Have you ever picked up any money? What's the most you've ever picked up? This man possessed by a koi fish picked up a box of money, but his first reaction was to run away, because there were too many, a whole box full, who was not confused?

But after being shocked for three seconds, Fugui'er turned back again, after all, this is a whole box of money, what mortal can not be moved when he sees it? But Fuguier, as an honest man with a simple duty, he will never take anything that does not belong to him, unless no one wants it.

So after repeatedly confirming that there was "no one" around, he shouted two sentences in the loudest voice, "Does anyone still want this box?" No one wants me to take it! ”

Everyone has heard it, it is true that no one wants him to pick it up, because the box is missing a reel, Fuguier dragged it up with great difficulty, and then a three-jumper happened to pass by and asked him if he wanted to take the car. Fugui is a thrifty person, only two miles away from home, how can he take a car? But suddenly there was a siren from behind, so let's sit back.

The driver saw that he was sneaky and the box was still so heavy, so he asked curiously, what was inside? What's your business, it's not money anyway.

Fugui was also a little embarrassed by his unintentional truth, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone, pretended to answer the phone and asked: "Brother, I am about to come to your house, I brought you the statue of the god you wanted, rest assured, I will never delay your incense worship tonight." Then he got out of the car in another community very wittily, and waited for the driver to go far before dragging the box back to his home. But with such a big box of money, my wife will definitely ask questions when she knows about it. So Fugui'er hid the box in the aisle and covered it with a burlap bag.

After doing all this, I was just about to open the door, but the door suddenly opened from the inside, it turned out to be my wife, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night, just waiting for him to come back and open the abalone.

But Fuguier was still in a panic, how could he have the energy to eat abalone, and he couldn't stand it when he ate it every day, so he had to lie that his stomach was upset, and he didn't dare to drink the milk poured by his wife, for fear that his wife would mix things that shouldn't be mixed in it.

In the middle of the night, Fugui was really a little worried, so he took advantage of his wife's snoring and wanted to transfer the box to another place. It just so happened that the neighbor went back to his hometown yesterday and handed him the key and asked him to help take care of the house. Fugui moved the box into the neighbor's house, afraid that the money was fake, so he specially took out two of them to check them. Unexpectedly, after the inspection, I was about to enter the house, and the door suddenly opened again. His wife asked him, "What are you doing sneakily in the middle of the night?" He lied and said, "Come out and smoke a cigarette." "Then why don't you smell of smoke on you?" Fugui was beaten upside down, "You women are hypocritical, you have to say if you have the smell of smoke, and you have to say if there is no smoke." You're so sexy and beautiful, do I often talk about it? ”

As soon as my wife heard this, she immediately became beautiful, since you said so, then I will reward you for eating abalone for breakfast, ouch, my mother.

When he woke up the next morning, Fuguidu still felt that it was a little unrealistic, so he hurriedly went to the neighbor's house, opened the box and confirmed it before relieving himself. Crying at the money, he said, "Where have you been all these years?" I've been looking for you! ”

However, you don't have to look at Fugui so happy now, there will be times when he cries later. Because this box of money is not small, it is the black money used by a parliamentarian to bribe high-level officials, and he didn't want to be robbed by a gangster organization on the way there. At that time, the two sides were too fierce to exchange fire, attracting the police, and the robbers had to hide the money first, and then come back to get it when the police left, but unexpectedly it was a step too late, and the box was picked up cheaply by the rich and noble people who came to urinate, and the robbers only picked up a wheel and went back to pay the errand.

"What the hell?" The robber boss was angry, but the parliamentarian was in a hurry, the loss of money was a trivial matter, and the key was evidence of corruption and bribery with senior officials. The election is imminent, and if this is exposed, it will not be able to run out of tricks.

The councillor had no choice but to hand over this matter to the police captain Mustache, a young expert in solving the case, and asked him to make sure that he retrieved the box and the documents inside, and if he did a good job, he would be promoted and raised, and if he didn't do a good job, he would squat on the fence.

