Wedge (2) An interesting story - the person who chokes on

Bai Wei had been pacing back and forth here for a quarter of an hour: "Potential? Homonym with it? And everybody's? He paced for another quarter of an hour: "Corpse? Definitely not, everyone's corpses, where am I going to get so much. Although a lot of people died in the family some time ago, there were not many of them, and the borrowed momentum was definitely not enough, and they couldn't win much money. Bai Wei is still thinking about this at the moment. Stone? This is feasible, the stone of the people, knock a corner of the steps at the door of the house, isn't this the stone of the people! After hesitating for a moment, he couldn't do it: "It's easy to be beaten by the master, the key is that it's too heavy, and it has to be buried in the courtyard, and you can't die of exhaustion when you take it back." "Gamblers are lazy after all. After pondering for a while, he patted his head in surprise: "It turns out that the old fairy has already mentioned me!" I'm so stupid! "I made up my mind and hurried home." Isn't that! The old fairy seems to scold me for two sentences, what shit is not as good, eat shit and choke to death. Actually, they're all reminding me that is best to borrow. Not heavy, easy to obtain, easy to hold, easy to bury. ”

I arrived home in a moment, and there was no container for half a day. He just came back to sleep in this house, it was a real family with four walls, and even the extra bedding had been changed, and he had a daughter-in-law who went home for dinner a few days ago. That's right! Dine! Hurriedly rushed to the stove room, there were really a few bowls thrown in the pot, it was the daughter-in-law who cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and soaked them in the pot after eating that day, and before she could wash them, she was led out by Bai Wei to pay off the debt. He took out one at random, and then carried a spoon for scooping soup, and sat like this from the evening until noon the next day, and did not close his eyes all night, but he seemed to be very energetic, and shot out of the door like an arrow.

Where's the? Fools know, Maozi. Where is the "of the many", the most numerous? Bai Wei can know that the thatched house of Mingxiang Building. The largest restaurant in the town, the most fragrant restaurant, the tables and chairs at the end of the day are definitely not enough, and there are people squatting and eating noodles on the doorstep steps. The four red lacquer swill buckets at the door for pouring leftovers had to be changed twice a day, and even the swill was booked, the first two buckets were set to be picked up and fed to the pigs, and the last bucket was set to be fed to the dogs. Every day, there are not 1,000 but 800 residents and merchants who dine here, which is already a sea of people for the town.

Bai Wei hid the bowl and spoon in his sleeve, pinched the cuff and put his hand behind him, and slowly swayed into the thatched house, pretending to release his hand, trying his best to look natural. In fact, the person who really wants to relieve himself walks quickly, and it is extremely unnatural for him to pretend to be relaxed. The first time I came in, someone squatted in the pit, and he squeezed two drops of urine out. The people who squatted in the pit lingered in the fireworks willow lane all the year round, looked at Bai Wei and smiled, nodded and said that I understand, and I am the same, Bai Wei came out depressed. The second time, he was about to bend down to, and when someone came in, he hurried out again, and muttered: "I ran in such a hurry and didn't bring straw paper." After saying that, the self-deprecating smile was very natural. Finally, after some patient waiting, the hut was empty, and there were no one far away. Bai Wei quickly rushed in and squatted down to fish, and stirred twice before fishing: the upper layer was only the person just now, and stirring twice was the "potential" of everyone. I can't help but feel that I am smart and careful, and it is very suitable to come here to borrow the power of everyone, there are many people, and the strength is big, and after using it, I will definitely win every gamble and get rich overnight. I thought so as I fished it out and put it in a bowl. Thinking about it, I fell into all kinds of life after I had money, and I unconsciously drooled. This frightened the two children who ran into the hut and prepared to blow up the with firecrackers.

