Zhou Li on Earth once participated in a car race.

Most people's impression of racing is that of a handsome racing driver, paired with a beautiful co-pilot who loves BMW and loves her uncle more, shocked everyone with sewer drifting on the track of Akinayama, and finally ended with a song "I go all the way north and leave the season with you".

Yes, the competition that Zhou Li participated in that year was like this.

But he's not a race car driver.

He's the beauty of the co-pilot... Man?.

In fact, the specific situation at that time was extremely abstract, in short, Zhou Li was inexplicably pulled into a racing car, sat in the co-pilot of a big sister, and followed her through the entire track. Although the final result was that Zhou Li pulled the car door and vomited wildly, he still experienced the joy of galloping.

Even though Zhou Li was so frightened that he screamed as a beautiful man throughout the whole process, and was comforted by the big sister's gentle touch on his head, he was still very happy.

And now, that joy is back again.

"Wuhu!"

The Divine Talisman is not so much to give the user a powerful speed, but rather to overlay the magic of "Divine Walking" on the user's body. The magic spell is not only about speed, but also gives the user a strong sense and reaction speed, so as to avoid running fast and ending up because the reaction cannot keep up.

Therefore, in Zhou Li's eyes, he is now speeding on the official road like the Flash, everything around him is very slow, only the three of them are very fast, so fast that even mosquitoes seem to freeze.

Of course, the premise of all this is that the speed is fast enough, and the Divine Movement can accumulate enough Lingqi and Immortal Qi in the process of galloping. Otherwise, this spell will almost catch up with time to stand still, and naturally it will not be a spell that the talisman can carry.

Therefore, after the speed slowed down a little, Zhou Li began to vomit while running, trying to spit out the worms in his mouth.

"Zhou Gongzi, you have to concentrate on Shenxing, it's best not to play."

Compared with Zhou Li and Zhou Xun, who were not very familiar with the running of the Divine Run, Zhuge Qing could be said to be full of immortal energy, floating in mid-air with an elegant posture. She looked at Zhou Li, who was vomiting, and said helplessly:

"If the speed of the Divine Movement slows down in the process, the kinetic energy accumulated by the Divine Movement Talisman will decrease, and the Divine Movement Method will be unsustainable. So please don't look for animals to slap each other, it will slow down. ”

"Good, good."

Zhou Li nodded, gave up slapping the black bear who was crying with his face covered on the side, and continued to gallop on the official road.

Zhou Xun on the side quietly put away his hand and whistled, ignoring the Black Bear No. 2 who was covering his ass and was at a loss.

Zhuge Qing, who was walking in mid-air against the clouds, looked at the curious duo with a smile, she kind of understood why the old scholar deliberately found her and begged her to quickly combine the two weeks into one.

The destructiveness of this thing after the split is no longer a simple one-plus-one, it is a lump by a lump, and the abyss is stacked on top of the abyss.

If it weren't for the restrictions on the Divine Walking Talisman, Zhuge Qing seriously doubted that these two things would directly rush into Taiying City and play with monkeys for Mrs. Golden Snake to wrap on wooden sticks.

About an hour later, the three of them approached the capital. Crossing the capital and walking more than 100 miles, it is the "head" Taiying in the thirteen cities of the North Ring Road. Since the Shenxing talisman was a one-time talisman, the three of them did not stop in Shangjing, but continued to drive towards Taiying directly from the official road after crossing Shangjing.

"The county order doesn't have to be sent."

Leading the horse, Yao Huan, who was dressed in black, said to the man wearing a brocade robe with a little helplessness: "The matter of going to Beijing has been resolved, and I am not returning to Beijing this time to impeach Bai County, so there is no need to worry about it." ”

"Ugh."

Bai Hong, the county magistrate in Beijing, sighed and said with a wry smile: "Lord Yao doesn't know, and he doesn't care about the impeachment, after all, he is not afraid of shadows, and at most he will be responsible for negligence." ”

"I'm worried about Beiliang."

Bai Hong's words directly aroused Yao Huan's curiosity, he sighed, and asked, "Lord Bai, as the son of Hubu Shangshu, do you still need to be afraid of a poor Beiliang?" ”

"Alas, Lord Yao doesn't come to the north often, so I don't know anything."

Bai Hong put his hands behind his back, looked at the setting sun in the distance, and said in a melancholy tone: "It is precisely because I am the son of the Household Shangshu that I can know some secrets that ordinary people can't know. That Beiliang City cannot be said to be a tiger's den in Longtan, but also a urinal and dung pit. Over the years, I have gone to a few governors and brought out a few governors. ”

After speaking, Bai Hong lowered his head, looked abnormal, and said carefully:

"Master Yao, you have an old relationship with your father, so I have to tell you some secrets. This term of the governor of the three provinces, that is, my previous boss, Zhang Sohao, seems to have folded in Beiliang. ”

After a pause, not noticing Yao Huan's gradually complicated eyes, Bai Hong became more and more excited the more he spoke:

"Don't you know, that Zhang Sohao is the younger brother of the current queen, the emperor's brother-in-law, who holds the military power of a hundred imperial forest troops, and the position of governor of the three provinces. Such a character who shook the sky everywhere he put it, died silently in Beiliang like this, and the queen didn't even make a move! Until now, Dali Temple has not been sent to investigate this matter thoroughly! How weird! ”

Yao Huan was silent.