Because he has some mustaches in his hands, Fuguier here also saw the news of last night's shootout on TV, and then take the police to investigate and monitor to know what kind of surveillance? Fugui'er was frightened when she heard this, and hurriedly put on her hat, and wanted to inquire about the situation.

Seeing that there were policemen, he pretended to come here to go to the toilet, and then pretended to be a melon eater and asked the police what they were doing, and the policeman said: "There was a shootout here last night, but unfortunately the surveillance is broken." "Oh no, that's great.

Knowing that the monitoring was useless, Fuguier was completely relieved, and now she only needs to worry about how the money should be spent. The rent is paid directly for ten years at one time, and I take my wife and children out to spend money in three days, watch movies, check in at scenic spots, drink milk tea, and play all the things I wanted to go to, want to play, and want to eat, but I was reluctant to play them all because I was shy in my pocket.

Buy balloons, the ticket is too big to find, then take them all, buy five cups of milk tea at a time, drink it all to your heart's content, buy a microwave oven for your wife, buy a new schoolbag for your son, and when your wife sees that he has spent so much money recently, she wonders if he is robbing the bank. Fortunately, Fugui's clever lied that he had a happy salesman friend, and he paid for all the consumption.

But there is so much money that I can't spend it all, and I'm afraid that my wife will find out, what should I do?

Then hide it in pieces, hide a little in the toolbox, hide a little behind the water tank, hide a little behind the photos of your parents, hide a little in the water tank, hide a little in the company's desk drawer, and hide a little bit in the company's desk drawer.

There is absolutely no one who can be more professional than a married man, but if you hide all the places you can hide, there are still a lot of left, and you really can't find a place, so you can just buy a suite. Fugui came to the most expensive local community, and directly asked the sales lady to recommend the most expensive, not the best, but the most expensive.

"Hello sir, we can make a down payment of as little as 20% here, may I ask who you are?"

Nirvana replied, "Full in cash." ”

"What?" The young lady was shocked when she heard it, you, I'm afraid you're not here to launder money, right? It immediately means that you can only swipe the card. If you don't recruit rich people, you can only come to the bank to deposit money.

However, although Fuguier was stupid, he also knew that he couldn't deposit it all at once, so he was instantly interested when he saw the bank's money counter. So Fugui asked the teller: "Where is this money counter sold?" I have two bags of cash at home, and I can't count how many I can't count. ”

The feeling of instant condensation of the air, the people around were stunned for a moment, and then the big guys laughed, and the bank teller looked at it for a while and said, "You wait a while, I'll be back immediately." As soon as he heard this, Fugui was very frightened, took something and turned his head to flirt, but he ran too fast, and let the truck hit when he went out, but fortunately there was no big problem, and he woke up lying in the bank and saw a few brains.

Fugui was so frightened that he jumped up instantly, fortunately, the bank didn't suspect anything, just said that he forgot to take his deposit receipt, but because of his series of sassy operations, he left himself a deep hidden danger, and the mustache, an expert in solving the case, had already found him through the monitoring of the surrounding stores, although the video was too blurry, and he didn't see his appearance clearly, but the mustache was also found by checking the three jumpers.

That night, after his driver described it, the painter described a portrait in which the driver secretly said to Officer Mustache: "It doesn't look like it at all." I think his drawing skills are terrible. The mustache backhanded is an ear, "Let you comment, the words are coming, right?" ”

After a few ears, the driver finally remembered a little useful information, saying that when he was rich and paying at that time, he called up a bank card, which said what bank had this clue, and the mustache immediately launched an investigation on the bank with the two words provided by the driver to see if there were large deposits and suspicious depositors. As a result, the staff naturally mentioned Fugui and said: "Two days ago, a brother came to deposit 100,000 yuan, and asked me where to sell it at a banknote machine." ”

Misfortune is not a one-way street, and my wife also found the box that night. Although men are small experts in hiding private money, women are also small experts in catching cheating and finding private money. Fugui hurriedly explained that the box was picked up by himself.

