Chapter 18: Ai Qing's Diary
March 1st, fine.
I sent out a new book today, and to be honest, I was very nervous.
But this subject matter and content is really what I really want to write about, and I feel that it should be ...... Not bad, right?
I hope there are still people reading the dog food article now.
Haha, I feel very happy and relieved to see this chapter with familiar old readers.
There is a sense of satisfaction in being recognized.
It's like when a small fish gets its jaw scratched.
Isn't writing a book much happier than falling in love?
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March 2, fine.
The unfolding of such a light novel...... Why did it happen to me?
In fact, sometimes I wonder if when I am writing the characters in the novel, am I also in the world of other people's novels?
In short, no matter what, let's find a way to figure out the reasons and laws why the little fish becomes a human.
Otherwise, if my parents really found out that I was hiding in the golden house, it would be really unbearable.
And according to Sister Qian, Xiaoyu is less than a year old, and when converted to the age of a human being, it is only 16 years old......
I'm so guilty!
But I checked it again just now, and when the kitten is two years old, it is already equivalent to 24 years old for humans.
In other words, by this time next year, I will be the same age as Xiaoyu?
When I think of this, I have a very serious and sad topic......
The age of the cat seems to be only in their teens at most.
Ah, I can't write anymore!
Hug the fish.
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March 3rd, fine.
Sister Qian opened a pet hospital, and it will be convenient to go to the doctor in the future.
And you can also rub free cat food, cat litter and cat strips, hehe.
Fortunately, I chose a female doctor in the end, otherwise every time I took Xiaoyu to the hospital in the future, I would have to find Sister Qian to see her.
I don't want other men to touch the fish.
But what about Xiaoyu's clothes......
There are also underwear and underwear.
Girls have a lot of knowledge, so let's find a way to write it into a book in the future.
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March 4th, fine.
I took the little fish home today.
I also joked with my grandfather that I brought a girlfriend back.
If Xiaoyu, who has become a human, is a normal girl, it may really be suitable to be a girlfriend.
But she's just a kitten...... Maybe in ten years, I will have to send a white-haired cat to a black-haired person.
People who have pets always have to face such a cruel thing.
And now that the little fish can become a human, this kind of cruelty seems to me to be a kind of torture.
I can't think about it, I can't think about it!
This kind of thing, let's leave it to me in the future to have a headache.
People have to live in the moment.
Of course, cats too.
Instead of thinking about things for so long, it is better to find a way to let the little fish continue to grow up healthy and happy.
But Xiaoyu, can you not give me such excitement every time you become a human!
Today, I became a person lying on the window, and I was almost seen by my mother and grandmother.
It almost scared me out of my heart attack.
The children's watch, which had been eating dust before, came in handy.
Although Xiaoyu can't use it, this phone has a positioning function, even if she gets lost in the future, I can find her.
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March 5th, rain.
It rained all day today.
In the morning, I took a tape measure from home, ate at noon, and went home with Xiaoyu in the afternoon.
At exactly one o'clock, Xiaoyu turned into a human, so he measured her size.
Ahem......
Height 159, upper bust 83, lower bust 67, waist 60, hips 88.
Let's record it briefly, it's not a lewd man! It's science, science!
In short, it is measured through the coat, that is, Xiaoyu is not used to standing, so she can only measure the top when she is sitting and the bottom when she is lying on her stomach.
It is also unknown if the posture will affect the data.
It is said that the difference between the upper and lower bust is 16 centimeters......
it!
Got a C?
Really?
Usually Xiaoyu wears that coat, and I really can't see it......
In shock, I ordered two dresses, and then bought three sets of underwear and underwear according to Xiaoyu's body size.
It should be enough for now, right?
……
March 6th, rain.
Today's Little Fish ...... It's been twenty minutes.
Anyway, it seemed like it took more than ten minutes when I measured the size yesterday, right?
It's just that I was engrossed and sweating profusely at the time, and I didn't pay much attention to the time.
According to this trend, is it possible that the time for a small fish to become a human every day will be slowly increasing?
