Chapter 6: Funeral

"Qiang Qiang Qiang grabbed the ......", the noisy gongs and drums startled the unhurried horses under the crotches of the three people.

"Woo...... Go all the way......" The voice of mourning accompanied by the fluttering paper money passed by the three people, and the funeral team was also moving unhurriedly, blowing and playing lazily.

The master who played the suona could not see a little sadness or seriousness on his face, but felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly, just because he had learned the craft for so long, and it was the first time to send a funeral to the living.

The young man dressed in white lay upright in the coffin, which was not even covered, it was so open. He opened his eyes to the people watching the excitement on the side of the road, and sometimes grinned, as if he was very satisfied that so many people had come to see him off. As the mourning procession crowded through the most noisy street, they even sat up from the coffin and clasped their fists on both sides. If there is a person standing on a high place to see the excitement, he must pretend to be careless and throw the paper money on the person's face.

"Isn't this the little prince?"

"Yes, what is the little prince doing?"

"How unfortunate this is, how can anyone mourn himself."

"If you mess around like this, the prince doesn't care."

Everyone on the street turned their heads and ears, attracting the three of Chenyuan to stop and watch. In fact, I had to stop, and when I entered the city, I met the little prince who was going to mourn out of the city to bury himself, and the people in the city had already blocked the streets.

Dai Er was angry, jumped on the horse, crossed his waist and scolded: "Dead or not!" If you don't die, get out of the way, you will lose your ancestors! ”

"Rammed! You ......" Gu Ming said that he was not as fast as the second way, so he had to hold his forehead helplessly.

The whole street was suddenly silent, and the pins could be heard.

Everyone looked at the fierce man standing on the back of the horse in a daze, and the horse seemed to blow his nose a little crampedly, and the fierce man did not move. Who is this? Who is he scolding! The city lord of Linze, the youngest son of the king of Dingxi! King Dingxi, killed a few fierce men back and forth at the border pass! is also a well-known calf protector, and the soldiers under his command were bullied by the squires when they returned to their hometowns, and they all had to lead the troops to kill the people in the past! You scold other people's sons, but you are still the most favored youngest son, and you still scold the ancestors......

Huo Di, the white-clothed young man who was scolded, sat up from the coffin, and his speed was not like a dying person at all, "Your grandmother's, where did you come from the erect wild boar, dare to scold me!" The young man pointed at Dai Er and scolded.

"What the hell is scolding you! Good dogs know that they don't get in the way! You owe your ancestors to make this battle let people go! Dai Er jumped on the horse and scolded, bending the horse's hind legs, if the horse could speak, he would have scolded him.

The young man also went up, jumped up, stepped on the edge of the coffin and said, "Wild boar! Not only will I stand in your way today, but I will also make it impossible for you to walk in the future! "The bearers of the coffin now have their legs bent than those of horses.

"Shout! Why can't I walk the road in the future? Does it stretch my legs out in my crotch? Hahaha! Dai Erdao, there were also a few snickering on the street.

"Good, good!" The young man said hello three times in a row, but without saying anything, he took out a handful of horns from his waist and blew them twice.

After a moment of silence, Daiji, who was looking around, laughed again: "Haha! What's wrong? What can you do if you blow a trumpet, can you blow grandpa lame? Young man, it's useless to brag about the horn, change to brag ......", before Dai Er finished speaking, he faintly heard a rumbling sound, and smoke and dust could be seen behind the houses in the distance, and at the same time, the city gate and tower behind them were all soldiers in armor hurrying over, and the unique sound of conquest in the armor and the footsteps in the distance echoed the gathering here.

"Break his leg." The young man pointed to Daiji on horseback with his horns, and said to the circle of soldiers standing around, there were hundreds of people. One hundred and ten people didn't say a word, and they all walked towards Dai Er.

"Wait!" Daiji shouted suddenly.

"What? Scared of wild boars! The boy crossed his waist and laughed.

"I'm afraid of you birds! Just you two jujubes. "Dai Erdao.

"I mean, even if you break Grandpa's leg, Grandpa will still be able to walk." Dai Er said again.

"Oh? How do you get there. The young man was a little curious, stepped on the edge of the coffin, leaned forward and asked.

Dai Er happily jumped off the horse, waved his hand and shouted: "Come on, come on, start up, make a way for the master!" ”

Everyone got out of the way, and the soldiers looked at the young man, who nodded in acquiescence, and also lined up on both sides, flashing a way.

