"Whoa...... Whoa...... Whoa......"

Xue San sat in the barrel, rubbing his body.

This wooden barrel is from Huotoujun, it is not a bath bucket, it is usually only used to carry water, but for Xue San's figure, it is enough, and there is even a surplus.

"Hey, you say, will something happen to our lord and that general?"

Xue San asked Liang Cheng who was sitting at the other end of the tent while taking a bath.

Liang Cheng glanced at Xue San and said, "The dog's nose is not as good as your spirit." ”

"Hehe, that's, even if it's Siniang's disguise technique, it can't hide my nose."

"Including?"

"............" Xue San.

Yes! Yes!!!!!!!

Xue San screamed and slapped his body with water, this was already the fifth bucket of water.

As an assassin, it is normal to sneak attack from behind, and Xue San can't remember how many prey he has killed from behind, but this kind of prey is really the first time.

For this reason, Xue San could only think that when he pulled the dagger down in the other party's body, he added a lot of dark energy, and the original intention was to smash the organs in the other party's body together, who knew that the centrifugal force was too great......

"You are not allowed to talk about this, and you must not tell them when you go back!" Xue San said very seriously to Liang Cheng.

Liang Cheng shook his head indifferently.

Xue San continued to wash his body and returned to the previous topic:

"According to the normal plot, female characters dressed as men are likely to be admitted to the room by the protagonist, and they may be hypocritical at first, but slowly they will give up on the protagonist."

"Plot?"

"That's right, isn't Zhao Min in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" like this?

The same example, there are many more.

In reality, when a woman likes a man, she has to look at the man's appearance, personality, sincerity and net worth;

But in literary and artistic works, as long as those authors want to, they can always find a reason for countless women to stick to the protagonist. ”

Liang Cheng took out the water bladder a little helplessly, unplugged it, took a sip, and said:

"That's fiction."

If it weren't for the inconvenience of going out now, with Liang Cheng's character, he really wouldn't choose to sit here and watch the dwarf take a bath naked while bragging with the dwarf.

"I said, dead zombies, you can't forget your roots, have you forgotten where we came from?"

Liang Cheng frowned slightly when he heard this, there are some things that can be accepted a long time ago, but acceptance is not the same as understanding.

"For others, it may be just a comic, but for us, it's our life."

"Hehe, I don't have time to think about philosophy with you, hey, I regret it now that I think about it, when the Lord went out, I only had time to tell the Lord that the general in red armor was a woman, but I didn't tell the Lord properly."

"Tell what?"

"Tell the lord, if you get to the other party's big tent, no matter whether there are guards at the door or not, as long as the other party asks you to wait for a while and wait for the report before coming in, then you must not wait, and rush in directly!"

"Why?"

"For the general was probably in the bath, and then the Lord filled it in by chance, and then he was able to see her body;

Next, the female general will be ashamed and annoyed, and may order the Lord to be punished, but the Lord, as the first man to see her body other than her father, will definitely leave a very deep impression on her heart, and then ............"

"Then she had the Lord pushed out and cut down, the Lord."

"Forehead ........."

Xue San grabbed his hair a little helplessly, and said melancholy: "You are a vulgar person." ”

"It's you who are unrealistic."

"Life is always more artistic than art, you must know that this is the first female character to be on the stage in this world since the Lord woke up, nothing happens, nothing rubs out, and no foreshadowing, it seems that it is really unreasonable."

Liang Cheng didn't want to talk anymore, he felt that this dwarf was not only not physically well-developed, but also his brain might be a little affected.

Perhaps, Qin Siyu is this type of person, because he has always been shorter than his peers, and because he is not in good health, he likes to stay at home, but his mind is full of fantasies.

And this kind of character and habits are also completely inherited by his character Xue San.

"Think about it, that woman, since she can disguise herself as a man to command the army, hehe, her status is definitely not low, if she is really accepted by the Lord, it is also a boost for us, which is equivalent to someone taking the initiative to send venture capital in the entrepreneurial stage, and also taking the initiative to let you accept it.

It is done, and the most we have lost is the Lord's thousands of sons and grandchildren. ”

"She doesn't deserve it."

"Well, don't say that, our lord is still very good."

"I'm talking about that woman, she's not worthy of the Lord."

Xue San frowned slightly, hung his arms on the bucket, and looked at Liang Cheng:

"Nima, are you licking so shamelessly now?"

"With us, the Lord can marry the best woman in the world."

When Xue San heard this, he was stunned for a moment, his eyes blinked, he couldn't deny this sentence, and even agreed with this sentence in his heart, however, after a short silence, Xue San still asked:

"But right now, we're still weak. Those barbarians are nothing, and if we go it alone, even the kind of people who glow on their bodies, we can kill them with our own ability and experience.

