"Got set?"

In the Taixue Mansion, Zhou Li crossed Erlang's legs, looked at the old scholar who poured liquor into the teapot on the side, and said:

"Why are you still drinking white? Aunt Liu has returned to her parents' house? ”

"That's a lot of questions."

After glancing at Zhou Li and taking a sip of liquor, the old scholar said slowly: "Wang Tu's soul bead flashed just now, if I guessed correctly, it should be Gui Daozi who made a move." ”

"I'll go."

Guo Lingyun held a steel knife in his hand, got up suddenly, and was just about to push the door to leave when he was stopped by the old pedant.

"Alas~ Don't worry, what is the young man anxious about? Wang Tu has my sigil on him, and he will not be hurt. ”

The old scholar waved his hand casually, and Guo Lingyun obediently sat back in his position.

Hou Jue on the side was suddenly happy, and just about to be about to mock, he heard Qianhu on the side say softly and resolutely:

"Wu'er, sit with a sitting statue, others look at you and don't know and think that your leg has been broken, sit down quickly."

Suddenly, Hou Jue sat obediently in his position with Sima Mian, motionless.

There is no way, Qianhu's father is really going to educate his children.

It is not biological, but also educated.

"And what if this old man really blows up the swamp?"

Although he sat back in his seat, Guo Lingyun was still a little worried: "If he ignites the swamp pond with the same heart, I'm afraid this North Liang will be turned upside down." ”

"You don't have to worry about that."

Smiling slightly, the old pedant said confidently:

"There are a total of 23 circles in the entire digester, which completely covers the digester and its public toilets within a radius of 100 miles. These twenty-three magic circles include many spells such as Spirit Qi extinguishing, water covering, powder spraying, and breath-holding techniques. The circles are interconnected, and each has its own double insurance, which will never be cracked or detected. ”

"Once a series of flammable and explosive substances such as open flames, Lingqi, and flint are used within the scope of the biogas digester, the magic circle will operate, and powder fire extinguishing and small-scale soul loss techniques will be carried out as soon as possible to ensure that the possibility of explosion is cut off at the source."

Hearing this, Qianhu and the others suddenly fell silent.

This is a swamp?

I believe you when you say you're going to conquer Rome.

"No, it's..."

Guo Lingyun opened his mouth in disbelief and asked puzzledly, "Why is this swamp pond so tightly guarded?" ”

After hearing Guo Lingyun's question, the old scholar's hand holding the cup suddenly stiffened, and Zhou Li and Tang Wan on the side also had a slightly complicated look on their faces.

"Because some... Historical legacies. ”

The old pedant coughed twice and said: "We have learned from the past lessons, summarized the current technical misunderstandings, developed new strategies, studied the new situation, conformed to the trend of the times, and carried out visual defensive services. We should take the people's demands as the starting point, continue to innovate, continue to innovate, and never delay. ”

"To put it simply, Zhou Li blew up the toilet of the old pedant's house, and he was worried that Zhou Li would become a murderer in the future, and set fire to the Beiliang Marsh Pond, so he rushed to make twenty-three connected magic circles overnight and deployed them in the swamp pond."

Looking at the crowd with broken expressions, Tang Wan nodded and said proudly: "When I blew up the toilet, I was also there." ”

No, what are you proud of?

The crowd was silent, and they didn't continue to ask, let alone ask the old pedant what kind of impact the explosion in his toilet was.

In addition to the fact that the brocade guards and former brocade guards are more sensible, the most important thing is that the old scholars have begun to study the bowstring, and they are afraid that the old scholars will study whether they will die if they draw a bow and shoot arrows.

Going to die, going to die.

Avoiding the terrifying eyes of the old pedant, Zhou Li cleared his throat and said, "So, it's time for us to prepare for our respective tasks." ”

"Go ahead."

The old scholar hung the longbow back on the wall and said calmly, "I am not allowed to strike a death order from above. Therefore, you do your own business. ”

"I'm going to play chess with Li Kuan, this time it is estimated that it will take three or four hours, and when we play chess, we are more engrossed, we can't hear anything, we can't see anything, you... Got it? ”

A meaningful smile appeared on the old pedant's face, and so did Zhou Li. Looking at the tacit new and old foxes, Guo Lingyun on the side shuddered and began to mourn for Gui Daozi.

It was noon, and the scorching sun in the sky made people irritable. Gui Daozi pushed open the gate of the swamp pond and suddenly paused.

It stinks.

He thought that the smell of the swamp might not be too good, but he didn't expect to rush to this point. Gui Daozi subconsciously took a step back, and then, the humiliating images of himself resurfaced in his mind again.

Xiao Gui, Xiao Gui, think about it, how many things that those beasts have done to you that are not as good as beasts? Are you going to stop there now just because of the taste?

Constantly encouraging himself in his heart, after a moment, Gui Daozi swallowed his saliva, and then almost vomited. He stomped his foot hard, gritted his teeth, and pushed the door in.

