Chapter 316: Honest Monk
A monk squatted in the corner of the tofu shop, holding a bowl of hot soy milk, snoring and drinking.
This monk has big ears and is very blessed, but the clothes are dirty and torn, and the straw sandals on his feet are almost rotten to the bottom.
Seeing the honest monk, Lu Xiaofeng was finally able to laugh, "Honest monk, have you done anything dishonest recently?" ”
In "The Mystery of the Treasure of the Jinpeng Dynasty", Lu Xiaofeng met the honest monk on the way to find Master Sun, and the honest monk had just come out of Ouyang Qing's room at that time.
When the honest monk saw Lu Xiaofeng, he seemed to be taken aback, and the soy milk in his hand almost spilled out.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing, "Looking at your appearance, I knew that you must have been dishonest again last night, otherwise how could you be weak when you see me?" ”
The honest monk had a bitter face, shook his head and said, "I am a Buddha with compassion, why do you always want me to meet you?" ”
"What's wrong with meeting me? I can at least pay for this bowl of soy milk for you! ”
"The monk doesn't need to pay the bill when he drinks soy milk, the monk will turn his fate."
The honest monk was about to leave after speaking, but was stopped by Lu Xiaofeng, "Even if you don't need me to pay the bill, you might as well talk to me, Ouyang Qing won't be waiting for you, why are you in a hurry to leave?" ”
The honest monk shook his head and refused, "Xiucai meets soldiers, it is unreasonable, the monk meets Lu Xiaofeng, it is worse than Xiucai meets soldiers, chatting and chatting, it is always unlucky for monks!" ”
"What kind of bad luck is the monk?"
"If the monk wasn't unlucky, how could he climb on the ground last time?"
"I promise I won't let you climb today!"
"If you don't climb, it may be more unlucky, the monk is only afraid of meeting two people in his life, why do you want me to meet you today!"
"Who else is there?"
"If this person says it, you will never know."
"Tell me about it."
"This person is a woman."
"There are really a lot of women that the monk knows!"
"There are many women who know monks."
"Is this woman Ouyang?"
"It's not Ouyang, it's Gongsun."
"Gongsun? Could it be Aunt Gongsun? Lu Xiaofeng almost jumped up.
But the honest monk seemed to be more surprised than Lu Xiaofeng, "How do you know it's her?" Do you recognize her, too? ”
Lu Xiaofeng grabbed the honest monk, "Where is she?" ”
"Why are you asking this?"
"Because I'm going to settle accounts with her!"
Hearing Lu Xiaofeng's words, the honest monk was stunned, and then suddenly laughed, and the next moment, a slip of smoke slipped out of his side, and it was four or five zhang, and his light skill was extraordinary.
But Lu Xiaofeng also became serious this time, turned over and swept away, like a goose flying across the sky, and instantly stopped in front of the honest monk, "Why are you laughing?" ”
The honest monk said, "Because the monk is honest, the monk thinks it's funny, and the monk will laugh." ”
"What's so funny about this?" Lu Xiaofeng's eyes narrowed.
Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng was serious, the honest monk could only say honestly, "First, because you can't find her at all; second, because even if you find her, you can't beat her; Thirdly, because even if you can beat her, it's useless. ”
"Why?"
"Because Aunt Gongsun is ten times more beautiful than the four beauties in the martial arts combined."
The honest monk admitted that he had seen Aunt Gongsun, but he didn't know where Aunt Gongsun was.
Honest monks have always been honest, so if he doesn't know, he must not know.
So Lu Xiaofeng let the honest monk go, and before the honest monk left, he also said that Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling looked unlucky, and their heads would be broken within three days.
"What about me?" Su Shaoying asked suddenly.
The honest monk glanced at Su Shaoying, "Your master is a Taoist priest, and the monk doesn't dare to look at the face of a Taoist priest." ”
Su Shaoying smiled, "The monk is telling the truth?" ”
"Monks never tell the truth." The honest monk nodded.
"In that case, I went to the West Garden the day before yesterday to see Ouyang Qing, and the bustard said that her last guest was a monk, I don't know if it was a monk?" Su Shaoying asked.
The honest monk was stunned for an instant, Lu Xiaofeng's eyes flashed, and Jin Jiuling looked at the three of them with interest.
Su Shaoying asked with a smile, "I originally thought that I would be able to talk about Buddhism and Taoism with the master in the West Garden, but I didn't expect to know that the master had left as soon as I went upstairs, which is really a pity." ”
Su Shaoying looked at the honest monk, wanting to see if his reaction was the same as last time.
I saw the honest monk sigh, then slowly lowered his body and crawled on the ground again, "Amitabha, the monk did something wrong, my Buddha is merciful, the Bodhisattva will continue to punish the monk to crawl back." ”
After the honest monk finished reading, he really crawled away, but even if he was crawling, his posture was not awkward at all, but he had a calm and unhurried demeanor.
This situation looks very weird, but martial arts such as Lu Xiaofeng, Jin Jiuling, and Su Shaoying can all see it, and that is because the honest monk has grasped his body to the delicate level, so he can still show a kind of coordination in such an awkward posture.
Su Shaoying nodded, and finally saw the honest monk crawling away, and the achievement lit up.
This time, Lu Xiaofeng didn't stop him, Su Shaoying didn't stop him, and Jin Jiuling wouldn't stop him.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Su Shaoying, "The honest monk went to Ouyang Qing again?" ”
"That's another good word." Su Shaoying gave a thumbs up.
Lu Xiaofeng asked again, "You also went to the West Garden?" ”
"That's a good word, too." Su Shaoying nodded.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to talk to Su Shaoying, but his eyes when he looked at the honest monk were full of deep meaning, and he unconsciously thought of Sikong picking stars, and then he couldn't help but glance at Jin Jiuling.
"He said that in the next two days, our heads will be broken, do you think he is right?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
Jin Jiuling sighed, "My senior brother is just a person with him, do you think I don't believe his words?" ”
The four major monks of Buddhism, the bitter gourd master of Jiuhua Mountain and the honest monk of Yunyou, are all among them.
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes have begun to flicker, the honest monk knows Aunt Gongsun, the honest monk went to the West Garden, and the Aunt Gongsun also went to the West Garden.
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Su Shaoying, well, he also went to the West Garden.
Lu Xiaofeng felt that he was about to string this thread together.
Jin Jiuling looked at the honest monk and frowned slightly, he didn't expect that the honest monk would know the mysterious Aunt Gongsun, and he actually met last night.
The words of an honest monk, no one will doubt it.
Jin Jiuling looked at the sky, "Let's hurry up and go to the South China Sea, if the honest monk saw Aunt Gongsun last night, she would have been in front of us by now." ”
It must be resolved quickly, and no other variables can be raised.
"Yes, let's go now!" Lu Xiaofeng said immediately.
So, the three of them drank a big bowl of soy milk and ate a big bowl of sweet tofu brain, and then got in the car again and drove to the South China Sea.
(End of chapter)