Dai Piaopiao's real name is not called this, and this name can't be used by a person with a circle of faces and a strong voice. He didn't have an official name, but he had two brothers in the family, and one brother was called Dai Yi, so he was called Dai Er. Dai Erwei really likes fireworks Willow Lane too much, no matter where he goes, others must taste the local food and famous dishes, and he must taste the local women. In fact, generally local women go to other places, and women from other places will come here. In this business, as long as there are living people other than her at home, they basically don't open at their own doorstep. If you tell Dai Piaopiao this, he will tell you this truth and he understands it, so he can't miss any place. Because you went to Jiangnan, you tasted the women of Saibei, and when you went to Saibei, you tasted the women of Jiangnan, and coming over and going is the same. But if you miss a place, then the ambition of "sprinkling the north and south of the river" will not be realized, and there will always be a corner or even a few corners missing like a map, for example, if you don't go to the capital, the map will be missing more than a dozen corners at once. This theory is known to everyone who knows him, so he also has the nickname "prostitution". Some people don't know why, thinking that their real name is called Dai Piaopiao, and some people think that it is because he is like a fallen leaf, so he is called Dai Piaopiao, and the origin of the Eight Classics is only because of Chen Yuan and Gu Ming. Dai Er has no culture, and every time the two of them wait for him to come out outside, they ask him, "Are you cool?" Every time he wanted to answer: fluttering fairy. He remembered that there was such a word to describe the feeling of culture after the fact, but every time he forgot what the word said, whether it was Piao Piao or what Piao Piao, so he said every time: "Shuang Piao Piao!" So he called him to replace Piaopiao. I didn't want Daiji to accept it happily after hearing it: "This name is well-known!" There is culture, there is connotation! As soon as I heard it, it was in line with my temperament, free and elegant, and there was no word for it...... Right! Piao Gentleman. Very good! It can only be said that it is energetic! So this "Pianpian gentleman" has been called Dai Piaopiao since then, and he has been called for many years.

Dai Piaopiao is unlucky, the father named his first son Dai Yi very casually, and he called Dai Er. The master he worshipped was even more nonsense, and after hearing the origin of the name, he actually asked his three senior brothers in front of him to be postponed one later, so that he could jump from the fifth senior brother to become the second senior brother, but those three were not allowed to call him the second senior brother, nor were they allowed to call the fifth senior brother. To call the second senior brother, he has to call the three of them "third senior brother", "fourth senior brother" and "fifth senior brother" respectively. His master's greatest pleasure was to watch them call each other, and sometimes they would scream and scream, and the old man would laugh so much that tears came out of his eyes and he fell on the futon. But such a nonsense master's kung fu is not nonsense at all, "Lingyun Palace" is known for its light skills, and no light skills and body methods on the rivers and lakes can be compared. The light skills of the previous generations of Lingyun Hall Masters are the first in the world, and the contemporary Hall Master Bai Cang is even more outstanding, and is known as the strongest among the fifteenth generation of Lingyun Hall Lords. Just because he not only inherited the world's first light skill, but also fought a draw with Gu Gu, the "second in the world", with a ghost head knife.

When Dai Er worshiped Bai Cang as a teacher, he didn't know what Lingyun Hall was, nor did he know who Gu Gu was, and he didn't know what it meant for the Lingyun Hall Lord to tie with the "Eight Heavens of Martial Arts". When he was fourteen years old, Dai Er climbed on the roof of Zhang Fu's house in the village and uncovered the tiles to peek at Zhang Fu's warm-up before napping with his wife. Zhang Fu carried a bamboo stick to chase and beat all over the village, and Dai Er was in a hurry to get up to the big jujube tree at the entrance of the village, which startled Bai Cang, who was stealing to pick dates to eat. Zhang Fu couldn't come up, so he said two cruel words and went back.

Bai Cang looked at the young man in front of him who was also staring at him in surprise: "The young man is a good bone and has excellent talent. Do you want to learn kung fu from the old man? ”

The young man scoffed: "If you don't learn, you will starve to death if you learn, so you can only steal dates everywhere to eat." ”

Bai Cang laughed: "Baby! I'm really good at kung fu. ”

"I will too, who hasn't worked on it yet." Dai Er unbuttoned his pants as he spoke, stood on a thick branch, and soaked his urine column to the top of the tree, and actually urinated on the height of two people. looked at the stunned Bai Cang and said, "Can you do it?" ”

Bai Cang smiled and covered his stomach and said, "I really can't do it." After speaking, he said, "Can you do this?" As he spoke, he jumped straight down from such a high place, landing as lightly as a cat without making a sound, bending his body slightly, and raising a little trunk, and with a little force, he returned to the young man's side. Without waiting for the boy's admiration, he moved back and stood on the branch with the thickness of his little finger, swaying up and down with the branch in the wind. The young man was amazed again and again: "Amazing! Terrible! This branch can be crushed by a fat cat! ”

"How? Want to learn? Bai Cang said proudly.

