What to do?!

What should I do if I provoke a woman who can easily get rid of herself?

is still in this sparsely populated barren mountain range, even if the other party buries himself, no one will know.

Which handsome person can think of a way, it's really urgent!

With their eyes facing each other, the pupils of both of them were dilated to the limit.

On the surface, the two of them were stunned in shock, but Li Zhengyi's brain was running wildly, thinking about what method to use to make up for it.

First, knelt down and admitted his mistake, and then was beaten to death by the other party.

Second, close your eyes and pretend to be dizzy, and then you are dug a pit and buried.

Third, fight poison with poison!

As the saying goes, peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic, so they simply don't do it......

"Smack!!"

A loud slap resounded through the mountains, and then was blown away by the mountain wind.

Li Zhengyi sat in the cold wind on the top of the mountain with his face covered, looking at Zhang Yu who was still lying at the moment with an innocent face, and the other party's expression was also a little dazed.

Originally, everything was relatively smooth, and it was going according to his ideal state, until someone couldn't help but stick out his tongue......

The sun is shining at the moment, and the fresh air has a hint of romantic blood.

But the atmosphere is a little stagnant, and such an unexpected situation is almost inexperienced for the two of them.

However, Li Zhengyisheng lives in his heart an old monster who has experienced the explosion of information, and his skin can be thicker.

So he took the initiative to break the deadlock: "Yes, I'm sorry. I, I really didn't mean to. Why don't you hit me a few more times? ”

In the face of such a situation, the first is to bully the weak and stir up nonsense. The second is to take the initiative to show weakness, pretend to be innocent, pretend to be weak, and arouse the motherhood of the other party.

Considering the social atmosphere of this era and the fact that the other party can take out a big gun at any time, Li Zhengyi still chose the second method very carefully.

And in the process of speaking, intentionally or unintentionally, he stumbled as if he was stammering.

Sure enough, with the advantage of appearance and age, Zhang Yu still treats him as a little brother in his heart. Seeing his overwhelmed appearance, he was quickly amused.

Somehow, Li Zhengyi felt that her smile had become more attractive than before, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva quietly.

"Why are you stunned, little bastard, don't pull me up!"

"It looks very honest, I didn't expect you to dare to ...... like that just now"

Speaking of the key points, even if Zhang Yu was a few years older than Li Zhengyi, he didn't feel a little embarrassed, and his eyes became a little evasive.

Seeing that the atmosphere that had just become active was about to become embarrassing again, Li Zhengyi hurriedly resolved it.

"I didn't mean to, and it was my first kiss. And don't you have a little responsibility? It's better if you don't let your kiss come back. ”

Many things are done with retreat as advance, desire to promote and suppress, and I thought it would be much better.

Li Zhengyi had already apologized for weakness before, which was a step back, and the other party's attitude was not bad. Now that the atmosphere is lively, you can also try to take a step forward.

"Wow, you little bastard dare to say that, looking for a fight."

After Zhang Yu heard some unreasonable words from him, he immediately looked like he was going to hit someone, and Li Zhengyi also cooperated.

"Ah, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore."

While pretending to dodge, she also thought that she shouldn't ask "what is my responsibility" first, and then reply "It's not because you're too good-looking".

There may be unintended consequences for that, but it's okay for now, at least it's not bad.

After playing around for a while, he offered to go down the mountain and go back, don't wait until there is nothing to say before ending the topic, how embarrassing it is.

Besides, it's just the beginning, so there's no need to be so anxious. Yes, Li Zhengyi has some thoughts about Zhang Yu in his heart.

Some take it for granted, the other party is beautiful and still a mission awakener. The main thing is that both sides feel good together, what's not to do.

As for age, to be honest, Li Zhengyi is a few years older than Zhang Yu, but his body is more tender now.

"Go back now? All right. ”

Zhang Yu didn't say much, just paused, and simply agreed.

The way down the mountain is more difficult than going up the mountain, and after just a few steps, Li Zhengyi stopped again, hesitated for a moment and said, "Don't you want that snake?" It should be able to sell for money, right? ”

He also struggled for a while before saying, as far as the moment is concerned, face or something is important.

Zhang Yu glanced back after hearing his words, and his charming face showed some doubts: "It's just a normal poisonous snake, it shouldn't be sold for much money." What, are you short of money? ”

"Sister, I'm just a high school student, where did I get so much money?"

Looking at Li Zhengyi's helpless expression, Zhang Yu was a little playful.

"Haha, since that's the case for you, I'll be my sister to help my little brother."

"Then I'm not going to be a little white face......"

Li Zhengyi's muttering words made Zhang Yu's face happy again, but he didn't scold him again.

After picking down the poisonous snake that was still hanging on the tree with a wooden stick, I found that I didn't think about the middle length, and only one person was tall.

But it has the thickness of an adult's arm, which is short in comparison.

For the sake of safety, Li Zhengyi still took a wooden stick and vigorously ripped off the almost broken snake head, and buried it in the previous mouse pit.

He'd heard that some snakes bite when they die, and he doesn't want to be suddenly hit by that thing.

Seeing Li Zhengyi trembling and carrying the snake's tail, Zhang Yu felt a little funny and felt that the other party was cute.

"Look at what scares you, come, I'll take it."

Although the poisonous snake was dead and could no longer die, and its head was buried in the soil by itself, the cold and slippery feeling in his hand still made Li Zhengyi's heart a little uncomfortable.

"I'm still a high school student, I'm a powerful awakened person like you, you've definitely seen a lot of little things like this."

Despite saying that, he insisted on holding the mutilated viper. As she walked, she talked about the strength of the Awakened, but she didn't notice that she heard those words behind her, and some loneliness flashed in her eyes.

The journey was safe, nothing unusual happened, and they reached the park at the foot of the mountain without any problems.

It's almost noon, and the sun is getting brighter, and even in winter, there's a warm feeling shining on your body.

"Can you wait here for me for a while?"

Zhang Yu's expression returned to normal again, he thought that he would go back to his own house after going down the mountain, and he didn't know what this little bastard wanted to do.

But anyway, she has nothing to do when she goes back now, so she casually agreed.

Seeing that the other party agreed, Li Zhengyi hung the poisonous snake on the vine on the side, and ran out like a gust of wind.

Zhang Yu saw him running at high speed, and he didn't know what he thought, and his charming and playful face showed a knowing smile again.

It didn't take long to see him running back in a hurry, still holding something in his hand.

"I... Soon, it didn't keep you waiting...... bar..."

Seeing Li Zhengyi panting and sweating profusely, Zhang Yuming smiled with wide eyes and said, "Why are you so slow, I've been waiting for a long time~"

"Ah......?"

"Haha, I lied to you, little brother is so funny. What's in your hand? Are you in such a hurry to go back and get it? ”

"Oh...... Ah, yes. ”

Li Zhengyi didn't slow down a little, and unfolded the thing in his hand, which was a white snakeskin bag.

He also took out a bright kitchen knife from inside, and the blade was unusually bright in the sun......