Chapter 5: You're So Useless! What a rebellion!

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Chapter 511: You're So Useless! What a rebellion!

During the Northern Song Dynasty and Yuanyou period, there was a person fishing in the swallow dock in the depths of the Dongting Reed Pond thirty miles west of Gusu City, and on the water pavilion outside Shenhezhuang.

He was dressed in ordinary gray clothes, wearing a bamboo hat on his head, barefoot, and half-lying crookedly on the water pavilion. Holding a fishing rod made of bamboo pole in his hand and a fishing basket next to it, he seems to be asleep.

"Childe! Son! "A sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl ran in the distance, born delicate and pretty, vivid and beautiful, and charming! It is the henchman and maidservant of Murong Fu, the owner of Shenhe Village, and the owner of the Perfume Pavilion, Azhu.

Her light skills were excellent, and her figure came to the person's side like floating, and said, "Young Master, that person is here again!" ”

"Sister Pig, you scared my fish away!" That person can be called a young master by Azhu, naturally he is the young master of Shenhezhuang, and Murong is restored. He opened his eyes lazily, and the breeze blew at this time, which was really comfortable and made people want to sleep.

Ah Zhu heard his son-in-law call him "pig sister", gave his son-in-law a roll of his eyes, and then stretched out his head to look at the fish basket next to Murong Fu, and couldn't help laughing: "Yo! I thought I could do anything, how did Young Master Murong, who claimed to be a fishing saint, harvest today? Unexpectedly, it is also the Air Force! ”

"What the Air Force! If the rod is not good, the bait is not good! And the pig girl scared the fish away, can I be in the air force? As soon as Murong Fu heard the word "Air Force", he looked like a fried cat, and said angrily.

"Alright, alright! Childe, that person is here again! Ah Zhu shook Murong Fu's shoulder and said.

"Tsk...... This is the breaking of the defense! Murong Fu shook his head and said, "That's it, and you want to restore the Great Yan?" ”

"Don't worry! Wait for me to drink two sips of water, so that it will not be counted as the Air Force! Saying that, Murong Fu made a move with his hand, and the water in the lake came out in a lump and was swallowed by Murong Fu in one gulp.

He has been taking the exam for more than ten years, can he not know how ugly it is?

Murong Fu walked bare to the main hall quickly, and saw a person standing in the main hall. The man was about forty or fifty years old, and was dressed in a blue robe with a gauze and a square scarf and hat. frowned, looking poor and sour.

The imperial examination in the Song Dynasty was divided into the solution test, the provincial test, and the palace test!

"I'm your father, why are you still so rude!" When Murong Bo saw his son, he felt liver pain.

Since he was a child, this son has been a lot of crookedness, and before he was eight years old, he couldn't catch him. After the age of ten, I can't beat him! His fake death was also recognized by him, and he was really suppressed by him everywhere!

He felt that this was also the case, so he went to participate in the imperial examination, but he didn't expect that for more than ten years, he didn't pass the first level of the exam.

"You are a martial arts master, don't you have any memory at all?" Murong Fu said.

"Shut up! Lao Ji is in the pang, and his ambition is thousands of miles! What do you yellow-mouthed kid know! Murong Bo was furious, he couldn't stand being sprayed by his own son! If he hadn't been able to defeat this rebel, he would have to teach him a lesson now and see who Lao Tzu was!

This person is Murong Bo.

"What is this old immortal doing? Did you pass the exam and become a lifter? Murong Fu was puzzled, that old immortal hadn't come back for several years, and he didn't know where he went.

The two walked together to Shenhezhuang, and after about half a cup of tea, they returned to Shenhezhuang. The chubby bag standing at the door of Shenhezhuang was different, and when he saw Murong Fu coming back, he hurriedly took the fishing rod, fish basket, bamboo hat and the like in Murong Fu's hand, and said, "Young master, that person is in the main hall." ”

Rao often saw his young master's abstract behavior, and Ah Zhu was also stunned.

"There are so many people who take the test every year, and out of 10,000 people, there are as few as three or five, and as many as seven or eight! Where is it so easy to test! Murong Bo said angrily.

Take a sip of lake water, and you don't count as the Air Force?

Are you fishing? Or do you want to come out and drink water?

"Don't be in a daze. Pig girl, go! Murong Fu patted Azhu's head and said.

"It's so easy to solve the test!" Murong Bo said with a sigh.

"It's useless! What a rebellion! It's better to find a place to retire! ”

I can't beat it, I can't say it! He's so hard!

"You came here today, could it be that the imperial examination has passed?" Murong Fu was not polite to this cheap father, and sat crookedly on the upper seat.

Back then, he faked his death and was arrested by Murong Fu, and Murong Fu told him. If you want to rebel, you will become a powerful minister through the imperial examination, and then learn to add Zhao Kuangyin's yellow robe. Although the chance of success is slim, it is much better than fighting on the rivers and lakes!

