Cultivating the Immortal Realm, a huge besieged city.

The people outside the city wanted to go in, because they all felt that they had entered the immortal cultivation realm, and half of their feet had stepped into the Immortal Gate, and the other half had stepped into the glory and wealth. However, the people in the city looked outside the city and only felt that the people outside the city...

Really good at playing.

In Zhuge Qing's memory, the world of cultivating immortals has always been an unchanging and heavy world. Immortals, moving mountains on people, suppressing seven emotions and six desires, this is the immortal in the eyes of the immortal cultivation world.

They practice the Immortal Dao, not because they have the Immortal Dao in their hearts, but because the Immortal Dao can make them immortal and make them invincible in the world. Therefore, the hierarchy on the immortal path is extremely strict, and if you have a short time of cultivation and few immortal paths to comprehend, you are a lowly person and should obey.

That's all.

The righteous path, the evil path, seems to have summed up the entire immortal path. But in Zhuge Qing's eyes, whether it is the right way or the evil way, he is a poor person who strangles his will in "fate". They obey the will of heaven and are bound by the Word, and no amount of anger or sorrow in their breasts will not disobey their Word.

Because, this is the world of cultivating immortals.

Except for the positive one.

The mountains are beautiful, the waves are like anger, the righteousness is overwhelming, and the mountains are stacked but not abrupt, like a dragon and a tiger at peace.

This is, Dragon and Tiger Mountain.

"Big brother, is there really no cure?"

In the quaint wooden house, a pot of tea, a bed, and a chair are all that the old man has. His eyes were closed, his expression calm, unwavering.

"There is no cure."

Picking up the tea, the white-haired young man beside him took a sip of coarse tea and sighed:

"The third child, there must be a time in life, and there must be no time in life, so why fight against the way of heaven?"

"I'm just unwilling, unwilling..."

Two tears flowed from the old man's eyes, he turned around slowly, pouted his buttocks, pounded the bed hard, and shouted hysterically in pathos:

"Why can't this hemorrhoid be cured!!!!!?"

Looking at the scarlet of the snow-white pants, the white-haired young man looked at him awkwardly, scratched his face, and his original lofty temperament was swept away:

"There's no way, who made you swear to exterminate the gambling in the world back then, and as a result, you paid half of the casino opening bet on whether you can wipe out all the casinos. Heaven gives you hemorrhoids, and I can't cut them off, so bear with it. ”

"It's cheating! Cheat! ”

The old man wanted to cry without tears, the dignified third uncle of Longhu Mountain, the cultivator of the Seven Realms of the Dao Realm, and the genius who was obedient and obedient to the immortal cultivation realm with one hand, was actually stuck by a group of mortals, and suffered from hemorrhoids, a vicious disease that dogs had to laugh for a long time when they saw it.

You say how much it hurts, no, after all, compared to being struck by lightning during the sermon, this thing is just like tickling, but the most lethal thing about this thing is that it will bleed with the size of the movement. More than once, he suddenly collapsed in the middle of a fight, and he did not lose blood, but his dignity was lost.

And the main thing is that this hemorrhoid is a God-given destiny hemorrhoid, which cannot be cut and cannot be covered. Even if the third uncle relied on the transformation technique to turn into an animal, hemorrhoids would appear in familiar places.

He will never forget that day when he tried to turn into a dog to avoid the pain of hemorrhoids, but a man who did not know whether he was alive or dead gave him a kick on the spot and kicked him in the gut.

To be honest, at that time, even if the third uncle kicked to death the county magistrate who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, it was estimated that his cultivation would not be held accountable.

Yes, the righteous way does not allow him to kill innocents indiscriminately, but this county order is not innocent at all.

That kick was a humiliation of the third uncle's personality.

It's the same with dogs.

"Third child, why don't you think about it and become a cultivator."

Looking at the old man who made him extremely uneasy, the white-haired young man sighed and said helplessly: "Honestly teach disciples of the sect, isn't it good to take a sect with you?" I have to go down the mountain to experience, what is the result? It's not that the hemorrhoids are cracked and you run back, or you are cheated and run back, is it interesting? ”

"Is that not the case?"

