The new college entrance examination era 010 is dedicated to business
At 13:40, Bu Fan went out, met Chu Xuanyu downstairs, and then rode a small yellow car by himself.
At 13:50, the two arrived at the bus stop and waited for Dou Haoran.
At 13:55, the three of them came to the small street park "Qiyuan".
Entering the "Qi Garden", the three of them walked inside and saw a purple corridor.
The entire corridor is densely wrapped in long vines, the branches and leaves are flourishing, and the clusters of purple flowers are in full swing, like a dream.
Bu Fan decided to plan big things with his two good brothers here.
Along the way, Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran asked from time to time what was related to their lives, Bu Fan pretended to be mysterious and smiled silently.
They also ridiculed Bu Fan for wanting to get a high score and going crazy, and picked up the rags as an artifact, but Bu Fan was still calm and calm, smiling silently.
When a person has confidence, he can especially calm down.
When the three of them sat down on the stone bench in the corridor, Chu Xuanyu couldn't wait to say, "I should be able to say it now, right?" What is it that concerns us for the rest of our lives? ”
Dou Haoran gave Bu Fan a preventive injection and said: "Don't say it, your ugly frame has brought you good luck, you have to share your good luck with us!" ”
"Yikes! Brother Zhengqi is a monster! That's exactly what I'm saying, no kidding! Bu Fan sat up and said solemnly, "What I am going to say next may be beyond your understanding, you will definitely not believe it, but whether you believe it or not, don't interrupt me, don't ask questions, don't question." You just need to know that I am your good brother and will never deceive you, I just don't want to eat alone, I want to share the blessings and hardships with you. ”
"Pretend, pretend, you keep pretending! Brother Zhengqi has pierced you in advance, you still have to pretend! Chu Xuanyu pointed to Bu Fan's nose and said, "You must be holding back now, waiting for us to believe you, and you will burst into laughter!" ”
Bu Fan was really almost broken by Chu Xuanyu, and laughed loudly, if nothing else, just for Chu Xuanyu's self-made smart little appearance.
However, Bu Fan knew that he couldn't laugh, and if he did, the following words would not need to be said. At this moment, Bu Fan and Meng Fan found that it was so difficult for the three brothers to talk about serious things, and they didn't have the kind of understanding and tacit cooperation that they did ridiculous things together.
"Sad! Sorrowful! Bu Fan couldn't help but sigh, "Between our brothers, is there only a joke, not a serious matter?" Why is it so hard to get down to business with you? ”
"Where? Isn't that so? The point is that you're clearly not getting down to business! Dou Haoran stood up and denied it for the first time.
"Yes, we are really good brothers, how can we not have business?" Chu Xuanyu also denied it.
"Okay, let's agree on a key word for talking about business, that is, the five words 'for talking about business'!" Bu Fan proposed, "No matter who the three of us are, as long as we say the five words 'talking about business', the other two must be serious and serious, and they can't interrupt or joke." The five words "say business" are not allowed to be used for pranks, if anyone violates it, they will be cut off directly, and there is no need to discuss! ”
Dou Haoran said: "I think it's feasible, but will the punishment be too severe?" ”
Bu Fan said categorically: "Not strict! If we pay enough attention to the feelings between us, we will not make such a low-level mistake. We need to trust each other at all times, so don't joke about brotherly trust! ”
Chu Xuanyu said: "Sounds very reasonable, I agree!" ”
Dou Haoran said again: "That's it, I agree!" ”
Bu Fan said: "Okay, we unanimously passed, no matter when and where, no matter which of the three of us, as long as we say the five words 'say the right thing', everyone must take it seriously." Now, for the first time, I'm going to start the Talking Done program – 'Talking Straight Only'. ”
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran were both sitting in danger, holding their breath, waiting for Bu Fan's next words.
