Fun is the most indispensable thing in everyone's life.

For example, the excavator working on the side of the road, the neurotic problem in the mentally handicapped bar, the fat man walking on the street who inexplicably shouted that all the eyes were on par with me, and for example...

"Your grandfather is over 80 years old and has disappeared as a prostitute?"

On the bustling North Street, the door of a wooden house with a plaque of "Nadutong" is locked. As the boss, Zhou Li put down the latch, turned around, and asked in dismay, "Aren't you entertaining your family?" ”

"It's not... Alas..."

With a sigh full of helplessness and sorrow, the man in rich silk shook his head, his expression was downcast, and thousands of words gathered in his throat, and said sadly:

"Master Zhou, I know that this news may be a little unusual, but please believe that I really didn't lie to you. My grandfather is indeed eighty-nine this year, but he once had an adventure and was touched by an immortal, so..."

At this, the man paused, a look of shame on his face. But for the safety of his grandfather's life, the man still gritted his teeth and said resolutely: "Since then, my grandfather has been singing day and night, going back and forth to the major smoke and dust pavilions. ”

"Holy."

Hearing this, Zhou Li was shocked, "Is this immortal touching above or below?" ”

"This..."

With a touch of shame, the man shook his head and hurriedly said, "Master Zhou, let's talk about the commission." It has been a long month since the grandfather went to Beiliang City to inspect the market, and he has not even asked for money, which is really unusual. My father was worried that something would happen to him, and he couldn't sleep day and night, and even went home to rest after only playing mahjong for five hours yesterday. ”

Speaking of this, the man's tone was a little eager, he looked at Zhou Li, and said with true feelings:

"Master Zhou, you also know that the government will definitely not accept this situation in the case of my grandfather, as you know, the government has cracked down on unlicensed Qinglou recently. It's up to you to do this, and I can't trust the other monster hunters. As long as you can bring my grandfather back, or find his whereabouts, I will be very grateful. ”

After the man said these words, he looked at the young man in front of him with a nervous face, as a well-known and wealthy man in Beicheng, Xie Du contacted many demon hunters, hoping that they could take over this commission, but they were all rejected without exception.

Of course, he also understood, after all, the demon hunters are not like pure Jianghu Taoists, they are Lingqi masters with official imprints, no matter how they say it, they still have to be face-saving. Looking for the commission of an eighty-nine-year-old cross-city prostitute immortal, other demon hunters naturally disdain it.

"Alright."

Zhou Li suddenly stood up, walked in front of Xie Du, and said in a deep voice: "You don't have to say it. ”

Seeing this, a bitter smile suddenly appeared on Xie Du's face, he shook his head, and sighed:

"Alas, it's true that this kind of thing has always been despised by people, after all, you are also a famous demon hunter, if you accept this kind of commission, wouldn't it be self-defilement..."

"I took it."

Without waiting for Xie Du to finish speaking, Zhou Li nodded vigorously and said solemnly: "I took your commission." ”

"Huh?"

Xie Du was stunned, he opened his mouth, his face was full of confusion and puzzlement, and he only issued a monosyllable to express his doubts. He hadn't started the moral kidnapping yet, nor had he thrown out a heavy reward to tempt the other party, he couldn't understand why Zhou Li agreed directly.

"If nothing else, I just want to see the demeanor of an old man who is over eighty years old and has such a powerful man, you don't have to say anything, I have taken over this task."

Zhou Liyi's words were righteous, and his tone was called compassion. But those who know him know that there are no more than two kinds of commissions that can make Zhou Li excited. One is a task that pays him very well and can provide him with rare medicinal materials. The other is the task of having fun.

Obviously, this task of Xie Du belongs to the latter. In his eighties, he could still prostitute until he lost contact, and Zhou Li felt that if he missed this kind of fun, it would be in vain. Thinking of this, Zhou Li directly took over this task that others could not avoid.

"Thank you so much!"

After Xie Du reacted, he was pleasantly surprised, grabbed Zhou Li's hand and swung it again and again, and left Nadutong after leaving a deposit of one hundred taels. Zhou Li looked at Xie Du's back, and his fingers gently swiped the gossip wooden card he wore on his waist.

