Negotiator: Blind
"Someone is dead?"
Zheng Fan wanted to reach out and pull his hair fiercely, which was a common action he used to use when creating comic card plots.
The big guy worked all day, ambushed, killed and ran a marathon, but the person he rescued was killed?
Funny?
"I'll see."
The blind man took a step forward and got into the carriage.
Zheng Fan also went up with him, and the rest of the people could only stand next to the carriage and watch.
In the carriage, the blind man Bei's hand was on Ding Hao's wrist, his eyes closed, and his expression was serious.
"How's the pulse?" Zheng Fan asked.
The blind man sighed, his expression becoming more solemn.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Lord."
"Huh?"
"I'm a psychiatrist."
"............" Zheng Fan.
The blind man shook his head and said, "I guess it's no show, my pulse and breathing are gone." ”
"This man, just dead?"
"Yes."
Zheng Fan couldn't laugh or cry, let out a long breath, and said:
"Okay, then bury this guy."
"It's a waste if it's buried, isn't there always a flower in the flower garden in the backyard, chop it up and ferment it to make fertilizer, and the guys who died in the yard before were treated like this."
Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment,
He really often feels out of place with these men because he is not perverted enough.
But since it was the suggestion of the blind man, Zheng Fan could only hold back the discomfort in his heart, nodded and said:
"Okay, that's it."
As soon as the words fell,
Ding Hao's eyes opened.
"This ...... This guy woke up, not dead! ”
Zheng Fan pointed to Ding Hao's face and said in shock.
The blind man didn't seem to be surprised at all, but had a clear mind and had time to pat a sycophant:
"It is worthy of being the Lord's teacher, after being contaminated with the Lord's luck, the natural auspicious people have their own natural appearance."
Zheng Fan instinctively felt that something was wrong, but the blind man immediately continued:
"Lord, after all, it is a teacher who worships others, and some necessary etiquette and treatment still need to be negotiated, please leave this matter to me, and my subordinates promise that tomorrow, the Lord can start real cultivation."
In this world, truly cultivate!
Zheng Fan nodded, he actually knew in his heart that this thing was pretending to be dead before, but he believed in the ability of the blind man Bei, so he obediently got out of the car first.
But there is still a word of advice:
"Have a good talk and try not to be rude."
The blind man nodded in response.
After only two people left in the carriage, the blind man Bei and Ding Hao,
The blind man Bei's empty eyes looked at Ding Hao,
Said slowly:
"You're a good turtle,
Okay, let's talk about it. ”
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The house of the ancients paid attention to a few in and several out, but it was different from the courtyard houses of later generations, and the "new inn" was now put together by two houses one after the other, so even if there were many servants and girls who had lived, the unused area was still very large.
The blind man found an empty room and asked Fan Li to put Ding Hao on the chair, and he personally moved a chair and sat opposite Ding Hao.
Siniang also came, and she naturally knew that this way of negotiation would probably not be so civilized, so she was ready to watch from the side, and there might be a chance to make her own move.
Siniang, who has opened countless brothel clubs, is best at torture.
She had created a set of punishments of her own, which was to manipulate an embroidery thread to swim and wriggle inside your body, and then slowly begin to force your brain as you perceive it clearly.
No matter which brain is up and down, it is extremely terrifying.
"Blind, if you need me to do something, just say it."
Siniang continued to weave the things in her hand, this is a scarf, originally, I wanted to knit a hat, but I thought that the lord would go to work in the yamen in a few days, and there should be military uniforms and armor at that time, so I changed it to a scarf.
The blind man shook his head, stretched out his hand and pointed at Ding Hao in front of him, and said:
"This is the Lord's teacher, and we have to honor him."
"Yo, you're still going to convince people with reason?"
"But isn't it, I don't know why, since I became blind, I have become more and more fond of reasoning with people, and my anger is not so prosperous."
Ding Hao just leaned back in his chair, his arms behind his head to keep his balance, and he didn't say anything, just like I just watched you quietly pretending to be forced.
Finally, the blind man began to talk about business.
"Let me introduce myself first, as you can see, I am a blind man, a wasted person, fortunately the master did not give up, reward me with a mouthful of food, you can call me blind, if you want to be polite, you can call me Mr. North.
