son-in-law, who disliked the monster for destroying the house, and had no contact with his family, so he sent the servants in the Zhuangzi to come out to find a mage to subdue the demon.
"Wukong, let's go to this Gao Lao Village!" Tang Ying said.
"Lead the way!" The monkey said to Gao Cai again and again.
Gao Cai saw that the monkey looked fierce and was a little afraid, but he heard the monkey say: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" With my grandson out of the horse, the monster will definitely be caught! ”
Tang Ying recently told the monkey some sinister routines in fighting, the monkey was about to find someone to show off, and now a monster came out, and he felt itchy hands!
"Don't delay me! I invited three or four people, all of whom were poor monks and pus-filled Taoist priests, and they couldn't bring down the goblin. Just now, Mrs. Gao scolded me, saying that I can't do things! ”
"It's okay, it's okay! Hurry up and bring us over! ”
Gao Cai had no choice but to take the two of them to the outside of Gao Taigong's courtyard. Then he walked up to the middle hall by himself, and just happened to bump into Mrs. Gao.
Gao Taigong scolded Gao Cai just now, and when he saw Gao Cai again, he immediately scolded: "You brute, why don't you go looking for someone?" And come back to do it! ”
Gao Cai hurriedly explained what had just happened, Gao Taigong was curious, and when he was discharged from the hospital with Gao Cai, he saw a virtuous monk sitting on horseback!
"The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West to learn scriptures! Pass through the treasure land and hear that there are monsters! I'm the best at subduing demons! Tang Ying got off the horse and said.
Hearing that the elder in front of him was from the Tang Dynasty thousands of miles away, he immediately bowed. When he saw that the monkey was ugly and vicious, he did not dare to make a fuss with the monkey.
The monkey said, "Why don't you sing Lao Sun Nuo?" ”
It's really that the monkey is too ugly, Gao Taigong was a little scared, and he didn't dare to get angry at the monkey, so he scolded Gao Cai: "Are you a little guy who specializes in making treasures?" There is an ugly son-in-law in the family who can't be sent away, why did he lead this Lei Gong to harm me? ”
"Ha~" The monkey smiled: "You old man has grown a lot of age, and you are not troublesome, and you judge people by their appearance." Lao Sun is ugly and ugly, but he has some skills. It's a good thing to catch the goblin for your family, take your son-in-law, and return your daughter, why bother talking about appearance! ”
"That'...... Come in! Gao Taigong could get rid of the demon when he heard it, so he had to fight his spirit and invite the two of them in tremblingly.
In this way, the monkey led the horse, let Gao Cai carry the luggage, and went in with Tang Ying.
Inside, the monkey was not polite, so he tied the horse to the pillar of the open hall, entered the main hall with Tang Ying, and sat separately.
"What kind of monster are you in this Zhuangzi?" Tang Ying asked.
"Hey!" Gao Taigong sighed and said, "Our village, since ancient times, doesn't know what sneaky and evil spirits are doing. ”
"I have three daughters, the eldest is named Xianglan, the second is named Magnolia, and the third is named Cuilan......"
"There was a man who came that day, surnamed Pig, who had no parents or brothers, and was willing to be a son-in-law with others."
"When I saw that he had no roots or stumbling blocks, I called him. When you enter the door, you are also diligent: plough the fields and harrow the land, and do not use oxen tools; Harvest the fields without a sword or staff. It's actually good to faint and come to light; It's just one piece, and some will change their faces. ”
Tang Ying asked knowingly: "What kind of face has it become?" ”
"When I first came, I was a fat black man, but then I became a man with a big mouth and big ears, and a mane on the back of my head! Head and face like a pig! ”
"The amount of food is also large, and it costs three or five buckets of rice at a time. For a morning snack, you need 100 baked cakes! The loss is to be a vegetarian, if I eat meat and drink wine, I'm afraid I can't afford to feed it! ”
"It's normal for him to work a lot and eat a lot!" The monkey interjected.
"Eating is still a trivial matter, and now he is making trouble again, so that my family and my neighbors will not be able to live in peace. also locked my son Cuilan in the back house, and I haven't seen him for a year and a half! Speaking of this, Mrs. Gao sighed and said, "Presumably my son is suffering!" ”
The monkey laughed: "Don't worry! Don't worry! What's so hard about that? I'll help you catch him tonight, ask him to write you a letter of resignation, and return your daughter, okay? ”
Boss Gao said happily: "How much did he clear my name and how many relatives did he stoke me?" Hold him, what kind of resignation documents do you want? Just bother the elders and me to get rid of the roots. ”
"Ha~" Tang Ying couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.
"Why is the elder laughing?" Mrs. Gao asked.
"I laughed at that monster, I just wanted to be a son-in-law with you and live a good life, I didn't think you would kill him!" Tang Ying said with a chuckle.
"Elder! That's a youkai! How can shemales be together? What if he rises up one day and eats people? Gao Taigong said hurriedly.
"That's right! How can shemales be together? Didn't you know when you first recruited him as a son-in-law? Tang Ying said with a slight sneer.
"I didn't know he was a youkai at the time!" Gao Taigong defended.
"I'm afraid I know, but I'm just pretending not to know. Because he alone earned such a family business for you, and now you have a rich family business, but you dislike others and want to get rid of them! It's really ......," Tang Ying said with a smile.
Gao Taigong was told what he was saying, his face turned blue and pale, and he still said stubbornly: "You elder, what are you talking about!" This business is innocent, what does it have to do with him! If you don't want to slay the demons, why don't you leave early! ”
"Haha~ Wukong, when you catch that monster at night, you will know when the time comes!"
"Full of nonsense, I don't want you to subdue demons! You go! Gao Taigong suddenly said angrily.
He was afraid that the bald donkey in front of him would come out for the monster and plot against his family property!
"It's okay, the poor monk is reasonable. Why can't you descend if there are youkai? Tang Ying patted the table lightly, and saw that after the table was slapped by Tang Ying, it was like sand and stone, sparsely broken into sawdust.
There was a gust of wind outside, and it blew the sawdust all over the house, and the frightened Gao Taigong was speechless.
When it was night, when he came to the backyard, the monkey took the form of Gao Cuilan, and waited in the house for the monster to come.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the gust of wind passed, and I saw a goblin in the air. It has a black face and short hair, a long beak and big ears.
When the monster came to the room, he didn't know that the monkey had changed, and he went up and kissed it.
When the monkey saw a pig's mouth arching over, he smiled in his heart: "This monster is so anxious!" "I made a way to make the monster pounce and get out of bed.
The monster got up, leaned on the side of the bed and said, "Sister, why do you blame me a little today?" Am I late? ”
If you are so weak, where does you look like a monster, you are clearly an angry son-in-law!
(End of chapter)