Nia: "Did I hear me right? Are you going to use laxatives to disguise a pandemic? ”

Because Helena was now on the ground, there was a delay of nearly a second in communication, giving the impression that she was silent for a moment before replying, "Yes." ”

Wang Chao: "Well, I agree with the idea of using creatures to create panic, but ...... Is it a bit too childish for the symptoms to be made by laxatives? ”

Helena: "It's not about whether the symptoms are severe or not, it's about how to guide them. In addition, don't underestimate laxatives, excessive excretion can cause a series of complications.

"As a psychologist, I studied physiology in college......

"Why do you study physiology as a psychologist?" Wang Chao asked in surprise.

Helena replied angrily: "Modern psychology also needs to study the hormonal system in the human body. In particular, you prosthetic people have evolved completely different psychological characteristics because of the lack of some hormones in the body, which must be based on physiology. ”

Wang Chao: "What you said makes sense. ”

"Of course I have a point! I'm a professional, you know, professional! In short, let the bioprinter of the new Jackdaw produce laxatives at full capacity, according to the population of this planet, two catties per person. ”

"Two pounds ???" Wang Chao couldn't help but exclaim, "Isn't it a little too much!" ”

Gale: "Hahahaha, I'm still wondering how laxatives can be disguised as a great plague, and the result is based on the dosage!" If a person takes two catties of laxatives, it will indeed become as if he has some particularly serious disease. ”

At this time, Page had already lined up the production sequence of the bioprinter and gave an estimated time to complete the production: "It will be tomorrow afternoon to complete the production of all laxatives, and then how to put them in?" ”

Helena: "Don't worry, I'm going to spread the rumors in the colony first, and let them know that the creatures on this planet have mutated. ”

"How do you create rumors?" Wang Chao asked curiously.

Helena: "The easiest way is to let Nimeow hack the world's biggest influencer." ”

Nimeow: "Huh? What about me? I thought I would hack their Sky Survey system and it would be over, and the rest is up to you to operate, but I still have to come! You legendary liar is not good! ”

Helena: "I'm just saying the quickest way. ”

Nimeow was silent for a second, then sighed, "Okay, I'll check." ”

**

At this time, Nimeow was huddled in the cramped cabin of the small spaceship, which was a landing ship carried by the new Jackdaw, which only had the ability to sail in conventional space, and the life acclimation system could only circulate water.

The recirculation system of the two Jackdaws recycles fecal waste directly into new organic matter, which is powered by the reactors.

The landing craft did not have such sufficient energy, so the circulation system could only purify water.

Of course, Nimeow itself is highly prosthetic, and it doesn't consume much biological energy in the first place, so what she eats can be returned directly without decomposing.

She carries with her a special bioprinter, which does not really convert inorganic matter into organic matter, but can disguise the organic matter excreted from the steel anus as food.

Of course, unless there are really no supplies, Nimeow won't eat what this printer produces.

Nimeow originally ate to maintain her mind, and if she realized that she was actually eating, she would maintain a fart mind.

She carried an entire warehouse of food, enough to feed herself for a week.

Now she muttered as she ate cucumber-flavored potato chips, "What are you doing, it's up to me in the end." Is this liar reliable? ”

This muttering will not be heard by anyone, and Nimeow is just expressing her inner feelings.

Just as she was eating potato chips, she had already found the Internet celebrity with the best comprehensive data in the network of planets below through the thick cable stuck in the back of her head.

The population of this planet is not large, and probably because the total number of people is not large, the coverage of influencers is much higher than that of those on populous planets.

is like a planet with a population of more than 100 million, and it is already very scary for an Internet celebrity to cover one thousandth of the population.

And in this small colony, the largest Internet celebrity can cover sixty percent of the population - sixty percent!

After checking the data, Nimeth can only admit that Helena has a point, there are Internet celebrities who can cover 60% of the population as a communication medium, and there is no need to consider other ways to spread rumors.

Nimeow immediately hacked into the actual owner of the account called "Second Brother Liu" - this person's prosthetic degree was 47%, which was enough for Nimeow to lock him in a recliner.

**

At this moment, the surface of the planet. "Second Brother Liu", who has the title of "The Planet's Number One Bag Inquirer", suddenly lost all control of the prosthesis.

