Zhuge Qing still can't forget, on that sunny day, the old heavenly master immortal wind bones, independent of the world, standing on the peak of Longhu Mountain, with his back to himself, sighed faintly:

"Your third uncle has been deceived again."

"Isn't that normal?"

Lying on the stone, the bored girl shook her fan and said with an indifferent face:

"He bought three copper plates, ten copper plates, three nest melons, Beiliang's special corn that is not sweet, sticky and not delicious, and the Buddha personally threw the magic weapon of the Taoist Sect into the warehouse, and the famous Ecstasy Sect scenic spot fraud city was lifted by him, how? Does Uncle San have any room to rise? ”

"Yes."

Nodding, the Heavenly Master said sadly: "Your third uncle was deceived by zombies for hemorrhoids. ”

The half-shaken fan stopped, the girl's face was strange, and she turned over and sat on the stone lightly, and her tone was no longer as lazy as Fang Cai:

"Elaborate."

"After you finish talking about it, I don't care if your third uncle kicks the door."

"Then let's be rude."

"Ugh."

The Old Heavenly Master sighed, his eldest disciple was obviously gifted, but he didn't concentrate on cultivating, but liked to watch others have fun.

But Taoism pays attention to going with the flow, so why not Zhuge Qing's nature when watching fun?

"Your third uncle went to arrest the demon Dao named Gui Daozi the day before yesterday, and he obviously wanted to crush the soul of the evil cultivator, but he fell for the other party's scheme, his hemorrhoids burst out, and he was bleeding profusely, so he had no choice but to give up the pursuit."

After listening to the description of the old heavenly master, Zhuge Qing nodded, and then she slowly lay back on the stone, and the pu fan fanned up weakly, and a classic expression appeared on her delicate cheeks.

It's about me.

Looking at Zhuge Qing, who wrote the rotten and boring on his face, even the open-minded Heavenly Master couldn't help but sigh secretly. But he is a master after all, and he can still deal with a little apprentice.

"You are allowed to practice in the world for three months."

"Okay."

In an instant, "it's about my eggs" became "it's my egg business", and the girl deftly turned over from the stone and fell, and with a casual summoning, the cloak and hat obediently suspended beside her. Zhuge Qing turned around, saluted the old heavenly master, and then ran down the mountain in a hurry.

"Ugh."

Looking at Zhuge Qing's back, the Heavenly Master sighed inexplicably.

It is said that he, a big apprentice, is the best at meditation and does not like the world, so that he can have the cultivation of the Seven Rank Immortal Cultivation at a young age. But who knew that the cultivation method of his genius apprentice turned out to be "thought accessibility".

Thinking of this, the Heavenly Master slowly looked at the leisurely clouds not far away. His eyes were slightly condensed, and the cloud turned on its own, and a moment later, a hexagram appeared in the sky.

[Qing, out of the mountain, see nobles, thoughts are accessible, and the fairy road can also go]

"Nobleman..."

Looking at the unpredictable clouds and sun in the sky in a daze, the old heavenly master seemed to be talking to the sky, and whispered: "What kind of talent can make me, a criminal, an immortal..."

"You listen to me, stuff half a bag of lime into this urn, and it will definitely be more effective when it explodes."

Zhou Li, who was squatting next to the entrance of the cave, took out the lime he was carrying, put it in Tang Guan's hand, and said with a solemn face: "This thing is very powerful, and there is magic damage, so it's over." ”

"Good strategy, but I'd like to improve it."

Tang Wan nodded, and then spoke: "What do you think if we replace the lime with realgar powder, donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, and boy urine, and directly give this zombie a targeted blow?" ”

"It's easy to say before, I've got it all with me."

Zhou Li hesitated a little and said, "But the boy pees, I didn't prepare this thing." ”

The air was filled with silence.

Looking at Tang Guan, whose eyes were drifting towards his lower body, and his expression gradually became weird, Zhou Li's expression also began to be hideous.

Poof.

Tang Wan knelt on the ground, lifted the bottle containing the ashes with both hands, lowered his head, and said respectfully: "I was wrong, I hope to forgive." ”

In the face of Tang Guan's personality insult, Zhou Li, who was speechless, snatched the bottle with a cold face and began to look at it carefully.

This bottle is more unique, it contains pure and strong black powder, and under the partition in the middle of the bottle, there is a lump of yellow-brown ashes from Gui Daozi.

As for why it's yellow-brown, then you have to ask Gui Daozi himself.

"Put!"

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Open your third small bag and fill it for me!" ”

Hearing this, Tang Guan directly stood up and took a breath, and began to flip up the small bag he was carrying. After a while, realgar powder, black donkey hoof powder, black dog blood, lime, cartilage powder, spicy chicken gizzard...

Well?

"Sorry, I got it wrong."

Stuffing the spicy chicken gizzard into his mouth, Tang Guan, whose spicy little face was red, spit out his small tender tongue, panting heavily, and asked in a shaha-haha: "No, there are so many things, Si~~~~Ha~~~, how to put it in it?" ”

"Actually, you didn't get this spicy chicken gizzard wrong."

Zhou Li looked at the girl who was gradually heating up, and said kindly: "This is made by soaking garlic and green onion roots in water, and brushing two layers of bell peppers, this zombie does not eat green onions, ginger and garlic, so I use this thing to drive away zombies." ”

Suddenly, Tang Guan directly turned red.

"As for you saying you can't put it down..."

Zhou Li pulled out a black wooden urn directly from behind him, and a look of victory appeared on his face, "Guess why I carry an urn with me?" ”

"Si~~I thought ~~Ha~~ You have to collect the ashes of the zombie treacherous~~~ and make the next zombie."

Even if she eats the wrong thing, she must swallow it resolutely, and Tang Guan, who never wastes food, swallowed the chicken gizzard stiffly, and then she bit her lip, her face was flushed, and when she spoke, there was a strong smell of onions, ginger and garlic.

"Alright, I'll give you permission to play dumb now."

Since there was no chewing gum in this era, facing Tang Guan, who opened his mouth to attack magically, Zhou Li pinched his nose and said, "Prepare to stay away, I'm going to detonate." ”

Nodding vigorously, Tang Wan picked up the big bag and trotted out of here pitifully like an oppressed body worker. Then Zhou Li looked at the wooden box in his hand, took out the ashes, pouted his buttocks and began to arrange it.

"That's the White Horse Slope over there."

On the carriage, Zhu Qianyun gently opened the cloud curtain, pointed to the grassy slope not far away, and said: "Qu Pan plays the white horse, laughs on the green mountain." This place, still hasn't changed at all. ”

In fact, it has changed.

Secretly sighed in his heart, Zhuge Qing had already calculated that this drought was in the White Horse Slope. But she didn't want to break the other party's good memories, after all, she had to explain to the other party after breaking it, which was troublesome.

Let's do it quickly.

With a pinch of his hand, Zhuge Qing began to calculate where Gui Daozi's bones were. To deal with this kind of drought and stiffness, if you want to solve the opponent once and for all, you have to attack with their corpses to completely shatter the opponent's body.

Well?

With this calculation, Zhuge Qing found that the corpse he wanted was in the white horse slope.

It seems that someone has already taken the lead...

"Miss Zhu, I have some things to deal with, so don't go through it here."

Suddenly, Zhuge Qing arched his hand at Zhu Qianyun, and then threw off his robe under the surprised gaze of the other party and disappeared into the carriage.

(End of chapter)