Chapter 34: You're a Granite, aren't you?

It seems as if the rain will not stop.

Chen Yun waited in Jin Qiaoqiao's boudoir for two hours, not only did he not expect the heavy rain to stop, but on the contrary, the rain fell even more.

During this period, he was invited to dinner by Jin Qiaoqiao.

Chen Yun suspected that Jin Qiaoqiao was a demon, so he agreed, but in fact he didn't eat a single dish.

On the contrary, Jin Qiaoqiao didn't know if she was in a good mood, and drank a little wine.

No, as soon as a few maids put away the tableware and closed the door, Jin Qiaoqiao was so strong that Chen Yun helped him back inside to rest.

"Ouch, my head is a little dizzy."

Jin Qiaoqiao half leaned on Chen Yun's arms, acting very delicate.

It's fine that she doesn't speak.

As soon as he spoke, a faint smell of wine and an unknown fragrance came to his face.

Chen Yun instinctively looked down, only to see Jin Qiaoqiao's cheeks flying, her delicate red lips close at hand, as if she could kiss each other as long as she leaned over.

His heart pounded inexplicably.

Now Jin Qiaoqiao is slightly drunk, and he is very active, as if he can do something indescribable as long as he is willing.

It's just that Chen Yun has been malnourished since he was a child, and his body and bones have not yet grown, so he is really a thief who is incapacitated.

Moreover, he felt that Jin Qiaoqiao was wrong from the beginning, and he was on guard.

Therefore, Chen Yun hurriedly turned his head away and did not stare at Jin Qiaoqiao.

He quickened his pace and helped Jin Qiaoqiao to the pink splendid bed, "Miss Qiao, lie down." ”

Jin Qiaoqiao seemed to be complaining, her hands took the initiative to hook Chen Yun's neck, and said with a slight snort: "No, I want you to carry me to bed." ”

Chen Yun: "......"

Nima!

Are you really my child?

As long as you are a normal person, you can see that there is something wrong with you!

Although in this society similar to the ancient Tang Dynasty in China, women are relatively open, but they are not open enough to meet a man a few times, right?

Chen Yun estimated that although Jin Qiaoqiao had ulterior motives, he didn't know about men and women, so he would only blindly use his "body" to seduce himself.

If it was a normal ancient man, he would definitely be dizzy.

After all, throwing into arms is something to brag about for the vast majority of men.

can be accompanied by beauties, and there is bragging capital afterwards, who is not tempted?

Chen Yun had long been on guard, how could he be seduced by him?

Even his suspicions intensified.

Could it be that she is really a demon?

It's just that the Tao is not enough, and only by doing things can you absorb people's yang energy?

Not to mention, he was half right.

Although He Xiangu is not a demon, she was accepted as an apprentice by Lu Dongbin when she was a teenager, and she has never experienced the relationship between men and women, so she naturally does not know any "seduction" skills, and instinctively only tempts physically.

Fortunately, it was He Xiangu who replaced Zhong Liquan to test Chen Yun this time, revealing so many flaws.

If Zhong Liquan tried it himself, I am afraid that unless Chen Yun really has a firm desire to seek the Tao, he will be confused no matter what.

Thinking that something was wrong, Chen Yun suddenly felt that Jin Qiaoqiao, who was holding him, looked like a hot potato.

He quickly broke free from the other party's encirclement and hastily pushed the other party onto the bed.

"Ouch." Jin Qiaoqiao shouted, she propped her arms on the bed, lifted the hem of her skirt a little, put on a posture of Ren Jun's tasting, and then reached out and patted her legs, "Daochang Chen, sit down." ”

Chen Yunxin said that you are stupid to me.

Reluctant things can be done quickly, but what's the use of losing your life?

Besides, his current ability to be fast is not very strong, and he really doesn't have much desire in this regard.

He sternly refused: "Qiao girl, please respect yourself!" ”

Jin Qiaoqiao saw that this trick didn't work, and immediately changed his way.

"Uh......h Whining. ”

She sat on the bed and sobbed softly.

In Jin Qiaoqiao's view, men can't see women crying the most.

She put on a pitiful appearance, and Chen Yun is bound to pity the jade.

Who knew that Chen Yun turned around and walked out directly, "Qiao girl, farewell!" ”

Jin Qiaoqiao: "......"

You're a granite man, aren't you?

She was confused by Chen Yun's attitude.

It's just that she doesn't know if Chen Yun is a true gentleman or if she is pretending to be herself.

The real character has not been tested yet.

Naturally, how could Jin Qiaoqiao just let Chen Yun go?

She suddenly sat up straight, and her tone was playful: "Daochang Chen, if you take two more steps, I will shout insults, and when the family members come and capture her and send her to the yamen, you and I will not look good on our faces." ”

Chen Yun was helpless, turned around, frowned tightly and said straightforwardly: "Miss Qiao, let's say, what is your purpose, if Chen can be satisfied, please don't harm me again." ”

"I don't have any purpose." Jin Qiaoqiao's eyes were full of autumn waves, and he said: "I just saw that Daochang Chen was handsome, and I was happy, and I wanted to talk to you for a while." ”

Chen Yun said: "It's okay to chat for a while, but please don't do that." ”

Jin Qiaoqiao blinked, "Which one?" ”

Chen Yun didn't bother to argue with her, "You know it in your own heart." ”

"Okay, can't I do it to you?" Jin Qiaoqiao patted the edge of the bed again, "You sit here." ”

Chen Yun shook his head, "No, I can chat with you while standing." ”

Jin Qiaoqiao saw that he didn't get in the oil and salt, so he had to threaten again: "If you don't sit down again, I'm really going to shout insults." ”

I'll go!