Maybe the child is light-footed, or maybe Bai Wei is addicted to fantasies and can't extricate himself, in short, the Bai family is unaware that the two people who came in have retreated behind the low wall at the door, just peeking at him with four eyes exposed. The two children were already laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, but they desperately stretched their faces and covered their mouths to prevent themselves from making a sound, and there was a tacit understanding between the bad boys, one was still staring, and the other had run away. "Go and see, the Bai family eats less!" "Go and see, Bai Wei is eating!" The child who ran away was once beaten and cried by the "Baizhu Little Overlord", so he worked extra hard to publicize, and shouted everywhere when he entered Mingxiang Building. "Go! If it's late, you won't be able to see it, it's in the thatched house! "Hurry up! He's full when it's late! The people who ate forgot to pay attention to the children, and when people were eating, they said that this filth was unappetizing, and they put down their dishes and chopsticks and rushed to the toilet.

The rumbling footsteps finally woke up Bai Wei, who was immersed in the world of rich people. Listening to the sound that was already in his ears, Bai Wei hurriedly stood up and prepared to run, and as he walked out, the last spoonful of golden juice poured into the bowl a little harder, splashing a lot on the placket. His footsteps stopped, and so did the man. Because the rumbling footsteps also stopped, the end stopped at the door of the thatched house, just in time to greet the Bai family who had just come out. So there is such a scene: for the first time since the opening of Mingxiang Building, the tables and chairs are empty at the meal, and all the people are in the thatched house in the backyard. Just because the Bai family is holding a bowl in his left hand and a spoon in his right hand, his lips are salivating and his chest is shining with golden light.

The scene was audible, Bai Wei looked at the people who were looking at him fixedly, and then looked at his image at the moment, panicked: "No! I didn't ......" before I could finish.

"Oh my God! It's true! Someone called out.

"Can anyone really swallow this?"

"Not really! Look at that saliva! It's delicious! "Some people are already retching.

"It's sprinkled on my chest! What you say you rob, who will rob you! Can't you slow down? Gobbling up ......"

"Why are you eating this, is it because you're hungry?"

"Did you really end up here after leaving your family?"

"Are you ......" and "When are you ......" The crowd exploded completely, and the sound of laughter, retching, and discussion suddenly rang out.

Bai Wei rushed to the crowd with a bowl, everyone hurriedly avoided it, Bai Wei rushed out of the door, and ran for his life. I didn't stop all the way back home, immediately dug a pit in the courtyard, buried two prayers, and ran to the gambling hall with a silver ingot left by the old fairy when he left. "Laugh, laugh well, after today, I will be the richest man in this Baizhu, I will see which of you laugh." It's just that he didn't expect that things weren't as smooth as he thought.

"Get out! Don't eat! Come in again and fold the legs! The gambling house he frequented turned him away, he should have thought that the little effort he made in the courtyard to "open the altar", and the news of "Bai Wei eating" had spread throughout the town.

"I saw it come out of the toilet with a bowl of and a spoon in my hand."

"Then who saw it with their own eyes, ate it, and sucked it."

"It's delicious! I ate two bowls, one dry and one thin, and the dry one choked and drank it and rushed down. ”

"If you don't believe it, ask who is going, and he will stand on the side." They will never say they saw it with their own eyes.

Word of mouth has long been far from the beginning of the story, the rumors at the beginning are still facts, but everyone can not be the original when they go down, he always has to add some of his own imagination, because everyone already knows the original story, at this time if you can have a little insider - "you don't know everything, in fact, ......it's like this", the person who knows the inside story has become the focus of everyone, and everyone is very satisfied. Soon this version spread all over the right and wrong circles, and served as the basic template and story synopsis for the next person to add fuel to the creation. There are even passing merchants who have taken them to various places along the way, after all, there is something to talk about where such strange things are placed.

"Okay, I'll go elsewhere, and when I become the richest man, I will even buy your gambling house." Thinking about it, he hurried away.

"Get out! It's fucking disgusting! There's still someone sitting at your table?! "It's the same with this casino.

"Get out! Once you're done with everyone, come and break your dog's legs! Finally, after the last gambling house threw him out of the door, he was finally sure that he couldn't gamble in the town.

