"Dude, you look like you're twenty-five or sixteen now, you can't say that you've only watched the door and the cell in your life, even if Ling Shangfeng wants to promote you, it will also let you expand your new business and go to the toilet. Think about it, if you are just dangling between several gates in your life, then you are not worse than me? I'm really going to jail, and you're not enough to go to jail in your life. ”

In the dark and damp burrow, Hou Jue sat on the haystack in a strange posture, and the two knees against his chest were like twin peaks, which were extremely unsightly. But instead of being ashamed, he was satisfied with the way he sat down, and continued to babble to the pale soldier:

"You said that you are also miserable, you will be in prison for the rest of your life, and you will have to have some kind of occupational disease. Alas, buddy, your foreskin is not long, we Qianhu have been thinking about pulling people to circumcision recently, saying that Beiliang cuts one and gets one free, if you don't work again, you can cut it, healthy. ”

"Can you fucking shut up?"

Rao is the Imperial Forest Army has received professional training, and Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face, but Hou Jue's broken mouth is like a dung pit exploded, and this thing is much more difficult than Mount Tai collapsed. The Imperial Forest Army directly slammed the cell door hard, and said angrily:

"You prisoner, believe it or not, I will kill you with a knife?! Can you be quiet for a while? ”

Hou Jue was silent, and just when the Imperial Forest Army thought that he had frightened Hou Jue and could enjoy the quiet time, he heard the faint words in the cell.

"Hey, I'm in a hurry."

"I'm ****** you"

Slamming the cell door hard, the guard roared, "You're a piece of waste, you know? Caught in the garbage! You are a prisoner, can you have a little self-esteem and stop screaming when you know that you are a piece of waste? ”

"No, the three people in the restaurant sneaked up on me, how can I run if my teammates are not there? Come and tell me. Three people in the restaurant caught me, can I run? If teammates are in me, why don't I run? Yes? Aren't my teammates playing me? It's not that your teammates aren't there, what are you calling me for? Yes? I was sandwiched by three people, my teammates didn't come, I ran to your mother to give a reward, come, you talk to me, you stinky jaguar bar, you don't know what it's called, come, the dog barks. ”

"I went deep into the enemy camp alone, scolded your dog master, ate his fine chaff, and drooled on his knees for his greed, alas, just like that, you have to bark twice, and you have to protect the master."

Changing his posture, looking at the guards whose faces were flushed and trembling with anger, Hou Jue said happily:

"No, can you find a good angle to protect you? You have to make a scene where your master is not used to eating swill, and scold the two of us together, but you find out, alas, it is useless to scold this Hou Jue, he has brains. And then you pondered it again, alas, I scolded my master, wouldn't it be a dream come true if he really closed the toilet for me? ”

"Why don't you go and give your master some swill now, in case he really fulfills your dream and lets you see the toilet, isn't everyone happy?"

"Uhh!!!h

At this time, the whole person of the guard was already red and warm, and the green tendons on his neck were bulging, and he looked very hazy. He gasped, stared at his eyes, scolded for a while, couldn't speak, and specially explained that he couldn't kill this person.

But the problem is that you can't scold now, and the other party has no fear, that is, spraying, spraying is reasonable, and the most important thing is that this person sprays smell.

"Alas, it's urgent."

Hou Jue sighed, which directly ignited the anger in the guard's heart, picked up the spear, looked at Hou Jue tremblingly, and didn't speak, just didn't move.

Therefore, when Qianhu went down to the dungeon, he pushed open the door and saw the scene of "the guard holding a spear and trying to murder his son".

"Thief dares!"

Qianhu directly took three steps and one step, stepped forward, lifted a fist the size of a vinegar bowl and smashed it twice. The guard's eyes suddenly darkened, and his face burst out with colors like a dyeing workshop, and he collapsed to the ground and convulsed twice.

"Senho-sama, you are..."

After Steward Zhang came in, he was shocked when he saw Qianhu put down the guards with two fists.

"This Hou Jue... It's my nephew. ”

Qianhu glanced at Steward Zhang, frowned, and said, "Although the Tao is different, I don't want anything to happen to my nephew, understand?" ”

"Understood, understood."

Zhang Guan was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again.

"I'm a thousand households!"

Hou Jue in prison almost jumped up after seeing Qianhu, and the whole person was directly "straight". He looked at Qianhu and said in surprise: "Why did you come in too?" Caught? ”

"Say what?"

Steward Zhang on the side was suddenly furious, and said: "Lord Qianhu is our current leader, you thief still dare to speak disrespectfully?" ”

After finishing speaking, Steward Zhang glanced sympathetically at the unconscious guards on the ground, and then he sighed and said to Qianhu:

"Lord Qianhu, don't worry, I have already issued an order not to harm this thief."

"I see."

Qianhu waved his hand, signaling that he knew about it. He looked at Hou Jue, sighed, and said:

"I'm sorry for you, are you hurt?"

"It's fine."

Hou Juele said happily: "What this old man said is not wrong, there has been nothing in the past few days except for an ordinary beating on the first day. ”

"We... Wrong. ”

At this time, the guards who had been beaten suddenly burst out of their will to survive, opened their eyes, and said weakly: "Two days... In two days, I've already changed four guards. This person's mouth is too broken, the scolding is too hard, we can't scold, we can't fight, my two comrades even have psychological problems, I can't sleep, wrong, wrong! ”

Suddenly, an aura of embarrassment spread through the cell.

"Come out."

With a sigh, Chiho opened the lock of the cell door and said with a disgusting tenderness in his eyes, "I'm here to pick you up." ”

"Although what you said touched me, it was as disgusting as ever."

Hou Jue smiled complicatedly, walked to the cell door, and pushed the door open.

"I've heard it all, it's okay, I've already contacted the doctor, and we'll go and get one free tomorrow."

The door closed.

"I'm used to it."

Hou Jue squatted in the innermost part of the cell and said with a smirk: "I'll stay for a few more days, it's okay." ”

"Get out... Yes. ”

Trembling and trembling, the guard looked at Hou Jue and roared hoarsely:

"Get out of here."

"You're here, I'm in jail."

Once again, the crowd fell into an awkward silence.

"Come out."

Qianhu looked at Hou Jue a little helplessly, and said: "There will be monsters attacking the camp in the future, and I am afraid that you will be affected by the time." ”

"It's fine."

Hou Juele said happily: "I can't die." ”

"The monster is Zhou Li."

Qianhu came to the cell door and whispered this.

"Where do you get the weapon?"

Hou Jue kicked the door open and said hurriedly: "It's too late." ”

(End of chapter)