Real ...... overmatch
After getting out of the carriage, Zheng Fan felt that it was really funny that he had just fought with the air there.
Especially himself and Xu Wenzu, they both thought that the sloppy man was each other's people, one expressed cordiality and the other expressed caution, but it turned out to be a passerby who ate and drank.
But right away,
With Zheng Fan's order,
The five centurions, including Wang Duan, immediately led their men out and began to search for the sloppy man throughout the camp.
The search lasted two hours, but nothing was found, and the sloppy man seemed to have come and rubbed half a roast chicken before evaporating in the camp.
Zheng Fan didn't like the feeling of being out of control when something went wrong, because it would make him uncertain whether he could do anything to Xu Wenzu next.
With a faint uneasiness, Zheng Fan returned to his tent.
As soon as the tent was opened, Zheng Fan was stunned, and he saw that the sloppy man was sitting there beside his bed, eating a small hot pot with chopsticks.
Hot pot is prepared by Siniang for herself, the soul of hot pot such as chili pepper and other spices, because there are many merchants in the Western Regions here, so there is no shortage, and the price is not high.
In ancient times, being able to eat a spicy small hot pot was definitely a treat for the beautiful dead.
But at this moment, it was enjoyed by others first.
Zheng Fan's eyes wandered around the tent and saw Siniang standing in the corner with a wary expression.
call
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart,
chafing dish
If you are eaten, you will eat it,
As long as Siniang is fine.
However, judging from Siniang's vigilant posture, she didn't look away, this sloppy man is by no means an easy role.
After all, Siniang is one of the Seven Demon Kings, and she eats more salt than she eats rice;
Zheng Fan believed her judgment.
Even if she is a slightly stronger person than her, Siniang can still be calm, and even talk and laugh with her, which will never be in such a state as she is now.
Gotcha,
After searching in the camp for so long, this person actually sat in his tent and ate hot pot.
In particular, Siniang watched him eat hot pot, but did not intervene.
the right to start in the heart;
If you put down the curtain and turn your head to run now, can you run a safe distance?
At least
Run to the center of the team and ask Wang Duan and them to bring their subordinates to act as substitutes for the dead ghosts to stop them?
Zheng Fan's eyes looked at Siniang,
Siniang shook her head slightly.
Hiss......
Does this mean that you can't even run?
Zheng Fan still believes in Siniang's judgment, that is, if the sloppy man in front of him wants to kill him, according to the current distance, he can't run away at all.
so
In front of him, there are only two choices left.
One is: Ahahaha, I went to the wrong door, brother, you continue to eat and drink.
The other is: since you can't beat it, then join it and eat together!
Zheng Fan lowered the curtain, walked in generously, and sat down in front of the sloppy man.
The sloppy man glanced up at Zheng Fan, and then continued to use chopsticks to take out an egg dumpling from the hot pot and send it to his mouth.
It was very hot, and he kept babbling while eating, his neck tilted, and he grunted for a long time before finally swallowing.
Zheng Fan shook his head and said:
"That's not right, how can you eat hot pot without dipping sauce?"
Saying that, Zheng Fan beckoned to Siniang:
"Siniang, bring the saucer, eat the hot pot without dipping the sauce, it's just a blasphemy of the hot pot."
When the sloppy man heard this, he suddenly laughed.
seems to have a complete insight into Zheng Fan's routine.
But Zheng Fan is really not afraid that the other party will have insight into his routines, because he has many routines.
From Guo Jing Huang Rong to Zhang Wuji Xiao Yan, from the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon to the Dou Qi Horse,
This kind of stupid drama and routine of how the protagonist can win the favor of the big guy is not too rich in Zheng Fan's mind.
Life is originally a process of tossing back and forth between routines and anti-routines.
Or, you get your first chance from this world tonight;
Or, next year the blind can come here and go to their graves and pull weeds at the same time.
Siniang saw that Zheng Fan had stabilized, so she naturally wouldn't show her timidity, and immediately went to fetch the dishes and spices.
"Come on, look."
Zheng Fan first scooped the minced garlic into the bowl, added a large handful of green onion and coriander, sprinkled with some sesame seeds, then picked up the spoon in the hot pot, scooped out the soup base from the hot pot and poured it into the saucer.
Tut-tut, done!
Sesame and garlic have only been introduced to the East for a short time, and they have not been cultivated on a large scale, but it is not difficult to get them here in Hutou City because of the geographical advantages.
The only drawback is that Hutou City is too far inland in the north, and it is a bit unrealistic to get some oysters to boil and consume some fuel.
Zheng Fan handed the dish to the sloppy man in front of him,
The sloppy man was also not polite, just like the roast chicken in Xu Wenzu's hand before, he received it in his hand.
"Dip and eat." Zheng Fan reminded.
The sloppy man took a meatball, stirred it in the saucer, and put it in his mouth.
"How's it going, isn't it?"
The sloppy man nodded, and then dipped the vegetables more quickly.
"Actually, there is tahini, but I can't get used to it, so I didn't get it.
By the way, Siniang, take out the wine made by Ah Ming. ”
You can't drink alcohol in the army, but now, what kind of discipline do you care about?
Siniang took the wine, poured two glasses herself, and then took a few steps back and stood.
"Come, let's go?"
Zheng Fan handed a wine glass to the sloppy man.
The sloppy man took the wine glass, seemed to hesitate, and walked with Zheng Fan.