Soon, he found that if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would starve to death in this town. The gambling hall didn't let him in, and the restaurant didn't let him in, like Mingxianglou, he even hired two more Xiaoer to stand at the door, just to stop him. It's just that the restaurant doesn't let him in, after all, no one wants to dine with a-eater. He was not allowed to sit at the food stall on the street, saying that no one wanted to use the dishes and chopsticks used by people who ate. Even the steamed bread seller didn't sell it to him, for fear that everyone would say that his steamed bread was very suitable for the taste of people who eat, so why did so many steamed bread sellers buy from his house, just because this old woman is thrifty, there is no extra pot at home, and the noodles are made with pots, and the Bai family went to smell the smell. At this moment, he finally understood a little bit that he just asked on the street: "Widow Wang, how can the charcoal seller who came out of your house yesterday walk and play a swing?" Two days later, the widow hanged herself from the beam. In fact, it's just that the charcoal seller is old, and there is no man in this family, so he is kind enough to help move the charcoal in, and it is inevitable that his legs will be weak after finishing the work.

Bai Wei has been hungry for four days, and the land that the Zhang family bought for him is clean and there is not even wild grass, if he can farm, he will not gamble. He is also the only one in the Orion family who can't hunt, otherwise it would be really difficult to go hungry with his back against these 100,000 mountains. The mulberry tree at the door has been bald by him, and it is time to spin silk when he eats mulberry leaves. I went to the old place for three days in a row and wanted to meet the old fairy again and ask for a way to save him, but I never saw anyone again, and it seems that fate is really over. I looked for it again today, and when I couldn't find it, I left the town, and I thought about it and went out. Soon he returned, but the old fairy was not found, and even worse, he couldn't even leave the town. None of the chariots and horses that went out were willing to pull him, and they avoided him like a plague. None of the passing merchants took him by the way, for fear that they would not be able to stay in the hotel or eat in the future, because as soon as they entered the town, they would already be told such strange things, and then what kind of man he looked, what clothes he wore, and what kind of body he was. The original, updated from time to time, it's useless to change clothes and shave your head.

On the fifth day, Bai Wei appeared on the street again, on the day of his good luck, the old fairy let him go out at noon, and he deliberately picked noon when he went out today. He didn't know what he was going to do when he came out, he just felt that he couldn't stay at home, and to stay was to die. But what can you do when you come out? He thought about it for a long time, came out, at least it was dead and smelly and someone knew.

"Yellow among people! Beware of beware! Song San, who was picking dung, shouted and walked down the street, thinking in his heart that this load of fat would be beautiful if it fell to the ground for a while. When passing by Mingxiang Building, Xiao Er stopped him: "Alas, Song Laosan! Song San stopped, "There is a boss who left two catties of good Wuhu Yan for you, saying that he told you that he would take it away."

"Huh? Did you really give it? Song Laosan looked a little overjoyed.

"When did you meet such a bold boss? It's the best Wuhu Yan for you, the one that costs two taels of silver and half a catty. Xiao Er's expression was a little envious.

"Hey, how can I know such a big boss." Song San is an honest person, and a dishonest person can't do the job of scraping dung pits and picking dung for people. A few days ago, he was really nervous for a while: I heard that there was a young master who ate, didn't he rob me of my job. stood up and explained to Xiao Er's original book: "A few days ago, a boss came to me, saying that the family had a strange disease, and asked this person to make medicine in Zhonghuang, the longer the better, I said that although I deal with dung every day, how do I know which lump of time is long, which lump of time is short." Wet is not necessarily fresh, dry may also be constipated, related to the treatment of diseases and saving people, I don't dare to point fingers, do you say yes......" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xiao Er: "Don't say it!" Song San was a little embarrassed, and said directly: "Why do rich people have money, how smart!" Otherwise, if they are big bosses, I will pick up dung! People can think of it, if you want to say that it is a long time, which lump can grow more than this layer on my dung bucket that has been stained for many years! This is my job! I haven't changed it. "Xiao Er is already retching a little, and there are too many disgusting things I've heard in the past two days. Song San didn't see it: "So he took two new barrels and replaced my two old barrels, and thanked me for making it easier for him!" He said that by looking at my rosacea, he knew that I loved to drink, and he would definitely get me two catties of good wine. Song Laosan was a little embarrassed: "I thought he was just polite, he had already brought me a new barrel, but he didn't really want to buy me wine, or he was a big boss, open and bright!" As he spoke, he pointed to the new barrel, which was also red-painted.

