The wind and the sun are beautiful, the moon and stars are rare, there is meat and wine, and they are happy.

But none of this has anything to do with the reserve army.

The so-called reserve army, which sounds like "the preparation of the army is free from trouble, and the negligence of making up for everything", is actually a coolie who is independent of the Imperial Forest Army and is responsible for cleaning the battlefield and boiling water for cooking. Its status is so low that it once surpassed the "third-class horse run" and belongs to the maggot layer of the food chain.

Of course, this is definitely much better than a fixed sentry, after all, this thing can go to the toilet in the house, and it is still a bit beneficial to solve it on the spot in an emergency.

At this time, a garrison of two people was bitterly preparing tonight's meal in the cafeteria. The dishes in the cauldron in front of him are very rich, with radish leaves, radish seedlings, radish roots, and radishes.

You think it's for the Guards?

"Haha."

With an expressionless smile, the commander of the reserve army stretched out his trembling chopsticks, picked up a piece of "food" that had been chaotic, endured the desire to vomit, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Huh!" (Surprised to eat the soil)

"Whew!" (Hold back the inch without spitting)

"What's long! What's long! ”

The soldiers on the side threw themselves to the side of Shi Chang, whose eyes were rolling and foaming at the mouth, and shouted sadly: "Don't scare us, wake up, wake up!" Let's hold on for another day, I'll pick up some leftovers from the Royal Forest Army tomorrow, you can hold on! ”

"Nope."

Trembling and stretching out his hand, Shi Chang looked at the soldier with a confused look, and said with difficulty: "Let... You can't pick up other people's leftovers, you have to live a personal life. ”

"But we haven't eaten in two days."

Falling to his knees, the soldier burst into tears and screamed in pain:

"Our money is all gone in Shangjing!"

"Oh grass, then you really deserve it."

Tang Wan looked indifferently at Shi Chang lying on the ground and the soldier who was kneeling and crying on the side, and swallowed all the words that he wanted to praise the other party for having backbone.

"Where's the kid?"

Shi Chang tilted his head sideways, frowned and asked, "This is a military powerhouse, and you dare to break in?" ”

"A military powerhouse?"

Tang Wan looked at the dilapidated cave with a strange expression, except for a door, the most valuable thing inside was the pot. She stepped forward and looked at the "dish" that she didn't even dare to eat, her face changed, and she said in astonishment:

"You're practicing drugs?"

"It's a dish."

Shi Chang subconsciously retorted, and then hurriedly spoke: "Child, let me tell you, you leave quickly, if you don't leave, I will call someone to arrest you, I don't care if you are beaten with fine skin and tender meat." ”

Tang Guan was also unambiguous, and directly threw out a wooden card. Shi Chang casually took the sign, looked at it, and was shocked.

"Holy shit, I'm unemployed!"

Shi Chang looked at the engraved "Shi Chang Order", took out his own "Shi Chang Order" and compared it, and found that there was no mistake at all. Then, he and his only soldier raised their heads, looked at Tang Guan with a look of pity, and said:

"Congratulations, you're employed."

"Just the two of you?"

Tang Guan frowned and said, "Two people manage the medicine, food, and water of the whole army? ”

"Haha, don't be kidding."

Shi Chang skillfully covered the pot to hide the stench that hit the soul. Turning his head, with a sunny smile, he said bluntly:

"The Imperial Forest Army is all noble Jing masters, how can they look down on our group of stinky people from other places. People eat small stoves, and they get their own water, and the only use of our gang of reserve troops is to wash people's underwear. ”

"Actually, it's not about washing panties."

The soldier on the side felt a little unbearable on his face, and explained stupidly: "I know the water spirit method, it's just a favor, and people will pay back." ”

"Alright."

Holding his forehead and sighing, Tang Guan said, "Are you in charge of the medicine?" ”

"Hey, don't tell me, it's the only reason we both exist."

Speaking in an authentic Jinye accent, Shi Chang pointed to the bottles and cans on the shelves on the side, and said proudly: "These, gold sore medicine antidote ventilation and dispersion are all available." Guarding these things requires a medical order, and I'm the cheapest in the whole capital, so these things are the only things I can manage. ”

"Okay."

Nodding, Tang Wan walked to the three shelves, held the shelves of the antidote, and then...

Kitten kicks the water cup.

The crackling sound is not only the bottle, but also the smashed, but also the broken heart.

"No !!!!!"

Shi Chang looked at the shattered antidote bottle in disbelief, and shouted with a distorted expression: "We have no money!" You!!! ”

"Take it."

Throwing a medium-sized porcelain bottle to Shi Chang, Tang Guan, whose face was covered with black veil, said calmly: "A jar of water, stirred well, is the new antidote." After finishing it, put it in a water bag and distribute it to all the Royal Guards soldiers, telling them that the enemy has been watching the camp recently, and it is easy to attack with poison, so they have an antidote with them. ”

"Ahh

Shi Chang was stunned for a moment, then opened the lid and sniffed the potion inside, although he didn't know why there were laxative ingredients in the antidote, but he had no money and couldn't buy another shelf of antidote, so he could only put it in his arms and accept his fate.

"No, what are you putting away?"

Frowning, Tang Guan crossed his waist and said, "The porcelain vase is very expensive, you hurry up and return it to me." ”

Shi Chang was stupid.

You're better than me?

After a while, Tang Guan, who had put the porcelain vase in his arms, left here without looking back. And the chief and the soldier looked at each other, and some did not react.

What's that? Done?

Airborne leader and gone?

"Continue if you don't accept it."

Zhu Qianyun, who was wearing a demon mask on his face, looked at the ten Royal Forest Soldiers in front of him, and said angrily: "Come, aren't you dissatisfied with my airborne waste?" Don't say it behind your back, come, say it to my face, and fight after that, it's as simple as that. ”

"What the!"

A dark-faced strong man scolded angrily, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted panting: "Stinky boy, don't make a big fuss here, if you have a kind, don't tell Steward Zhang, Lao Tzu unloads your two legs!" ”

"Come on."

Zhu Qianyun sneered disdainfully, stood in place, hooked his hands, and the corners of his mouth under the demon mask were slightly hooked:

"Don't think about it, I just look down on you."

This sentence directly ignited the man's fire, and the black man directly rolled up his sleeves, stepped forward, and slammed into Zhu Qianyun's face door with a blow.

The wind of the fist cut through the air like a knife, as sharp and swift as the iron tail of an evil tiger. The black man looked at Zhu Qianyun, who was motionless, and sneered in his heart.

The kid was already scared stupid.

Pressing, punching, bursting with great force.

Tilting his head, there was a deep mockery in his black jade eyes under the blue-black demon mask.

Looking at the black man who was kneeling on the ground, covering his right arm, and his face was full of fear, Zhu Qianyun glanced at the other people indifferently, and said coldly:

"Who else is not convinced?"

(End of chapter)