The young man put away his envy, pondered for a moment, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Forget it." ”

Bai Cang was proud on the branch, and he stumbled and almost didn't stop, and jumped to the doll and sat down: "Why? Why don't you want to learn? Isn't it amazing? "Bai Cang is angry enough, how many people in the rivers and lakes want to worship under their own door, and they have only picked up and collected four of them over the years, this baby is good, I am in a hurry to accept you as an apprentice, and you are not happy.

This is often the case in the world, and only by understanding can we know that it is precious. But when you don't understand it, precious things will appear in a queue around you, but once you understand it, you can't find it with a lantern when you want to grasp it. People who have a good mouth often don't have a good tooth plate, but those who have a tooth plate don't have a good mouth.

"It's good, it's good, it's powerful." The boy smacked his lips: "It's just useless." ”

Bai Cang was about to have a seizure, and his heart said Lao Tzu let you see if it was useful or not. But I heard the young man say again: "I will be a farmer in the future, and I don't need this effort." It's a little useful now, but I also want to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and after marrying a daughter-in-law, I don't have the heart to watch Zhang Fu sleep with his wife anymore, what are you doing here. After a pause: "Besides, although I don't have any culture, I understand the truth." With such a powerful kung fu, it must not be easy to learn. No one becomes good casually, and no one benefits for nothing. I didn't want to be tired, and I didn't have anything to give. ”

Bai Cang was really a little dumbfounded this time: "I just thought you were a stupid boy, but I didn't expect the real wisdom to be foolish." ”

Dai Er smiled: "Usually stupid, people who think they are very smart will naturally come over to take advantage of you, so you don't have to work hard to know who is good and who is not good around you." It's normal to be a little muddy and do something out of the ordinary. Look at Wang Zhi, the son of the Wang family in the village, Xiucai, right? Knowledgeable, right? If it was him lying on Zhang Fu's house today, Zhang Fu wouldn't have to chase him, and he would have to die when it was rumored. It's a pity that I was lying on the roof, and the people of Man Zhuangzi didn't bother to pay attention to it, and Zhang Feng himself didn't necessarily remember to beat me the next time he saw me. Why am I telling you this, just because you are a foreigner who steals dates, and no third person will know about it. Daiji said with a grin.

After hearing these remarks, Bai Cang made up his mind to accept this kid, he didn't want to waste this kid's talent, and he didn't want others to ruin such a person. "Are you so willing to be ordinary? You're a teenage doll. ”

"Of course not, otherwise how could I have fun in Zhuangzi like this. It's just that my father is terminally ill and has few years to live, and as soon as he dies, I go out and play around. The boy laughed.

"How can you walk the rivers and lakes without a little effort?" Bai Cang Road.

"There are so many people who don't have kung fu, and all of them have no way to live?" Dai Er scoffed, "I'm not going out to fight." ”

"But you don't always go out to get beaten, do you? After learning my kung fu, at least I can run, and no one will catch up when I run. Bai Cang said, the young man didn't speak for a while, and Bai Cang asked again: "Then what are you doing when you go out?" ”

"Earn money." The boy was very crisp.

"What are you doing with your money?" Bai Cang asked, he didn't expect such a peculiar young man's wish to be so mundane and ordinary.

"Prostitution." The boy was still very simple, "I like women, and when I see beautiful women, I am happy and want to hug." I want to hug the difference between women everywhere in the world, and it's best to taste them everywhere. There was a light in the boy's eyes.

The corners of Bai Cang's mouth trembled, such a peculiar young man's wish was really not as vulgar as ordinary people. Said: "That's right, after learning my kung fu, you can run much faster than a horse, if you can ride a horse for half a lifetime to walk all over Kyushu, with my kung fu, three years and five years are enough." ”

This sentence was fatal to the attraction of the teenager, and the teenager said directly: "After my father died, where will I go to find you." ”

"Lingyun Palace, Bai Cang."

"Where is that?" The boy wondered.

"When you leave Zhuangzi, you can tell you how to move if you see someone with a sword or sword." Bai Cang's hands were behind his back, quite proud.

"What about bragging? A mile out of Zhuangzi, there was immediately an old butcher with a knife and killing pigs. If he doesn't know, what will you do? Daiji rolled his eyes.

"I'm not going to do anything, I'll end up with you now." After that, he kicked the young man off the tree, and caught him before he landed: "Don't be idle, your father will not leave for ten or eight years, and you still plan to start learning kung fu when you are thirty?" If you're unlucky, I'll be out of your father's head for the past three or five years, after all, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, and their lives are not guaranteed at any time. After saying that, the big one and the other sat under the tree, and the big one taught the small one the practice of the heart and basic skills, and then left.