The scene is a bit warm, but only the parties know how panicked they are.
Finally, the hot pot is finished.
The shabu-shabu is gone, this is Zheng Fan's amount on the road for two days, and he was eaten by this guy, he seemed to be a little unsatisfied, and even picked up the pot and drank the base soup.
After eating,
The sloppy man was very satisfied, touching his stomach with one hand and starting with the other...... Pick your feet.
"Siniang, bring my great fortune."
"Okay."
Siniang brought the dim sum.
Zheng Fan stretched out his hand and gestured:
"Snack after dinner."
The sloppy man picked up a big fortune with his foot-picking hand and put it in his mouth, seemingly satisfied with this soft and glutinous taste, and ate it cleanly.
"Brother, it's a pity, I'm on the road now, and I don't have much to prepare, otherwise, when I finish my work this trip, you can follow me back, I promise to eat and drink for you every day, all year round, and never bring anything else."
If it were someone else, if he encountered such an unfathomable character, he would like to stay away from him quickly, but Zheng Fan did the opposite and directly wanted to take people home.
This is the experience of the protagonist in the script!
"Hehehehe............he
The sloppy man put his finger under his nose, sniffed vigorously, and laughed.
"Hahahaha............"
Although he didn't know what he was laughing at, Zheng Fan also laughed.
"Promise me anything?" The sloppy man asked.
"As long as I have." Zheng Fan replied very simply.
The sloppy man stretched out his hand and pointed to Siniang, who was standing next to him and was disguised as a man.
"She's very good."
Siniang's disguise can fool ordinary people, but it definitely can't fool his eyes.
Zheng Fan heard this,
Laughed,
"Then draw your sword."
This, I don't have to talk about it.
People who have committed suicide, the first goal in this world is to do things.
You still have to sacrifice your own woman to compromise, what do you want?
Zheng Fan saw this very openly.
Siniang walked over, spread her hands, and the silk threads began to stretch out.
The sloppy man didn't react, just said very calmly:
"She's very good."
"I know."
Followed by
The sloppy man stretched out his hand and pointed at Zheng Fan again:
"He's also very good."
Obviously, the sloppy man is not referring to Zheng Fan.
Zheng Fan also immediately understood, the other party was referring to the magic pill!
He could even see the presence of the magic pill!
The next moment,
A cold feeling began to hit Zheng Fan's whole body,
ruthless
curse
Calamity,
All kinds of negativity began to vent out.
The sloppy man's hand was placed on the small table,
Softly said:
"Barbarian, above."
"Boom!"
Zheng Fan only felt that his ears began to roar,
The next moment,
The silk threads in Siniang's hands were all broken, and the negative aura that had just risen from Zheng Fan's body was forcibly suppressed in an instant!
Zheng Fan's eyes widened, looking at the sloppy man in front of him,
Damn it
This is the barbarians!
This barbarian is so strong!
What kind of product is he?
Eight pins? No, the eighth grade can't be so strong, the seventh grade? Six products? Even......... Further afield?
"Your meal, it's delicious."
The sloppy man waved his hand, and the momentum just now dissipated instantly.
Siniang knelt on one knee, breathing heavily, her chest rising and falling.
"I know what you're thinking."
The sloppy man leaned back slightly, and said helplessly:
"It's a pity, I was really willing to go to your house before. Perhaps, I will give you what you want. ”
"Now, can't you?"
Zheng Fan asked.
The sloppy man shook his head,
Road:
"I'm running out of time."
"I have a doctor at home who can treat the sick." Zheng Fan said immediately.
"I'm not sick."
There was a touch of playfulness in the sloppy man's eyes,
Stretched out his hand and pointed at Zheng Fan again,
Road:
"The two of them are very good, and you, who were originally very good, but compared to the two of them, it's ...... Some of them can't be put on the table anymore. ”
"............" Zheng Fan.
I'm not going to hear this!
"It's a pity, you're not a barbarian, otherwise I could have recommended you to the sacrificial place."
Zheng Fan immediately said: "Yes, I have always regretted this matter, before, I thought that the barbarians were terrible and barbaric, but it was not until I came into contact with them that I found out that they were cute, they can sing and dance, they are hospitable......"
The sloppy man raised his hand at Zheng Fan,
Zheng Fan blinked and asked:
"What's wrong?"
"Don't stop, keep talking nonsense."
"............" Zheng Fan.
"Along the way, I'll bother you to cook, and in return, I won't kill you."
This reward is so rich.
It seems that the sloppy man himself feels a little too shameless, and adds another one, saying:
"I can still help you kill the fat man in the carriage before I die."
"No, no, no, he's my elder, you misunderstood."
"But I'm in the carriage and feel your murderous intent towards him."
"Forehead ............"
"I'm full, I want to rest, arrange a tent for me."
"Okay, that's no problem, but, senior, can you tell the juniors the name? If it's inconvenient, I didn't ask, I just think that if I see the heroic appearance of my predecessors tonight, if I can't know the names of my predecessors, I will regret it for the rest of my life. ”
"You Central Plains people have a saying, tell the husband to go and not change his name, sit and not change his surname; My name is Que Shi, Shatuo Que Shi. ”
Hiss!!!!!!!!!
it!
"What about you, young man, what's your name?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath,
Hands clenched into fists,
Very solemnly:
"My name is Fan Li."