Mountains and rivers are like gathering, and waves are like anger.

Looking at the magnificent and disgusting scene in front of him, Gui Daozi couldn't bear it, took a few steps back, closed the door, and found a place where the smell was not so strong, and gasped for breath.

At least, see clearly.

Gui Daozi comforted himself, although he only glanced at it just now and didn't see the whole picture inside, but he had already memorized the general structure of this building.

A gray line of grass and trees, combined with ignitions, can detonate this unsuspecting swamp.

Thinking of the scene of the man and the god together, Gui Daozi's desire for revenge rose in his heart. He stepped forward, opened the door tremblingly, mustered up courage, took out the bag at his waist, bowed his head, and began to arrange the ashes.

Grass and wood ash, a kind of "line" preferred by the Lingqi master. This kind of thing can be burned as accurately as a lead when placed on a surface, and is generally used in activities such as detonating explosives.

Since this is a kind of dust, Gui Daozi can only pout his buttocks, step back step by step, and sprinkle dust on the ground. But after all, he is an immortal cultivator, and even if Gui Daozi doesn't look back, he can feel the approach of others.

What about plants?

At some point, a yellow nut with a resolute expression came out of the flower bed next to the pond. He stared intently at Gui Daozi's pouting cheeks and swayed his body, as if waiting for something.

At the same time, in the flower garden on Gui Daozi's left, slender and elegant, white-skinned and beautiful slender pink mushrooms slowly grew. She held the umbrella cover and looked at Gui Daozi on the side, a charming smile appeared on her beautiful cheeks.

Guo Lingyun climbed the arrow tower in the north city and looked down on the entire north beam condescendingly. He couldn't see the surroundings of the swamp pond clearly, because the distance was too far, even if he urged the dragon and tiger qi, it would be difficult to see Gui Daozi clearly.

But that's the point.

As an evil cultivator, Gui Daozi is extremely sensitive to "gaze". If Guo Lingyun could see him and look at him intently, Gui Daozi would definitely be alert. But now, Guo Lingyun couldn't see him clearly at all, so Gui Daozi didn't notice it at all.

So the question is, what is Guo Lingyun going up the arrow tower for?

Shoot the arrow, draw the bow, aim.

When the tall and strong tall nut broke through the ground with a potato thunder that was ready to be attacked, and appeared behind Gui Daozi's belly, the arrow was shot out.

Well?

Gui Daozi, who was arranging the ashes of the plants and trees, suddenly moved his ears, and he had been able to hear the sound of plants rustling since the beginning of the day, but he didn't care, because he could sense people's souls, so any ambush was impossible.

But... This voice.

When he heard the sound of arrows cutting through the air, Gui Daozi stood up, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw a tall nut with a heavy face, holding a potato and looking at him.

What's that?

As a native of the Ming Dynasty, it is impossible for Gui Daozi to have played Plants vs. Zombies, and he naturally doesn't know what Potato Ray is, and it is even more impossible to see Gao Nut.

Therefore, when he saw this tall nut with a peculiar shape and a strong appearance, Gui Daozi was stunned for a moment. This stunned spirit has become the most regrettable thing in his life.

Rumble!!!!

Potatoes fried?

This was the last thought that crossed Gui Daozi's mind.

With a violent roar, as if the signal of the team had been ignited, the dwarf nut under the tall nut directly threw dozens of punches in succession, slamming into Gui Daozi's knee. And the cannibal flower that broke through the ground on the side leaned back, accompanied by the spitting of "ho~~~", and the viscous and corrosive venom covered Gui Daozi's body.

What's the situation? What's the situation?!

Instinctively, Gui Daozi put his hands together, and the Dao method was instantly cast, and countless sharp earth thorns spread all over his body, allowing him to breathe for a moment. He had just come to his senses and realized that he had been ambushed, and then he saw the blunt arrow shot at the pink mushroom.

"Ah~~~"

With an elegant and charming sound, the charm mushroom that exploded with M attribute instantly began to contract, and then suddenly exploded. In an instant, an indescribable pink mist diffused around Gui Daozi.

Not good, toxic!

Gui Daozi reacted quickly, closed her mouth and nose the moment the pink mist dispersed, and held her breath. As an immortal cultivator, Gui Daozi is naturally proficient in the technique of turtle breathing, and not breathing for ten minutes is not a problem at all.

Then, out of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the familiar thorn on the side.

The stinging smile was hearty, the smile was enthusiastic, and the chrysanthemums on his body were in full bloom, as if he was greeting the pale Gui Daozi.

In an instant, Gui Daozi completely ignored the dangerous pink poison in the air, and directly cast the Dao method, using soil to firmly protect the lower half of his body.

Call~

A touch of pink breath penetrated into Gui Daozi's nose, but now he was focused on fighting against the stingers on the ground, and he didn't care about these poisonous fogs at all, in fact, he also had this proud capital.