The third elder glanced at the white-haired young man angrily, and said, "Do you think this Breaking Immortal Realm is interesting?" ”

"That's right."

Sighing, the white-haired boy scratched his head, collapsed in the chair without any image, and said boredly: "Third child, I don't want to do it anymore." ”

"That's not going to work."

Shaking his head, the third elder said sincerely: "You must work until we die until we die, otherwise do you think that the six of us are rare for you to be in this broken position?" ”

"Wait."

Sighing faintly, the white-haired young man said slowly: "When Xiaoqing grows up, I will pass on this position to her, and I don't care about anything, I travel around the world every day." ”

"Then you wait."

The third elder gloated and said: "Now there are two possibilities, the first is that Xiao Qing has experienced the lower realm and practiced stupidity, and he feels that the immortal cultivation realm seems to be a really good place. So after she came back, she honestly took over the position of head and let you go back to the mountain. ”

"The second ending is that Xiaoqing knows that even farts in the immortal cultivation world are tasteless, so he naturally looks down on your broken position. So after she also reached the fairyland, Xiaoqing directly slapped the Nine Rings Heavenly Seal and nailed you to the position of the head of Longhu Mountain, so that you will never be able to turn over. ”

"It's over."

After a short period of thought, a look of despair appeared on the white-haired boy's face, "No matter how you think about it, the second possibility is a little more likely." ”

"Yes."

The three elders who were gradually healing lay on their sides on the bed, and said happily: "And you be careful, in case Xiaoqing goes down the mountain this time and meets a favorite Langjun, he will directly abandon you, I think you can find that crooked neck tree to hang." ”

"Huh."

Smiling, the white-haired young man waved his hand, and said lightly: "You don't know Xiaoqing's temperament?" Back then, I fought with the Evil Sword Immortal for three hundred rounds, and Xiao Qing was next to me, without raising my eyes, and slept for three days. With her temperament, Fang Xin secretly promised? Don't lie to yourself. ”

"Huh."

After sneering, the three elders directly pierced the other party's words:

"Three hundred rounds of battle? The two of you plus the stinky chess basket of more than 900 years old put it together and played four games of backgammon in three days! Tell me, whose five-in-a-row victory condition is that the opponent can't hold back and goes to the toilet first? Xiaoqing didn't need to record the two of you at that time, it was enough to give you face. ”

"What?! What words! ”

Hearing this, the Heavenly Master suddenly became anxious, "That's called good and evil, how can my righteous path chess be the same as the evil way?" ”

After speaking, what are the words "My Immortal Horse walks according to the crystal characters", "It is normal for the Immortal Family Dao to play two at a time", "The evil way is the evil way, kick my stool when playing chess", which made the three elders very unhappy.

"Xiaoqing's letter?"

Suddenly, a glass-colored pigeon gradually condensed on the shoulders of the Heavenly Master, holding a letter in its beak. The Celestial Master took the envelope and said proudly while opening the letter:

"Did you see it, Xiaoqing didn't forget to write to me when he went down the mountain, do you guys have it? Look, this is the majesty of my Heavenly Master..."

After reading the contents of the letter, the Celestial Master's expression suddenly froze, and then he fell silent.

"What's wrong?"

"It's broken."

Raising his head, the Celestial Master threw the letter to the Third Elder with a strange expression. The three elders lowered their heads and looked at the contents of the letter.

[Master, I have met someone who can make my mind go well, but no matter how I calculate it, the Mandate of Heaven shows that it is untouchable, and it will bring disaster to the immortal cultivation world]

[I don't think the Mandate of Heaven is right, but you often educate me that the Mandate of Heaven cannot be violated]

[So I don't think what you're saying is right]

[I think it's time to change something in the immortal cultivation world]

[When I come back, I will bring the destined person with me, so that the third uncle will not be embarrassed, I beg him]

[Give me some money, I forgot to bring money]

【Zhuge Qing Liu】

(End of chapter)