It's very apt!
As a cultural person, Dong Wenhao only has seven words in his mind at this time.
Chong Guan was angry and red-faced.
These people are angry at first glance, and if they don't change, they will definitely swear not to give up.
Having said that, this guy Luffy Yu is really unreliable, the character biography of the school flower candidate, you can make do with a handsome person, you write it in a showy way, isn't that just scolding?
What kind of girl can be said to be delicate? There's really nothing else to boast about.
The nose is okay, the eyes are okay, the mouth is okay, the face is okay, and everywhere is okay, which means that there is no key point to describe anywhere, so you can only say a beautiful sentence in a grand manner.
If this is an ordinary girl, she may accept this descriptor when she sees it, but Liu Yiyi is also the goddess of the literature department, and it is strange that she is not fried when she is described like this.
"Feiyu, hurry up and change it back, change the color of the country and the fragrance, the country and the city, and the country and the people!"
Lu Feiyu puffed up his chest, and really didn't give any face: "I'm from the Department of Journalism, and I'm going to be a reporter in the future, I think any description I write must be objective and fair!" ”
"Heh, do you dare to say that you are objective and fair? You're just looking down on my goddess! The leading boy instantly began to roll up his sleeves.
Dong Wenhao hurriedly pulled Luffy up and said, "What's the matter with you?" I'm not saying that literati are worthless. ”
"But senior, I really can't do that thing of opening my eyes and talking nonsense!"
When the words fell, Dong Wenhao's face turned white in an instant, and his heart was finished, Lu Feiyu, this kid was unlucky today.
Sure enough, when they heard this, the boys who were gathered together instantly couldn't stand it, and let Ling change to the national color Tianxiang is talking nonsense with his eyes open? This is more than a delicate description of Goddess Liu.
Luffy Yu is also good enough, and when he saw that the other party was going to touch the stool, he still didn't want to change it.
The atmosphere at the scene was tense, and it felt like a fight was about to start in the next second.
The noisy sound of the office also pierced through the wooden door, so that the merchants in the corridor could hear it clearly, and they all looked into the room curiously.
At this moment, the door of 208 was suddenly pushed, but because there were so many people from the literature department, they were all crowded at the door, so that the door was not pushed open, and it was not until the last person in line withdrew his feet that the door was barely opened.
Jiang Qin squeezed in from outside the door and glanced at them with a frown: "What's the situation?" The boss won't let you in? ”
"Boss, the people in the literature department are not very satisfied with the biography we wrote for Liu Yiyi." Dong Wenhao told the truth.
"Is this worth dancing with a gun? It's changed, the website is dead and the people are alive, where is not satisfied? ”
"Luffy Yu's adjective for Liu Yiyi is showy."
Jiang Qin was also stunned after hearing this, and said in his heart, isn't that scolding? No wonder these people came to the door: "Hurry up and change it, change the color of the country and the fragrance of the country, like flowers and jade." ”
"It's not good to be like a flower!" The requirements of the leader are very high, such as flowers are not good, such as flowers are scolding.
"Okay, okay, like crying, like a dream, like anything, hurry up after the change, and there will be customers coming over in a while, what does it look like to block the door?"
After hearing this, Luffy Yu immediately quit: "Boss, the character biography wants to be true, you can't open your eyes and say nonsense!" ”
"I'm grass, you still say?!"
A few boys picked up the bench in an uproar and raised it above their heads, murderous, and the battle was about to break out.
Jiang Qin was drunk, and said in his heart that these people who are engaged in literary creation are so shafted?
At this moment, the door was pushed open again, and Feng Nanshu walked in with a small face, so worried about not getting the boss's wife's certificate, so that his expression became even colder.
Hey?
The boys in the literature department were stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but put down their stools, their eyes were dazed, and the rest were all amazing.
This is the school girl, right?
This is the appearance of the country and the city, and the disaster of the country and the people, right? !
In contrast, the words Goddess Liu and Xiuqi are a perfect match.
Not bad, good, good.
It's strange to say, they just thought that praising people was a bit insulting, how did it become so appropriate in the blink of an eye?
Chinese culture is indeed broad and profound, and the feelings brought to people in different places and times will be completely different.
"Anyway, I don't change it, when I write the biography of the character, I insist on seeking truth from facts, have you heard of a sentence? An Neng broke his eyebrows and bent his waist to deal with the powerful, which made me unhappy! Luffy was still slipping around with his mouth full.
The leader frowned: "Okay, you kid has a kind, if you don't change it, you won't change it!" ”
At six o'clock in the evening, brilliant fiery clouds pierced the sky.
Liu Yiyi returned to the dormitory from the teaching building, and the first thing he did was to open the Zhihu forum, and then opened his own biography, and then right-clicked the mouse, kept refreshing, and stared at the computer screen without blinking.
But to her disappointment, the two words Xiuqi still exist in her biography, without the slightest change, which makes her feel very annoyed.
Liu Yiyi opened the discussion group, and Aite said that he wanted to help him get justice.
"Cui Qiang, have you been to 208?"
"Ah, I went with more than 20 people, and even the owner of the website saw it." Cui Qiang replied very quickly.
Liu Yiyi's eyebrows rose after listening: "Then why is there still two words in my character biography?" ”
"Actually, I think the word Xiuqi is very appropriate."
“???????”
At the same time, in the dormitory of the Faculty of Arts on the East Campus, Cui Qiang opened the post function of the website, and his fingers quickly typed a small short essay on the keyboard, using various gorgeous words such as sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, national color and heavenly fragrance, and fairy descending to earth, describing Feng Nanshu as a fairy more than a fairy.
If this post is seen by Dong Wenhao, he will definitely give a very high evaluation from a professional point of view.
Why?
Because this character biography is so perfectly written, you can feel the taste of the goddess between the lines.
But Dong Wenhao is destined not to see this character biography, because Cui Qiang held the mouse, and as soon as he clicked send, a prompt box popped up on his computer screen.
"I'm grass, what does it mean that my post involves sensitive words?"
"Impossible, check again!"
From dusk to sunset, from sunset to night, Cui Qiang checked seven or eight times, reposted it five times, and finally chose to give up after the account was prompted to be banned for 24 hours.
Damn, I feel like there's a mysterious power that's going down the net cable and choking my throat!
He looked at the three flowers in his account, reopened Liu Yiyi's selection interface, and hovered his mouse over the voting button for a long time, but he still didn't vote.
Nothing else, he just suddenly felt that this competition was a bit of a joke.