"Okay, okay, come in and get it, it's disgusting." Xiao Er was a little impatient.

Song San followed Xiao Er to the store, and met Liu Er, who also picked two buckets: "Feed the pigs!" But it was Liu Er who picked up the two buckets of swill that were set yesterday. Liu Er nodded and responded to Song San.

"Oops! It's so eye-catching! Xiao Er was a little anxious, and hurriedly stopped in front of Song San: "Pick it up, go inside!" This is a restaurant, put it outside! ”

"Oh, yes, yes, I forgot to say hello to an acquaintance, don't blame me, little brother." Hurriedly apologized, took off the burden on his shoulders and put it outside the door, four red paint buckets stood side by side, and two of them were swill buckets.

Bai Wei staggered and turned into this alley, he didn't look at the road when he walked, and he didn't know how to get here, Xu was too hungry, and he arrived with the fragrance of rice.

"Bai Shao, look for." On the way, someone smiled and greeted Bai Wei, who was dragging his feet forward.

"Bai Gongzi, have you eaten?" Someone is already laughing.

"Young Master Bai, you eat people, can you eat dogs?" Passers-by holding a dog laughed, and the laughter around them became even more joyful.

"Bai Dashao's mouth is very tricky, the taste is specific enough, recognize this Mingxianglou's thatch." The people around him were already laughing hoarsely, and some of them were rolling in tears.

Bai Wei was angry and anxious, but he was so hungry that he didn't even have the strength to fight back. The children who had been beaten and cried by the "Baizhu Little Overlord" picked up the sheep dung and eggs on the roadside and threw them at him, and he didn't have the heart to chase them. Hungry, really hungry, Bai Wei hasn't been so hungry in 20 years. I used to hear that people can make anything for a bite of food, but he still doesn't believe it, thinking that people can make everything for money, and eating is a fart. At this moment, he believed it, and he still carried a silver ingot in his arms, which was left to him when the old fairy left that day, but what was the use, he couldn't bite it, and he was willing to change the dough according to the size at this moment. Think about the buns he once threw away, the unpalatable meals he threw away, and the smashes he regretted. Oh oh yes that year, the third uncle went to the state capital to send animal skins, and when he came back, he brought a famous roast chicken in the provincial capital, I heard that it took a long time to get it, he tore off a leg and only took a bite, and then threw it to the dog to eat, which was not to taste. Now that I think about it, it tastes so good, if that chicken leg can come back to me now, I won't gamble in my life, I will redeem my wife and live a good life, I will farm and she cook. How good it is to have food at every meal. Bai Wei looked forward to it, the ridicule on both sides turned a deaf ear, and he seemed to be unable to hear the sound anymore. Looking forward to it, the breath is not smooth. Looking forward to it, it was bright and dark in front of him, and he passed by the main entrance of Mingxiang Building.

"Are you going to die?" Bai Wei thought that he would not believe that he would starve to death before yesterday. Hearing a "bang" in a daze, the guys from Mingxianglou took out a few plates of leftover soup from the guests, came out and poured them into the swill bucket at the door. Bai Wei followed the prestige, "What is that?" Swill bucket, Mingxiang Building's swill bucket! Bai Wei suddenly came to his senses, even if he saw the old immortal at this time, his eyes would not be so bright. This flame-like red color ignited Bai Wei's fire of life. This moving red paint is more beautiful than all the sunsets he has ever seen.

The two of Bai Wei were arguing in his mind.

"That's leftovers, thousands of people's saliva!"

"What's going on!"

"You're not dirty! You didn't even eat your own leftovers before! ”

"What time is it now?"

"It's all farmers feeding pigs!"

"Ball him! If you are embarrassed, you have to eat enough to have the strength to feel ashamed. ”

"There are so many people watching!"

"I'm dying, and I still have a face? Besides, my face has long been lost, and I eat all the, why don't I eat it! ”

"How can you live if you eat it?"