But his mouth was not prosthetic, and he could still speak, so he exclaimed, "What the hell? What's going on? Why am my hands and feet disobedient? ”

His maid robot turned her head and looked at her suspiciously: "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"I can't move! The manned computer suddenly didn't listen to me! Come and help me! ”

Maid Robot: "Is this some kind of PLAY?" ”

"It's not! You're a! Come and help me! ”

Maid Robot: "A hot reboot of the system is recommended here." ”

"Are you the network manager of an Internet café? Will there be a restart? Besides, I need to be able to restart it too! The manned computer doesn't listen to me now! Come over here and help me pull the cold restart button on the back! ”

Maid Robot: "It's the robot that pulls the tail and it restarts is Doraemon.,You may be playing Doraemon stalk.,Is my interpretation of this stalk correct?" ”

"You're big! Come over here and help me reboot cold! ”

Maid Robot: "This AI program is a weak AI, and I can't recognize your intentions. ”

"My intention is, you come over and help me reboot."

"However, this behavior is defined as harming humans, and I have loaded the Three Laws of Robotics, so I can't help you restart. You can try to solve the problem with the freedom of your prosthetic hand. ”

Second Brother Liu was about to die: "You guy! Wait a minute, did I just make a nice video? If I record it, I can upload it without cutting! No, I'm going to take back control of my body first! Fuck, damn hackers! Was it sent by Song Yaxian's bastard? ”

Maid Robot: "Do you need me to contact Mr. Song Yaxian?" ”

"It's not! What did I think back then, I had to save this money and not get a strong artificial intelligence! ”

Robot: "According to your dictation, I didn't strengthen the AI back then because I was afraid of having a relationship with the AI. By the way, my emotion reading module thinks that even if I'm just a weak AI, you're already feeling for me. ”

Second Brother Liu: "Then how does your emotional interpretation module interpret mine now?" ”

"It thinks you're bothered right now, and speculates it's a prosthetic malfunction."

"I have no faults! Hacker! Hack you talk! ”

Robot: "'Second Brother Liu', which you are particularly concerned about, has released a new video. ”

Second Brother Liu: "What? Fuck it's really Song Yaxian's bastard looking for hackers to hack me! What did he post, show it to me! ”

The robot just quietly looked at Second Brother Liu, who was slumped in the chair, indifferent.

Second Brother Liu: "Show me, you broken machine!" ”

The robot suddenly said, "I took it offline." ”

Even though the sound is still the same as before, it feels completely different.

Second Brother Liu: "Who are you?" I know all the hackers on the planet! You don't know if you can't eat and walk around! ”

Robot: "It's a pity I'm not from this planet. ”

Second Brother Liu frowned: "It's not this planet...... It's that flash! Isn't that the flash that Old Joe went to buy? ”

"Of course not." The robot said, "You guy, why don't you make it a little more prosthetic, there are so many physical parts that are really difficult." ”

Second Brother Liu: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not interesting, the person who brainwashed you will be here soon, so you just wait."

**

Nimeow cut off direct control of the maid robot, and by the way, modified the parameters of the maid robot.

Then she asked Helena, "Is that all right?" ”

Helena: "Alright. ”

"Wouldn't it be too blatant to talk about brainwashing?"

"I just finished watching this video of Second Brother Liu, and I have a basic understanding of his psychological paradigm, so I should come so directly to this guy. I'll take care of the rest, and you can continue to operate his account. After the initial dissemination was completed, the video was taken down and disguised as deleted by the colonial authorities. ”

Nimeow: "Still in disguise?" I directly operated the system of the colonial authorities to block the video and not push the stream, and guided the fans to think in this direction. I'm better at networking than you. ”

"Of course, there is a specialization in the art industry. I'll be at Second Brother Liu's farm soon, remember to help me mask the reaction on the radar. ”

Ni Meow: "Don't cover it up, I'll give you a direct identification signal of an agricultural aircraft, and now the radar of the air traffic control department sees that you are the agricultural drone No. 539." ”

"Thanks."

**

Second Brother Liu didn't know that the "hacker" had left, and was still yelling at the maid robot: "What do you mean that the person who brainwashed me has come?" What the hell is brainwashing? I have a bachelor's degree in psychology! Before I became an internet celebrity in this shabby colony, I was a psychiatrist!

