Chapter 118: The First Battle Death Knife
I always feel like I've forgotten something.
The dead man's knife clasped his head, and a bloody bandage fell. He looked at some sharp nails, and a faint helplessness appeared in his eyes.
Why are you still bald when you die?
Patting the long knife on his waist, the dead man's knife changed his comfortable position, leaned against the city wall, and stared at the city gate motionlessly.
The Golden Snake Lady just came with the news and asked her to go to the city gate in the west of the city to pick up the two demon puppets. These two demon puppets were refined by the Golden Snake Lady herself, and they were very powerful, and they were an important help for this operation.
Staring at the city gates, the Dead Man's Knife continued to practice knife techniques in his mind. Maybe it's good to be a youkai, your body and mind will never get tired, and you won't need sleep and rest. It's a little less fun, but for a knife maniac like Dead Man's Knife, it's a pie in the sky.
"In this way, Li Laosan, you put your wife's pie on my shield, and I'll see if Sanpin's Lingqi can break through the absolute defense of this pie."
"Don't insult my wife! This is a pie made by her own hands, from the noodles to the pancakes are all done by herself, just three grades of Lingqi, why break my top-grade pie? ”
Suddenly, cheerful laughter came from the city gate tower.
With his eyes closed, he listened to the whispers of several garrisons on the city gate, and a melancholy look flowed through the eyes of the dead man's knife. Although he became a demon after death, bloodthirsty and murderous, the memory of being a human still stays in his mind.
I don't know what happened to their mother-in-law, two big fat boys, I don't know if my little pension is enough.
Bite!
The half-broken blade severed the flying blade, and the dead man's knife carried the scabbard casually in his left hand, and the short knife held in his right hand hung slightly to the ground. He lowered his head and spoke slowly:
"Sanpin, dare you come to me?"
"So..."
In the woods on the side, the sound of stepping on broken branches sounded one after another, Zhou Li carried a short sword and a dagger, with a faint smile, and asked, "You dare to kill me?" ”
"Why don't you dare?"
Raising his head, a pair of scarlet eyes flashed blood, and with a broken knife, the knife snatched the moonlight, turned into a silver moon and wiped it on Zhou Li's throat.
Airplanes~~~~
The sword slammed into the body of the short sword, making a metallic buzzing sound. Zhou Li turned his face sideways, not half dignified, and asked with a smile:
"Liwei, do you want to eat?"
Hearing these two words, the dead man knife was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the other party was mocking him for not eating and having no strength.
As a swordsman, the dead man's knife was not annoyed, but smiled with interest and said:
"Your confidence is this royal royal gold sword?"
"That's not."
Zhou Li shrugged his shoulders and casually stuck the short sword into the wood beside him. Then he thought about it, and another dagger appeared next to the dagger. Spreading out his empty hands, the young man smiled:
"My confidence is that I won't use weapons to kill you."
"Interesting."
Hearing this, the dead man's knife was not angry or annoyed, but was interested. With a twist of the short knife in his hand, the broken blade was facing Zhou Li, turning his face, and a faint death aura gradually condensed in his scarlet eyes.
"If the head falls off..."
Call~
The gray mist was entangled in the shriveled hands, and the dead man's knife was like dust cut off in white, and it flashed to Zhou Li's side so lightly. And the knife, which was mixed with dead air, stabbed Zhou Li's throat with precision.
Call.
Stretching out his hand and touching the shallow blood marks on his neck, Zhou Li breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at the dead man's knife not far away, half-bent over, holding the knife against his back, and said calmly:
"Old Monster Xu, your mother is dead."
Suddenly, with a step, the dead man's knife turned around and reached out his arm, and slashed at Zhou Li with a whirlwind.
With a wave of his hand and squinting his eyes, the Dead Man's Knife casually plucked out his eyeballs, blew off the lime on them, and then put them back on. He looked at Zhou Li, who was standing on the tree, looking down at him, and said:
"Maud, you play too?"
"How much force did you use? Three points? ”
Zhou Li looked at the dead man's knife and said with a chuckle: "That's not good, it's not enough, I have to let you exert a little more force." You are a dignified six-grade monster, your mother died at the hands of bandits, leaving a widow and two sons, just ignore it? ”
"Old Monster Xu has died a long time ago, and I am a dead man's knife."
Carrying the broken knife, the dead man's knife said without taboos: "When a person dies, the demon is alive, and the demon is in charge of people's affairs, then it will be all chaos." My wife has the ability to live, and it is the norm in this era that I can't live, I care so much, what's the use? ”
"Your second son, Xu Sheng, is now paralyzed in his lower body, inconvenient to walk, and may be incontinent."
Zhou Li didn't care about the words of the dead man's knife at all, but pointed at himself, and said proudly:
"I did it."
"That's a coincidence."
The dead man's knife said happily: "I will also break your legs in a while, and I will pay Sheng Er." ”
"Don't worry."
Zhou Li also said happily: "Your eldest son Xu Ziyi is even more heavyweight. ”
"Niang Hua Nong knows how to fight? Ding Ding is gone, your Xu family is broken. ”
He was stunned for a moment, then the Dead Man Knife frowned and began to ponder the words. Then he suddenly burst out, his scarlet eyes bleeding and full of anger.
"Thief, you dare!"
"Why wouldn't I dare?"
Zhou Li took a step back, and the seeds that had already been arranged suddenly burst out, and the huge Perseverance Nut took out his wheelchair, rode on it, and galloped to block the knife.
"What the hell?!"
Rao is dead man's knife has seen a lot of demons and monsters, but it is the first time he has seen a nut pushing a wheelchair with a national character face. He hurriedly pulled out his knife, took a step back, and stared at Zhou Li behind the nut wall.
"What did you do to my eldest son?!"
Looking at Zhou Li, the dead man's knife said fiercely: "What did you do?" ”
"Correct."
Zhou Li smiled and said, "It's the eldest daughter." ”
"You're !!"
The dead man's knife was suddenly angry, and he no longer suppressed his strength, he got up directly and took a step, and appeared in front of Zhou Li in one breath, and the broken knife slashed directly at Zhou Li's lower body.
The garlic jumped up resolutely and was chopped, the seeds fell into Zhou Li's hands, and the corpse went directly into the nose of the dead man's knife.
"Ahem cough
The Dead Man's Knife staggered and almost fell to his knees. The garlic that Dave researched is not a simple garlic, but a unique European garlic, which is said to have the ability to exorcise demons, but in fact, it is also a physical exorcism based on taste.
But there is no way, whoever touches the shit Houttuynia cordata-flavored garlic has to kneel and vomit.
Fortunately, the sensory system of the dead man's knife was no longer very sensitive, and he directly broke the knife, his nose fell to the ground, and there was a bloody hole in his face.
"There are really a lot of crooked ways."
As a demon of the sixth grade, it is impossible for the Dead Man's Sword to have only this strength. If it weren't for Madame Golden Snake telling him not to hurt Zhou Li, these strange things wouldn't have stopped him from killing Zhou Li at all.
But...
The Dead Man's Knife looked up at the moon, and with a slap knocked out the peas that had been shot out of nowhere.
The demon puppet is coming, and it has to be solved quickly.
Lifting the knife, the dead man's knife looked at Zhou Li, and a trace of fierceness flashed in his eyes: "I want to see how many ghost things you still have." ”
"That's a lot."
Zhou Li smiled brightly, and then, he stretched out his hand, and the crimson jade gourd gradually suspended beside him.
(End of chapter)