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【Trigger Destiny Line】

[Bronze Destiny Line: Snake Spirit!] Come back to my grandfather! 】

[Xie Du, the first rich businessman in Beicheng, has a grandfather, whose name is Xie Se, who is more than eighty years old, because he has been blessed by immortals, although the crane hair is fluttering, he is strong and strong, his face is handsome, he is not old, he likes to be merry and happy in the major green buildings in Beicheng, and he is nicknamed: Old Gun God]

[Half a month ago, Xie Se was invited by his friends to go to Liangcheng, one hundred and fifty miles away, to have fun, and since then, Xie Se has disappeared as if he has disappeared in the world, and there has been no news]

[Xie Du, the grandson of Xie Se, was shocked and panicked when he learned of this, but because he was really ashamed to explain to the government that his eighty-year-old grandfather liked to prostitute *, in desperation, Xie Du could only use the family heirloom {Xia Pin Zhen Soul Pill} and 1,000 taels of silver as a reward, and the folk masters hoped to investigate the whereabouts of his grandfather Xie Se]

[Under heavy screening, Xie Du learned that you had helped the government sweep Huang and thought that Ling was experienced, so he found you and wanted you to help him find out the whereabouts of his missing grandfather]

When I opened my eyes, the dense words that were originally engraved on the roulette wheel disappeared in an instant, and the luxurious and mysterious golden roulette wheel gradually disintegrated. Zhou Li rubbed his eyebrows, and the crowd of people coming and going and the noisy shouting around him brought him back to his senses. He raised his head and looked at the three big characters of [Hongwei Building] hanging on the magnificent building in front of him, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

It's finally here.

It has been about twenty days since he took over the task of [Searching for the Eighty-Year-Old Qinglou Master], and in addition to the two days spent on the road, he has been inquiring about the whereabouts of this prostitute saint for the past eighteen days.

It's not that Zhou Li doesn't have enough ability or means, in fact, if other demon hunters handle this matter, just the first time this prostitute saint went into the city, he would have to inquire about it for half a month.

It's too strong, it's really too strong.

Until now, Zhou Li has reverence for this old prostitute. He had never seen a person who could visit the entire Qinglou in Beiliang City in one day, and even had the turnover rate of the major Qinglou. And this old prostitute is not taboo, he goes to the high-end smoke and dust attic, and he doesn't pick the low-end Bada Hutong, the main thing is a fraternity.

But this brought great inconvenience to Zhou Li, and the most he did was to ask eleven people a day about the traces of this prostitute saint, and then he got twenty-two different green buildings. In the end, Zhou Li had no choice but to transfer the relationship when he used to go to school, and found the "night does not collect" in Beiliang City, and then he reluctantly inquired about the last place of this old lady Xie.

The second floor of the North Beam - the magnificent building.

After learning that the magnificent building was the last stop of the prostitute, Zhou Li began to investigate this magnificent building.

Of course, Zhou Li adhered to the principle that since it has been used, it will be used in death, and bought a lot of newsletters about the magnificent building from the night in the city. After learning that this restaurant was doing a business called {ghast jade} behind the scenes, he knew that this prostitute saint might be dying soon.

The so-called ghast jade is a jade-like treasure condensed through the organs in the body by the male who devoured the essence and blood of the evil ghost and spirit. As a prostitute who had been touched by an immortal and didn't know where, the vigor of the essence and blood in his body was estimated to have overflowed, and as a foreigner, he didn't believe that he was not stared at by this magnificent building.

Standing at the gate of the magnificent building, Zhou Li began to think about how he should contact the top brand of this magnificent building. Judging from the information obtained from Ye Buhui, his goal once wanted to spend a good night with this spring color, but he was refused.

However, on the last day, this Chunse suddenly sent an invitation to the prostitute saint, and the prostitute saint naturally went happily. Therefore, whether it is night or weekly, they all agree that this spring is not a good thing.

But the question is, how to get close to this spring color.

The top brand on the second floor of Beiliang City, a woman with this kind of name is definitely not cool just by throwing money, you have to be able to compose poems, be likable, look too sorry, and be rich.

Zhou Li meets the first three, he can write poems (Wen Copying Gong), he can also be likable (the gold content of the service industry), and his appearance can be called handsome, but the only thing he doesn't meet is that he is not rich.

Send.

But...

Raising his head, Zhou Li looked expressionlessly at a room with open windows on the third floor of the Hongwei Building, and a trace of fierceness flashed in his eyes.

It's hard to stop him!

In a brief moment, Zhou Li's right hand shook, and an imperceptible white silk thread burst out from his wrist and stuck directly to the third floor of the Hongwei Building.

At this time, Zhou Li, who had gone around to the other side of the alley next to the magnificent building, calculated the time and distance, and after a short pause, his right hand pulled hard, and the whole person suddenly turned into a beautiful arc and landed on the open windowsill on the third floor.

Perfect.

Silently retracting the white line, Zhou Li stretched out his finger and pierced the paper window, and then his face changed and he was shocked.

It's broken, it's wrong!