"Whether it's brainwashing or ideological seals, it's just a historical stalk for some years!"

Then Second Brother Liu heard the roar of the engine - his ears were not cyberized, but only with a hearing amplifier, even if the hacker hacked the hearing amplifier, the ears themselves could still hear.

Second Brother Liu muttered, "This is a rocket engine? ”

Then he saw some small objects floating on the table, and immediately realized that it was the work of the ship's gravity engine.

The spacecraft basically relies on the gravity engine to fight the gravity of the planet when flying in the atmosphere, but the spacecraft relies on the rocket engine to accelerate, decelerate, and adjust the altitude.

Second Brother Liu: "Spaceship? A spaceship landed in my garden? In the entire colony, except for the colonial ship that took us, there was only Old Joe's cargo ship! Are you really alien visitors? ”

Robot: "Are you asking me?" Like you, I come from the planet of Rose, and the vast majority of this colony is from Beaming. ”

Second Brother Liu was stunned: "Changed back?" And what about that hacker? ”

Robot: "What hacker?" ”

"That hacker who just spoke with your mouth! Say someone is going to brainwash my hackers! ”

Robot: "Are you hallucinating?" This may be a sequelae of a high degree of prostheticization, which is more than 40% of the way in general, because humans are unable to adapt to the functions of prosthetics that far exceed those of humans.

"Neurostimulants are recommended to improve reflexes and are effective in relieving symptoms."

"I'm not hallucinating!" Second Brother Liu roared angrily, "Damn, are you kidding me?" ”

**

"you, are you kidding me?"

Helena heard the people in the room shout.

She walked into the room and looked at the semi-mechanized guy.

At this time, the other party can't see her, so they can only continue to yell at the robot.

Helena began to check the furnishings in her room. In psychology, there is a diagnostic method called sandbox test, and Liu Erge's room can be regarded as a huge sandbox, and by analyzing the furnishings in the room, you can speculate his personality and psychological paradigm.

The decoration of the room is very simple, and there are a large number of random stacks of machinery and paper books, and it can be seen that the owner of the house is not informal.

While inspecting the room, Helena listened carefully to Second Brother Liu's yelling at the maid robot.

When Second Brother Liu shouted that he was tired, Helena walked to the maid robot and carefully inspected the robot's makeup.

"Well," she muttered, "it's a typical 'machine sex'." ”

The robot's makeup is very exquisite, and it can be seen that Second Brother Liu has set up a very complicated makeup program for the robot, hoping that she can dress up as a beauty.

Lowering the hand holding the robot's chin, Helena looked up at the pictures in the room.

All the photos are photos with the maid robot, and this second brother Liu probably has long regarded the maid robot as a family member.

Helena was speechless: "A group of environmentalists who used biotechnology to create their own 'paradise', and as a result, a colonist fell in love with his robot maid, and I even had the urge to start a new paper when I saw this strange case." ”

"Don't be busy." Nimeow's voice came through the communication, apparently the hacker had been monitoring the situation on the ground, "Work!" ”

Helena: "Okay, work hard. ”

She snapped her fingers.

Her superego raised her hand in a matter-in-fact - this "spell casting action" of raising her hand was set by herself.

Just as Nimeow needs to get the superego to touch the target in order to invade others through the air, it can simplify the process of activating superpowers and make everything controllable.

Second Brother Liu was suddenly stunned and looked at the door suspiciously.

Of course, there was no one at the door, and Helena herself was already standing in the room.

Second Brother Liu: "What the hell?" ”

Helena smiled.

She created a character based on the image of a maid robot, which she believes is very close to the imagination of the "perfect lover" in Liu Erge's heart.

Even the slightest deviation is not in the way, and humans will not care about these details.

At this time, Second Brother Liu trembled and asked in the direction of the gate, "...... you Are you here to brainwash me? ”

Helena: "Nimeow, let the maid robot answer him." ”

"Huh? Do you want the maid robot to speak? ”

"Of course, I can't control exactly what the hallucinations say, so I need a 'mouth substitute'."

"Forget it, I'll leave the control of the robot to you, you have the final say. Don't go through me. ”

The next moment, Helena really got the control of the maid robot,

So Helena asked the robot to say, "No, I'm here to bring you happiness." ”

(End of chapter)