Ordinary soldiers, one by one, are sent to death, five or six, at most it takes a little effort, but what if there are twenty, fifty, a hundred?

You have also seen the cavalry of the Yan Kingdom, if on the plain, without the help of terrain advantages, fifty cavalry will take turns to rush at you, even if you are a zombie, how many rounds can you survive? ”

Liang Cheng turned his head sideways, glanced at the injury on his left arm, and said:

"We've only recovered a little."

From everyone's peak, from everyone's real strength, what everyone has recovered now is really just the tip of the iceberg.

"Who knows how it can be recovered a little more? If we really recover more, it will not be our Lord who will go up to see the woman, but we will bind the woman directly from the host and send her to the Lord's bed. ”

"Don't tell me, you didn't find out."

"Found what?" Xue San showed curiosity.

"The strength of the Lord." Liang Cheng replied.

Xue San's mind immediately came to mind the barbarian cavalry who had been hacked to death by the Lord.

"You mean, how much can our power recover, and whether it can be further restored, the key is still in the Lord?"

"All I know is that before the Lord woke up, we were just ordinary people."

"Ha, besides, how long has the Lord been awake, and his strength has suddenly become comparable to that of an adult male who has been exercising all year round, when I marched before, I always thought that the Lord would not be able to support it, but he persevered."

Perhaps, the Lord himself has not really discovered and realized this;

That is,

progressive,

It may not be just us. ”

………………

Zheng Fan came to the outside of the military tent, but outside, there were not many soldiers guarding, only the old man with a sword stood alone at the entrance of the tent.

didn't let Zheng Fan wait, as soon as Zheng Fan came over, the old man reached out and lifted the curtain, signaling that Zheng Fan could go in.

After entering, he had already learned from Xue San that this was a general dressed as a man and a woman, and he was not taking a bath.

She was still wearing her conspicuous red armor, kneeling behind the table, flipping through some letterheads, and between her eyebrows, there was a heroic spirit circulating.

After Zheng Fan came in, he hesitated and knelt down on one knee.

"Meet the General."

As for the "last general", there is no more to say.

The general threw the letterhead in his hand on the table, and looked at Zheng Fan who was kneeling below him with great interest.

"You have made a lot of contributions this time, and I want to reward you."

Zheng Fan didn't speak, just raised his head and looked at her.

In particular, I paid more attention to the Adam's apple, but because of the armor, I couldn't see it very clearly.

The most important thing is that because of the armor, I don't know what the figure of this woman is.

After all, the awakening effect of armor is comparable to b

A is much stronger.

Zheng Fan didn't know why he was actually thinking about these things in his head now, probably, because he was a little nervous, so he subconsciously diverged his thinking.

Men have two brains, both of which look like walnuts, and in general, one big bag tends to dull the other brain while it is running.

And the general was also a little embarrassed, after all, the superiors seemed to be used to it, and when they said who they wanted to reward, the people below showed their loyalty again, shouting their allegiance to the boss, and there was nothing else to ask for.

Of course, this can't be taken seriously, but everyone seems to pay attention to this process.

And right now, this man doesn't seem to have any plans to cooperate with his performance.

A smile appeared on the corner of the general's mouth, and he said:

"Two rewards, you can choose for yourself;

One is to enter my pro-military camp and become a family member of my Li family, and after two years, whether to go out or continue to stay in this house, the road is much more spacious.

Another, you're from Tiger Head City, right? ”

"Yes."

"The Ministry of War and the Ministry of Households issued an edict a few days ago, because in recent years there have been more and more horse bandits harassing caravans, requiring each fortress city to form its own merchant protection team.

But there was no money or armament at all, which meant that it was for a weave of three hundred men, and as for the rest, it was up to the localities themselves.

Therefore, this second reward is the Captain of the Protector in the Hutou City area. ”

Speaking of this, the general himself felt a little unable to continue, paused, and continued:

"Forget it, after the army starts tomorrow, you can go back to the Li family with me, and the future will not be ......"

"I'll pick the second one!"

Zheng Fan immediately raised his head and said.

The general's voice suddenly froze,

Seemingly a little incredulous, he asked again:

"Elect...... Which one? ”

Zheng Fan replied again without hesitation:

"Article 2."

I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, I am in Hutou City, and there are seven demon kings under my hands, and I call myself the master all day long.

I have a brain disease and run to you to be a housekeeper?

The most important point is that

Zheng Fan knew how many catties and taels he had, and this time he was just playing soy sauce, and Liang Cheng gave him a head to take it.

If you really leave these men and go out alone,

Zheng Fan felt that he didn't know how to die.

"You, won't regret it?"

Zheng Fan took a deep breath, shook his head very seriously, and said:

"No regrets."

"Can you tell me why? My Li family's family is so unsightly for you? ”

Zheng Fan immediately replied:

"Tiger Head City is my home, and I am reluctant to leave it."