Chapter 24: I Turned a Blind Eye to Your Performance

Ah, I understand, I understand.

Even if it was a bird's face, Zhou Li vividly hung up the dead fish eyes, hovering dejectedly, and couldn't stop complaining in his heart.

First bought murder, then heroically rescued the handsome, won my heart, and finally squeezed out the cliché.

Anything else? Can you have some good work? Why is this kind of garbage plot that doesn't look like it's being put on the toilet counter late at night? Can't you demons and monsters be a little new?

You can't just arrest me and torture me, and then I try to hold on to the beauty plan, and everyone is happy, can't you?

Of course, these are Zhou Li's complaints, not his original intention. In fact, when he saw the thousand households showing their scorpion tails and poking the dead ghost monks, Zhou Li made the matter clear, and almost guessed whether the underwear that the thousand households were wearing today was a crotch or a cross.

But...

Zhou Li looked at the figure of the hundred households, and subconsciously wanted to drag his chin with his paws, but he almost performed how the bird fell to his death. After stabilizing his figure, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and muttered in his heart.

This looks like a thousand households buying murder, and then trying to save themselves when they are in crisis and gain their trust. It seems that the calculations of these thousands of households are not leaky, and they are interlocking. But in fact, he didn't expect Zhou Li to have the means to change into a bird, and at the same time, he didn't expect Guo Lingyun's existence.

In fact, even if Zhou Li can't change into a bird, if Guo Lingyun gives him some strength, he and Zhou Li may really be able to take down this ghost monk, but it's just a big deal to get hurt. In this way, the thousand households that were originally sent charcoal in the snow have become the icing on the cake, and this back and forth has a big gap with the thousand households plan.

This small hundred households is not a fuel-efficient one.

Zhou Likan had already begun to prepare to find himself and Tangguan's hundred households, and knew that he was going to appear. He knew that he couldn't expose the existence of the eagle, so he found a jungle not far away, just enough to cover his body, and landed and turned into a human form.

Oh, the grass.

The familiar coolness, the familiar birds entering the forest, the leaves brushing by. Zhou Li opened the Wanling Zhu Ball with a numb face, looked at the ashes of the clothes that were burned by the flames, and the Bi Diao Ye who was cross-legged on the side with a look of "Lao Tzu didn't do it", and fell into deep thought.

It's over, isn't it?

Closing the Ten Thousand Souls Zhu Ball and retracting the Eight Directions Destiny Spinning, Zhou Li took a deep breath and shouted. At this moment, the Qianhu also found him with the voice made by Zhou Li.

After Qianhu heard Zhou Li's voice, his face bloomed with joy. This is a very perfect expression, with three points of happiness, three points of emotion, three points of emotion and a point of amazement, a man who loves the people alive. He took a deep breath, collected his mood, and picked up the bushes with an excited face.

Zhou Li, who was holding a leaf and gesturing at his crotch, raised his head and looked at Qianhu with a sluggish face, and fell into embarrassment for a while.

I can't help it, I have to cover it.

Qianhu, who was originally going to hug Zhou Li enthusiastically, froze in mid-air with his outstretched arms, and he didn't hug it. And Zhou Li seemed to see the embarrassment of the other party, smiled freely, and took a step forward.

Suddenly, Qianhu subconsciously took a step back in horror.

Take a step forward.

Take a step back.

"You... It's okay, it's great. ”

His gaze was locked on Zhou Li's face, and Qianhu felt that his warm smile, which had been very perfect, had begun to collapse.

It's not that he hasn't seen naked men, after all, as a monster, he definitely can't eat with clothes when he eats people, and he is prone to indigestion, so he strips people naked and then tastes them carefully.

But the problem is that he only sees the naked when he eats people, and when he serves the plate, he is cooked, who can see what it looks like to be naked. And he didn't expect that after a seamless performance, he would have to face the hug of a naked man holding a leaf to measure the lower half of his body.

Who can stand this?

At this moment, Guo Lingyun also found Tang Guan, who was about to release the pigeon not far away. After hearing Tang Guan and Baihu's voices, Qianhu's tense nerves finally relaxed a little.

Qianhu felt in his heart, this little girl in Tang Guan is also a woman no matter how she says, you can't say that you are a big man who is really dangling and communicating with a good girl calmly, you have to be a little ashamed, at least cover it up, right?

"Zhou Li, you!"

After picking up the bushes, Tang Wan saw Qianhu who was embarrassed in place with his hands half-raised, and the cool savage who was calm and calm, and was stunned for a moment.