I saw Daiji slowly bend down, touch the ground with his hands, stand upside down, slowly take two steps forward with his hands, slowly walk faster and faster, and finally even run, laughing as he ran, seeing that he was about to go out of the city gate.

"Quick! Stop him! This guy is deceitful, and he wants to slip away! The young man was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, and everyone who carried the coffin was half-squatting, gritting his teeth and sweating profusely. Chen Yuan and the others also woke up in shock from Daiji's performance, and many people already laughed. Gu Ming still held his forehead, and said to Chen Yuan embarrassedly: "This rammer doesn't know what the cheek is. Chen Yuan laughed, while his eyes silently glanced around.

After all, Daiji did not leave the city gate, stopped at the feet of a group of armored soldiers, got up and patted the soil on his hands, turned around and walked back. The soldiers in the platoon didn't expect to be ignored, and two of them rushed over at that time, pressing Daiji's shoulders on the left and right. Dai Er didn't look back, crossed his hands in front of his chest, clenched the two hands on his shoulders respectively, slammed a horse step, raised his head and threw forward, and the two people behind him were thrown out by Dai Er like taking off a sweatshirt, and landed on the ground five or six paces away, raising dust similar to when they arrived a moment ago. Dai Er still walked towards Chenyuan and them, and the onlookers were a little stunned; This guy has this skill! Why did you want to run abroad?

The young man who jumped on the coffin also recovered from a moment of consternation, and was about to order the soldiers to rush up and break the madman's legs. Seeing that the wild boar was in a small circle with the two of them, and when the three of them raised their heads, the young man's expression was indescribably surprised, and he jumped off the coffin, and the people who carried the coffin were suddenly relieved.

"Brother Yuan! How is your distant brother! Hahaha, great! The young man ran to Chenyuan, jumping and shouting happily.

Chen Yuan looked at him with a smile and was about to say something.

"It's great to see you before I die, go for a walk and drink, and get drunk and die by the way! Haha......" the boy said again.

"I love to hear that!" Generation 21 bared teeth.

"Brother Yuan, do you know this person?" The boy asked, slanting a glance at Daiji.

"Yes, good brother." Chen Yuan said with a smile.

"That's a misunderstanding! Disperse, disperse, disperse! The boy waved at the soldiers, and the soldiers dispersed in an instant, even faster than when they came.

"Go away, brother! Go home and drink! Dad and brother will be very happy to see you. The young man took Chen Yuandao's hand and strode forward, Taimo led the horse and walked in the middle, Gu Ming and Dai Er followed behind.

"Xiaoyun, which one are you playing today?" Chen Yuan smiled and touched the young man's head.

"Hey! Go back and talk back and talk about it. The boy was anxious to go home, as if chatting would slow down his walking, and took two more steps. Dai Er also took two steps at this time, and beside Chen Yuan, he looked ahead and whispered, "The few people I told you just now have followed, and they are following from afar." ”

"It's okay, they don't dare to enter the palace, and they can't enter the palace." Tatsu Yuandao.

The young man also heard it, and just wanted to turn his head to ask, but was forcibly fixed by Chen Yuan's hand stroking his head, he understood, laughed at him all the way, and returned to the house in a moment.

As soon as I entered the door, I couldn't help it: "Brother! What a situation! Got a thrill to play? There seemed to be a sparkle in the young man's eyes.

"What can be exciting, a few thieves are just thinking about my brother's baby." Chen Yuan said with a smile.

"Oh, that's not interesting." The young man was disappointed, turned his head to the housekeeper and said, "Move!" The butler said yes and retreated.

Several people sat down one after another, and Chen Yuan asked again: "Let's talk about it, which one are you playing today?" ”

"Hey! I didn't play, I was dying. The young man sighed, and said freely. Looking at Chen Yuan's frowning brows, he continued: "Two days ago, walking on the street, a little beggar came up to beg for money, pulling my trouser leg, I was begging for money, a big beggar came over from a distance, and gave me compensation, so he was going to take the little beggar away." As a result, grandma's! Give me a slap in the chest while I'm not looking, you see! With that, he tore open his shirt, and a black and red palm print was printed on his heart.

"The grass is like rust." Chen Yuan said slowly.

"Oops! Daddy just said these four words and immediately went out. After walking for three days, today is the fourth day, and there is still no shadow. The boy said.