As an evil cultivator, poison is a part of the indispensable appreciation. Gui Daozi's poison resistance is not low, and it can be said that most of the poisons circulating in the rivers and lakes have no effect on him.

But what if it's medicine?

"Stimulate potential, mend nerves."

Looking at Gui Daozi, whose expression changed from horror to surprise, and seemed to feel something, Tang Yun said slowly:

"It's not poison that I'm in, it's a high-grade gold sore medicine. It is possible to restore a person's injuries and at the same time activate his potential. ”

"Guess what will happen to Gui Daozi, who originally suffered a big explosion in his lower body, suddenly has his body repaired, activated his potential, and encountered the charm mushroom?"

The volcano is roaring.

Finished.

Gui Daozi's heart sank, he didn't know why this poison could actually break through his body-protecting immortal qi and infect himself with a hundred poisons. Could it be that this Beiliang is really a genius of poison?

"You're telling the truth."

Zhou Li, who was squatting on the roof, looked at Gui Daozi, whose face was distorted, and he couldn't wait to play arrogantly on the spot, and asked Tang Guan on the side with a solemn face, "Why are you so skilled in mixing this medicine?" ”

"Talent."

Looking at the bright sunshine, Tang Wan said melancholy: "Maybe in this world, I am the only Tang Sect male who has become a woman." ”

No, maybe your grandfather.

Zhou Li didn't say anything, he was afraid that Tang Guan wouldn't be able to think about it. Turning his head, he looked at Gui Daozi, who was welcoming the final closing ceremony.

At this time, Gui Daozi's face was distorted, his mouth was like a river, and he was like an ADHD child. Even though his legs were wrapped in mud, he couldn't stop shaking. Obviously, with the charm mushroom and Tangguan's special potential activation drug, Gui Daozi is now gradually getting better, so...

Here comes the main course.

For some reason, Gui Daozi suddenly turned his head and froze in place.

Tender mushroom petals, charming purple skin, beautiful and honest face, wide and plump body, and the right mushroom head.

Panting, Gui Daozi looked at the big puff-mushroom in front of him who was throwing flattering eyes at him, and his brain went blank.

Do you want to rush?

Rush, rush!

The purest desire in my heart kept shouting and chanting, making this Taoist master succumb to his desires. His hands trembled, his steps slow and powerful, and he began to walk towards the enchanting puff-shroom.

No way!!!

Suddenly, Gui Daozi's eyes widened with anger, his eyes were about to split, and every cell in his body was telling him, no!!

If you really rush, you will die, and you will die in the most humiliating way in the history of mankind. This will be a more humiliating way than being killed in a dung pit, and a more terrible death than getting out and getting out to death!

I am Gui Daozi, an immortal cultivator, and I can't be humiliated like this!!

Since I am going to die, then I will also die with a bang, not in the mouth of a mushroom, in the conspiracy of a group of beasts!

"!!Ahh

Suddenly, Gui Daozi shook his hands vigorously and roared angrily towards the sky.

On the left is the Gatling Bodhisattva peas that are shooting wildly, and on the right is a wall of nuts holding potato thunder. Hou Jue, who was holding an electric baton, followed beside him, and thousands of households with dragon and tiger qi all over his body stood with knives, blocking all retreats.

Can't run?

Run!

"Does he want to?!"

Zhou Li seemed to have thought of something, and a look of shock appeared on his face. He stood up abruptly and looked at Gui Daozi in disbelief as he ran wantonly in the sunset.

"Mo Fei..."

With a heart of soul, Tang Wan also looked at Gui Daozi who was charging in the pea barrage that was lit up by Daoqi and Buddhism, and a terrible thought came to her heart.

"He wants?!"

Hou Jue and Qianhu looked at Gui Daozi with a face full of determination and silent charge. He didn't rush towards Hou Jue, nor did he rush towards Qianhu, let alone in the direction of the big puff mushroom, which was the only chance to escape.

The direction in which he is going...

Wang Tu, who had just woken up, rubbed his eyes that were a little astringent, and when he raised his head, he saw that he had passed by, a satisfied smile appeared on his old face, and his body was full of resolute Gui Daozi.

Well?

Wang Tu was stunned for a moment.

His gaze followed Gui Daozi's sturdy body, and then, drawing a perfect arc in mid-air.

Poof.

I hastily and hastily and haphazardly!!!!!!!!!

Wang Tu looked at Gui Daozi who was drowning in the dung pit, waving his hands out, and smiling in despair as he gradually sank in despair, and his whole spiritual world trembled violently.

What's the situation? What's the situation? What the is going on?

The sun sets, and the morning sun ends. Everything seemed to be over, with a pop.

Many years later, Wang Tu stood in front of the swamp pond that he had guarded for decades, and he would surely remember that distant afternoon, when the magical old Deng resolutely opened his arms and fell into the swamp with his back leaping.