"Have you made an appointment to go to some scenic paradise and enjoy the time of two people without people?"

"Poof!"

Lucy at the other table squirts a drink!

Lille, who revealed the truth in one sentence, calmly drank the stupid monkey and continued: "The young people are like this now.

Where do you want to go? Europe? Moon? Or Africa? It should be the moon, it's the moon. ”

Lille pretended to analyze their micro-expressions, and according to the answer, David scratched his head in embarrassment, and Lucy buried her head in her chest.

Only Jack and V still cast puzzled looks.

So Lille continued: "Most people have had times when they were kids when they wanted to find a place to hide, such as when they were beaten."

V responds immediately:

"I'll find a way to get a disposable pistol, it's not expensive, I really can't find a god to hack the vending machine, and give him the money after someone kills it."

"For example, being nagged by my mother"

"Pretend to listen and find a way to make things bigger afterwards." Jack rightly said, "Once you're making money, you don't have so many problems." ”

Lille looked at V, then at Jack, "Like the sports cars and motorcycles you're thinking about." ”

"That's a good one." Jack and V said in unison, "But now we have all of them." ”

"That's right!" Lille nodded, "Yes, you have it, next time you have a job, you lie at home and don't come out, anyway, there is no dream!" ”

"That's still there." V thought for a moment and looked at David again, "So you two are planning to go to the moon for a honeymoon?"

It's something to keep secret, it sounds quite romantic, unlike me, I've wanted to buy a sports car and live in a big house since I used to, it's very vulgar. ”

Jack didn't say anything more, but he could tell he was interested in the subject, and pricked up his ears to listen.

At this time, Lucy, who was at the other table, finally overcame the shame of having her little dream exposed, and looked up.

His hands kept shaking the jar in his hand, and his eyes were glued to the drink inside, as if there was a moon ship ticket inside.

While maintaining this position, she asked in a low voice, "Have any of you ever been to the moon?" ”

Lucy's question is pointed.

Everyone looked at Lille in unison - everyone thought they were mercenaries, they hadn't been there, and no one else had been.

They are all mixed on the streets, and who doesn't know how many pounds and taels they have.

But Lille is different, and it always gives the impression that he really might have been.

Coincidentally, Lille has really been, although it is not this world, and it is difficult to say that the final result is good.

So, he thought about the above, combined with some understanding of the world, and said:

"The Moon. There is no atmosphere, the sun is dazzling; Without sound, the only thing you can hear is what's in the headphones; Without gravity, every jump will make you feel like you're free.

It is not nonsense that humans like to fantasize about the scenery there, and the starry sky above, I can tell you, is clearer and brighter than the starry sky anywhere in the world, and many stars that cannot be seen on the earth will appear.

The Milky Way is like a bright river that cuts across the night sky – none of which can be seen in Night City.

However, the night is different. ”

Night?

David and Lucy were both stunned.

They've seen Mewtwo about the moon, but they've only seen Mewtwo in the daytime.

The moonlit night is cold, terrifying, and boring, and of course no one will record this Mewtwo for commercial purposes, and it is difficult to promote it.

Lille continued: "At night, the temperature will drop to minus 170 degrees Celsius or even lower, and few spacesuits will be able to withstand this temperature.

There was no air, so it was not only dark, but it was quiet, so quiet that it was frightening, and so quiet that it was unbearable.

And this ice hell will last for 14 Earth days – the length of a moonlit night. ”

Lille's tone silenced the crowd as well.

If he said that the night was unbearable, how horrible was it?

How do moonmen spend the night?

Lucy immediately spoke, "But I know the company has colonies up there. ”

"Yes, there are colonies, but as you said, they are corporate property, and secondly, colonies are all located under the moon.

Imagine you have to spend 14 days working in a building. ”

Corporate property means that life on it is not so dreamy, but in a closed space with limited resources, it may be worse than on the ground.

Lille shrugged, that's enough, tearing illusions is a very immoral thing.

Thinking of this, Lille felt that he had destroyed the dreams of boys and girls like this, and he seemed very cold.

So he added: "But anyway, I actually want to go to the moon too." ”

"Cut~" V put his elbow on Lille's shoulder, looking disdainful, "I thought you really went, have you been?" ”

"Hehe, you just don't think I've been there."

Lucy became even more silent, and David began to sweat when he saw this, and he hurriedly added, "Uh, but it's definitely still a good place."

"Of course it's a good place." "You think I'm just adding this to take care of your mood?" I really want to go. ”

Of course, there are other reasons why he wants to go up, but it is not appropriate to go into detail here.

He was afraid that Lucy would be even more mad after talking.

Lucy, however, seemed to grasp at a life-saving straw and asked, "Even if what is on it is only a colony of the company?" ”

"The moon is huge." Lille said slowly, "It's big, it's big, if it's a metaphor or an analogy—

Night City looks like a big, but it's actually a that can hold all types of dung, and there's always a pit for you.

The moon is much better, it's an ordinary crater, but a few lumps of have been thrown into it by people who don't have the quality. ”

"What a vulgar trope." V blurted out.

"Flutter."

Lucy laughed instead, and the dunghole metaphor somehow made her feel better.

"Free manure pits? It's really a metaphor you can think of, so in this case, we are also big? ”

But it's really vivid.

The more Lucy thought about it, the more amused it became, and then she picked up the jar and drank wildly, not knowing which string she had hit.

It seems that it is precisely because of this string that she becomes more gregarious, picks up the wine, laughs and drinks at the same time, and joins the army of drinkers.

When David saw her like this, he was a little anxious and wanted to follow.

Lille squeezed him: "One last thing, congratulations on passing the interview, I plan to give you a Burger King outsourcing status."

I'll send you a few pieces of gear after that, so be sure to check them out – and then go ahead and pursue your dreams. ”

With that, Lille patted David on the shoulder and gently pushed him towards Lucy.

This kid was light when he was pushed away, and soon joined the drinking army.

The drinking army gathered together, someone brought the speakers, and the scene was quickly heated up.

Lille finished his drink and jumped out of his chair.

"Okay, that's what happened here, if you want to continue, continue, I have to go back and make a summary of this incident."

As he said that, he saw Jack looking down and writing something, and Lil leaned over to take a look.

In Jack's hand was a miniature electronic notebook with the following headline written on it:

Mercenary Playbook.

"Before you decide to become a mercenary, I need you to think carefully about why you are a mercenary."

"And once you're stuck in thinking, you're always going to have all sorts of problems that might slow you down by pulling the trigger a little bit, and then"

"Heads are divided."

Here, the big man has summarized a simple and easy-to-remember rule for you, which is also the first of the book: "

"Remember, this world is a big dung pit, don't worry about which one stinks the most or worse, be yourself, and be the one you pursue the most."

Good vulgar manual.

Lille was in awe.

On the side of the street, a somewhat obese man laughed when he heard the analogy.

Although vulgar, he also agrees with this statement.

(End of chapter)