"Uncle feels sorry for you, and he doesn't even want to delay half an hour of explaining the situation to you." Tatsu Yuandao.

"Sort of! I also asked, this wild grass rust has a special internal strength, as if it is poisonous, and will slowly rust your internal organs until the internal organs are as dry as the wild grass. If the person who is tricked does not detoxify in time, it will be just seven days. The boy said.

"Don't worry, uncle knows how to save you, you may already be on the way back at the moment, counting a round trip for just six days, you are lucky." Tatsu Yuandao.

"Oh? Where did Daddy go? The boy asked.

"Valley of Ten Thousand Doctors." Tatsu Yuandao.

"Wu Shen, Mr. Wu Lao." Gu Ming said.

"Yes, this barren grass is like rust, except for those who practice this exercise, only Wu Shen will solve it." Tatsu Yuandao.

"This old Mr. Wu's medical skills are really superb, and the fate will be solved, and this wild grass will be solved like rust." Gu Ming said with emotion.

Chen Yuan frowned again, as if he had thought of something, but that wisp of thought was too subtle, too ethereal, elusive, and difficult to grasp.

"Haha! Then if I lived in a farther place like Qinggang City and Guyan Town, wouldn't I definitely die? The young man said with a laugh, completely dispersing the little thoughts that Chen Yuan had.

"No, no matter how far you live, your father has a way to save you." Chen Yuan said with a smile.

"That's not necessarily, just this time I'm afraid that he won't be able to come back, so I hurried out of the funeral first, otherwise no one would send me a funeral." Juvenile Road.

"What about your brother?" Chen Yuan asked.

"Qinggang City went, the day before my father." Juvenile Road.

"What are you going to do?" Chen Yuan was curious.

"It's said that it's an old man's birthday, it's a very powerful old man." Juvenile Road.

At this time, the housekeeper brought the wine with his subordinates, six altars.

"So much?" Tatsu Yuandao.

"That's more?" Juvenile Road.

"One person, one altar." The boy said again.

"There are five people here." Gu Ming glanced around again as if he was still unsure.

"You still have a horse." Juvenile Road.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled: "Horses are also human heads?" ”

"Just when you're drinking." The boy also grinned.

"Then I still have two lice on my body, give me two more altars." Daiji said with a smile.

"Good!" Juvenile Road.

"I have two roundworms in my stomach, and I will bring two more jars." Taimo also said.

"Good!" The young man became more and more happy, "Enough! Let's have a good drink! Drink enough! Drink all night! Wake up and drink again! ”

"Hehe, okay." Chen Yuan was also a little infected, and agreed with a smile.

"Come on! This eldest brother, the younger brother is clumsy, he doesn't recognize you as his own brother, and he wants to break your legs. "Let's talk about tons and tons of bowls.

"Hey! I'm ashamed of this, obviously I scolded first, brother! Come! Dai Er said that he directly lifted the jar and poured it into his mouth, wetting his clothes along his beard.

"Rejoice! The younger brother Ran Yun dared to ask his brother's name. ”

"The surname is generation, and the single name is one and two."

"Second brother!" Ran Yun clenched his fists.

"Virtuous brother!" Dai Er brought up the wine jar.

Chen Yuan and Gu Ming watched the two of them sing back and forth as if they were singing a big play, and they also smiled and picked up the wine bowl and drank it.

"But Brother Xian, you can't bully others, you can't be scolded by others, and you will break someone's leg." Daiji's tongue was a little straight.

"Hi, brother, brother, which - is it because, you, hiccup~ scolding me, yes, you call me grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa...... That's、Emperor Taishang! Insulting ......" Ran Yun is more serious than Dai Er, and his speech is incoherent.

"Oh, that's my brother's fault, come, my brother will compensate you again." After that, he poured another big mouthful.

"No, no, no, hiccups—no!" Ran Yun's head rested on the table and waved his hand.

The chatter and chatting with the sometimes whispering and sometimes laughing gradually fell silent with the chirping of the cworms, and the night slowly closed with the eyes of the little prince. There is no moon tonight, the dark clouds and the night slowly splash the ink all over Linze, the breeze gradually rises, and the rain falls from far and near, extinguishing the insects, and slowly washing away the short-term joy of today. Summer nights, drunkenness, the sound of falling rain, there is no better time to sleep comfortably in a sweet dream.