Bu Fan took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "What I told you before lunch is true, not my whim. It is with the help of this dirty and ugly pair of glasses that I can copy whoever I want to copy the test papers. ”
"After answering the test papers, I tried to search your field of vision and saw your test papers. Brother Zhengqi's words are written like crabs walking sideways, and Brother Xiaochu's words are so small. When you look at your papers, the frames of your glasses give warnings respectively. Looking at Dou Haoran's test paper, the warning is 'learn from the scumbag test paper, learn from it carefully'; looking at Chu Xuanyu's test paper, the warning is 'learn from the scumbag test paper, it is strictly forbidden to learn from it'. ”
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran's eyes widened, and they seemed to believe it. When Bu Fan said this, Chu Xuanyu said with some resentment: "Stop, stop, isn't the ugly frame also discriminatory and discriminatory?" Why is he 'cautious to borrow', so I 'strictly forbidden' to borrow'! ”
"Do you need to say it? I'm better than you! Dou Haoran said with a grin.
Bu Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "You don't have to laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps!" What does this mean? It means that you did poorly in your test papers. I want to help you, but I can't think of a way to help you. Taking a nap at noon, I dreamed again, no longer the dream of being late for the exam, but a new dream. In the dream, there was a man who claimed to be Zhu Siyuan, and he told me how to help you. Strangely, he also appeared in the dream that was late. But that's not the point, now I'm talking about the point. ”
"In the afternoon, math exams, I'll share my vision with both of you. Notice that if you receive a prompt as to whether or not to accept the reversal of vision, and think to yourself yes, you will still see what I see. ”
"Remember, it's magical, don't make a fuss, don't panic and sneaky, try to be natural. Brother Xiaochu should pay special attention to this point. ”
"Don't let the fourth person know about this, you must know that I have broken the law and are taking risks by doing this."
"Alright, I'm done talking, now you can speak."
For a long time, Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran stared at each other, and no one spoke.
Bu Fan asked in surprise: "Not so, right?" Are you overjoyed, or are you scared silly? ”
Chu Xuanyu was a little embarrassed and said, "But what if I don't want to get a high score?" ”
"Why?" Bu Fan asked.
Chu Xuanyu said bitterly: "Take revenge on my parents for neglecting me all these years!" You don't know how much they bully people, since they have a second child, they don't look at me with a straight eye, when I am a stinky fart. No, it's not a stinky fart, they can still smell it, they are air, I can't see it, I can't touch it, I can't smell it. Although they performed well in the past two days, it was not enough to make up for the damage done to me for so many years, I originally planned that the total score of the college entrance examination would not be more than 100, but now I have raised it slightly, and it is not more than 200 after 100. ”
Bu Fan looked at Dou Haoran and asked, "What about you, don't you also want to get a high score?" ”
Dou Haoran nodded and said, "Correct!" ”
Bu Fan asked, "Why are you?" Also because of parents? ”
"That's right!" Dou Haoran said angrily, "The two in our family are even more desperate, and they have already discussed it, and they will divorce peacefully after I finish the college entrance examination." After the divorce, they will definitely have their own families, and they will definitely have children. Xuanyu's parents are practicing a trumpet together, but my parents want to practice one by one! In order for them to know how much damage their divorce had done me, I had to fail the test and have a particularly miserable score. ”
Bu Fan smiled self-deprecatingly and said, "I suddenly knew why the three of us had such a good relationship. Putting aside everything else, let's just say that we are all scourges in the eyes of our parents, people who have long been abandoned by our parents. They did not abandon us materially, but they completely abandoned us spiritually, which can be regarded as atypical abandonment. I haven't had time to tell you that last night, the night before the college entrance examination, my parents and I had a showdown, my mother is two or three months pregnant, and I will soon have a younger sibling. I humiliated them and let them down, they felt that my younger siblings could bring them glory and hope! ”
Chu Xuanyu said: "We are really difficult brothers, we have to be brothers!" ”
Bu Fan generously said: "We have long been brothers! Our parents look down on us, and we have to look down on ourselves. They must think that we can't get a high score, so why don't we show them a high score? What do you think they will look like when they learn that we got high grades? ”