Are you going to eat me?

Not to mention, Chen Yun was really afraid of Jin Qiaoqiao's trouble.

Don't wait until you actually put yourself in jail.

When the time comes, don't talk about asking about immortality, it's already good to not be guilty.

He endured the displeasure in his heart, so he had to walk slowly to the edge of the bed, and then sat down at a distance from Jin Qiaoqiao, "I'm sitting here, don't overdo it." ”

"Well, according to you, all according to you."

Jin Qiaoqiao said so, but the person moved over.

Chen Yun wanted to hide.

Jin Qiaoqiao said: "I called!" ”

Chen Yun's teeth itched, but he didn't have a way to take her, so he had to let the other party get close.

Fortunately, this time Jin Qiaoqiao didn't act as profligate as she did just now, but just quietly leaned on Chen Yun's arm and began to sell miserably, "Alas, in fact, I don't want to do this." ”

Chen Yun was puzzled and said, "Oh." ”

Jin Qiaoqiao said to herself, "My mother died when I was three years old, and my father was busy with officialdom, so it can be said that I have been lonely since I was ...... child."

She babbled on and on about her experiences from childhood to adulthood.

It's nothing more than that she has a hard time, although the family has money, but her heart is unhappy and something.

These words sound quite pitiful.

It's just that Chen Yun traveled from the modern society of the information explosion, and his logical ability is very strong, and after listening a little, he found that the story told by Jin Qiaoqiao was full of loopholes.

He said in his heart that the female technician in the foot bath shop made up nonsense is more credible and pitiful than you.

What would a female technician say, such as a father's gamble on his mother's sick brother to study.

You're good, your family is wealthy, and you told me that you have Yuyu disease?

Am I likely to believe in your wickedness?

Chen Yun simply didn't answer, and let Jin Qiaoqiao talk to himself.

It took about a little while.

Jin Qiaoqiao saw that Chen Yun was unmoved, so he had to change his method again.

She took the initiative to hook Chen Yun's neck again.

Chen Yun instinctively wanted to hide.

Jin Qiaoqiao took out the set just now, "I called!" ”

Chen Yun rolled his eyes, "Are you just going to do this trick over and over again?" ”

Jin Qiaoqiao smiled and said, "Who made you eat this trick?" ”

Chen Yun was pinched by her, and he wanted to hide but was afraid that the other party would really scream, so he had to let the other party hug him.

At this time, Jin Qiaoqiao became dishonest again.

She blew hot air in Chen Yun's ear, and grabbed Chen Yun's hand again, "People are distressed, you touch it for me, do you have any heart disease." ”

Chen Yun was really afraid that he couldn't help it, so he wouldn't be killed by the other party.

He quickly withdrew his hand and warned, "If you do this again, I'll really leave." ”

"If you dare to go, I will dare to scream!" Jin Qiaoqiao threatened again.

No matter how good Chen Yun's temper is, he is also angry when he is threatened by women one after another, "You call, it's a big deal that I'll be imprisoned!" ”

Yes, he is betting that his intuition is accurate, and the other party has other plans, and he will not really call up and escort himself to the yamen and put him in prison.

What should I do if I make a mistake?

Chen Yun also has a way.

What's the solution?

It's as simple as first raising your hand next to your nose and then ...... And then what, pinched his nose and confessed.

Luckily, I got it right!

Jin Qiaoqiao's movements froze, and she seemed to be a little unsure of how to deal with the current situation.

Chen Yun saw through the other party's move.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he simply broke free from the other party's jade arm, "I'm leaving, if you want to call, just call, I, Chen Yun, am not afraid to go to prison." ”

With that, he walked straight out and plunged headlong into the heavy rain.

This time, Jin Qiaoqiao didn't stop it.

She sat upright for a moment, looking out with interest.

"This kid is strong-willed, and his desire to seek the truth seems to be very resolute, and he seems to be a malleable talent."

Between the words, Jin Qiaoqiao's whole body was full of fresh energy, turning into a gorgeous woman holding a lotus flower in her hand.

It is none other than He Xiangu, one of the Eight Immortals.

Of course, this is not a deity, but one of the billions of doppelgangers of the Yang God.

Not only Jin Qiaoqiao and all the people of the Jin family are the incarnation of He Xiangu.

Including the few people who asked for directions when Chen Yun came, they were actually her incarnations.

The moment Jin Qiaoqiao turned back into He Xiangu, the surrounding mansions and pavilions gradually became illusory and disappeared.

At the same time, the heavy rain stopped suddenly.

The dark clouds in the sky were removed, revealing a starry night sky.

He Xiangu's figure gradually faded, and he was still secretly thinking in his heart, "As long as he can pass the level of power, it should be worthy of the ancestor to include him in the missionary temple, this matter, try again in a few days." ”

Suddenly, He Xiangu, whose original form was about to disappear, recondensed her figure.

She looked south with a puzzled face, "Huh? What a demonic aura! No, I'll go up and take a look, and secretly escort him back to the Taoist temple, otherwise this kid will definitely die when he encounters demons. ”