Liu An, the king of Huainan in the Han Dynasty, took the elixir and became an immortal, and his chickens and dogs ate the elixir he refined and ascended to heaven, which is a person who has attained the Tao of chicken and dog ascending to heaven!

"Gohan, your senior brother said you were a chicken dog!" Tang Ying said with a smile.

"Master! You don't understand this, there are not a few people like me in the heavenly court. A chicken dog that can become a big man, that's also luck! Pig Gohan smiled and said, "My old pig, isn't it your chicken dog now, Master?" ”

"Good! That's right! ”

Zhu Wuhan's appearance of not being ashamed, but being proud, made Tang Ying laugh when he heard it. This pig Wuhan is worthy of being an official in the heavenly court, and the doorway in it is really clear!

"Gohan, you may have had a good father in your previous life!" Tang Ying said again.

"Hey~ Isn't that tradition?" Zhu Wuhan said unappreciatively: "Why don't you fight for your father if you can fight for your father?" I don't know who my good dad is? It's still not there, can you catch me again! ”

"How do you know that he didn't catch you?"

"That ......"

"Eat! Dine! Tang Ying interrupted Zhu Wuhan's words and said, "After eating, continue on the road." ”

One person, one monkey and one pig ate and continued to set off, walking for more than half a month. After passing the border of the Tibetan kingdom of Us, he suddenly looked up and saw a high mountain.

Zhu Gohan has been with Tang Yang for more than half a month, and he knows the temperament of this bald donkey. As long as you don't commit the bottom line of this bald donkey, most of the time you are very talkative.

The only difficulty is that you need to guess the bottom line of this bald donkey, and the brain circuit of this bald donkey is different from that of ordinary people.

"Master, the mountain in front of you is called Futu Mountain, and there is a Wuchao Zen Master in the mountain who practices here. My old pig has seen him too! ”

"Oh?" Tang Ying rode on the horse, his eyes half-closed and half-closed, and responded.

"He persuaded me to practice with him, but I didn't go!"

"Then you're missing a thigh!" Tang Ying said with a smile.

"What thighs?" Pig Gohan asked, and the monkey was also curious, he also felt that this master was mysterious all day long.

"A huge thick thigh in the middle of the Buddha's door! Pluck a hair, it's thicker than a hair! ”

"Master! You're wrong! Inogo said jokingly: "This kind of thigh, you should stay away, too close, easy to be shaved by leg hair, rubbed." I don't even know how to die! ”

"You can see it!" Tang Ying said.

"Old pig, I just teased Chang'e for two sentences, and I was beaten with 2,000 hammers and beaten to the mortal world. I'm not stupid, isn't this obviously implicated? Pig Gohan snorted and said, "I don't know what my plague father did!" ”

"You idiot~ blame your father if you are affected. When the chicken dog ascended to heaven, why didn't you thank him! The monkey teased. He went through a lot of hardships, went to Fangcun Mountain to learn skills, and was finally sealed by the heavenly court.

And this nerd became a god in a daze and became the marshal of Shuifu Tianpeng, which is really outrageous!

"I didn't know who my dad was! There's no way to thank you! Inogo said honestly.

While he was talking, he came to the foot of the mountain and walked towards the mountain. Along the way, there are green pines and cypresses, green willows and red peaches, there is water under the stream, there are clouds in front of the cliff, it is really delicate and elegant, a good mountain and good water.

Tang Ying rode a horse and saw a nest of firewood and grass on the cypress tree on the mountain. There are elk flowers, and mountain monkeys offer fruits. At the top of the treetops, there are also green luans and colorful phoenixes.

"That's the Black Nest Zen Master!" Inogo said, pointing to a person on the bird's nest.

The Wuchao Zen Master also found the three of them, left the nest, and jumped off the tree. Tang Ying got off the horse and said, "The master is polite." The poor monk is the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, and he went to the west to learn scriptures. ”

"I've seen the Holy Monk!" Wuchao Zen Master made a way.

Zhu Gohan also bowed to Zen Master Wuchao and said, "Old Zen Master, it's done." ”

"Ah, you are a Fuling Mountain Boar Gangguan, how can you have such a great fate, you have to walk with the holy monk!" Zen Master Wuchao said in surprise.

"A few years ago, I was persuaded by Guanyin Bodhisattva to be kind, so that I had the opportunity to be an apprentice to my master." Inogo said.

"Oh?" Hearing this, Zen Master Wuchao said meaningfully: "Okay, good! He turned to the monkey and said, "Who is this?" ”

"He's my eldest apprentice, Sun Wukong!" Tang Ying didn't wait for the monkey to say, and hurriedly said, "Old Zen Master, do you really recognize him?" ”

"Unrecognizable!" Zen Master Wuchao shook his head and said.

"The monks don't talk about it!" Tang Ying said again.

"What you don't recognize, you don't recognize!"

"It won't be that, what does my past talk have to do with me now, right?"

"Haha~ The mage is really humorous!" Zen Master Wuchao laughed.

The monkey watched the two talk, slowly tasting the taste. This bald donkey knew who Wuchao Zen Master was, and seemed to be sure that Wuchao Zen Master knew him, but Wuchao Zen Master pretended to be confused.

"Where did the Zen master come from?" Tang Ying asked again.

Obviously, they came to Futu Mountain, but they asked the Zen master where he came from, which was very strange.

"Come for the scriptures!" Wuchao Zen Master said.

"What a scripture!"

"The Vedas!"

"Oh? What is this sutra used for? Tang Ying asked calmly.

"This sutra is the sutra of demonic obstacles, which can make the human body fall into reincarnation and never be reborn, it is really a first-class evil scripture in the world!" Wuchao Zen Master sighed and said.

"So powerful?"

"That's it! Have you ever heard of a mage? ”

"The poor monk is fortunate enough to hear about it." Tang Ying's red pupils looked at Wuchao Zen Master and said: "This scripture makes people lose their manners, father and son kill each other, there is no benevolence and morality in the world, only naked scheming and interests!" It's terrifying! ”

"Where is the ......" Inogo didn't know what dumb riddle the two of them were playing, and was about to interject when the monkey covered his mouth.

The monkey said, "Don't talk! ”

"I wonder what the Master thinks of this scripture?" Zen Master Wuchao asked leisurely.

"In the face of such a bad scripture, there is nothing I can do! However, my Dharma is low, and there is a saying, I don't know whether to talk about it or not! ”

"Mage, please speak!"

"After hearing this, the Zen master won't be annoyed and angry, right?"

"No, no, no!"

"After the Zen master listens to it, he won't copy the guy and beat people, right?"

"No, no, no!" Wuchao Zen Master shook his head again and again and said, "It's all the words of a family, how could I be like this." ”

"Oh well! Listen to the Zen master, there are people in the world who slander me, bully me, insult me, laugh at me, despise me, despise me, hate me, and lie to me, how should I deal with it?! ”

"Just bear with him, let him, let him, avoid him, bear with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, and look at him!"

Tang Ying asked and answered himself, making Zen Master Wuchao's face as black as the bottom of the pot, like a black nest.

What's more, everyone else is knocking on the bone and sucking the marrow and ready to eat you, you still avoid him, respect him, and look like you are being slaughtered!

Didn't you persuade him to lie down and wait for death?

Isn't he really entertaining?

(End of chapter)