He didn't know how to explain the specific composition of this matter to the other party, for example, the one who wanted Zhang Sohao to die the most was actually the queen herself. And the reason why the news of Zhang Sohao's death has not come out now is because he is not dead, and he was thrown into a storage bag by himself.

Yes, Bai Hong, the bag you hammer now should be Zhang Sohao's lifeline, and it looks pretty good.

Completely unaware that the long bag that Master Yao hung on the saddle was Zhang Sohao, Bai Hong helped the unconscious Zhang Sohao relax his muscles and bones in order to prepare for entering the East Factory, and said bitterly:

"Let me tell you, the weirdness of Beiliang is more than that. A few years ago, I set up a few spies in Beiliang and let them infiltrate the Beiliang government. After the death of that Zhang Sohao, they all seemed to be stunned, and they memorized some rules for patrolling the city every day. I asked them what happened to Beiliang, and they told me that Beiliang had done a good job of sewerage. I asked them how Zhang Sohao died, and they said that it was a monster who killed Zhang Sohao alive. ”

His expression was a little distorted, and Bai Hong, who helped Yao Huan lead the horse, beat his chest and said in a trembling voice:

"A few days ago, I couldn't help it, and ordered a spy to come back to Shangjing and explain to me everything that happened in Beiliang. But he said four words to me, and I never heard from me again. ”

"Zhou Li."

In Bai Hong's ears, these four words are like the words of an ancient god, obviously he knows every word, but when combined, he can't understand it.

"Therefore, in this small circle of our North Ring Road, it is rumored that the North Beam actually contains indescribable ancient gods, or their messengers. is like the lord in yellow recorded in ancient books, unspeakable, unthinkable, unnamed, so Zhang Sohao's death is unknown, and no one knows the truth. ”

Walking on the flat avenue, as a neighbor of Beiliang, Shangjing City County made Bai Hong's mood particularly heavy at this time. As soon as he thought that in two months, he would have to go to Beiliang as a neighboring city for field investigation and friendly exchanges, and he felt a sense of despair.

The most terrifying thing is that the case of ghast jade is about to be transferred to Dali Temple. When the time comes, he must go to Beiliang and confess his negligence. For Bai Hong, this is no different from going deep into the tiger's den.

Yao Huan didn't know how to comfort Bai Hong at this time, after all, Beiliang didn't have an ancient god except for it... No, those things are no different from the Old Gods. As the county commander of a neighboring city, it was normal for Bai Hong to feel fear and tremble.

Just as he was about to make a joke with Bai Hong to make him relax, he suddenly felt an indescribable "Immortal Qi" approaching the two.

Is there a fairy house near Shangjing?

Bai Hong on the side was still immersed in sadness, while Yao Huan turned his head, his eyes condensed, wanting to see the approaching immortal family clearly.

Well?

At first glance, Yao Huan felt as if he had seen a fairy. The woman on the clouds was like a bright glow, with bright eyes and bright teeth, although she was petite, but she gave people a kind of super-dusty atmosphere unique to the fairy family. It is rare to have this kind of demeanor in Yao Huan's memory.

At second glance, he saw the indescribable mass.

？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

When Zhou Li, who was running with his arms in the wind like a strange thing, suddenly his brain shut down, and indescribable fear occupied his heart.

Isn't it all talked? Why do you have to chase and kill thousands of miles?!!!

Why this weird and abstract pose????

On weekdays, when he sees this kind of galloper with a distorted expression and abstract posture, Yao Huan will definitely stop it and investigate whether the other party is a fugitive or a rogue from Dali Temple. But when Zhou Li's forced face appeared, his first reaction was to jump up and pick up the horse's neck, and a big whirlwind threw himself into the grass on the side with Bai Hong.

And then...

Yao Huan looked at Zhou Xun behind Zhou Li in horror, his brain was directly overloaded, and he began to carry out a high temperature alarm.

Can you also split organically?

In the eyes of outsiders, the person who walks in the gods is a remnant of light that cannot be captured. But in the eyes of Yao Huan, the second-grade Shangguan, their speed was not so fast, just like two slimes encouraged by a hair dryer, twisted, dark, and weird.

"Brother."

The moment they passed Yao Huan, Zhou Li and Zhou Xun suddenly stagnated, and showed a gentle smile at Yao Huan, who had a frightened expression, and said in unison:

"Buy it, ah

Seeing that he had to stop talking cheaply, but as a result, the speed of the Shenxing Talisman was not enough and his calf cramped, and he could only jump quickly on one foot, Yao Huan completely gave up thinking.

