The bell rings for the end of the exam.

Chen Guangguang said: "Please put the test papers and answer sheets on your desks and leave the examination room with your belongings. ”

Bu Fan packed up his belongings, left his seat, and walked to the door of the examination room to pick up the shoulder bag placed there.

At this time, Li Feng chased after him and said in Bu Fan's ear: "Let you fool you through again, and the next time it will definitely not be!" Even if you hide it well, no matter how well you disguise it, I have the confidence to catch you cheating now, you can do it yourself! ”

Bu Fan silently saluted Li Feng, the psychic song machine had already reacted, and a melody began to swirl in Bu Fan's mind.

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You are a good person,

At first glance, you know that you have a good heart.

The hustle and bustle of life,

Busy and serious.

You are a good person,

At first glance, you know that you have a good heart.

There is never any overly high hope,

I only believe that sweat is gold.

You are a good person,

Good people are the soul of this world.

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Bu Fan didn't care about competing with Li Feng anymore, turned his head and walked away.

Li Feng seemed to punch out and hit the cotton bale, looking at Bu Fan's departing figure, eager to poke a transparent hole in him with his gaze.

Bu Fan passively listened to the song while walking, and felt that if he continued like this, he would definitely be either insane or schizophrenic.

Seeing Zhang Zechun, it is imperative.

At the exit on the east side of the No. 2 teaching building, Bu Fan met with Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran.

I saw that Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran had a bright look in their eyes and a light on their faces, no need to ask, they were very satisfied with the interracial language exam.

The trio went to the old place again.

The wisteria flowers are in full bloom, and the three of them are plotting with all their might.

Dou Haoran strongly advocated the robbery of the kidnapping ticket, and proposed that everyone have a brainstorming session and come up with three necessary tools for committing crimes.

The three of them are connoisseurs, but the robbery and kidnapping are the first time the eldest girl has taken a sedan chair, and she has no experience.

Chu Xuanyu scratched his ears and cheeks, and thought for a long time before he came up with three things: "Three black stockings, a sack, and a pair of stinky socks." ”

Dou Haoran reminded: "Elaborate the purpose! ”

Chu Xuanyu said locally: "The use is obvious: we have one stocking per person, and we use it on the head; Sacks are used to hold people; Smelly socks are gags to prevent shouting for help. ”

Dou Haoran unceremoniously commented: "It's not worth much! ”

Chu Xuanyu looked at Bu Fan for help, Bu Fan also wanted to evaluate it objectively, but before his thinking had time to measure and judge, the soul song machine had already made a judgment first:

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You're so poisonous, you're poisonous, you're poisonous

Poison poison poison

The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes

The more I listened, the more confused I became

You're so poisonous, you're poisonous, you're poisonous

Poison poison poison

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Bu Fan still couldn't adapt to the sudden singing voice of the song ordering machine, subconsciously covered his ears, and only after covering it did he realize that it was useless to cover his ears, the singing sounded directly in his head, whether he liked to listen to it or not, he had to listen obediently.

Chu Xuanyu said a little angrily: "Even if you think my thoughts are not good, don't be so exaggerated, look at Brother Fan's ears are dirty!" Brother Fan, Brother Fanbao, tell me about your high opinions, I will listen to you! ”

"Definitely taller than yours! Don't talk about Brother Fan's, mine will also be higher than your two Chu Xuanyu. Dou Haoran hurriedly said, "If you want me, I only prepare a bottle of drug, a rope, and a brush." ”

Chu Xuanyu laughed when he heard this, and said, "The drug and the rope are still touching, what are you going to do with the brush?" ”

Dou Haoran sneered: "With your small brain capacity, you can't think about such a responsible problem." Brother Fan has a lot to ask this person, what if he doesn't cooperate? It is necessary to extort confessions by torture, but it is estimated that none of us can do it if we use the knife to see the blood. A brush can solve this problem perfectly, sweep the soles of his feet with a brush and tickle him. You don't know that in ancient times, itching was torture. ”

Chu Xuanyu still scoffed and asked Bu Fan, "Brother Fan, what do you think?" ”

And Bu Fan was being disturbed by the wailing singing in his head.

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I'm sure I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing

And you are my prey

It is the lamb in my mouth

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Bu Fan replied casually: "Brother Zhengqi is a wolf in sheep's clothing!" ”

Dou Haoran smiled and said, "Thank you Brother Fan for the compliment." Please Brother Fan tell me your high opinion, what three items to prepare for robbery and kidnapping. ”

Bu Fan Chengzhu said in his chest: "I don't think I need to prepare anything, I myself am a fully functional tool for robbery and kidnapping." ”

"Hehe, bragging, don't make drafts!" Chu Xuanyu obviously didn't believe Bu Fan's words.

Dou Haoran was also skeptical, and he asked, "How to subdue the other party?" ”

Bu Fan replied: "A hand knife knocked out." ”

Dou Haoran asked again: "How to restrain the other party?" ”

Bu Fan replied: "I have shoelaces." ”

Dou Haoran also asked: "How to make the other party speak?" ”

Bu Fan replied, "I have hypnosis. ”

Dou Haoran was also 100% sure that Bu Fan was bragging, and continued to ask: "We have to be disabled according to the exam, we can't guard him, how can we ensure that he stays honest for a day and is not discovered?" ”

Bu Fan replied: "I can precisely control the time it takes to wake up after knocking him out, ten minutes if I say ten minutes, and ten hours if I say ten hours." ”

Dou Haoran asked again: "You said that he has superpowers, how should I deal with it?" ”

Bu Fan replied as a matter of course: "This is what you need to solve, I said yesterday, you are going to prepare a share of black dog blood." ”

Dou Haoran said helplessly: "I will prepare the black dog blood." But Brother Fan, don't you think your cowhide is blowing too much? ”

Chu Xuanyu quipped: "Brother Zhengqi, don't care if the cowhide is blown or not, don't you think Brother Fan is very cool?" Anyway, I'm stunned! Brother Fan is worthy of being chosen by God to be a traitor, and he can brag so extraordinarily and superbly! ”

"Looks like you don't believe it anymore!" Heaven chooses to be a traitor', I like this statement! I'm done! Bu Fan said solemnly, word by word, "If any of you sacrifice yourself, I will show you a demonstration, and you will know if I am bragging!" ”

"Me!"

"Me!"

Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran scrambled to speak, and then realized that something was wrong at the same time, so they pointed at each other.

"Him!"

"Him!"

Bu Fan couldn't help but laugh dumbly, the thinking mode of the two goods is exactly the same, and the speed of rotation is almost the same, otherwise they would not be able to do the same response. Bu Fan's smile at this time was like a big bad wolf dressed as his grandmother, and he said gently: "I promise that it won't hurt or itch, at most it's like being bitten by a mosquito." ”

Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran exchanged glances, none of them believed Bu Fan's words, and almost said in unison: "Burden scissors hammer, two wins in three games, whoever loses will be a guinea pig for Brother Fan." ”

"Deal!" Bu Fan said for the two of them, and raised his right hand and waited for the two of them to come over and give a high-five.

Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran once again had a heart, and each raised their hands to wave towards Bu Fan's palm, but they shook it for a while, and suddenly turned halfway, leaving Bu Fan aside, the palms of the two of them slammed together, and there was a crisp sound of "snap".

Brother Xiaochu and Brother Zhengqi laughed out loud when the conspiracy succeeded.

"You wait!" Bu Fan also smiled, with a little bad and a little evil in his smile.