"If you don't eat, you can live? It's long gone to be alive here. Eat! After eating, you will have the strength, and you can walk out of the town, change to a place that no one knows, and live well. ”

Bai Wei smiled a little self-deprecatingly, he already had an idea in his heart, he must eat the leftovers in this swill bucket! And fast! With my current reputation and the attitude of the people in the town, I am afraid that they will not even give me garbage. If you find out that I eat their swill, they won't give it to me even if they kick me down. Bai Wei thought about it, and then he had a plan. Everyone was staring at me now, but no one knew what I was going to do, so I rushed over as fast as I could, lifted the lid and grabbed a handful with my hands to eat. No way! If you eat too slowly, your fingers are leaking, and if you have more soup and fewer dishes, you can't catch anything in a hurry, delaying the time to eat a bite. I had to lift the lid and dive headlong into it and eat it with my mouth open! Which bucket to eat? Wouldn't it be another waste of time to stagger the empty barrels? Pretty! My head always shines brightly at the critical moment! Whoever has a flat burden will be full! It's already hung up and ready to pick it up! God help me, the second child who usually guards the door is talking to someone at the counter. Waiting for everyone to react and shout, Xiao Er heard it and came out of the counter to catch me, I was almost half full. There is no end to the road! Goodbye, this sadly. Farewell, my hometown. The day I return will be the time when the shame will be washed away! Look around, it's now! And it flew out like an arrow from the string......

The last words of Bai Wei's short life are only three words: grass,.

In shame and anger, he coughed up blood, he fell backwards, and when the world was spinning, he saw everyone laughing and crying, some fell to the ground holding their stomachs, some patted their legs, and some pointed at him. He also heard a lot of voices, laughter, heckling, sarcasm. He is fortunate that he will never hear or see again, and even if the future is ten times more difficult than the present one, he will not have to bear it. He is also unlucky, he is so young, he can no longer hear, he can no longer see, and the future may be a hundred times better than now, and he will not be able to enjoy it. Only when people are alive can there be all kinds of possibilities. It can be good, it can be bad, but it's all about being alive.

The last sentence Bai Wei heard in his short life was only three words: choked to death!

Since then, Baizhu Town has had an enduring story: the eldest young master of the Bai family's family went into the mountains to hunt but fed wild things, and the rest were tragically destroyed, leaving a lone seedling who gambled and lost everything, and when he had no money to eat, he secretly learned to eat, and choked to death when he was too eager to eat when he grabbed.

Peng Jiu really laughed when he heard Bai Wei eating two days ago, and he couldn't laugh when he heard that this person was choking to death after eating. When he hurried to see the face that had been washed away, he was silent. The old fairy who told fortunes was too accurate, first taught this person to win 10,000 taels with 100 yuan, and then said that he would die soon, and he also calculated the way to die, what an old fairy! Chen Yuan was also silent, and he looked at the two brand-new red paint dung buckets, and then at the two identical swill buckets next to him, and frowned. He arrived at noon today in Baizhu, the day before yesterday I heard a Hu businessman say that there is a boy who swallows dung in this town, and people give him the nickname of the maniac. I just had lunch at the best restaurant in the local area, and I don't need to ask at all, I am talking about the latest news of this strange man all around, and I want to ask others where they are and when they can catch a glimpse of the madman. But I was told that there is a way for the madman to act, and the whole town is wet with rain and dew, and he ate Zhu Zhuang yesterday, and he will go to eat Wang Zhuang's today. I'm afraid it's not easy to see, but I can always wait, he will come back after eating a circle, and the madman has a bad mouth and recognizes the taste. Here's what he wants. In the middle of disappointment, I heard the noise outside the door, and in a moment it was like an explosion of fireworks. When he came out, a man with a golden face was lying on the ground and was dead, but it was the Bai Wei he was looking for. When everyone was around looking at Bai Shao who was lying down, Chen Yuan glanced around, everyone's focus was here, so the people who didn't look here were particularly conspicuous. It was the window seat facing the street on the second floor of Mingxiang Building, and an old man exposed half of his upper body, slowly picked up one glass of wine after another, and drank himself. He looked very thin, his cheekbones were very high, and the hand holding the cup was bulging, as if the cup weighed a thousand pounds, and he had to exert a lot of strength. His eyes were fixed on the table, and he didn't know what he was looking at, but he seemed extraordinarily condensed.