Alas, you and I are both wasted people, your tendons have been broken, I am blind, I think, we are all fallen people at the end of the world, we should be able to have that feeling of sympathy, right? ”
"Wasted?"
Ding Hao stared at the blind man carefully, as if he wanted to confirm whether the other party was joking.
You know,
Shortly before,
It was the blind man in front of him, who called himself a "waste man", in front of him, with an erhu string, to sring off the head of the assassin who killed Wang Li.
"We are a very friendly group, we have always been committed to world peace and development, and we are a moderate organization.
The purpose of our organization is love and peace, no war, no killing, no harm. ”
The blind man North is talking nonsense in a serious way,
Then he clasped his hands together and arched his hands upward,
"Our master, he has always wanted to be a warrior, he has always had a chivalrous dream, to eliminate violence and peace, and to be chivalrous and righteous.
Therefore, I invite you to come to our master, to be a teacher, to teach him the method of martial arts cultivation. ”
In the previous paragraph, Ding Hao automatically blocked it directly in his mind, but it was the latter paragraph that made Ding Hao's eyes narrow, and he immediately smiled:
"You guys, you want me, a waste person, to teach the person behind you how to practice martial arts?"
"Yes."
The blind man nodded seriously.
Immediately, Ding Hao's face showed a strong look of disappointment, he pursed his lips, and muttered:
"Hehe, I thought you were sent by the imperial court."
"Now, we're not."
Blind North replied.
"Oh?" Ding Hao continued to ask with some doubts: "You guys, are you from the imperial court?" ”
"Well, you can understand it this way, because our master is going to take up his post in the Yamen of Hutou City in two days, and he is a school captain."
Captain, this official position is a general title, because of the chaos of the official system of the Yan State, basically, anyone who is out of the level of a petty soldier centurion can be called a captain.
Of course, here, the meaning of the blind north actually means that we can also be called the imperial court in the future.
"Since you are a member of the imperial court, why do you dare to do such a thing?"
"I think these are trivial questions, if the court finds out, of course the court can ask, but you, you shouldn't ask this question."
"Why?"
"Because if we don't make a move, you're dead, and it's impossible for you to sit in front of me and ask this question."
"Yes."
"Let's talk about the treatment, as long as you can teach our master martial arts, during your time as a teacher, we will ensure your safety, as well as fine food and clothing, and special service, in addition, the salary will also be ............"
Ding Hao suddenly interrupted the blind man's words and said:
"I said I agreed to be your ............ Is that master's teacher? ”
Siniang put down the knitted fabric in her hand and took the initiative to take two steps forward.
The blind man raised his hand and blocked Siniang.
"What, are you going to be executed?"
A very disdainful smile appeared on Ding Hao's face.
He has been an officer, killed his boss's entire family, been a horse bandit, and after being captured by the Zhenbei Army, he has also been tortured.
Of course, he used the turtle breath gong to pretend to be dead before, thinking about whether he could escape by fishing in troubled waters.
But at the moment, he is not extremely insistent on refusing to teach, but this matter, just like doing business, you make a price, I bargain, everyone can nag well.
Even if his life is pinched by others now, Ding Hao doesn't care at all, because he is already a rotten life, and he really has nothing to be reluctant to.
"Yo yo yo, the slave family has seen too much of the kind of guy who was a hero who tortured a dog and a bear before the execution, you let ............"
"Siniang, I said, this is the Lord's teacher."
Siniang showed a trace of anger on her face, but she still took a step back.
"Since he is the Lord's teacher, we must respect him, after all, in the future, the Lord needs to learn the path of martial arts from him."
"But he ............"
Blind Manbei's voice raised a cut and continued to scold:
"Moreover, the Lord has taught us to convince people with virtue and to have a good conversation with him."
Siniang glanced at the blind manbei, and simply retreated to the position where she was standing before, and picked up the needlework again.
The blind man turned his head and continued to face Ding Hao with his empty eyes,
Smiled gently,
Road:
"Now, let's have a good talk."
"It's okay to talk, but you have to meet my three ............"
The blind man turned sideways suddenly,
Ignoring Ding Hao's words,
shouted to Siniang standing behind him:
"By the way, Siniang, the wife of Wang Li, the former captain of the Heavenly Patrol City, gave me a penny less than a penny for divination, you can go and kill his whole family now."
"........." Ding Hao.
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