Three years later, the second generation arrived at Lingyun Palace, and the great progress really shocked Bai Cangdu, saying that if you go on like this, I am afraid that your kid's attainments in light skills will surpass me. Bai Cang likes to fight, especially if he can't fight, if he doesn't fight, he always has to think of winning, Gu Gu is Bai Cang's favorite person to find. Every time he thinks of a new move, Bai Cang is going to go to the "Lonely Peak", whether it is the sun shining or the moon and stars are scarce at the moment, sometimes he dreams that Gu Gu has suffered a loss in his dreams, and he has to test it even if he gets dressed and sets off.

Bai Cang also really likes Dai Er, not only with just one name, but also with just one name, he has three third, four, and five senior brothers. also often feeds him tricks, and even his four senior brothers can't taste it, just because he has the worst background. For example: "Come on, second child, you are the old dog Gu at the moment, if you make this move, I will see how you can break it like this." Immediately afterwards, Daiji was hit hard and fell to the ground, and then the master crossed his waist and looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Sure enough! There is no way to avoid it. Old dog, I'll do it too! "Then he took Dai Er on the road to find Gu Gu to fight, and said that he could exercise the light skills of his own door on the road, but in fact, if he thought of two tricks on the road, he would have a sandbag. After arriving, he found that Gu Gu could always think of a crack move, and he would not inevitably fall like Dai Er, so he came back and continued to research and develop on Dai Er.

After three and five years, the four senior brothers of Dai Er couldn't beat him, so they discussed four to one, and they wanted to beat Dai Erqun, but they didn't expect to be able to catch up with Dai Er, and the four of them knew at this time that their second junior brother, who was the latest to enter the door, had already surpassed them in an all-round way, and their strength alone was more than enough for their senior brothers. So they all went to find a master, and they were also going to be beaten, and the four of us were also old dogs.

But the master went out to fight with Gu Gu and still took Dai Er with him, the two of them were regular customers of "Gufeng", and the doorman of Gufeng was still "Bai Zhangmen" when he first saw him: "Master Bai!" Later, let me pass through the Master. Before he could turn around, the man flew over his head. Later, when I saw him, he still said: "Uncle Bai, senior brother on behalf of you, is here." The tutor is waiting inside. Later, he just leaned on the stone steps and glanced at the visitor and said, "Yes", or rolled his eyelids and said, "Not there". didn't even do it, and Bai Cang didn't think it was angry at all. Until now, I simply don't look at it, and sometimes I see it from afar, and I nod my head at the second generation, which can be regarded as saying hello.

Dai Erchang said: "Gu Ming, why are the people in your family coaxed, your father and your father can't make a cold fart with three sticks, you are also the same as if your mouth was sewn by someone, even your doorman doesn't like to take care of people, this is not your Gufeng's internal strength, if you want to practice this skill, you need to become dumb first." Lone Feng's founding patriarch has no mouthpiece. Gu Ming chased after him.

From four or five years ago, I was able to clean him up with one hand, and now I can almost do my best to slightly beat one and a half moves, and most of them are draws, and this rough man's progress is really amazing. The most annoying thing is that sometimes the broken mouth of this rammer is really annoying, and he has a real fire, and he feels that he will be able to easily clean him up this time, but he can't catch up, and he will be angry when he chases. Gu Feng has the name of this master and apprentice, called "Lingyun Shuangping", which means that this pair of Lingyun Palace, the master and the head Gu Gu can have a tie, and the apprentice and the young head Gu Ming can have a tie.

The days went by like this, until one day Bai Cang said earnestly to Dai Er: "Second child, go!" Go and fulfill your ambitions, there is nothing left to teach you as a teacher. As he spoke, he took out a piece of silver from his bosom and said, "The mountain gate is bitter, and you know it." These entanglements will help you win the first battle and win the first battle. Go ahead! After fulfilling your long-cherished wish, if you are free, you will come back and take over the position of head. The serious and solemn appearance also moved Gu Gu, this old man has been stubborn for half his life, and today he actually has some superior demeanor, and he didn't feel that his waist was a little straighter, and he said solemnly: "Ming'er, you will also go down the mountain, experience and experience with your second brother, walk the rivers and lakes, and see the world." If your second brother needs help in battle, you must try your best to help him and fulfill his long-cherished wish. Dai Er took the silver, "poof" for a while, hurriedly held back, thanked Shizun and Uncle Gu, and dragged Gu Ming to retreat quickly. Gu Gu was puzzled, and whispered to Bai Cang: "What is the long-cherished wish of the second generation? What does this kid enjoy. When Dai Er puffed, Bai Cang was already holding back a smile, and forced a smile to watch the apprentice solemnly take the silver and retreat, and he didn't know that Jing Ke was going to kill King Qin after taking the money and settling his family. At this moment, Gu Gu asked this, Bai Cang's water squirted out, and he leaned on the cushion and said this and so on in Gu Gu's ear. Gu Gu stood up and shouted in the direction of the two retreats: "Ming'er! Don't do him a favor! Let him fulfill his long-cherished wish by himself! Then he turned around and glanced at Bai Cang: "Old stubborn, if your dead-skinned apprentice brings my son badly, you will accept your life!" ”