My wife was not only not happy when she heard this, but she was afraid, picking up dozens of hundreds of dollars is called picking up, and picking up a box of money can it still be called picking up? His wife persuaded him to return the money, but Fuguier was very sober-minded, and said: "The owner of the past ten days has not called the police, indicating that this must be a black money, and I was still small at the time, and asked loudly whose box it was, but no one answered me, since no one wants it, we keep it for ourselves and spend it slowly, isn't he fragrant?" ”

It makes sense, but my wife doesn't think so, didn't the teacher teach you to pick up money and hand it over to the police uncle when you were a child? What if the police come to the door? As a result, when I turned my head, I found that the policeman's uncle was already at his house.

Seeing the police holding a gun at him, Fugui was stunned, I wiped it, did your mother-in-law's mouth open? The police have come to the door, and the money will have to be paid if it is not paid. But when the mustache is unzipped and I wipe it, why is it like this? Fugui hurriedly took out the deposit slip and took out all the hidden corners. Taking advantage of this, the mustache also found the evidence of corruption in the box, hey,, any one of them is evidence that can sit in prison, with this evidence, he can ride on the head of the councillor in turn and, how can he be afraid of his threats?

At this time, Fuguier also finished the house, saying that the rest was hidden in the factory. The mustache dragged the box and took Fugui to the factory to withdraw the money, but the mustache didn't know that all this was seen by the gangsters who had been secretly following him and preparing to take advantage of the fisherman.

Fugui came to the company, but met a drunk boss, and the boss thought that Fugui was coming to work overtime again, "The company has employees like you, it's really my blessing!" ”

Whatever you say, you have to pull Fuguier to drink two glasses. At this time, the gangsters outside couldn't wait, and began to move their hands on the mustache, but the two of them couldn't beat them together, and they were killed by the mustache.

The mustache didn't dare to stay longer when he saw that he had run away, so he hurriedly drove away, and on the way, he didn't forget to call Fugui and ask him to send the money to his home.

As soon as he got home, the mustache received a call from the councilor, asking him if he had found the box, and now that the mustache had evidence in his hand, how could he obey the councillors, so he lied and said that he was just a little eyebrows, but he didn't know that the gang boss was at the councilor's house at this time, and he showed the photo of the mustache dragging the box to the councilor.

"The mustache said he didn't find the box, and it seems that he didn't plan to return it to me." Hearing this, the gang boss also regretted it, he already knew that he wouldn't, otherwise what would I do with you? It was too late to intervene, and the councillor said, "Since you lost the box, you must find it for me." "Why has my Nima become my responsibility? But after all, I still have to mix here, and I don't dare to offend the parliamentarians too much.

Fugui also came to Mustache's house with the money, but he didn't think that Mustache would want to kill people after getting the money.

Fortunately, at this time, the gang had arrived, and the two sides immediately started a fight, but after a sudden attack, no one on either side died. So the mustache suggested that everyone sit down and talk calmly, and put guns on the table to show his sincerity, and when he got rich, he could only put a card. "Ah, what is this?"

"What, you are all doing big things, I'm just a little commoner, just let me go." After Fugui finished speaking, he picked up the small book and ran, but the gang boss disagreed, and if you don't join, it will be a trouble.

Just asked the younger brother to arrest someone, but Fugui ran back by himself, it turned out that the parliamentarian also sent the killer alone, and the three parties suddenly fell into a melee again, and then fell down one by one.

Until they all died in battle, in the end, the defenseless rich and noble children were left to survive. At this time, his wife called, and Fuguier promised his wife aggrievedly that he would never pick up money again in the future, which was terrible.

But when I turned my head, I saw that the money box accidentally hit the back shelf, and a box of money fell from it, and the councilor's men and gangsters disappeared collectively, and the documents were not recovered.

The councillor was afraid of the incident at the east window, so he followed the secretary and hid in the countryside, but was recognized by two amiable villagers. So he was still caught, no matter where the corrupt officials went, the eyes of the masses were always bright!

And Fugui, who was possessed by koi, picked up a new suitcase.

This story tells us not to be greedy for that little bargain. So, if you find a little bit like this, please tell me that I am willing to sacrifice others for myself and help you resolve the disaster.

"I believe you're a ghost."