As for Bai Hong on the side...

"What's going on?"

Since Zhou Li and the three of them were too fast, Bai Hong didn't know what was going on. From his point of view, it was Yao Huan who suddenly had a convulsion, put his arms around his neck and threw him into the grass. But because the other party's position could send his father away, he could only suppress the anger in his heart and ask.

"It's fine."

Looking at Bai Hong again and sighing, Yao Huan said regretfully: "Bai County Order, take care." ”

You'd better be innocent and not afraid of being investigated.

Otherwise.

Ha ha.

These are two indescribable things.

"Can you give me a little bit of your two lumps of meat?"

In the dense forest, wringing out the moisture in the white veil, the girl raised her head, looked at the surging bosom of the knight Ji who had taken off her armor, bit her lip, and pleaded weakly:

"I'm not afraid of getting tired, give me some."

"The Tao is natural."

Knight Ji subconsciously straightened her chest, and then said softly to the girl: "Respected kite, the human body is mostly a natural thing, if it is not natural, it is not a Tao." ”

"Good bullshit."

Nodding, the girl exclaimed, "It's as bad as your Chinese level, Joan of Arc." ”

The blonde hair was tied into a well-behaved ponytail and placed behind her, and the girl named Joan of Arc stretched out her hand, skillfully helped the girl remove the fine yarn tied around her neck, and then put it aside, and began to help the girl loosen her clothes.

"This dead woman is really at me."

While untying her clothes and then covering her body with black mist to prevent the spring from leaking out, the girl gritted her teeth and said:

"If you can't beat it, you can run, and if you can't run, you can play yin, who taught her to smash the body with rootless water? Don't you know that the most hated thing is rootless water? What if I get out of balance and she stops the bleeding? ”

"Dear Kite, you are a zombie and don't have a period."

Helping the girl wipe the water stains on her smooth skin, Joan of Arc said calmly: "Yin has losses, and Yang has gains." You're a drought now, and the yang can't be yang anymore, so you won't have menstruation. ”

With a long sigh, without scolding or speaking, the maiden looked at Joan of Arc with pity. After a while, Joan of Arc covered her face and said embarrassedly:

"Dear kite, your gaze is as warm as fire, it makes me feel at ease, and I am afraid that I will sink, so I dare not look directly."

"Fool."

Gently put her hand on the back of Joan of Arc's head, the girl smiled softly, and then smashed Joan of Arc's face into the ground, and said kindly: "If the old lady is in a hurry, the eyes of the drought will burn you to death immediately, and after a while, I am afraid that you will be burned to ashes by the old lady." ”

"I'm so sorry~~~Woo~~~"

The knight Ji who stuck her head in the dirt apologized sincerely, and at this time, the girl also draped the white veil on her body, feeling the softness of the dry clothes, the girl took a deep breath, and then spit it out.

"Where's the smell?"

The girl scratched her face and muttered something strange and whispered. She had thoroughly ascertained that the reason why she had never been able to find the dead woman who had come out of her was because there was a [secret realm] here that interfered with her ability to perceive. And for some reason, that dead woman actually controlled this secret realm, causing a lot of trouble to the girl.

According to the general idea, once a person has mastered the secret realm and wants to deal with her, he must not enter the secret realm. Because the controller of the secret realm is a fairy-like existence for the people who break into the secret realm, and the intruder is like a lamb to be slaughtered, without the power to fight back.

But...

"It doesn't matter."

Reflecting the warm luster of the warm sun, the girl's face is full of unbeatable pride and wantonness. She reached out and squeezed the air hard, and then there was absolute evil and death in her eyes.

"The two of them will be beaten together, and I will have to work hard to find it."

As soon as the words fell, the girl suddenly felt something in her heart and looked to the right.

Then, the death qi in her hand froze.

Looking at the face that was exactly the same as the [Green Perverted Tights Muscle Giant] in her memory, the girl's eyes were first shocked, and then incredulous.

"It's a green perverted tights muscle giant ahhhh!!!h

As if in a nightmare, the girl suddenly slipped into Joan of Arc's arms and cried out loudly. There is no way, the sky is not afraid of the earth, it does not mean that the girl is not afraid of anything.

The green perverted tights muscle giant is scary to anyone who sees it, not to mention that it is a dream come true version.

"What do you mean?!"

Zhou Li, who landed face on the ground, rolled around on the ground and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

Zhou Li, who was not wearing a wisp, raised his head forcefully, looked at the girl in front of him, and retorted loudly with his last strength:

"Who are you scolding for being a green tights muscle giant?!"

Zhuge Qing, who was belated, threw Zhou Xun aside, and looked at Zhou Li who was lying on the ground and fainted with a numb face.

You don't refute these two words at all, do you?

(End of chapter)