In the end, you can completely become a human?
However, judging from the current progress, it will take more than a year to become a human being 24 hours a day.
In addition, Xiaoyu has become a human for twenty minutes today, and I feel that her learning ability is also getting stronger.
In the afternoon, I taught her to use the children's watch, although because she couldn't read, so she couldn't send messages, but the camera function was very fast.
Now I can take pictures of myself with my watch.
It seems that Xiaoyu is also quite curious about what he will look like after becoming a human.
Maybe this is the innate talent of girls to take pictures?
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On March 7th, it was raining again, and I hated the weather that kept raining.
Especially last night, I was woken up by a small fish.
After she became a human, she has been playing with the Rausch watch in the bed, and she is really drunk.
Twinkle and twinkle.
This new watch, in particular, also has the function of identifying objects and voice announcement.
The little fish has been playing in the bed to take pictures and identify, and at every turn they come to the sentence "the environment is dark and cannot be identified".
In the end, I really had no choice, so I had to press her two hands directly to stop it.
It was licked several times by her.
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March 8, cloudy.
The rain finally stopped.
I didn't sleep well yesterday, so I made up for sleep in the morning and wrote the rest of the night.
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At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Ai Qing was woken up by a knock on the door.
He opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and got out of bed, put on his slippers, and walked out of the bedroom.
Halfway through, he realized something was wrong.
When you look closely, why is the bedroom door open?
Looking outside, I already saw the pure white fluffy figure of the small fish, rushing towards the direction of the gate.
One turn is to the gate.
Then Ai Qing heard a click, and the door was opened by Xiaoyu.
"Huh? Is Xiaoyu so smart now? Xiao Youqian, who only saw the small fish, was very surprised, "Will you open the door by yourself?" ”
Ai Qing: "......"
She didn't know how to do it before.
But since becoming a human, I learned to open the door, and now I can even open in cat form.
You even know to open the door when someone knocks!
One day, his father came to the door for a surprise inspection, knocked on the door, and when he opened the door, he saw a little girl staying in his son's room.
What can I do?
I really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away.
"Ai Qing! You're a man! ”
"Yes, yes." Ai Qing scratched her hair, walked to the corner and turned around, and saw Xiao Youqian at the door.
and the four courier boxes she was holding in her hands.
"Ahem......" Seeing Ai Qing herself, Xiao Youqian was a little embarrassed, her face was slightly red, and she didn't know what the situation was, "The courier sent it to the wrong door, put your courier at my door, and I'll send it to you." ”
"Oh, thanks." Ai Qing took the courier, didn't think much about it, and put it aside.
At this time, a cute cat head emerged from Xiao Youqian's heels.
"Meow~"
"Meow?"
"Huh? Vera, why did you come out with you? Xiao Youqian squatted down, smiled and touched the head of her Ragdoll cat, and then looked at the little fish in the house, "That's right, come on, come on, little fish, you can get to know it, this is Vera." ”
Vera's hair is very soft, the back is pale brown, extending to the head and eyes, and the rest of the body is pure white, with those clear blue eyes, it looks very beautiful and cute.
Ai Qing also squatted down and touched Vera's head, Vera was not afraid of life, and put her head on his palm.
Xiaoyu seemed to be jealous, and hurriedly walked between Ai Qing and Vera, and directly put Ai Qing's palm up, preventing him from touching other female cats.
"Okay, okay, I've got to get busy, I'll let you two play together next time." Xiao Youqian picked up Vera, waved goodbye to Ai Qing, and went back to her house.
Ai Qing closed the door, knocked Xiaoyu's head with a smile, and then picked up the express package and glanced at it.
Then his face changed, and his pupils began to shake.
——[Victoria's Secret: soft cotton with a low waist, full buttocks, girls' underwear]
——[XX same paragraph, Victoria's Secret small cup is cold, gathered without traces, anti-gravity bra]
——[Fragrant shadow green suspenders, floral chiffon dress, female]
——[French vintage, new spring, velvet dress, cinched waist and thin]
Oh~
No!
Sister Qian, listen to my explanation!