Chapter 16: Raid on the Spirits
A spirit controlled by a monster.
Zhou Li and Tang Wan glanced at each other, and they both saw the doubts in each other's eyes.
Just now, Zhou Li awakened Tang Guan's hidden memories for many years through his eyes of hatred of iron and steel. She remembered the good times when she and Zhou Li put laxatives in the teacher's cup, pretended that the latrine was repaired, improvised a new latrine, and finally set off firecrackers in the new latrine.
At this moment, Tang Guan comprehended the past experience, and immediately understood, pretending to have reached an intention with Zhou Li to "retreat first as respect", and then lurked around and ambushed Zhou Li together.
But what they didn't expect was that they had ambushed a spirit in ambush, and it was a spirit controlled by a monster.
The outrageous extent of this is that the monsters are often mentally retarded, act entirely on instinct, and belong to the species of cerebellar hemiplegia and cerebral palsy. So it's often the wise spirit that controls the mentally handicapped monster, but now this spirit has a ban on the monster.
Let's give an easy-to-understand example.
The senior student went to take the college entrance examination for others.
"Why don't you interrogate you later?"
Tang Guan squatted in front of the sleek man, looked at the other party carefully, frowned and said: "The muscles are not plump, and the body is a little thin, but it can release such a powerful attack in a short period of time, this time it is estimated that a lot of Qi is overdrawn, and the organs in the body are estimated to be lost, and it is estimated that it will take a while to wake up." ”
"You're going to do this?"
Zhou Li glanced at Tang Guan suspiciously. Tang Guan's face suddenly stiffened after hearing Zhou Li's words, as if he had thought of some bad memories, waved his hand, and said weakly: "A long illness becomes a good doctor, just get used to it." ”
"You really haven't been understudied."
Zhou Li immediately understood what was going on, and said to Tang Wan with a smile: "Let's go, drag him to the woods next to him, I have a way to make him wake up early." ”
"Oh?"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, didn't ask much, grabbed the spirit of the leg with a sigh, and dragged the other party behind Zhou Li. She didn't care why she was doing the hard work herself, after all, she had already calmly substituted herself as a poor creature under the fence, and she should be a coolie.
After a while, the two dragged the spirit to a remote jungle. After confirming that there was no one around, Zhou Li asked Tang Guan to lay the spirit on the ground. Looking at the spirit with its face on the ground like a dead fish, Zhou Li took out the package around his waist, put a few bottles and cans on the ground, and then began to tinker.
"The cold cordata clears the heat and removes the fire, the snake venom can regulate and neutralize, and the three rattan peppers are burning and stimulating... Zhou Li, do you want him to be cold first and then hot, and then use the center to drop the temperature sharply to prompt him to wake up quickly, right? ”
Tang Guan, who was extremely proficient in pharmacology, could see at a glance what Zhou Li was going to concoct, but she quickly became a little puzzled, "But your dose of medicine is insufficient, even if he drinks it, it can only play a certain role in a short period of time, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to wake up immediately." ”
"Half and half."
After mixing the potion, Zhou Li raised his head and said calmly: "You said it right in the front, and you said it wrong in the back." ”
"Are you saying that you want to use three rattan peppers to warm his body temperature in advance, and then apply medicine externally? But I didn't see you prepare the medicine for external application..."
Just when Tang Guan was puzzled, Zhou Li moved.
He looked around, then picked up a handful of moist thatch. He then clumped the thatch into a ball and stuffed it into the bottle of the potion.
After finishing the preparations, Zhou Li stood up and stepped on the spirit's ass, and then, under Tang Guan's shocked gaze, Zhou Li threw the bottle stuffed with thatched balls into the abyss of the spirit with extremely precise force.
"I'll give you some science."
Zhou Li clapped his hands and looked at Tang Guan, who was full of shock, his face was calm, as if everything that happened just now had nothing to do with him, "The speed at which the rectal mucosa absorbs the medicine is the fastest. ”
Tang Wan was incredulous and speechless for a while. Just as she was about to say something, there was a groan of pain, and the spirit on the ground slowly got up, and then looked around blankly.
That's right!
Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, she had never thought that the structure of the human body was so magical, nor did she think that the structure of the spirit was also so magical. At this time, the spirit also came to his senses, he first got up slowly in a daze, and then looked around, the moment he saw Zhou Li and Tang Guan, he wanted to shout, wanted to attack, but...
"Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
First of all, we have to make it clear that the medicine prepared by Zhou Li is a life-saving medicine, but the life-saving medicine means that it is a strong medicine.
If this medicine is drunk directly, the body will first be steaming and sweating, and then the medicine will neutralize it, and the body will be warm. At the moment before the body has recovered its taste, the cold herbs in the medicine will exert their strength, directly awakening the body of the person taking the medicine in the form of ice and fire.
The premise is that you drink it.
And this spirit is sucked in.
Looking at the spirit waving his hands indiscriminately, not knowing whether to cover his burning stomach or cover his galloping and roaring ass, Tang Wan felt a rare pity for this spirit for a while. She looked at Zhou Li on the side, and found that the initiator was holding the statue stone, recording everything in front of him with a solemn face.
"See what?"
Zhou Li seemed to notice Tang Guan's complicated gaze, turned his head, and said with a serious face: "This is a good opportunity to observe whether the spirit can be absorbed rectumally, and it is an important research data in the history of medicine. ”
"Hmm."
Hearing this, Tang Wan was suddenly moved, and she stopped talking, just stared at the boiling spirit in front of her like a fish ashore with Zhou Li. After a while, the spirit that seemed to have carried the effect of the medicine arched to the ground with its face, shivering all over, and roared at Zhou Li in pain:
"You are actually good at Longyang?!"
This sentence directly silenced Zhou Ligan. Tang Wan on the side suddenly couldn't hold back, his little face was pouted, a flush appeared on his delicate cheeks, and his petite body began to tremble constantly.
A moment later, the spirit hanging upside down from the tree was bowing like a boiled prawn, and he looked at the long thorn that was close at hand with a look of horror, as long as he pushed forward slightly, he could enter the East Factory to obtain a national-level establishment.
"Say, 'Who sent you?'
Zhou Li stood in front of the other party with a cold face, and asked, "Now to be honest, I'll give you a way out." If you dare to play tricks with me..."
A piercing chill flashed in his eyes, Zhou Li stared at the sweaty spirit in front of him, and said softly: "I'll just hang this rattan from you." ”
"Go back the way you came."