"Listening to your tone, you still haven't passed the test. From the seventh year of Xining to the eighth year of Yuanfeng, and then to the current four years of Yuanyou. It's been fifteen years! No way! No way! I can't pass the test if I can't solve it! When Murong Fu heard Murong Bo's words, he couldn't guess Murong Bo's subtext.

It's really ...... What a shame!

"You can't be bribe-free, right?" Murong Fu asked rhetorically, "No! No way! In this officialdom, you have to pay bribes and form gangs, you can't go the right way, and you won't go through the back door! No wonder nothing came of it! ”

Speaking of Dayan, Murong Fu was also speechless. This Great Yan is the Houyan established by Murong Chui of Xianbei in 384 AD. Since the destruction of the country in 409 A.D. to the fourth year of Yuan You (1090 A.D.), more than 680 years have passed.

What is the concept of 680 years? It is from the Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms to the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and then to the Northern Song Dynasty of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms!

During the Northern Song Dynasty, shouting about the restoration of Dayan, it is probably equivalent to the period of the Republic of China, the self-proclaimed descendants of Wanyan and Aguda, who want to restore the country!

It cannot be said that the brain is sick, it can only be said that he is delirious.

No wonder some people know that their Murong family is shouting about the descendants of the Yan Kingdom, there are no birds for them, and no one reports them!

Who thinks about this!

I'm afraid that others will treat the Murong family as fools!

What's more, they are hiding outside Gusu City, and the sixteen states of Yanyun, the homeland of Yan State, are in the hands of Liao State.

Carefully tasted the product, it was still full of irony.

"There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of those who have a heart!" Murong Bo took an exam once every three years, reading and writing Confucian classics all day long, and his mind was a little unclear. If you have this kind of chicken soup for the soul, you can open your mouth!

"Okay, okay, you can be a caring person yourself!" Murong Fu was too lazy to take care of this brain-dead, and was going to take a bath and eat, and then go fishing.

Sleep until you wake up naturally, fish until people are sleepy, this is the day of the gods!

"Fu'er! As a descendant of the royal family of the Yan Kingdom, how can you abandon the honor of your ancestors! When Murong Bo saw Murong Fu's figure, he couldn't help but say with tears in his eyes.

"......" Murong Fu said: "You have been away for many years, have you ever seen surnames such as Liu, Zhao, Li, Qi, Ji, Xiong, Chai, etc.?" ”

"Of course there is!"

"Didn't any of their ancestors ever be emperors? It's just that your surname Murong is so hypocritical! What a sickness! Murong Fu shook his sleeves and said.

“!!!”

Murong Bo's mind was blank, the surname Liu was not a remnant of the Han Dynasty? The Mo surnamed Zhao was not after the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States of Zhao? The surname Li may be the Tang Dynasty?

What's more, there is also a person surnamed Chai, who is......

The people on this street, counting hundreds of years or a thousand years, are all prominent. Compared with their Murong family, it is really ...... Don't go on a trip!

He "banged" and was paralyzed on the ground, only to feel that his faith in life had collapsed.

When Murong came back to the main hall, he saw a woman in a green shirt, with a melon seed face, elegant and beautiful, and said in a very nice voice: "Childe is spraying that person again!" ”

The old owner has been faking his death for many years, and now Murong Fu has the final say in Shenhe Village, so he has to call the old owner that person, so as not to expose that the old owner is not dead, which will increase the laughter.

"Green Girl, have you cooked?" Murong Fu knew that this was Ah Bi, and like Ah Zhu, she was his personal maid.

Although she is a maidservant, she is like a little sister.

“…… Son! Ah Bi's original smiling expression was gone, and he said with horizontal eyebrows: "The nickname given by the son is so ugly!" All day long, I call Sister Zhu Pig Sister, call me Green Sister, and call Miss Wang Little Wang. ”

Abi is an extremely gentle woman, even when she is angry, she speaks softly.

"It looks like there's no food to eat. I kept fishing! Murong Fu shook his head and prepared to continue fishing. I just took a sip of lake water, and I'm going to catch the fish no matter how much it happens!

Hearing Murong Fu's words, Ah Bi said again: "Childe came back early today, and I haven't cooked yet. If Childe is hungry, I'll do it, and I'll send it to Childe later. I wonder what Childe wants to eat today? ”

"I want to eat king crab!" Murong Fu said.

Ah Bi's eyelids jumped, she and Ah Zhu were more than ten years younger than Murong Fu, and when they were young, they often heard Murong Fu tell them stories, so they naturally knew that king crabs were crabs in the deep sea.

"The king crab is gone, but there are big hairy crabs in the lake!"

"King crab no, I want to eat sizzling squid!" Murong Fu said again.

"There is no squid, but there is vinegar fish in West Lake."

"Don't eat it, don't eat it, what is the vinegar fish worth eating!" Murong Fu said again: "There is no this, there is no that." Why don't you have some donkey broth? ”

"Gusu City hasn't killed a donkey for several days, and there hasn't been!" Abi continued to shake her head.

“…… Ay! Look at it, what do you eat! Murong Fu shook his head, gave up the idea of ordering food, and prepared to go out.