According to the diagram of the magnificent building that Zhou Li obtained, the room behind the window where he was should be a miscellaneous room, and he could find a miscellaneous uniform to sneak into the magnificent building, wait for the opportunity, and leave quietly after finding the old lady's ghost jade.

But when he pierced the layer of window paper, he found that the magnificent building had moved.

It's a latrine!

Yes, it's a latrine. Of course, the latrines of the magnificent building are certainly different from those of the common people. Whether it is the toilet made of sandalwood, the brand-new "freshness charm" on the side, and the pleasing potted plants and murals, they all show Zhou Li the humanistic care of the magnificent building for hemorrhoids patients, and how terrible the rich man's extravagant life is to the bones.

Just as Zhou Li frowned and was about to leave this place and find another loophole, he suddenly heard a hurried footsteps. He seemed to realize something, and continued to lurk on the windowsill, listening.

"Grandma, run your belly at this time."

After a dull sound of footsteps, a tall man in luxurious clothes ran into the hut in disheveled clothes, took off his pants and sat on the toilet, his face suddenly refreshed. He clutched a roll of silk, and while he was refreshed, he did not forget to whisper a complaint.

"What kind of spring, a few gold hairpins and jade bracelets don't even know who they are, and they are embarrassed to say that they are the first beauty? I'll see her in a moment, and I must... Wow~~~~"

Zhou Li is not a pervert, and he has no interest in visiting the rich man's toilet. The reason why he stayed here was precisely because the words muttered in the mouth of this rich man who came just right gave him his own considerations.

Through the hole in the paper, Zhou Li probably saw the appearance of this toilet man. In terms of age, Zhou Li is about the same as him, but this rich man obviously has been shopping in the kiln for a lot, his face is blue and his lips are black and purple, and at first glance, he has lost his kidneys to the extreme. After a short period of thought, Zhou Li had an idea.

Gently took out a piece of cloth from his waist, Zhou Li saw the opportunity, tore open the paper window with one hand, and then exerted his waist strength, and the whole person rushed directly to the rich man who was lifting his pants and preparing to leave like a cannonball.

Boom!

With a muffled sound, the frightened face was full of horror due to the sudden change, and the lucky man who was about to crack was directly covered by the cloth, and after jumping a few times like a half-salted fish, the lucky man directly rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

"Seeing each other is fate."

After Zhou Li saw that the other party was completely numbed by his own anesthetic, he was not ambiguous, and directly stripped off the luxurious clothes on the other party's body, and said compassionately: "Save your life and remember it carefully, don't pursue the Persona in the toilet." ”

Regardless of whether the other party could hear it or not, or whether it could understand it if he heard it, Zhou Li took out a bamboo piece after putting on the other party's clothes, shook it on the other party's face, and then shook it on his own face. With the emergence of Lingqi, Zhou Li's face suddenly changed to that of this frail and kidney-deficient brother.

Perfect.

Patting the dust that did not exist on his hands, Zhou Li picked up the brother who was only left with a pair of dirty pants, shook his hands, and tied the brother with spider silk in a tortoiseshell binding, and then Zhou Li looked out the window, and after confirming that no one would pass by in the alley opposite the window, Zhou Li hung the brother outside the window.

After doing all this, Zhou Li took out a piece of wax and threw it in the toilet. Then Zhou Li sorted out his appearance, pushed open the door, and walked out of the thatched house with a righteous face.

"Alright, let's bring Miss Chunse up."

Facing the old bustard who had been waiting for a long time, smiling like a flower, Zhou Li, who was disguised as a crotch kid, said with a sideways face: "I can't wait." ”

"Oh, don't worry, Miss Chunse has been waiting for a long time."

Rolling his eyes, the words that were crisp to his bones came easily, and the old bustard, who had a plump body and peach blossoms on his face, leaned against Zhou Li's side, and said softly: "Chunxiang Pavilion on the sixth floor, please~~~"

Zhou Li was not ambiguous, and directly stretched out his hand to start rubbing oil, and the old bustard was also happy to see this, after all, Zhou Li belonged to a literate and tasteful oil, and what he held in his fingertips was heavy silver. She was in the middle of this, and took Zhou Li to this peach-colored wooden door.

Feeling the heavy silver in his arms, the old bustard threw a wink at Zhou Li, and then twisted his hips and walked into the house, as if he had said something. After a while, she walked out and said sweetly, "Childe, the spring girl is in the house, please." ”

"Thank you, sister."

Zhou Li once again stuffed a silver ingot and rubbed the oil again. Then under the gaze of the smiling old bustard, he slowly pushed open the wooden door and resolutely stepped into this room full of fragrance.

Prostitution, my unfulfilled wish will be fulfilled by me!