Chapter 70: Today's Rules Have Changed
Zhu Yuanzhang was moved in his heart when he heard this, and felt that this was a good way, thinking of the ugly words like a dog crawling on Li Wei's book, he should indeed let him practice hard!
"Well, this method is very good, so let's do it, Li Wei, you take Ru Taisu's article and go outside the noon gate to copy it a hundred times, Han Yike, you will supervise."
"Wechen obeys!" Han Yike agreed forcefully, and glared at Li Wei when he was done.
Li Wei was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I still have something to do, I don't have time to write!" ”
"It's okay, you don't have to write all day, you can take the time, there will always be time squeezing!" Ru Taisu hurriedly said.
He also took the time to write, after all, he was also a waiter, and it was impossible to write and play outside the noon gate all day long.
Li Wei glanced at him in surprise, how did you, an ancient, know about Mr. Lu Xun's sponge theory?
"Alright, that's it."
Zhu Yuanzhang made up his mind, and Li Wei could only reluctantly accept this cruel reality.
Ru Taisu's revenge was avenged, and he smiled, Han Yike was selfless and expressionless, as for Hong Yi, although he was slightly dissatisfied, he saw that His Majesty had punished him anyway, so he didn't insist anymore.
After the next court, Li Wei held a bucket in one hand and a large brush that Ru Taisu used to use in the other.
Since the last time Ru Taisu "wrote" the street outside the noon gate with millions of words, this thing has also become popular, and after it has been enlarged and lengthened, it has become the kind of mop commonly used in later generations.
Having said that, this thing was also invented by Li Wei himself, and he didn't expect that one day he would also suffer the consequences.
Li Wei walked in front with a black face, the upright Han Yike followed on the left, and the overjoyed Ru Taisu followed on the right.
Originally, Li Wei wrote Han Yike to supervise, and there was nothing for him here, but on this happy moment of revenge and celebration all over the world, how could Ru Taisu miss it!
Outside the noon gate, Ru Taisu took out a thick book: "Master Li, give, copy it quickly, time waits for no one." ”
Li Wei glanced at the thickness of the book, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Lord Ru, are you sure that this is an article?" ”
"Of course, the old man said it in front of the saint, how dare he lie?"
Li Wei grinded his teeth, took this "article" and flipped through it, there was not a single punctuation mark in the whole article, and he couldn't understand what was written.
Under the gaze of Han Yike and Ru Taisu, Li Wei took a deep breath, dipped his pen in water, was serious, and meticulously wrote down three big words: a hundred times!
"Hahaha, it's done!"
Li Weiwei laughed three times, threw the pen away, and was about to leave.
Ru Taisu and Han Yike were dumbfounded!
Ru Taisu was in a hurry, and grabbed him: "You stop, how dare you do this, you are guilty of bullying the king, you know?" ”
Han Yike also quickly moved to intercept Li Wei's way.
The old god Li Wei said: "That's what Your Majesty ordered, I'm doing what I do!" ”
"How can you do what you are told?"
"What did Your Majesty say?"
"Your Majesty said that you should take my article and copy it a hundred times outside the noon gate!"
"Did I get your article?"
Ru Taisu looked at the "article" in his hand and said, "Take it." ”
"Did I write 'a hundred times'?"
"You! This hundred times is not a hundred times! Ru Taisu said angrily, he finally got revenge, but he couldn't let him mess around like this.
"What Lord Ru said is right!" Han Yike said righteously.
"How do you know it's not? Are you Your Majesty or are Your Majesty's Majesty? ”
“……”
“……”
The two of them were a little dizzy for a while.
"In this way, you wait here, and I will go to Your Majesty to ask for clarification! You are not allowed to go! Han Yushi, look at him and don't let him run! ”
Han Yike nodded: "Lord Ru, go ahead, I will watch him." ”
Ru Taisu was guaranteed, so she went into the palace to ask Zhu Yuanzhang for advice.
Han Yike stared at Li Wei without blinking.
Li Wei glanced at him.
After a while, after Ru Taisu disappeared at the palace gate, Li Wei suddenly said in the direction where Ru Taisu left with a puzzled face: "Huh? Why are you back again? Have you met Your Majesty? ”
Han Yike also turned around and looked at it in confusion when he heard this, and Li Wei immediately ran away!
When Han Yi could see that there was no one around, he turned around blankly, Li Wei had already run out for more than ten meters, Han Yike's face suddenly changed, and he shouted angrily, "Stop!" And he chased after him.
Li Wei rushed all the way back to the Yamen of the Ministry of Industry, although he was not far away, he was still tired and out of breath.
Han Yike is much better, and he is not tired of being like a bear like Li Wei while chasing and shouting.
"Someone, stop him for me!"
Li Wei hurriedly called someone when he entered the door, and several errand officers didn't know why, but when they heard the order, they hurriedly stopped in front of Han Yike.
"Master Li, hurry up and go back with me!"
Li Wei gasped for breath and slowed down for a long time before he cut off, ignored him, and went back to his room by himself.
Han Yike followed behind him, and the servants didn't dare to go too far, so they could only stop him from getting close to Li Wei.
"Master Li, do you want to resist the decree!" Han Yike shouted.
"How can I be considered a protest, Your Majesty didn't ask for it to be written today."
"Then you can't just write those words and run away!"
"Okay, I'm still busy, Han Yushi, please take care of yourself."
After saying that, Li Wei didn't care about him anymore, and recruited his own errands, these errands were issued by the imperial court, and they were all criminals and prisoners of war who had committed crimes, and their status was low, in fact, they were official slaves, and no one would care if they were killed by officials. Despite this, these errand officers often show off their power in front of the common people by virtue of their official status.
Some officials would send the servants assigned to them home privately, and then collect some money from them to serve in the army, which was the so-called soap silver, which later became firewood salary and was recognized by the imperial court.
However, at this time, this thing is still in a state of unspoken rules, and Li Wei is not short of this money, so he never thought of doing it.
Calling his own servants, Li Wei first reprimanded him with a straight face: "In the future, I will do whatever I tell you to do, don't grind, you know!" ”
"The villain knows, the villain knows!"
Seeing Li Wei's unhappy face, everyone hurriedly responded cautiously.
Han Yike: "Master Li, when are you going to write outside the noon gate?" ”
Li Wei nodded: "Well, just remember it, go to someone and find Sun Jian for me." ”
He didn't forget the hatred of yesterday's meal, although it was Zhao Jun's complaint, but this matter still had to be recorded on Sun Jian's head!
Han Yike: "Master Li, did you hear me?" ”
"Yes, my lord, I'll go."
An errand officer hurriedly set off to find someone, and Li Wei took a leisurely sip of tea.
Han Yike: "Li Shilang!! ”
After a while, the messenger led Sun Jian to the door.
Sun Jian didn't want to come, but Shangguan called him, and he couldn't do it if he didn't come.
Arriving at the door, he cautiously looked at the threshold, then cautiously stepped out with his right foot, and then walked in.
"The lower official pays a visit to Lord Shilang, I don't know what the Lord has to call him?"
Sun Jian said respectfully.
Li Wei gently put down the tea bowl and asked, "Are you the first to step into the left foot or the right foot today?" ”
Sun Jian tightened his whole body, and said secretly, and hurriedly replied: "Right foot and right foot, the lower official remembers the rules of adults, and there is absolutely no mistake!" ”
"Oh." Li Wei lightly agreed, and then said: "Today's rules have changed, you have to step on your left foot first." ”
"Shishsh...... What? Why? The lower official did not complain to His Majesty again! Sun Jian stammered.