Even if you become an emperor, you can't eat king crab. This is how the world is!

At this time, a voice came from outside the village: "The little monk is the national teacher of Tubo, the abbot of the Great Wheel Temple, and the wisdom of Guma!" Many years ago, there was an old relationship with the owner of Murong Zhuang! Passing by Guizhuang today, I came to worship the owner of Murong Village! ”

"Old immortal, looking for you!" Murong Fu turned back to the people in the main hall and said.

When he turned around, he saw Murong Bo running towards the backyard, and it seemed that he was not going to meet with Gu Mozhi.

Look at your point!

It's Yanmen Pass again, it's fake death again, and others have to hide when they come to worship!

No bearing at all!

"Bao Gong, let him in!" Murong Fu said to Bao Wei in the courtyard.

Originally, Murong Fu had four ministers, namely Deng Baichuan, Gongye Qian, Bao Wei, and Evil. Except for the difference in bags, the other three were all dismissed by Murong Fu many years ago, and now they have their own family businesses.

The reason why there is no difference in the severance package is because I am afraid that the package is different, and I will be beaten to death when I go out.

Gumo Zhi is about fifty years old, and the treasure of birth is solemn, and he has the performance of a virtuous monk. It's not a single person, but a person.

The man was handsome and extraordinary, but he was dumbfounded and tied up by people.

It was the son of Dali who was snatched from Dali by Gu Mozhi, Duan Yu.

"I heard that Tubo Buddhism makes good use of human skin and human bones to make magic weapons, could it be that this little brother is the magic weapon of the Tubo national teacher?"

Gu Mozhi followed the subordinates of Shenhezhuang, crossed the courtyard, and came to the main hall of Shenhezhuang, and heard such a sentence. When he looked up, he saw a young man with bare feet and a cloth robe, sitting crookedly in the upper part of the main hall, and said with a mocking face.

This man is so rude!

Gu Mozhi was slightly angry in his heart, he was the protector of the country of Tubo, how respectful was his status? Not to mention that in the Tubo Kingdom, even if he came to the imperial court of the Great Song Dynasty, Dali, Liao State, and Western Xia, the monarchs of various countries would also be treated as honored guests, not to mention that he was an old friend of Mr. Murong.

This time when he came to worship the tomb, Murong Gongzi didn't go out to greet him, and when he saw him coming, he didn't receive him ceremoniously, which was really rude!

"Your Excellency, isn't it Murong Fu's son, who is known as a barefoot son in Gusu City?" Gu Mozhi didn't answer Murong Fu's words, but said.

The barefoot son is Murong Fu's nickname in Gusu City. Everyone in the whole city knows that there is a fool who is the young owner of Shenhezhuang, who likes to touch fish and catch shrimp the most in his life, and does not like to eat and wear shoes.

"Not bad! I am! If you worship, I will take you to the Houzhuang cemetery! If you don't have candle paper money or anything like that, I can prepare it! Murong Fu said with a smile.

The bag standing next to him was different, and he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh.

His son-in-law's words are getting worse and worse.

Others came empty-handed to worship, but he was ready to spend candle paper money, which was simply yin and yang!

Gu Mozhi also heard the meaning of Murong Fu's words, his face turned dark, and he felt that he was being regarded as a liar who fought the autumn wind.

"Murong Gongzi will be mistaken! The little monk had an appointment with Mr. Murong back then, and wanted to borrow the Dali Duan's Six Veins Divine Sword Sutra to give him a look. This covenant has not been fulfilled, and it has been lingering. Fortunately, Duan Gongzi remembered this scripture in his heart, and he was helpless, only he took it to Mr. Murong's tomb and incinerated it, so that the little monk would not lose his trust in the old man! Kumachi said slowly. He said that he was not here to fight the autumn breeze, and that he had something more important than spending candle paper money!

That's – keep your word!

The so-called thousands of miles to send goose feathers, the gift is light and affectionate. Isn't it more important for him to fulfill his promise than to spend candles and paper money?

"Oh? Dali Duan's Six Veins Divine Sword Sutra? Murong Fu said with a smile: "That Dali Duan clan is in a safe corner, and there are no famous masters in the rivers and lakes!" Presumably, the Six-Vein Divine Sword is nothing more than that! You might as well make this human skin into a scripture, and call yourself a bone flute on the leg bones, and worship one or two in front of the tomb, which can also reflect sincerity! ”

Gu Mozhi's eyelids jumped, and he was about to say something, when he heard Duan Yu, who was tied up by five flowers, say: "You person, why are you so vicious!" ”

"Yikes! So you're not dumb! Murong Fu said in surprise.

"Master, this person is not very good!" Murong Fu said to Gu Mozhi again.

"What's wrong!" Gu Mozhi said with a gloomy face, he could see that this Murong Fu looked down on him at all.

"This man is not dumb and can swear! If you pray, you'll have to find a dumb person to make a ritual weapon! In this way, he has never cursed in his life, and his soul is the purest! ”

(End of chapter)