The cement is a little loose
After walking Feng Nanshu, Jiang Qin returned to the dormitory along the night, and as soon as he opened the door, a burst of smoke suddenly hit his face, choking him and immediately took a few steps back.
"You ordered the dorm while I wasn't there?" Jiang Qin's eyebrows were raised.
Zhou Chao smiled: "Brother Jiang, why did you come back so late?" β
"Something, went out for a meal."
Jiang Qin walked in, slapped his hand twice, observed carefully, and found that Zhou Chao was playing with his mobile phone, Cao Guangyu was still posting wildly, and the source of the smoke came from Ren Ziqiang.
The creature was sitting in a chair, looking numbly at the night outside the window, with a half-lit cigarette in his hand, a drooping slipper hanging from his upturned left foot, and cigarette butts all over the ground under his feet.
This scene is a little familiar, Huoyun Evil God?
Jiang Qin looked at Zhou Chao with a strange expression: "What's wrong with Lao Ren?" Cultivating immortals? β
"He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out to play today, but it turned out that Pan Xiu was having a hot fight with a junior in our department, and he couldn't do it ambiguously, and he was ......."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Jiang Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, and looked righteous: "Lao Ren must be very bitter in his heart now, you still want to help him recall, this is very immoral!" β
Zhou Chao immediately shut up after listening, and Ren Ziqiang cast a grateful look.
It's not a shame to like someone, but it's uncomfortable to watch someone you like being hooked up with by another man, and then being ridiculed by your roommate.
Jiang Qin changed his clothes, turned on the computer, and began to check the website after entering the administrator's background.
Shi Miaomiao has already got an account and started serializing her original novels, with a first release of 30,000 words, but because there are no real users on the platform, she didn't get any feedback.
In addition, the literary club led by Dong Wenhao has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.
The most awesome is Cao Guangyu, who obviously doesn't take money, but the series of "My Unpretentious Rich Second Generation Life" has been updated to the 35th post.
Jiang Qin clicked in and took a cursory look.
Cao Guangyu, the Dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with the real pretend, and has begun to steal pictures on the Internet.
In the wine tasting chapter, Lao Cao said that Lafite is his younger brother, and he usually blows on the bottle, and a real man should drink RomanΓ©e Conti, the pinnacle of red wine from the oldest winery in France.
Famous watches, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by local tyrants, he generally likes to buy Patek Philippe, and prefers Patek Philippe's advertising words, no one can have Patek Philippe, but it is just kept for the next generation.
School flower girlfriend chapter, Lao Cao said that he was crazy pursued by the high school school girl and was very distressed, because he preferred his fairy-level cutie, but the high school girl was desperately entangled, and she didn't let go, and asked netizens online for help What should she do.
Jiang Qin was slightly stunned, and said in his heart, why the hell did I look in the mirror again?
"Lao Jiang, when will this website be able to post a video, I want to upload a fitness video that shows my abdominal muscles." Cao Guangyu suddenly turned his head.
Jiang Qin was stunned when he heard this: "You have abdominal muscles?" β
"I have hands, I can dow
loadγ β
"Heh, it's also Nima's Chinese-English hybrid, it's really enough to pretend to be forced, let's wait a little longer, it's still under development."
Cao Guangyu pursed his mouth, his expression was a little regretful, he couldn't post a video, and this sense of compulsion could never be played to the peak.
Jiang Qin ignored him, turned his head to check the background data, and when he looked at it, he suddenly found a real person account that was registered a minute ago - the magic eye girl Feng Nanshu.
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Oh yes, when eating, there was a website for them to help experience the dormitory, Feng Nanshu probably heard it, so he registered an account as soon as he went back.
Jiang Qin cocked Erlang's legs and stared at the screen while drinking Coke, intending to see what the little rich woman was going to send.
This is the internet, and for those who have permission, any internet user has no right to privacy online.
What is hidden, it is not visible to so-and-so, and it is all bullshit that is only visible to itself, and it is all like a fictitious in the eyes of the administrator.
The magic eye girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I'm a little afraid of people?" β
After triggering the keyword [what to do], the automatic reply program suddenly had an effect.
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you're so good, you can do it!" Come on! β
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!" β
The magic eye girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I don't know how to chat with people?" β
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you're so good, you can do it!" Come on! β
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!" β
Seeing this scene, Jiang Qin's Coke almost squirted out of his nostrils.
He found that there was an obvious loophole in these auto-reply panaceas, which was that triggering the same keyword in a row would get almost the same answer.
This can't be done, you have to let Sunai fix it before it is promoted.
At the same time, the little rich woman was still posting and asking, and she didn't seem to feel the weirdness of the content of the reply, or because of the system delay, she hadn't seen a reply yet.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I want to hang out with a boy every day?" β
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What's going on when you go out with a boy and feel a little itchy in your heart?" β
Seeing this, Jiang Qin suddenly put down Erlang's legs, his eyes were slightly stunned, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, which made him a little restless.
The magic eye girl Feng Nanshu: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?" β
The magic eye girl Feng Nanshu: "Do you think the name Jiang Qin is very good?" β
After the latest two questions appeared, Feng Nanshu seemed to sense that the reply from this website was a little wrong, so he never asked a new question.
Jiang Qin looked at those questions, couldn't help but smile softly, then was slightly stunned for a while, and quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.
Don't talk about love dogs, making money is the king, don't think about those messes.
Jiang Qin opened QQ and gave feedback to Su Nai about the problem she had just found, and asked her to modify the automatic reply to avoid the same reply after the keyword was triggered continuously.
After chatting, Jiang Qin planned to turn off the computer and sleep, but found that Feng Nanshu's account lit up again.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Can you tell me what I like?" β
Jiang Qin's breathing stagnated slightly, and he immediately turned off the computer.
It's over, and the seal on my heart seems to be really loose.
No, no, you have to find some cement to seal the heart.
"Lao Zhou, what happened to Ren Ziqiang just now, tell me again, the more meticulous the better, the more heart-piercing, the better!"
Ren Ziqiang raised his head violently, and his whole face turned green: "I'm so sad, Lao Jiang, are you embarrassed?" You are so immoral! β
Jiang Qin took a bite at him: "Did you tell Pan Xiu that Lao Tzu thought about morality when he chased others for three years?" Hurry up Lao Zhou, hurry up! β
"Okay!" Zhou Chao felt super excited.
He is from the south, and his dialect accent is relatively strong, but don't say it, this little accent is quite energetic to tell the story.
According to him, this morning Ren Ziqiang sprayed half a catty of gel water, plucking up the courage to ask Pan Xiu to go out to play, but as soon as he arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory, he saw Pan Xiu and a senior playing at the door, talking and laughing, and even the shoulder straps were almost exposed.
Ren Ziqiang was wilted at that time, and when he returned to the dormitory, he began to smoke desperately, making the whole dormitory feel like it was on fire.
"Pan Xiu is okay, this military training is not over yet, even the seniors know each other?"
After listening to this, Jiang Qin felt stable, the cement sealed his heart, love was really mysterious, and making money was the right way.
That's amazing!
Let Lao Zhou talk about it again tomorrow morning, and it is estimated that he will be able to refresh all day.