Yes, that's the reaction.

The thousand households on the side breathed a sigh of relief, that's right, a decent woman from the Tang family, when she sees this kind of behavior, she must scream, scold, and be ashamed, so that she can continue to perform.

"It's a lot stronger than when I took a shower last time."

Tang Guan sighed.

Damn, what kind of promiscuous relationship do you have!

"The last time was a few years ago."

Waving his hand, Zhou Li retorted.

No, what is that, guys? Rekindling old love?

Not only Qianhu, but even Guo Lingyun's expression on his face at this time was very complicated. And at this moment, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu and said:

"Thank you two for your help, just now this demon monk burned my clothes with flames, I have no choice but to be honest with each other, please forgive me."

"I don't forgive you... No, I mean, no, it doesn't matter, it's my duty. ”

After Qianhu coughed, he spoke: "Ling Yun, see if you have the clothes you have to make this son... Cover it up? ”

"Ahh

Guo Lingyun had just walked out of Fang Cai's shock, and some mechanically took off the cloak on his body, revealing the flying fish suit, and then threw the cloak to Zhou Li.

Zhou Li is not a pervert who loves nakedness, so it is logical to put on a cloak to cover his delicate body.

After Zhou Li put on his clothes, Qianhu adjusted his mentality, looked at Zhou Li, and said: "This time the demon is in trouble, and the target is Gongzi, presumably there is a reason for this." ”

Well, I disrupted your plan to give you Sister Golden Snake and took what she wanted, and she is now desperate to get close to me and take my things, so she sent you, a stupid egg scorpion, over to perform.

Of course, it was impossible for Zhou Li to say what was in his heart, and he also knew that the scorpion spirit in front of him must have some plan. But the biggest problem at this time is that the strength of the other party should not be underestimated, and once he turns his face, his gang will not be his opponent. Therefore, Zhou Li did not expose the other party, but followed the other party's words.

"Well, the adults don't know."

Zhou Li sighed and said helplessly:

"Zaiben is a demon hunter in Beiliang, and this time he came to Shangjing to investigate a missing old man. But on the way, he happened to be trapped by a group of bandits, this bandit surnamed Xu Mingsheng, holding a long knife, called the ancient ingot knife. Because of his tall and solemn appearance, he is called Dabao, this Xu Dabao is amazing, he ······"

In Zhou Li's narration, this Xu Sheng went astray, entered the green forest, and robbed Tang Guan and her classmates. But under the persuasion of Zhou Li and Tang Guan, Xu Sheng suddenly turned back, reformed himself, and went to the Eagle Mountain with a steel knife in his hand and his brother-in-law Xu Ziyi cut off his robe.

In the end, under Zhou Li's verbal offensive, Xu Sheng decided to go to Vulture Mountain with Zhou Li and his party. After climbing the Eagle Mountain, they saw a fairy spring, and next to the spring was the laughing Xu Ziyi, and the poor and innocent passers-by were lying in a pool of blood.

So who is Xu Sheng? The first knife in Soochow!

Although the hundred households and the thousands of households didn't know what Dongwu was, in Zhou Li's mouth, this Xu Sheng's blood was surging at that time, and he took a sip of hot wine, and then carried a steel knife, saying something "Commit my Dawu Dongtu" and "Knife first and then wine" I couldn't figure it out, and rushed up to cut that Xu Ziyi dizzy.

In the end, Xu Ziyi was beaten by the high-end operation of "wine, ancient ingot knife, kill", and saw that he couldn't beat it, so he let go of the cruel words, saying that the future will be long, and he went back to the sect to move what "big ghosts" and "big demons" to kill me, seize the fairy spring, and disappear.

After adding oil and vinegar and various tamperings, making the originally simple and clear Vulture Mountain a battle, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu, who had already been a little dizzy by what he said, squinted his eyes, and said:

"Therefore, I think that what this demon monk wants should be the fairy spring."

"What about the springs?"

Although he knew that eleven of the ten sentences Zhou Li said were false, how could Zhou Li's eloquence be too good, and every word showed his style, Qianhu subconsciously asked.

"Drunk."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said as a matter of course: "At that time, there was a little appetizer, and I thought that the spring water was clear and sweet, so I drank it all." ”

"Appetizers?"

Qianhu was stunned for a moment, puzzled: "What appetizer?" ”

"Peas."

Zhou Li smiled and said honestly: "It's just not too much..."

"Only seven."