Talent show
After the perfect weekend, the military training of Linda continued, first to the playground in the morning to run ten laps, and then stand in a military posture and kick the right step, play a set of gangster excitement boxing, a set of consecutive moves, all the new students in the playground are wilted, so tired that they do not stand and sit.
Jiang Qin took off his hat, sweated in his hand, and then reached out and put it on the crook of his crossed legs.
At this moment, a slender hand suddenly handed half a bottle of Wahaha mineral water from behind him.
"Jiang Qin, do you want to drink water?"
Song Qingqing leaned forward and blinked at him with her eyeliner eyes.
"Forget Qingqing, you've drunk all the bottles, let's drink mine, mine hasn't been opened yet."
Jiang Tian also reached out and handed over a bottle of wahaha mineral water, with a little peach-colored powder on his plain face.
Jiang Qin really forgot to bring water today, so he took Jiang Tian's water and drank two sips: "Thank you, I bought it and returned it to you tomorrow." ”
"You don't have to pay it back, it's just a bottle of water."
Jiang Tian spoke, the corners of his mouth raised involuntarily, and Song Qingqing's eyes were a little resentful.
Seeing this scene, Zhou Chao, who was sitting behind him, was so sour that his teeth were about to be crushed, and he felt that the ice in his hand instantly lost its sweetness and turned into soulless sparkling water.
"Pan Xiu, I also forgot to bring water." Ren Ziqiang suddenly spoke.
Pan Xiu exposed two dimples: "After scientific research, you will die of thirst if you don't drink water for three days." ”
“……”
After a while, the instructor felt that the training was almost done, so he gathered the four nearby teams and asked if anyone would like to have a talent show.
Don't look at the fact that everyone is usually five or six, in all kinds of nests in the dormitory, but in front of so many people, it is really a little shy, so none of the more than 200 people have made a sound, they are all cowards.
The instructor saw that it was not good, so he said, there are still two hours before the end of military training.
Either let talented students perform a two-hour talent show, or everyone will run together for two hours of exercises.
Hearing this, there was an immediate commotion in the team.
Good guy, you're tired for an hour, and you can't break your leg for two hours? That has to be a talent.
"Report to the instructor, Li Cancan can dance ballet!"
"Report to the instructor, Du Jiahao can spray water with his nose, he is tall!"
"Report to the instructor, Jia Xiangru can dance peacocks!"
"Report to the instructor, Yang Liu can sing dimples!"
"Eh, Liu Jinghao can also sing dimples, so you can let the two of them sing together!"
With the backstabbing of various close friends, some students had to come out to perform the show, after all, no one wanted to run around the playground for two hours.
There are indeed a lot of young people in this generation, especially the one who sprays water on his nose, although it makes everyone feel a little disgusting, but it is really impossible to ask others to come.
However, after this talent is displayed, his right to choose a mate in college will be completely abandoned.
Good guy, what girl would like a guy who uses his nostrils to nourish his eyes, and even if he did, he would be a pervert.
The duet between men and women in the dimple is also very good, and the two of them are singing while eyebrow-raising, which caused a burst of coaxing in the team, which is very youthful, and the atmosphere of the scene has become high in an instant.
In addition, Li Cancan's ballet dancing is also very level, but the most attractive thing is his figure, spinning and jumping, with his eyes closed, ready to come out.
"Damn, it's a good thing that Lao Cao didn't come to see our military training today." Ren Ziqiang muttered to himself.
Zhou Chao couldn't help but look back: "What's wrong?" ”
"It's not good yet, or he'll die of pain!"
Zhou Chao suddenly realized: "Lao Ren, you know how to empathize. ”
After a while, Song Qingqing couldn't help volunteering and went up to perform a piece of Jolin Tsai's "Dancer", and she sang and danced at the same time, and the boys in the square team screamed.
Hearing the cheers around her, Song Qingqing couldn't help but feel a little proud, so she subconsciously glanced at her team, but found that everyone was looking up at her, but Jiang Qin kept her head down, which made her eyes couldn't help but be dim.
This man, what exactly does he like?
"Jiang Qin, didn't I dance well just now?" Song Qingqing returned to the team and asked with some resentment.
"Huh? Okay, jump high and far. ”
“?”
Jiang Tian kept pricking up his ears to listen to the conversation between the two, and he didn't hold back his laughter.
Song Qingqing was a little embarrassed, but she couldn't complain at all.
If a boy from an ordinary family treats her like this, it is pretending, but she is a rich second generation, and it is actually reasonable to be arrogant and cold.
But in fact, it wasn't that Jiang Qin didn't want to see it, but Pang Hai suddenly sent him a message, saying that the picture of the advertising fan had been done, and now he had to dock with Maxvision Advertising.
08 mobile phones, except for text and built-in expressions, can not send anything, Jiang Qin can't see the picture, so there is no way to determine whether the content is appropriate.
When will the show end?
If it doesn't work, just borrow urine.
Jiang Qin put away his mobile phone and wanted to raise his hand, but found that everyone around him was shouting: One instructor, one instructor!
The instructor also seemed to be infected by this warm atmosphere, so he took off his clothes, revealing his toned body and bronzed skin, and performed a set of grappling punches on the spot.
The punch was simply tigery, fierce and powerful, and the freshmen in the audience applauded.
After this set of grappling punches was completed, the instructor dragged his clothes to wipe his sweat, and his eyes fell back to the team.
"Come on, the male classmate who raised his hand, come up and perform."
“?????”
Jiang Qin looked around and found that it was only himself who raised his hand, and everyone in the four teams was looking at him.
He even saw Song Qingqing and Jiang Tian's eyes flashing with inexplicable anticipation, and Feng Nanshu in the next square team also stood up slightly and stared at him with smart eyes.
No, I just want to pee?
As for talent.
What is talent?
But in this case you definitely can't escape anymore, you say the instructor is sorry, I want to pee, that's too embarrassing.
Jiang Qin picked up his hat and belt, walked out of the square team quietly, and came to the instructor's side.
"What's your name?"
"Jiang Qin."
"What kind of talent will it be?"
"Report to the instructor, I'll parody the show."
"Imitate what?"
"Imitate you, instructor."
Hearing this, there was an uproar in the team.
The set of punches that the instructor just played was majestic, and if it wasn't a professional soldier, he couldn't beat that momentum at all, and this guy could imitate it? Lie!
However, the instructor's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he said that Linda was really talented, so he immediately stepped aside and handed over the empty field in front to him.
"Now that I'm an instructor, you must step in when you watch it later, and imagine me as an instructor, which is a very important prerequisite, understand?"
The freshmen couldn't figure out what his routine was, so they nodded subconsciously.
So, Jiang Qin walked to the front of the four squares with his hands behind his back: "Everyone listen to my orders, and everyone disbands!" ”
“????”
The people in the square team were stunned for a second, and then they were blessed, raised their butts and rushed out, and the playground was filled with deafening cheers.
The instructors were dumbfounded, and they were about to stop when they ran up, but there were more than 200 people in the four teams, and none of them could stop them, so more than 200 freshmen rushed out of the playground and looked stupid at the other teams.
Only Feng Nanshu was still standing in place and looking at Jiang Qin, as if he was ready to appreciate his boxing, but he was pulled away by Jiang Qin in the next second, and he walked out of the playground in a blink of an eye.